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grenades_and_ham 44 points ago +44 / -0

Rekt

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KuzoKevin 15 points ago +16 / -1

Top Kek.

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grenades_and_ham 13 points ago +13 / -0

He'll be sipping drafts at the local VFW reminiscing and bragging about all his sorties.

"I use to be someone......blah, blah, blah....."

"I remember that "milk run" out of Riyadh that turned into a run through helllllllll."

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N900mixalot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chancla’d

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YT45 41 points ago +41 / -0

He got 5 Air Medals for being the copilot on a KC-135 that refueled the fighters and bombers. The tanker he flew was a high-value asset that was kept far, far away from any kind of threat. An important job, but he talks as though he was dodging flak and SAMs when the closest thing to hostile fire he ever might see was a bird strike.

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Wolfebane84 8 points ago +8 / -0

You could have gone with "the closest he got to hostile air was when his pilot had too much Taco Bell"

I was so hoping that was how it was going to end when I started reading your last sentence....

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YT45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Duly noted. I’ll try to do better next time.

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Wolfebane84 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all good.

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buckeyeminuteman 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was a tanker pilot? I did not know that.

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Diotima 38 points ago +38 / -0

As former Air Force 120 missions is nothing. That’s just doing your daily job and the air medal is basically a participation medal. I got a rack of ribbons in the Air Force and unless they’re at least a Purple Heart or bronze star they don’t mean shit to me or anyone. Literally anytime you leave the fob to do your job is a “mission” and yes sometimes you got shot at but that’s just part of the job.

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YT45 16 points ago +16 / -0

Especially as a tanker pilot.

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Diotima 12 points ago +12 / -0

Of course someone on a deployable would have at least 180 missions if they were actually busy for 6 months (average Air Force deployment time). So basically one deployment. As air crew 120 seems low. I was not air crew but I have worked around them and most are awesome humble people..: bragging about air medals probably making them laugh.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was probably allowed to bail if there were any reports of enemy guns within a thousand mile radius. Wouldn't want to chip his nails or anything like that.

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Pax11B 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I got out I had no problem getting rid of my ribbons

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TheGreenDragon 31 points ago +31 / -0

That will make Kinzinger cry, I never seen a man cry as much as him, you would think he is on his period all the time.

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magalee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's because he's not a man, he's a faggot.

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PapaPepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

Shakes when people beg for war. Is literally supporting a war with a ukraine flag

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chelthing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shakes with anxious anticipation

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That how you know he's thinking about another dude.

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KrellKrypto 26 points ago +26 / -0

How does he not know how many he has.

What the actual fuck

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 17 points ago +17 / -0

Because he's never actually done any military service at all, same as Cringeshaw.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

cringeshaw at least got blown up though didn't he?

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Reefay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Naw. He lost that eye when his boyfriend's dick poked it out.

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was a female penis, bigot!

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause he has sooo many medals, he just can't keep count of them all.

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Guruchild 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like masks and Ukraine flags. As soon as I see one, I can instantly predict someone’s entire ideology with 100% accuracy. Takes the guesswork out of life.

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SemperFidelis231 12 points ago +12 / -0

"120 combat missions"

What combat did you possibly see from 25,000 feet up in the air? The only way he could get hurt is through his own exceptional incompetence.

Pilots these days have all the combat experience of a 12 year old playing call of duty. Press a button, watch on a screen as something goes boom.

I'd buy it if he was a helo pilot or something, they can at least be threatened by ground fire. But everyone else? Fuck 'em.

That being said, I loved CAS when I was in the Marine Corps so, y'know... Keep dropping bombs and whatnot.

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peterstrzoked 6 points ago +6 / -0

What you say is true for durkadurkastan, but it will be an entirely different ball game once they get dragged into war with China or Russia.

Going to be a rough awakening for the current crew of soyfags when that happens. Our military is too soft to fight a war against a real adversary. The taliban didn’t have 5th gen fighter jets.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Case in point, the reddit battalion.

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SemperFidelis231 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that's basically what I meant when I said "pilots these days". Pilots back in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, and even the opening days of OIF 1 were in actual danger.

The enemy had air defenses, and their own planes to fight back with. But OIF 2 and afghanistan pilots were never in a moment of danger.

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Fuck_reddit34 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stolen valor.

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SemperFidelis231 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool story bro.

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Fuck_reddit34 0 points ago +1 / -1

You asshole, I meant Kinzinger is stolen valor.

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SemperFidelis231 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, my bad then! I thought you were just a salty pilot

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Fuck_reddit34 0 points ago +1 / -1

Both can be true.

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IntergalacticWalrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were you a pilot?

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SemperFidelis231 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, grunt.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flying is more dangerous than you’re giving credit for.

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Archdukeofevil 12 points ago +12 / -0

Never trust a military man who brags about his service. Usually they are POGs.

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CharlieMike 8 points ago +8 / -0

This 👆

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Friend_of_John_Galt 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't know who Pedro L. Gonzalez is, but does he want to marry my daughter?

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed. I have one unmarried daughter left...

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Dictator_Bob 7 points ago +7 / -0

5 or 6? What?

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the same guy spamming all those "rassler" accounts by the way. Was caught posting an image of his twitter with "log out" visible.

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Stallion 5 points ago +5 / -0

How he says "combat" like he was piloting a P51 against German aces hell bent on shooting him out of the sky. Tanker driver....meaning find the smoothest air you can, far from danger, and hold it there.

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BeefChucker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crazy to think the germans had rockets and jets and submarines… and sixty years later we fought people who had to ride around on horses and had no navy or air force

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be hard to carry on a graft-filled twenty year war, otherwise.

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Weallseethetruth 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I have 5 or 6" ... Well, which one is it 5 or 6? Such a highly decorated pilot would know how many medals he has wouldn't he? 🙄 ... Fucking pussies!!

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Fuck_reddit34 4 points ago +4 / -0

The air medals my grandfather earned over Easter. Europe in the 40s are vastly different than that faggots.

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

most have never seen true war

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Fuck_reddit34 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. 100%.

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emet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Military decorations is a growth industry.

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agave_lime 4 points ago +4 / -0

I kinda feel as if someone hides behind "5 or 6 air medals" instead of letting their career speak for itself, they probably don't deserve the medals...

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it 5 or 6? How does he not know? I mean you want to brag about it, at least have your own self praise correct. What a turd.

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know much about the military actually and my only impression about the Air Force came from a guy that was a tail gunner in a B-17 and I didn't even know that until years after he died. The only thing I know about Adam Kinzinger is that he deserves no one's respect.

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KrellKrypto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got em.

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Mungo 2 points ago +2 / -0

BOOM. Mic drop. Walk off.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek, fucking savage.

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uber Eats driver in Chicago

Hey now... Let's not set impossible standards.

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmaooo

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

The closest he got to hostile air was when his pilot ate too much Taco Bell before takeoff....

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hi. My name is Adam Kinzinger. My pronouns are gay/faggot. I swallow. Slide into my DM's and I'll let slide in somewhere else later big boy 😉."

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone please buy Kinzinger some Vagisil for his chronic vaginitis......

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Firespawn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedro has been tearing Adam a new asshole. It's been a funny exchange.

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suzookus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote for Pedro. Love that guy. So based!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude wasn't even a busdriver. He was a figurative truck driver. He flew stratotankers.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saying, "5 or 6" doesn't make it sound like a lot when the total is in the single digits.

"50 or 60" I could understand.

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GoodvsEvil2 2 points ago +2 / -0

he blew the fuck outa those goats and rocks

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

ADAM KINZINGER so you can not remember how many air medals you bought on ebay were they from world war 1 or 2 or maybe the Korean War most stolen valor creeps are like that. They float on some one elses suffering because they have never been men enough to stand up to any thing or anyone. So crawl back under bidens desk and keep swallowing.

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S8-10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our entire air force totally destroyed afghanistan and iraq ...countries without modern air forces or anti aircraft systems. Their only defense was to start firing ww2 era flak cannons into the night sky at the sound of our approaching planes. Because they couldnt see them, and their radar couldnt detect them. It was more dangerous, the threat of dying to maintenance-related crashes, than their military. But oooo you flew combat sorties!

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why be proud to be "at war" with sand farmers anyway? Sad.