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Cianevalies 89 points ago +90 / -1

I wonder if he flushed ?

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yurimodin 34 points ago +34 / -0

unholy KEK

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jpower 10 points ago +11 / -1

Holy enough for me

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South_Florida_Guy 25 points ago +25 / -0

He should have asked to use Letitia's personal restroom

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c_programmer 22 points ago +22 / -0

I always flush when I shit in the toilets of my enemies. Although don't mistake this for kindness, I take the dump in the reservoir.

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Raddest_Chad 22 points ago +22 / -0

In the Midwest, we call that an "Upper Deck".

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

MacGrubber has entered the chat

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Right_of_Sinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

The good old days of Bob & Tom

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called top-tanking.

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BallsackPaneer 15 points ago +15 / -0

A ziplock of Portland cement dumped in the bowl of a leftist host is considered respectful where I come from.

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patr17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quickcrete sets faster.

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Iam_the_kraken 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should have done an upper-decker.

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally

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PaigeAshley 65 points ago +65 / -0

People are usually polite face to face, but when you leave, they lie and stab you in the back.

Be careful Mr. President!

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DickTick 46 points ago +46 / -0

He literally has more experience with this than just about anyone on Earth

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PaigeAshley 16 points ago +16 / -0

Indeed he does, and I'm glad. He's brilliant.

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RolandDelacroix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Including his own family.

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TheAnswerIs3Letters 5 points ago +5 / -0

But, he doesn't seem to learn from it.

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PaigeAshley 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! And it's glorious!

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texas4ever 58 points ago +58 / -0

Trump is great under pressure. He points out this is one of the biggest keys to success in his autobiography...says lots of people are brilliant but folder under pressure.

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friedchicken 21 points ago +21 / -0

Personally I hate working under pressure

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x79q3pb 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love the pressure, but get annoyed with those around me who can't, when the chaos comes knocking. I guess this is why I've always found it more comfortable working along side vets, they seem to be most ready for SHTF moments.

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Prolifix 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why I was a closer from 12-21 in college. I blew only 1 save in 10 years and that wave was an error made by me, lmfao. It is amazing how many people suck ass under pressure, 99.9% can't handle ANY pressure, and this includes everybody here. Hell when I trained MMA most seals and sec-ops couldn't handle being under pressure in the cage, no wonder we haven't won a war in so long, even our soldiers are pussies under pressure.

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johnny96816 4 points ago +4 / -0

We had a civilian show up in our office in Baghdad. First deployment anywhere for her. We took incoming often and I kept noticing she did not adjust. We took a long sustained attack and with her under a desk with all the battle rattle on happened with The Big Boss walking by. He asks a couple of questions and sees her under there shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds. He stated, “Figures” and walked out. Lol.

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SCP0073 3 points ago +3 / -0

I excel but I hate it as well

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Working under pressure or under confusion is best because I used to hate not knowing what to do, but when you take a deep breathe and come to your senses and realize it's not worth stressing over , you eventually figure out the problem and then when it arrives again it becomes super easy to figure out next time

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Grindelwald 26 points ago +26 / -0

Banks are responsible for validating asset values when they issue loans and if the company has a lot of cash they may not care.

Insurance companies are responsible for assessing the values of assets they insure to be able to underwrite and set premiums.

Neither industries are in business to make Trump rich. The valuation techniques by both are different and cannot be reconciled.

Letia has no idea what she is doing. And Trump has no responsibility to school her.

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War_Hamster 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is also one of the best bits of proof that they don't believe their own BS about Climate Change.

There's not a bank or insurance company in the world that would lend/insure in coastal cities if they really believed they'd be underwater, yet we see $billions in investment and construction in those cities.

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Grindelwald 17 points ago +17 / -0

Like a certain residence at Martha Vineyard and another in Hawaii.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny how that works, no?

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JesusisKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Strongest direct evidence yes

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peterbeater 2 points ago +3 / -1

*taps nose*
Follow the money.

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phzoe 23 points ago +23 / -0

The silliest thing about this whole farce is ... even IF Trump somehow encouraged/bribed 3rd party property evaluators to inflate his asset values in order to get more/better loans - he had NO problems paying back his loans on time. Which is the ONLY important thing. This line of persecution is so retarded.

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Mother_of_gains 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not even sure why the state has standing to sue. They have suffered no damages. In fact, the actual counterparties that the Trump corporation used have suffered no damages.

This is, in fact, retarded.

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Irrevincible 3 points ago +3 / -0

But if the property values were inflated, wouldn't that increase the taxes owed on them? Thus Trump cheated and paid the state too much in taxes... wait.

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Mother_of_gains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. I forgot about the time tested legal doctrine of "orange man bad".

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +10 / -3

They're also pouncing on the fact that he has previously criticized those who plead the 5th. They have a valid point on this one.

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80960KA 13 points ago +16 / -3

Yeah, it was a stupid boomer thing for Trump to say, one of many really. He seems to have learned in the end why the 5th was written in though, it just took he himself needing it to get over his boomer TV cop drama association of 5th == guilt.

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek and true.

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XlDEN 8 points ago +9 / -1

No they don’t. Trump said it was in response to the FBI raid and the obvious coordinated attack on him. Therefore he’s done cooperating. They don’t have a valid point for shit.

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signston 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's an interesting choice, because when Letitia James sues his company in court for civil damages, she is allowed to point out that Trump plead the Fifth in response to certain questions, and the jury can draw negative conclusions about Trump and his company from that.

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billhound 3 points ago +3 / -0

I assume he's trying to avoid a process crime more than anything.

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Overkillengine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah this entire farce was an attempt to perjury trap him.

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JesusisKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which is why he released a statement specifically sayin he usually makes fun of those people but after they raided his home he is done

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Some. Not all.

5th Amendment protections are important, and I'd rather dozens of guilty people walk than to allow the system to force testimony.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I agree in regards to the ones you're talking about. They were guilty as sin. I was more focused on the general rule, and I'm glad everyone at least has that option to not self incriminate.

If that overwhelming actionable evidence is there, then we don't need their testimony to convict, assuming we actually had a functional justice system.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps we need to redefine who "our side" is?

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krackenPie 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there is ACTUAL evidence then pleading the 5th means nothing. All it means is "I'm not saying shit because my words might come back to haunt me. Find evidence or GTFO"

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krackenPie 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are absolutly correct. Its called Prosecutorial Discretion.. practiced as an art form by Soros elected prosecutors.. While prosecutors on our side didnt attend that part of law school.

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grassshrimp 9 points ago +10 / -1

He's acting pretty sketchy

WTF?? A fake russia collusion lie for years perpetrated by the FBI/Hillary/DNC, 2 bullshit impeachments, non-stop harassment, tax records becoming public, house invaded, NY "investigating" his business with no foundation, simply a witch hunt, members of his staff handcuffed, harassed, Flynn railroad, home invasions and you wonder why he's acting "sketchy"

Where the fuck have you been, do you have a clue at all?.

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Prussian_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where the fuck have you been, do you have a clue at all?.

The account is less than a year old. So it appeared way after the steal. And it has a lot of questionable takes. There are a lot of accounts that follow this pattern and that appeared around the start of this year.

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Uzkekistani -5 points ago +3 / -8

Purity test harder lol

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Uzkekistani -14 points ago +1 / -15

Blocked, no time for juvenile insults and wool over the eyes

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80960KA 0 points ago +1 / -1

SIR I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU I WILL NO LONGER BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR REPLIES

GOOD DAY

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Uzkekistani -5 points ago +1 / -6

Ok lol go for it

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80960KA 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's a bullshit civil case, fuck off retard.

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My_dick_screamed 17 points ago +17 / -0

What'd he do? Cockslap them in the face and walk on out?

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Mathelm 14 points ago +14 / -0

"I plead da fif'."
Then gangsta' leave.

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Girthquakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

"One two three fo' FIF!"

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Djonpow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gave them the ULTRA MAGA FIST!

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malooch 11 points ago +11 / -0

CASH

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DixMcCoy 6 points ago +7 / -1

HIM

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SaveUsSCOTUS 6 points ago +7 / -1

OUTSIDE

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cornshelltortilla 8 points ago +20 / -12

I don't understand this tweet

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Taco_of_Kiev 41 points ago +42 / -1

The president doesn’t tweet, he truths.

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DJT_JR6544 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should just call truth social thedonald

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MrSir 1 point ago +2 / -1

He should have called it Trumpet

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Quixotic 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup

Call them “toots”

would have been funny as shit

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anotherconservative 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm guessing that the NY AG was more cooperative than expected, which is why he spoke of the meeting being "very professional". The remainder of the tweet may indicate that there was not any evidence of illegal activity found, and that, like literally every other attempt to take him down, this issue with be soon forgotten.

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Shamb3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think this one is about the (NY?) AG who campaigned on finding a crime to arrest Trump for and has been on a fishing expedition and trying to manufacture some wrong doing this whole time. They are trying to invent a crime of wrongly valuing assets in a lone application.

That is why he is saying "Have a fantastic company with great assets, very little debt, and lots of CASH"

Aka its a bogus witch hunt.

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Vadernocturnus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s insulting the AG in my opinion saying they’re wasting resources, have too big of a budget, compared to how the Country is doing. But idk.

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4DHopscotch 8 points ago +9 / -1

Did Don King write this?

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's an IQ test. You failed

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Tookens 7 points ago +7 / -0

I took a Leticia this morning and flushed it down the Obama.

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cyberwar 7 points ago +7 / -0

use the cash to pay for J6 defendants

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

right, but what is she going to do now? I'm sure she didn't just drop the case

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MAGANatsFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

The simple truth is Everyone wants the value of their property to be higher by the bank and lower by the tax man.

When you get your new property assessment. They always have the option to object to the valuation arguing for a lower appraisal. Same with a bank appraiser except you argue for a higher appraisal.

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honkdeezee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was in the same boat (cash and life-wise, although I didn't have much cash but lots of assets) until I was illegally targeted by a FBI Naval academy graduate after I posted an enhanced version of some dash cam footage for a perps' apprehension because of an assault on an essential worker, except this police chief would rather harass me than catch criminals.

After that I had my mailbox covered with blood and vandalized. I made calls to report it but they pretended like I never called.

Good thing I still have my mobile phone from then. The one I had after that was stolen from me after I was assaulted but the cops never really cared. Technically I was assaulted on 3 separate occasions while being digitally harassed by the chief and his cronies.

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Bramage 3 points ago +3 / -0

EVERY time I take a dump, I will envision the fbi. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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youknowthething76 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to start buying helicopters with that cash and passing them out to pedes

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a trap.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

"a very professional meeting" have to admit I probably couldn't have managed that .

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PackingHeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

A video of this encounter would be fucking hilarious.

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C2me 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, that's right Senator. The Trump family's got a lot of buffas'"