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Good advice for our friendly neighborhood feds (media.patriots.win)      YES            
posted ago by DRKMSTR ago by DRKMSTR +2437 / -0
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Destineed369 23 points ago +23 / -0

Goooooo fuck yourselves Dc!

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ultra-tera-maga 10 points ago +10 / -0

-Any American outside DC

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jpower -1 points ago +1 / -2

Fun fact:

DC is not part of the United States. Therefore citizens of DC are not Americans

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funner fact: Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime. - Beria

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BeNotAfraid 0 points ago +1 / -1

tnetennba

  • Biden in his next public address
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TommyLasordasBallBag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah seriously, fuck off and leave us alone like we asked.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps we should stop asking?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easy war rodent..

A handshake glowbug called me a fed earlier for that kind of talk..

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr. Lasagne,

You know I'm not one to bite my tongue.

But I'll rephrase, out of respect:

"Leave us alone please. I really hope you respect this request because it will become a demand".

How's that?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 4 points ago +4 / -0

You and I have been here since the dawn of time, it's just funny getting called a fed.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dare them to put our words into a court of law. We'd need no lawyer to convince a jury of our righteousness.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

fed crying on witness stand

And then they called me fake and gay and told me to glow harder and kill myself. Then they called me a faggot.

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AnacronicA 3 points ago +3 / -0

They aren't stopping until the people put an end to their reign of destruction.

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DRKMSTR [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, a marvel fan. 🤣

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bringbackthe80s 21 points ago +21 / -0

Have you tried turning the wood chipper off and turning it on again?

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DRKMSTR [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fun fact: gallows never get jammed, but they do get a bit tied up here and there.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always considered the guillotine to be the perfect engine, both for efficiency and for effect as a deterrent.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

there is nothing quite like watching them twitch while they strangle …..i always thought headlopping is way too quick and somewhat messy but it does get the points for shock factor though.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly, and we also get to see the fear in their eyes as we wheel the guillotine up to the town square and they know who it's for.

These are fun thoughts to go to sleep thinking about.

(Disclaimer: after a speedy and fair trial)

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤦‍♂️😂

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Josemarti 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're anti breeders. They don't have kids. That's why they need to corrupt ours.

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King5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

sheepishly raises hand ….sadly your family isn’t the only one.

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Josemarti 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well your parents may not be the feds you were referring to in the last comment.

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CheapChinesePlastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mormons have lots of kids. Many feds are mormon

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BobbyTables18c 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love the IT Crowd, I think they called it. Watch them all.

Source: Am IT Guy.

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

That scene when Roy uses the disabled bathroom always has me in tears laughing so hard 😂😂

“I’M DISABLED!!”

“How are you disabled??”

“Erm….LEG DISABLED”

“What happened to your wheelchair??”

“….stolen”

😂

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ThePatriotNitro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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RealRedneck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. "The Internet" box was the funniest bit. . . Wait. Wasn't that the tranny girlfriend episode? 😂

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was good but Roy’s disabled bathroom scene, along with that entire episode about the gay musical called “Gay” was by far the best.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Douglas kills me every time 😆

“I don’t care that you’re from Iran...”

“Not Iran... a MAN! I used to be A MAN, Douglas...”

...

“OH GOD!!!!”

😆

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SouthernParadise 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone else think this “raid” was a way for them to gain access to plant bugs?

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DRKMSTR [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Among a myriad of other things, yes.

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake evidence for their bullshit “treason” show trial next year. “Oops, looks like no 2024 nomination for you...”

After they abandon him yet again, the GOP will all line up to give smarmy speeches about how it’s “time to move on” and “look to the future” etc 😒

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DRKMSTR [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the sticky, mods!

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TisrofBenRothschilde 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hear pepper spray can double as a personal lubricant for those who want to spice things up.

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DRKMSTR [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It doubles as monkey pox protectant too.

It's also good on salads.

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dreadnt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feds, I know you feel invulnerable now. So much powerful psychopaths behind you. You live in interesting times. You know this. You will find out how badly you were mistaken. It’s happened many times before.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

TAINTED SWAMP DONKEYS

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DRKMSTR [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's out of order:

SWAMPED DONKEY TAINTS

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TisrofBenRothschilde 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first, I did not recognize this as advice but then I remembered who we were giving the advice to.

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DRKMSTR [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

;)

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Shockthemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI = American Gestapo.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

This meme is false.

I most certainly saw some misgendering and other hateful comments on this site earlier today.

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Chinese_spy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Well, actually, we have investigated ourselves. We are innocent. And we are great people -- no, we are the best people. We deserve a raise."

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DRKMSTR [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Try again and come back to me when you find something"

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Chinese_spy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

"For this latest false flag attack, our investigation has led us to mentally ill patsies criminal masterminds who were assisted known by us. We would have stopped them if the door was unlocked, if the tactical shields were available, if backup arrived, if we were 300+ officers, if we actually cared."

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