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Bastard 700 points ago +700 / -0

So, basically armed robbers.

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TexasPiper 339 points ago +340 / -1

Taxation is theft!

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Oback_Barama 168 points ago +168 / -0

Who wants to bet the IRS Gestapo will be asking for receipts from gun purchases with orders to confiscate if any "irregularity" is found?

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 129 points ago +129 / -0

They’ve been stockpiling ammo since 2009.

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pepperonishoes 63 points ago +63 / -0

Yes they have.

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deleted 64 points ago +65 / -1
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SteersBeersandQueers 66 points ago +67 / -1

Nah he's just the antichrists bitch

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canttouchdis 28 points ago +28 / -0

irs going about there day

biden pops up on the hologram

"execute order 66"

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Sumarongi 12 points ago +12 / -0

they all are antichrist

there are many antichrist

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YouTubeSucksDicks 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, Big Mike is the Antichrist?

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DrBJTester 0 points ago +1 / -1

Big Mike just entered chat with a fully engorged package

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Schroeder09 23 points ago +25 / -2

I've been saying for 10 plus years that Obama is the Antichrist. He has a cult following, and he is absolutely evil to the core.

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True_Curmudgeon 14 points ago +14 / -0

“AN Antichrist” probably not “THE”

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's not competent enough to be the AC. He's a small time grifter elevated comically above his abilities.

China runs everything now. I'm almost certain of it. If I were religious I'd say CCP/deep state is a pretty good manifestation therof.

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Barack-Obama2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m just a faggot. Nothing more.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s too much of a pussy. Even Joe Biden has bigger balls than Obama.

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Revelation says the AC will not be attracted to women. Check.

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Accountable_Ish 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jarod Kushner is the anti Christ

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +2 / -2

the antichrist will be a Jew

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GabeC1997 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Nah, that's me and I'm more amused I didn't actually have to do anything for humanity to fuck itself over. Amused and annoyed.

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barxe 22 points ago +24 / -2

They've been a deceptive fraud from the beginning..

26 USC 7701 (a)(9,10) specifically only include District of Columbia

And, if "50 States" is supposedly implicitly included, then why is it specifically included in places like 26 USC 4612 (a)(4)(A)?

. . . and so forth . . . the devil is in the details/definitions . . .

The money changers have been doing this throughout history..

Rev 3:9

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Zippitydoodah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Synagogue of Satan

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RealRedneck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funny enough, me too!

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OPsMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That makes 100 Million of us.

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Rocks_vs_Uzis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is the ammo stored? This info is important.

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Dictator_Bob 31 points ago +31 / -0

We already know. If the DNC/Uniparty is able to retain power then this will be their KGB/Gestapo.

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Desperado 15 points ago +17 / -2

They are the tools of the international cabal. Nothing more. Let's not compliment them.

This isn't even their scheme. They have neither the brains nor the brawn.

The Uniparty sucks Globalist cock by choice. Imagine doing it by choice?

These cunts will have to shoot me in the head. I will not comply. I will not shame my ancestors like that.

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williedustice 20 points ago +20 / -0

I refuse to believe all of these hires will work in the IRS. They'll be spread throughout the entire bureaucracy. Planted. There already exist thousands of invisible agents who appear to have normal day jobs, and they're activated when there's a task for them. What do you do when the public sees you and wants reform? Plant as many of your people as you can so that, no matter what happens in elections, you have your people in place. Nothing will change.

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is a brief example to expose them:

  1. Say taiwan better than Chyna, America better than china, even saying Africa is better than china might do the trick. Essentially what would tick off a CCP agent the most.

  2. Unless they support MAGA do not bother with any of the important positions.

  3. They have to be able to work hard, and follow specific requirements. Along with signing a contract.

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +1 / -2

actually aliens have replaced all of the IRS agents with pod people

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localhost 8 points ago +8 / -0

The ATF is already doing just that.

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anatidaephobia 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can tell IRS is worse than Gestapo, unless your a commie or a degenerate but those goes into the wood chipper anyway.

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Forgototherpassword 47 points ago +47 / -0

Robin Hood

Lefties love it. "Rob from the rich and give to the poor"

Down with the rich!!! Pay your "fair share"

Completely missing the point that the "evil, greedy rich" in Robin Hood was the government...

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck the normies, they’re too far gone. I don’t see any amicable or diplomatic solution for coexistence with them.

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TravelingSalesman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I recent got to talk with some of them, and they really are "monkey see monkey do" lemmings. Their entire world view is based on what comes out of the television. It's like a modern day Pied Piper.

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's reality, sadly.

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commiedestroyer 4 points ago +4 / -0

after the last 2 days, anyone who isn’t wide the fuck awake is completely brainless and their bloodline should stop with them. way too many retards inhabit this country.

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MasklessMarvel -2 points ago +1 / -3

you give them too much credit

it is all about hating Trump

they are told to do it and how it is to be done and they fall into lockstep

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Sarsen1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Correct! Robin Hood was giving people their money back.

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BillPigg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct! He was returning taxes to the people.

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patrioticwinning3 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is robbing from the middle class to give to the rich...

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TrueFlagPatriot420 8 points ago +10 / -2

Why aren’t republicans sourthern states succeeding?

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NomadicKrow2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why aren't we applying for these jobs? If we don't get them, they will, and they won't hesitate to make you miserable.

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Treebeardpatriot 5 points ago +7 / -2

I believe that is coming. Check out the National Texas movement. They are spear heading the succession of Texas and I believe it will be on the November ballot this year. To see if the citizens of Texas want to. At least that is what I am hearing.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll believe it when I see it but republicans have shown me so far they’re nothing but talk

They controlled house and senate during trumps first half and they did absolutely nothing except corporate welfare

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've been asking this for the last two years. There's absolutely no reason to avoid it at this point. The United States is no longer a functional country.

However, when I mention secession on this board, the LARPers who still believe there will be some sort of armed uprising by the masses come out with their downdoots and comments that prove they don't understand exactly how secession will work.

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +0 / -1

so explain how it will work

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the Reader's Digest version since I've explained it myriad times on this board to the "shooting is the only way out" crowd:

Red states and even some counties secede and form their own country. We stand by the Constitution and create a rock solid MAGA/Conservative country based on our ideals. This should chase out a good amount of Leftists. We institute electoral college style voting in all states on statewide elections to prevent big cities from exerting too much power. We have in-person, photo ID only voting on ONE single day. If you can't make it to the ballot on Election DAY...too fucking bad. No IRS. We have a flat/fair tax. I don't really have a preference. We also eliminate most government agencies.

If enough red states and counties join, that leaves nothing but blue islands scattered about for the rest of the Commies. Since most production and food facilities lie in the new "True U.S.A.", the blue islands will have to rely on importing everything they need. They have no means of production and very limited means of income. They will also have a population unwilling to work or defend their islands because they've already become dependent on gubmint programs. So they have only entry-level workforces at best and no military. On the other hand, the "True U.S.A." has a vast workforce who are willing to work, support, and defend their country.

Eventually, the blue islands will fold under the weight of their own policies and come crawling back. When they do, it will be under our terms and they will be terms they're not going to like. Eventually, we may take back all of our land, under our terms, and purge the Leftists while having proved their policies don't work.

That's how, if anyone had the balls to go through with it, secession would be done. As I said, that's the Reader's Digest version, so there are a lot more nuances.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have made some of these points myself

the major confusion here is that the people cannot arise as an independent entity and start a civil war- that is a revolution

a civil war requires a coalition of political entities- in this case the states- to rise up

the person who said "Why aren’t republicans Southern states succeeding?" has no clue as to the reason for the Civil War as opposed to the current situation.

the lines of division don't run that way

you are exactly right in that the red states seceding would leave the blue states isolated amongst a vast tract of enemy territory

the problem is states like MO and VA where the blue is concentrated in the cities and the rest of the state is bright red

states like that will not secede because the power structure won't allow it

this puts the reds in the position of fighting against their fellows

IOW it's not going to work

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

the problem is states like MO and VA where the blue is concentrated in the cities and the rest of the state is bright red. states like that will not secede because the power structure won't allow it

That's why I always qualify it with "red counties." Not just states. There's no reason the majority of New York should have to live under the thumb of New York City. Why should most of Virginia have to bend to the will of Northern Virginia? Why should the majority of Pennsylvania follow the lead of Philadelphia? I remember growing up in NY and even years ago there was always secession talk by both Upstate NY and Long Island. There's no reason that can't become a reality. Much like the "State of Jefferson" idea in the Pacific Northwest.

It would work if it were done right. Problem is nobody has the balls to even talk about it. Except for Allen West I suppose. He's pretty much the only prominent figure in politics that I've even heard mention the word. People have to start realizing it's the only way out and it's going to get far more support than a shooting war.

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +1 / -2

Why aren’t republicans sourthern states succeeding?

what makes you think they are failing?

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patrioticwinning3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also secession = Civil War. Remember? Just the excuse the dems need for martial law!

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +1 / -2

succeeding

whoosh

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GabeC1997 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally in this case.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

It always has been, but now it'll include murder

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ultra-tera-maga 71 points ago +71 / -0

No, robber barron's have limits to ways they can torment you. There's no such limit for people convinced they do it out of moral benevolence.

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Block_Helen 51 points ago +51 / -0

C.S. Lewis

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1n5aN3 41 points ago +41 / -0

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive... The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep;... but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.    --C.S. Lewis

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Vox_Dobad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always have loved this quote

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 65 points ago +65 / -0

A standing army, and its enemy is We The People.

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Rubieroo 33 points ago +33 / -0

Exactly. They're creating a new military branch: the de facto army of the Federal Reserve, which is held in part by foreign persons and entities. So we will essentially have a foreign army invading American homes and targeting Americans with lethal force.

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Tard-who-forgot-pass 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have tried to explain to people that our oligarchy doesn't want communism or socialism they want the unholy blending of fascism and socialism. That being fuedalism. They want to be counts barons and dukes. They want a kingdom of serfs who knows only rule. They want it all back

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our oligarchy

want it all back

Close. But half of all American billionaires would have been outsiders in medieval times. They want, as one man once put it, "a world of (their) own."

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Tard-who-forgot-pass 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why they say "our democracy" and "our republic" they mean theirs. Make no mistake if they have their way those outsiders will be managed quite easily

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TheFountainhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

We only have elective surgery

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123notimeforme 8 points ago +8 / -0

And you think these IRS agents will speak English fluidly? H1B hires wearing blue helmets.

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Rubieroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rather like the militarized forces feigning to be Aussie police, even while Aussies said that the numbers were too high - they don't have local police forces the size of the armies that were enforcing lockdowns and going door to door. And always with faces covered.

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KennethsFrequency 35 points ago +36 / -1

Tells me that they have a gun confiscation scheme in the pipes and when they pass it it will be some sort of tax loop hole IE " each gun has a 10k tax stamp" or sum shit, then they will use this new army to enforce those rules

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DickTick 7 points ago +12 / -5

You gleaned that from a job listing for a job that has always existed at the IRS and that the criminal investigation division agents have always carried firearms?......

I'm not saying they aren't up to something, but you sure as shit can't tell from this standard job listing for a job they've hired for who knows how many thousands of times over the years, for special agents that have always carried firearms......

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lolzor21 8 points ago +8 / -0

So the 80k new jobs are all IRS repo tax mans'

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johnzo73 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, the article says they are looking to fill 300 positions nationwide.

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KennethsFrequency 7 points ago +7 / -0

I "gleaned"that from decades of watching how fat corrupt GoV expands

They have a goal and then they inch their way towards it, they get their toe in the door , then they kick it open and they always save the most malicious part of their agenda puzzle for last

They would not, for instance say....

" we are confiscating guns, we are gonna tax them out of existence and then hire 87000 new agents to follow up on the enforcement to make sure they're gone"

They would simply reverse the order

"...Its time to make America safe by finally removing weapons of war, we deem these items to be "special" outside of the 2cnd ammendment, you can have them but only those who can pay thousands in insurance would be responsible enough,...those who cannot pay this insurance expense will have to buy a tax stamp (already precedent) and those who can't buy the stamps will have to prove they have destroyed the weapons.....ooh look what we have here , seems like a couple years ago we started arming and training agents and now we have the perfect apparatus to check for and enforce these "new" rules,,,. "

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yep, this has been a thing since 1919

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TheFountainhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair, but those agent since 1919 were going after organized crime… I don’t see a whole lot of mafiosos walking around.

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t see a whole lot of mafiosos walking around.

You haven't been to Washington D.C. or any state capital recently.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really, you haven't seen hunter Biden in the news?

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Goldsteinbergsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't matter. No matter what kind of end run around the constitution that they attempt, it will be illegal/unconstitutional and the people have full right and authority to disobey.

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KennethsFrequency 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol,..nah,..there is a reason they call us "Nazis" and "home grown terrorists" and not "law abiding citizens"....specifically so they win the public perception game and CAN go around our rights

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lolzor21 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have SET SAIL FOR FAIL long ago. We know the plan.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

The bill has nothing to do with this job listing specifically...... The IRS has always had a criminal investigation division and those agents have always carried firearms.......

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

The IRS has always had a criminal investigation division

With 87,000 agents?

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BasedInvestor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey death and taxes as they say

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always have been

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GoGoGadgetGringo 241 points ago +241 / -0

It's for the billionaires, guys

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 85 points ago +85 / -0

Riiiiiiight.

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DontArkancideMeBro 48 points ago +49 / -1

Yup. All 87000 of them.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 29 points ago +29 / -0

All 664 of US Billionaires are going to be taxed so hard.

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NvrTRUMPersRLeftists 6 points ago +6 / -0

All 664 of them are going to pickup and move their wealth and themselves elsewhere.

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ThebigLMAOski17 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yeah they apparently need an ADDITIONAL stadium full of ARMED TROOPS to take a closer look into the financials of less than 700 people.

source "trust us bro"

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 156 points ago +157 / -1

Full thread: https://nitter.net/FordFischer/status/1557384869596090369

Archive: https://archive.ph/AAE3a

Spez: I saw the comments about the actual jobs.irs.gov page now being down. Here is an archive of that link. https://archive.ph/nLZQu

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jpower 63 points ago +64 / -1

sUcH a dAnGeRoUs jOb wHeN yOu hAvE tO KiLl iNnOcEnT CiViLiaNs

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rob0Pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well…it’s certainly trending in that direction for them.

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censored4wrongthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no you don't understand - honesty and integrity to follow the law

You know, the one that will make it illegal to be conservative?

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MasklessMarvel -4 points ago +2 / -6

fuck you

there are plenty of good hardworking people here

your divisive bigotry is not MAGA

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Howz3r420 0 points ago +1 / -1

Found the spook

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MasklessMarvel -1 points ago +1 / -2

i'm white, idiot

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Howz3r420 0 points ago +1 / -1

Spook, as in a FBI undercover faggot. Good to see where your head is you racist fuck. s/

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MasklessMarvel -2 points ago +1 / -3

is this the new beat it to death phrase you hivemind idiots are going to use, calling everyone a spook/fed?

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Howz3r420 1 point ago +1 / -0

ITM!

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NC_patriot 32 points ago +33 / -1

LOL. Salary starts at $50k

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/634575800

Adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially in maintaining honesty and integrity. Work a minimum of 50 hours per week, which may include irregular hours, and be on-call 24/7, including holidays and weekends. Maintain a level of fitness necessary to effectively respond to life-threatening situations on the job.

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Bigdickboi 25 points ago +25 / -0

Lol well I guess that position isn't getting filled any time soon

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Elencher 20 points ago +21 / -1

Abbot's busing their recruits straight to DC, you think they'll have any problem using deadly force on citizens?

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +4 / -2

No, the IRS does not hire illegals

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Mynewnamebutprivater 10 points ago +11 / -1

If you consider welfare a salary, though...

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JuanTitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most are on welfare because they're lazy, those sorts aren't taking a job that's 50 hour a week with odd times.

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Canadiapede7 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is stopping them? honestly? A fake id/passport, social security number, and all that jazz is easy as shit to get when you are the government.

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TPMJB 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yet

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -4 points ago +1 / -5

Nonsensical screeching

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TPMJB 1 point ago +1 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not yet. I'd bet you it's coming. ...Sign up citizenship is guaranteed after your first use of deadly force ?

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Stop trying to be a victim, creating non existent threats out of thin air

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Dieselslacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -2 points ago +1 / -3

You are pulling shit out of thin air trying to claim you are being persecuted. Fuck off with that nonsense

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Dieselslacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/28/1095365247/non-u-s-citizens-could-become-police-officers-in-california-if-this-bill-passes

IDK where I got the idea Democrats would use illegals for law enforcement. Must be another conspiracy theory.

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Anti-Uniparty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Define illegal

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Newuser99 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the black women are already working in TSA. IRS is gonna have to compete for their workers

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geekesmind 9 points ago +9 / -0

Toilet Safety Administration

Excuse me sir gotz to check your ase ho

  • south Park episode -
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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they'll work for both and show up a few times a year.

Firings would be raysys

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PhoneBandit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Antifa's wet dream.

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AlphaOmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it will. And the doofus with the qualification of willing to use deadly force at $19.23/hr at 50 hrs a week will have a gun and a badge.

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trump4045 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know how many people in America are desperate ofr jobs? They absolutely will get filled, especially by chumps who joined the military and now have no job prospects.

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PhoneBandit 9 points ago +9 / -0

They only have a budget of $80billion cut them some slack.

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PhoneBandit 7 points ago +7 / -0

To risk being put in life threatening situations no less.

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bangbus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d rather be a mall cop. At least the hours are steady.

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TPMJB 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it's not like you're actually expected to stop crimes.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being a lawful Christian American will be life threatening when gestapo rolls out

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, but it's a government job, so they probably work 10 hours/week and watch porn the rest of the time.

https://archive.ph/wip/bNjyN

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't say that because they actually work those hours, they say that for an additional 25% availability pay.

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Malice 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's pretty garbage pay for 50+ hours a week and on-call 24/7 LOL!!!

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That isn't your actual pay and that isn't for an armed field agent.

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JesusPay 4 points ago +4 / -0

This one does not mention "firearm" and "deadly force". This one is "Indirect accounting methods to establish evidence".

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NvrTRUMPersRLeftists 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, entrapment.

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dakin116 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also gotta be jabbed Lol

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FliesTheFlag 9 points ago +9 / -0

So another jobs program for low income low iq people just like the TSA.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

Diverse just means non-white

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

9 of 10 are black, yup, they claim it's way more diverse than 9 of 10 being white.

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NvrTRUMPersRLeftists 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mexico City isn’t as diverse as we thought.

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Canadiapede7 3 points ago +3 / -0

If that isn't diversity then you aint Black

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BlackPilled4Decades 5 points ago +5 / -0

did anybody get the archive of the IRS page? It's down.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, just added it to my comment.

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Fr330rD13 123 points ago +123 / -0

What kind of IRS job is this? For 1040EZ forms? Don't come to my house, go to H&R block, they did my taxes, chill bro.

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ultra-tera-maga 74 points ago +74 / -0

The one's investigating petty venmo transactions of their political opponents.

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DisbandTheCIA 59 points ago +59 / -0

They're gonna get shot.

A lot.

Life is too uncomfortable for people to put up with a bunch of bullshit.

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ultra-tera-maga 12 points ago +13 / -1

Don't tell me. I think it's a terrible idea that's going to get a lot of people hurt unnecessarily. But what the fuck do I know.

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DisbandTheCIA 12 points ago +12 / -0

What I think I've learned...

Expect results to be natural.

I'm not going to have to shoot any IRS agents because they know I might.

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ultra-tera-maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really hate Federal Reserve Notes so they'd be telling me how to "save" money and I'd be demanding they just give it straight to the Fed. Much better than violence.

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WuFluHoax 3 points ago +3 / -0

they wont believe you might until some do.

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Joequill 9 points ago +9 / -0

Entire songs have been based around Revenue Men not coming back down off the mountain.

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ThebigLMAOski17 2 points ago +2 / -0

...yes please, i could use a new workout playlist.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

Let me tell the story, I can tell it all; About the mountain boy who ran illegal alcohol His daddy made the whiskey, the son he drove the load; And when his engine roared they called the highway "Thunder Road"

Sometimes into Ashville, sometimes Memphis town The Revenuers chased him but they couldn't run him down Each time they thought they had him his engine would explode He'd go by like they were standing still on "Thunder Road"

And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road" Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst The law they swore they'd get him but the devil got him first It was on the first of April, Nineteen-Fifty-Four The federal man sent word he'd better make his run no more He said "200 agents were covering the state; Which ever road he tried to take they'd get him sure as fate."

'Son' his daddy told him, 'make this run your last The tank is filled with 100 proof; you're all tuned-up and gassed Now don't take any chances, if you can't get through I'd rather have you back again than all that Mountain Dew.'

And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road" Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst The law they swore they'ed get him but the devil got him first

Roaring out of Harlan; revving up his mill He shot the Gap at Cumberland and streamed by Maynardville With G men on his tail light; road block up ahead The mountain boy took roads that even angels fear to tread

Blazing right through Knoxville, out on Kingston Pike Then right outside of Bearden, they made the fatal strike He left the road at 90; that's all there is to say The devil got the moonshine and the mountain boy that day

And there was thunder, thunder over "Thunder Road" Thunder was his engine and white lightening was his load And there was moonshine, moonshine to quench the devil's thirst The law they never got him 'cause the devil got him first

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Filthy_MALE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jeez, it really is leaning in that direction.

Even during the height of the Vietnam War there wasn’t this much antipathy toward federal law enforcement.

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__bryan 0 points ago +1 / -1

cam whores are dems

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fluffykitten 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's going to be like the mafia of Chicago in the prohibition era. They're going to go into your business and offer you "protection" for their cut of your profits.

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TheRougarou 9 points ago +9 / -0

They aren’t going into shit

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fluffykitten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they already do it. I know a guy who owns a restaurant and underreported cash sales for a few years and the IRS sent an agent to watch his business. Made his ass pay $50k. Now with guns, they're going to come in and be empowered to be bigger faggots.

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TheRougarou 6 points ago +6 / -0

I meant my shit. They will def go in cowards shit.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 0 points ago +1 / -1

They already have guns

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trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like the local police department.

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UberPatr10t 12 points ago +12 / -0

H&R GLOCK

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re gearing up for the inevitable push back once Blackrock directs them to begin their midnight farm seizures

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roadrunner0 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are on a list or several lists of wrong thinkers so prepare to be dealt with.. They want to tax ownership of firearms, silence anti regime people and organizations using non stop lawfare.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 98 points ago +99 / -1

No bean counter needs a gun to do their job.

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BoomShtick 8 points ago +8 / -0

The bean counters will send the thugs to collect by force, always has been that way.

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saltyviewer123 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are going to hire gangbangers.

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

and trannies. equal opportunity employer, meaning no straight white people.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +3 / -2

No, this has been a thing since 1919

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roadrunner0 5 points ago +5 / -0

These are enforcers and not accountants.

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Noragrats 78 points ago +78 / -0

Only the biggest of faggots and pedos will be applying for this job.

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 54 points ago +54 / -0

So, FBI agents then..?

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Noragrats 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes.

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AmphibianPlague 6 points ago +6 / -0

Worse. FBI agents pre authorized to steal your money directly from your pocket.

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Keith 15 points ago +15 / -0

50+ Hours a week... on call 24/7...available weekends and holidays...risk your life in dangerous assignments?

Where do I apply

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gs-13 with an additional 25% availability pay

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BewareOfThePug 2 points ago +2 / -0

GS-13 Yearly Pay $81,216.00 - $105,579.00

We should be sending our currently unemployed out there....

Imagine if Bido recruited 87000 MAGA IRS Agents....

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 0 points ago +2 / -2

GS-13 Yearly Pay $81,216.00 - $105,579.00

Before locality pay and that availability pay

That is at absolute minimum 16.2% - which it is in most Republicans areas.

So that is between 114 676.00 and 173 228.40

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

You seriously think they're risking their lives like it's a routine part of the job? They're probably risking their lives less than fbi agents serving warrants. It's probably one of the cushiest law enforcement positions around that requires carrying.

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ThebigLMAOski17 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are hiring an entire stadium full of people (in addition to the existing way more than there already should be), arming them, and training them to conduct raids...

...and then they are telling you they only need these people to "keep an eye" on less than 700 people("the billionaires").

This is not a cushy job, they are going to get people slaughtered to hype up violence and fear and more controls. They don't care if every single one of those new agents get strung up on live oaks, they just released a bioweapon to steal an election, the elite are willing to do anything to not lose power.

These aren't going to be pencil pushing bean counters, they are going to be stazi foot soldiers under the guise of the IRS just like they are using "capitol police" expansions to target "J6 supporters".

It's all being done on purpose to shove people into a "save me daddy government" mentality and crush any and all dissent along the way.

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

i dunno some of those RICO raids could get hairy

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

you get good bennies and you prolly spend 90% of your time just sitting around

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BigMikesIke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d rather have some pedes in that position then letting the rabid lefties fill them.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +4 / -2

"I don't understand how our government was taken over by communists!"

Lol this is a very well paying job and you'll be near impossible to fire. We absolutely need to be taking these jobs. Lazy conservative slobs derelicted civil service and now can't figure out why it's infiltrated.

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President_Elect_Marx 2 points ago +5 / -3

Anyone that applies for this job should be shot. In Minecraft.

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dylan 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why not encourage pedes to apply, get the job, and then sandbag?

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 2 points ago +2 / -0

By sandbag you mean put sandbags over them? In minecraft.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +4 / -3

"I don't understand how our government was taken over by communists!"

You retards have absolutely zero concept of strategy and you think you'll win a civil war.

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MasklessMarvel -3 points ago +1 / -4

the media caught onto the minecraft thing a long time ago

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ShitOfPeace 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the way they want it.

If they staff the position only with leftists who think this is okay, the enforcement will only be against conservatives. Exactly as designed.

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Gr4ck3L 56 points ago +56 / -0

They're just going to end up hiring ex mil contractors and CIA, but post the position for muh diversity.

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BlackPilled4Decades 19 points ago +20 / -1

Also ex cops fired for varies degrees of unprofessionalism and security guards with and ego complex.

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Bazzellle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess if they disband the FBI, all those poor innocent "just doing my job" gun toting feds won't be jobless for long...

I guess Quantico will become Countico.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

The CIA is smaller than the IRS

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Parhelion12 5 points ago +6 / -1

HomerSimpsonYet.jpeg

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Gr4ck3L 2 points ago +2 / -0

denzelwashington_trainingday.jpg

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kung-flu-fighting 2 points ago +2 / -0

That kinda ups the pay grade. How much are these jobs paying?

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gs-11 ish

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BeekeepingPatriot 40 points ago +40 / -0

50 hours a week? What do they only get one day off a week? Working 5 10's?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 53 points ago +53 / -0

Financially raping the poor and middle class at gunpoint is a 24/7, year-round job that takes no breaks or days off. It literally says so in the job description.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -17 points ago +3 / -20

The IRS-CI isn't what the middle class deals with

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is now.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -11 points ago +2 / -13

Based on what exactly?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Simple understanding of our enemies. Their goal is neo feudalism, thus the middle class must be destroyed. No one will be spared.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -10 points ago +2 / -12

They don't have a goal, you can see this in how they run their cities

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only those who willfully choose to be blind disagree with what I just said. You are worse than useless.

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Basedsliceofwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look guys, take it easy on Geralt. It's not his fault he's retarded.

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

"... so far."

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -6 points ago +1 / -7

In 102 years of history

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BillionsAndBillions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you know that things change?

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Bax101 6 points ago +6 / -0

4 days on 4 off.12 hour shifts. That is my schedule.

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AmphibianPlague 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think like a fed… 4 12 hr shifts with a half hour working lunch

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are not thinking like a fed. Realize the listing lies in order to fulfill a bureaucratic requirement.

If you say that this is a normal job without that info, you are constrained to the GS pay scale - overpays everyone below GS-10, underpays everyone at or above GS10. But if you say this, you get to pay your guys another 25% of their base salary in availability pay - even if they only work 30 hours a week in reality

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BlackPilled4Decades 4 points ago +4 / -0

or 4 12's. I used to work 6 12's for years. That doesn't include my commute time and being at work 1 hr early and staying 45 mins after the shift to complete paperwork. It is possible to work those hours.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reality is 5 6s and they only said 50 hours a week to get availability pay in order to encourage people to be field agents rather than office workers

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Basedsliceofwinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Knowing the government employees I know, there is no way in hell anyone will ACTUALLY work the 50 hours lol.

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Mamapedia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Extra weird because current employees barely work

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is the exact reason they said that - the GS pay scale prevents them from directly paying employees more for real work, but if they say 50 hours a week with 24/7 availability they can get the field agents an additional 25% in availability pay

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I was thinking about work in the shower, so that's overtime pay."

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seismic 28 points ago +29 / -1

Legalized armed robbery with a license to kill. This is a dream job for many. The posting is so popular the site is down.

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simpson5774 8 points ago +8 / -0

Naive / angry leftists who think they are going after rich people for tax evasion in order to stick it to them.... These are the people who see 3rd generation pizza shop owners and people who own a single two family house in the same light as hedge fund managers.

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

stupid people because you take the risk but don't get to keep the money

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gaijin_ronin 27 points ago +27 / -0

Gotta keep an armed force at the ready in case those damn spreadsheets fight back.

If only a red stapler would go missing.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

Excel is controlled by Putin

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clippy is KGB. Got found out so it had to lay low for a while.

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Brobold 23 points ago +23 / -0

Could they make the job look less desirable?

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

...no

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm an accountant myself. No law enforcement background. But I do go to the range when I can.

The thought of applying to this is hilarious to me lol. Try and be someone fighting the system from the inside.

But alas, I like my current job, and get paid more. Oh well.

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MasklessMarvel -4 points ago +1 / -5

I'm an accountant myself.

YAWN!

oh, really?

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Daddy_Knew_Best 15 points ago +15 / -0

perform arrests? IRS agents arresting people?!

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 1 point ago +4 / -3

...yes. like they have for over a hundred years

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

only for over 100 years

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covfefe-time 14 points ago +15 / -1

Disband this terrorist mafia now.

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Leinad777 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm thinking that they're going to come after people and their homes. there is a movement and talk to take away property rights....and they're going to do it under the guise of this illegal entity called the IRS; there's no need to arm IRS agents, unless they're going to do something against the Constitution, none.. so whatever they're going to do, it's going to be," illegal but legally illegal"...because nobody's going to challenge this, not even the average folk on the street that are awake, won't even challenge this, lately everything is Big talk No action...

There is a constitution and there is laws within the Constitution that give you the citizens the right to take back this country.. and it's not illegal it is constitutionally sound no matter what the media no matter what the crooked judges the crooked lawyers the politicians...they're all criminals if they tell you anything different... You have a right both legally and constitutionally, to take the Constitution at its word...if you don't know what that means, then read the Constitution, study the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and you'll know exactly what it means...

The IRS is an illegal entity within the United States government.. the FBI the CIA the NSA the CDC the FDA the EPA Department of energy the Department of Education the department of interior The FCC all of these are illegal entities within the United States government they do not have people in charge of those departments that are elected.. to be legal you must pass it through and buy the people.. Congress whether it be the House of Representatives or the Senate it's not good enough... So many of these entities have been run illegally and constitutionally unsound.. but people just take it as it is and it soon becomes mainstream even though it's still an illegal entity...

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is correct and the next step: take away people's homes.

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superfly 12 points ago +12 / -0

They will be super gay. Like the FBI and every other agency.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -2 points ago +3 / -5

This has already been a thing for over a hundred years

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NotYourAverageJim 10 points ago +10 / -0

How many IRS agents will go missing before they stop sending them out? I'm taking bets.

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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't worry though, 'cause I'm sure this is only for all those rich people making more than $400,000.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -4 points ago +4 / -8

The IRS-CI doesn't go after Grandma. It is 2200 agents and leads to convictions of around 850 people a year. Their biggest cases have involved payment processing for websites hosting imagery of children being raped

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AmphibianPlague 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did anyone archive the page for the actual irs listing? They’ve already yanked it down.

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MeinKaupf 5 points ago +5 / -0

I tried to look myself. All job pages take you to a gray screen saying currently unavailable, redirecting to homepage in 5 seconds (never redirects).

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AmphibianPlague 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same.

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ChynaBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

IRS agents will not like the reception in rural areas

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

they will be welcomed with open...arms

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

IRS will just threaten to repo muh truk muh boat muh can-am muh RV and rural areas will fork over cash.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -1 points ago +2 / -3

This isn't new, it has been a thing since the Wilson administration

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ChynaBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

The difference is there's a lot more people aware of what's coming

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kiowachief 8 points ago +8 / -0

When are the normies going to realize we are at war with an illegally installed communist regime?

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Idontevenknow 4 points ago +4 / -0

As soon as they get into the box car.

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kiowachief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too late I'm afraid....

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minotaurbeach 8 points ago +8 / -0

So overworked people with guns.

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highenergywinning 8 points ago +8 / -0

still think a civil war isnt happening? its just going to be a different kind of civil war

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

it is not going to be a civil war

it is going to be a revolution

there is a difference

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even better

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DeploraBen 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Maintaining honesty and integrity...in an agency that sits at the crossroads of bankers, lawyers, and politicians."

Fucking lol.

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223_Liberty_Tree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well at least the uniforms will be easy to spot. Big FAGGOT in yellow on the back

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dayd12134 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll just be the first to say, thank God for dead IRS agents.

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foreach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do we pay taxes to a illegitimate regime in the first place?

It's so easy to write EXEMPT on your W-2.

If everyone got on board at the same time...

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foreach 1 point ago +2 / -1

You just write exempt. It just means that you'll be expected to pay your taxes at the end of the year instead of getting a refund. Lots of people do this to avoid letting the government hold on to YOUR money

Retroactive wouldn't really apply in this case

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

CPA here. Do NOT do this.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

why not fire off a flare gun to attract the IRS?

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signston 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you don't file quarterly payments, you'll pay a big penalty at the end of the year on top of your regular tax liability. The government is entitled to an estimate of your taxes (which is all withholding really is) at least quarterly.

The exempt option is there for people who are legitimately exempt because they reasonably believe they will owe no income tax for the year.

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Canadiapede7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously though what would happen if 80 Million American's just refused to pay their taxes? What will they do? round you all up and put you in jail?

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

you just put it on your W4

and wait for your impending audit

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Idontevenknow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because people don't want to sacrifice themselves, their families, their pets.

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foreach 3 points ago +3 / -0

If EVERYONE did it mass civil disobedience style, what could they do?

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Idontevenknow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree its worth a shot, but I put it like this. They will start murdering people as they take off the mask of fake legitimacy they have built for more than a hundred years. They are only going to get more violent as more people wake up and oppose them. They aren't going to be reasonable, they are a parasite that lives off of us all and think that all power comes from them. They are going to go into survival mode and do whatever they think they can get away with, even if only for a little while until a resistance starts.

Government is force, and it is all these people care about. If they can make x amount of people do what they want without having to fear being murdered, they simply will.

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Malmortus 6 points ago +6 / -0

That first bullet is beyond fucking laughable.

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FudgyFudgeBots 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know it seems disgusting to work for these thugs but we need to infiltrate. We need our guys on the inside who arent willing to shoot grandma or put her in jail.

If you apply, scrub you social media first.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 -3 points ago +2 / -5

The IRS-CI doesn't go after Grandma. It is 2200 agents and leads to convictions of around 850 people a year. Their biggest cases have involved payment processing for websites hosting imagery of children being raped

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 1 point ago +1 / -0

They wouldn't want those images falling into the wrong hands.. Ahem, amirite?

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FudgyFudgeBots 1 point ago +1 / -0

87K agents and you think they wont go after patriot grandma? Dont be naive. The people in charge arent just corrupt, they are evil.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not 87000 IRS-CI agents

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RoBatten 6 points ago +6 / -0

When did the irs get powers of arrest? When did they get authorization to execute search warrants? I thought that was the purview of the fbi?

Doesn't look like these will be tax compliance agents. They look like they will be jack-booted thugs performing armed raids on undeserving citizens . . .

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 2 points ago +4 / -2
  1. The IRS-CI has been a thing for over a hundred years
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signston 1 point ago +1 / -0

When will RoBatten learn how to Google things and do 30 seconds of basic research?

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patrioticwinning3 6 points ago +6 / -0

WTF? Since when does the IRS have the ability to execute search Warrants?

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Desperado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whenever you see "honesty and integrity" written down, take note.

I, and everyone belonging to me, conduct ourselves with honesty and integrity.

It's such a given, based upon our upbringing, that we never feel the need to stipulate it.

Funny how that goes.

But if someone states "There will be no raping involved" I start looking out for rapists.

SPEZ: Plus the "deadly force". Comical if it weren't so serious.

"Are you willing to use deadly force to enact tax laws?" Thank God I'm a Christian.

SUPERSPEZ: Fucking right there will be life threating situations on this job.

Demons.

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RussianBot25 5 points ago +6 / -1

At this rate, Americans will soon be living like inmates in an open air prison.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

The party who wants to ban all guns is trying to create an armed militia to invade your homes and steal your money. Cool.

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wolveshuntinpacks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey it's no big deal, it's just your run-of-the-mill standing army that you're obligated to allow into your home whenever they demand an "audit".

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ThirteenPercenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long until AOC and others suggest since the IRS is now armed that they also be tasked with disarming gun owners and confiscate guns from private citizens

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wolveshuntinpacks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know the duration, but I bet it's a negative number.

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me-no-likely3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dislike the idea of an IRS agent busting down the door and shooting me

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dontdrinksoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sign up, guys. Don't let the lefties have these jobs.

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redditresearches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's apply and infiltrate lol

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LibertyStillMatters 4 points ago +4 / -0

This will be to evict you from your home. You will own nothing, and be happy.

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sorrytodisagree 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Taxman Cometh

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WakeMeUpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we secede already??

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is next level fucking fascist. They are coming after you guys big time - please prepare well Ameripedes =/

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Tombstone2W 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone needs to apply to these jobs. Take the money and do whatever you can to disrupt the operation.

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Sea_Still 3 points ago +4 / -1

Give border patrol the same requirements

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disband the IRS. Repeal the 16th Amendment.

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago +3 / -0

IRS agents were also carrying during the Prohibition era...

...which was also an unjust, fucked up time in our history.

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DarkPepe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting! I did not know that.

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, only workaholic sociopaths need apply

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HuggaMaga 3 points ago +4 / -1

All those military age, fit Guatamalans -reporting for duty~

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brody1 3 points ago +3 / -0

that is no irs agent. this is a brandnew secret police force. irs agent willing to kill?