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Shamanic 39 points ago +39 / -0

4 Chan solves more crime than the FBI.

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pikX 24 points ago +24 / -0

they literally found a flag in the middle of nowhere, triangulated by airline patterns, clouds, and the angle of the sun. do not fuck with 4chan.

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My_dick_screamed [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao what how have I never read about this

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wartooth6 13 points ago +13 / -0

My brother in Christ, get ready for one of the most hilarious "documentaries" out there. Witness the awesome fury of 4chan autists from a time long ago..... https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHTeAiqTTlUgv17EkpWRX9vHIelEvOJVm

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Throwaway2022 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact you posted the link you the same documentary I was planning to share if needed tells me it truly is the greatest.

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NotYourAverageJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

4chan is what America was supposed to be. Unfettered conversation with pointy edges. You don't have to like it but everyone is equal there.

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emet 13 points ago +13 / -0

I could not find another USA JoBs announcement that required the ability to use “deadly force”. Announcements for LEOs simply require firearms proficiency.

Are they seeking people with a proclivity to kill?

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KrellKrypto 8 points ago +8 / -0

More then likely the Russians and kill net.

They got into Lockheed Martin we servers and shit a couple days ago as well

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Nanteen 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will say all these hacker groups attacking different websites and such

Could you folks maybe attack say Citibank and zero out mortgages and credit card balances

Do some good

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klowndude 6 points ago +6 / -0

im gonna apply.

then if i ever go on an audit ill do everything in my power to collect nothing.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're a black tranny on your app. That'll do it because you can't get fired.

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klowndude 6 points ago +6 / -0

i identify as a black tranny, lesbians , who is autistic with serve anxiety and depression good call

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're hired

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pikX 4 points ago +4 / -0

no, you have to collect something. go to people's houses and ask for a glass of water. then if they ask for proof of doing your work you have the piss.

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GoUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot about liberal white women, faggots and fat people. They're more dangerous, because they vote.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

More likely unemployeed “studies” majors who can’t wait to sit on their ass all day at the IRS, but get a paycheck.

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sixfingerdildo 3 points ago +3 / -0

i would have guessed antifa applicants.

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TheContrarian2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's up and down. I tested recently and it worked fine. I think that so many people are hitting it, it's effectively being DDOSed.

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TurdFerguson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone should apply and waste their time, then turn the job down.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

IRS would be posting job openings to USAJOBS.gov

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Ullyr_Atreides 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckin hope so

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MondayCoupleIsDead 0 points ago +1 / -1

No proof it's 4chan so why invoke their name? They get enough heat for stupid shit that isn't their fault so don't add fuel.

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