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SteelMongoose 185 points ago +187 / -2

Nothing bothers a woman like seeing a man quietly enjoying himself.

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KuzoKevin [S] 79 points ago +86 / -7

Every Father's Day, when my kids were young, all I wanted was for my wife to get them out of the fucking house and leave me in peace.

She'd take them to the local diner and keep them busy while I made myself a huge breakfast, watched the Sunday shows and did the crossword puzzle with my dog's head in my lap.

Around one or two in the afternoon, the dog would wake me up jumping off the sofa when they came back and the rest of the day was ours. Just me and my kids.

It was a very good arrangement for father's day.

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alien123 1 point ago +1 / -0

wow you must really love your kids, and at the same time, be a great father

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KuzoKevin [S] 35 points ago +36 / -1

My ex-wife is more MAGA than most people here. She's a local MAGA organizer and is kicking ass. She's taking down RINO's.

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Taco_of_Kiev 28 points ago +28 / -0

That all escalated quickly LOL

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ubermk3 8 points ago +9 / -1

Here I was thinking cats were for commies. What the hell did you just do to me? Having to rethink my entire philosophy now ffs.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 9 points ago +12 / -3

Cats are badass. They hunt and kill for fun and then lounge around expecting their owner to do whatever they want. I love cats and dogs, but they are extremely different animals.

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DarthHonkler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao

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CucumberExtract 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd assume being a member of this site, he's taken Ivermectin at some point and isn't suffering from toxoplasmosis nor bartonella henselae.

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CucumberExtract 13 points ago +13 / -0

You probably know it as cat scratch fever/disease.

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DblFistinPiston 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dun Dun Duh Duh

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that the car virus that literally lowers your IQ?

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CucumberExtract 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is that the car virus that literally lowers your IQ?

No, that one is bently hyundai, not bartonella henselae.

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Burt_Macklin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Delete this comment, or you're getting raided next.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the reason I love this place.

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Burt_Macklin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Even as a member of the F.B.I. this sounds incredibly gay to me.

Deport yourself.

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you know a guy named Johnny Karate?

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Parabellum76 1 point ago +2 / -1

Chances are it’s cat parasites in your brain making you say that.

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PM_ME_UR_VIVOZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

If by feline you mean canine :p

I mean, I hate cats, but goodness they ran a train on this post… it’s just a fun comment, people. Relax.

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jdog 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know in their head they are like "can't have that. Quick, think of some bullshit for him to do"

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HonorableMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% Truth SteelMongoose

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Lambinator 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nothing bothers a bully more than seeing someone quietly enjoying themself.

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chickeninoven 64 points ago +64 / -0

She chinese, she play joke

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FutileConundrum 65 points ago +65 / -0

She pour drano down him throat.

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UncleTrumpsBand 36 points ago +36 / -0

If he croak, I don’t care

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Scipio_Americanus 38 points ago +38 / -0

Me go marry a millionaire

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Burt_Macklin 14 points ago +15 / -1

Man, you guys crack me up. Y'all make me want to call in sick to work tomorrow.

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thelastlast 9 points ago +9 / -0

Macklin you son of a bitch

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Brickwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

She pour Drano in his Coke

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FutileConundrum 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣👍

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Bastard 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Mi Tro Up."

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PackingHeat 8 points ago +8 / -0

And just as he's croaking, "ho lee fuk."

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Asian people will eat anything.

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Burt_Macklin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Correct. Including bat soup. Please affirm.

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Steak, cheeseburgers, tacos? No, I think I'll go with the bat soup.

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gahhhh! Any time you see something about "world cuisine'' and the words "...considered a delicacy..." come up, that's an auto NO WAY to that food. I'll have the staple foods, thank you very much. What they eat on a Tuesday evening, or in the late morning with tea.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The Wuhan Coronavirus originated at a Wuhan wet market where people ate bats, snakes & other similar meats: “The virus was detected in 35 of the 585 environmental samples collected on January 1 and January 12, with 33 of the positive samples taken from the market’s western zone, where the wildlife trading business was concentrated.”"

Ya, these retards believe anything they're told

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KuzoKevin [S] 33 points ago +36 / -3

Seriously. Still laughing.

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nachosamplerREBORN 31 points ago +31 / -0

Funny comment but I’m not buying this story. I’d try to kill someone with Drain-o. She’s a doctor. You’d think she could think of a more subtle way to achieve this goal that would not implicate her and not be apparent on an autopsy - like a dissolved esophagus and stomach. Most people don’t commit suicide by downing Drain-o...

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nachosamplerREBORN 30 points ago +30 / -0

I went down a hole on that one. Apparently is far more common than I thought...but people vote Democrat so I suppose anything is possible.

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Jammyjams 12 points ago +12 / -0

Must be libtards. They fail at everything including suicide.

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Pissed_American 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had an ex one time threatening to drink draino.

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logicallyevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me you said go ahead

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Pissed_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. That's really not a good idea. I think you can be charged with like assisted suicide if you do that. There's a girl who got charged for telling her bf to kill himself and he did. It was a relationship that probably should have ended sooner but I still cared alot about her she was not a bad person. Just extremely emotional and would lose control sometimes. I'm just not angry about it. That relationship made me grow a lot into who I am today. I just hope she's doing well today. I haven't spoken to her in over 6 years.

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

He had to manually squish food up and down that protruding thing to help the digestive process. Idk if it was on Maury, Sally's show or what.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he was depressed when normal, but nasty food pushing condition and he feels fine? Wtf

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, that's enough internet for today!

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make a dic tok challenge for liberals

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WildRanter 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you didn't get the memo during covid here's the gist: most doctors are stupid cunts.

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Parabellum76 6 points ago +7 / -1

Doctors aren't known for thinking outside the box, look at all the shit they willingly went along with without question the last few years.

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Cyberpunkd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. Most of it is about rote memorization.

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trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are trained to follow directions.

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Groundpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless they had dirt on Hilary…

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plus, you'd think even a murderous scumbag would have the sense to put the poison in a different bottle, where on the off chance you were witnessed it wouldn't be obvious you were pouring poison into someone's food/drink.

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Saluboy 22 points ago +22 / -0

Cook the rice, pay the price

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 10 points ago +11 / -1

Think you'll date yellow? Meet your fate, fellow.

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Burt_Macklin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm gonna seize and redistribute this comment.

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Faulkner 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mine doesn't need Drano. She's killing me with her driving.

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wiseracer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ugg - seriously. My wife makes broccoli.

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KuzoKevin [S] 10 points ago +12 / -2

Lucky Bastard. Brussel sprouts?

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shadypollster 14 points ago +15 / -1

bruh roasted brussel sprouts are delicious.

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Carolinareaper 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do you make yours

I always cut mine in half

I steam mine first until soft then put garlic cloves with them and coat with olive oil salt and pepper and cook in oven until browned on a cookie sheet

Or else in a skillet I cook bacon then remove and then brown steamed Brussel and a little Chopped onion and brown them in the bacon grease and at the end add Chopped bacon

They are also good just steamed covered in the microwave with badia complete seasoning 6 min

4th cup of water

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shadypollster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I either bake/braise them in an oven dish with bacon otherwise for the drier version I rub them in seasoned olive oil and bake them on a tray. I don't chop them in half most times but I do peel off at least a layer.

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Carolinareaper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Steaming is the key otherwise they get chewy

I do 5 minutes in the microwave in a bowl in a 4th cup water covered with plastic wrap

Drain Then cook

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doug2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Y'all are gay

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Carolinareaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

What because I cook?

Fuck you I spent half my life as a roofer and finish carpenter and landscaper and factory worker

And worked in restaurants

You probably sit on your fat ass at a desk every day

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StrangerThanFiction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut in half, toss with olive oil, garlic powder and cracked pepper, roast on a sheet pan in a single layer at 400 for 15 minutes, toss, continue to roast for another 15-20 minutes until nicely browned with some char. Finish with a drizzle of balsalmic glaze. Yummmmmm Can also customize and add bacon or pancetta, nuts, and top with cheese (parm or even blue cheese), but seriously all the extras aren't even necessary.

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CucumberExtract 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only after we re-discovered the good ones. I forget what year it was but everyone older than a certain age who hated them had a legit complaint. The ones prior were fare more bitter.

EDIT: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/10/30/773457637/from-culinary-dud-to-stud-how-dutch-plant-breeders-built-our-brussels-sprouts-bo

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sixfingerdildo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but... They also didn't know about bacon.

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Deporter 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't relate. My wife is wonderful.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish my wife had the decency to murder me instead of just setting me adrift while she keeps our house and kid.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

And getting fucked on your bed nightly by some rando chad

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody's trying to have sex with that salty bitch, I guarantee

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localhost 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'm close to middle age now and every day I thank myself for never getting involved with women. A man can do just fine on his own.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm the same boat. No stress and no deceptive woman to ruin all of my days.

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Plugthegamey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saying every woman is conniving is like saying every man is a disgusting pig. Sorry you couldn't find somebody worth your time. Maybe you weren't worth anybodys time either. Sometimes I want to think that all men are bastards but my father is an exception. Mom left us for someone half his age but now he has 2 kids that are loyal to him and have nothing to do with the mother. We take care of him as he gets older. He lost his crappy wife but he has the love and loyalty of a daughter that would kill to protect her family. So I'm sorry you will never have a daughter to take care of you as you start to go senile and shit your pants.

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are good women but they're rare. My wife loves guns and trump and all my favorite shows and movies and she's got a great body and she makes tons of money at her job. She has gone to multiple Trump rallies with me.

I'm sorry you didn't find a good one.

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cope

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need MAGA people reproducing.

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asiandood 10 points ago +10 / -0

And gays chased the "marriage" dream only to realize they were sold a bill of lies....

Enjoy divorce-corp, it's real, you're the replacements when men walked out and said marriage with modern women wasn't for them.

1-800-divorce, you'll need it.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep

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asiandood 2 points ago +2 / -0

From what info I gathered from gay men, the problem they complain about is promiscuity and gay marriages don't get divorced because one partner is wholly dependent on the bread winner for everything.

Gay friends tells me of stories of many gay marriages eventually turns into open marriages which turns into situations described above. Worst case scenario, husband breadwinner leaves for younger model.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gay marriage hasn't been around that long and I'm sure because of the culture, they are more accepting of Open Relationships.

They can't have kids without adoption so are probably more financially stable in that respect which is a leading cause of divorce.

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RyanUpCreek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jesse has been extra savage lately

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BoomShtick 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it has tits or tires you are going to have problems with it.

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BigMikeHung 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's with these comments? I love being married to my wife. She's amazing

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iouybiy 6 points ago +7 / -1

Helps wash the cat down, hair and all.

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

How the fuck do you not taste drano?

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evilplushie 7 points ago +7 / -0

He did taste it. That's why he installed cameras to see what weird shit she was putting into his drinks

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covfefe-time 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should have faked a collapse in front of her, then pulled out the empty bottle just to see the look of horror one last time before sending her to jail, or something.

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Mamapedia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol right back at you bro

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Maenard 4 points ago +5 / -1

Slowly dumping...

Who fucking writes this shit that doesn't understand adverbs?

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

I take slow dumps sometimes

But anyway it doesn't say that

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brassmule 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which article or post did you read that contains the phrase "slowly dumping," because it ain't this one.

Maybe you didn't read it correctly yourself?

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Maenard 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are right. It's Slowly / Dumping, not slowly dumping.

The headline implies the poisoning happened slowly - with small quantities over enough time to feel ill, notice the taste, ponder the cause, and set up a kitchen sting operation - then describes it with a word that means quickly adding large quantities of poison.

It didnt happen quickly, so they should have written their description based on the correct adverb of slowly. They could have used tainting pouring, dropping, dripping, contaminating, putting, placing, adding, mixing, blending...

The headline is at war with itself. Slowly is accurate, which means dumping is not.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

yo this one is straight out of the sixth sense

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

This lady and her mom are flat out evil.

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WildRanter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marry stupid bitches, win stupid prices.

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GarudaDarkblack 2 points ago +2 / -0

My ex wife convinced me and my doctor to put me on anti-depressants (which I didn't need) and then when my weight loss hit a stall (due to lockdowns and working from home) she tried to get my dosage increased because I "wasn't motivated enough to lose weight". We got a divorce a few months later because she claimed I didn't love her the way she deserved to be loved. Now she shares a mortgage with a man with 2 kids who she realized was a big mistake and I'm dating a much younger more attractive nympho, so win-win for me.

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lul_cheto 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel bad for any pede who feels this way about their wife

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Testosteroneape2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder did the doctor push the vaccine onto children.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a stupid bitch. Like he's not going to notice it

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solarsavior 1 point ago +1 / -0

I needed this. My wife is so asleep. TDS and everything. The struggle is real.

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Thomas24 1 point ago +2 / -1

yeah see this why I did the stick and split and never been married.

never trust a woman guys never.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

She Chinese, she play joke, she put draino in your Coke.

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BladesOfSteel2020 1 point ago +6 / -5

Don't date Chinks, white man!

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BigMikesGooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Washington cocktail

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂

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Rollndtx 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs to rig her ass up with an apron and clean that pigsty.

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remindmelater 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's pure evil.....

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TrumpOrTreason 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like she’s pouring it in the sink

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Plugthegamey 0 points ago +2 / -2

Hahahah plenty of men marry an Asian woman because they are obedient and submissive. And then you realize she's been plotting your demise this entire time because nobody is faker than a fucking Asian. They fucking skin cats and dogs alive over there and they do not give a fuck about your feelings. You think they are okay with being treated like a slave but they are plotting and seething under the surface.

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TheImpossible1 -1 points ago +1 / -2

they are plotting and seething under the surface

Doesn't that go for all women?

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Slacker23Atom 0 points ago +3 / -3

This is what you get for marrying an Asian living in the West.

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cherryred 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re both Asian.

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pullofthemoon 44 points ago +44 / -0

The male hatred in real life is sad to see.

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flashersenpai 10 points ago +10 / -0

lmao

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a dirty fag.

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TheImpossible1 5 points ago +9 / -4

They all wish they could.

That's why when these people get caught, women always show up protesting that the clear criminal is innocent.

In South Korea, there was a members only feminist community where the members openly discussed killing men and raping little boys, and the pleasure they got from thinking about it. Some actually did it, and said it was the biggest joy they had ever had.

That's why in 2022, the People's Power Party swept the board, because they openly spoke about this evil. I'm not Korean, so I don't know if they were anti-feminist in speeches and useless in power, but they spoke about feminist evil, they stood up against the hatred women pushed towards men and gave those men an opportunity to at least make their voices heard.

The Republicans could do the same. Young women are D+38. We have nothing to lose.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why when these people get caught, women always show up protesting that the clear criminal is innocent.

Dude, it's heroic to burn someone alive in their bed. Such a great and reasonable act should even have a movie made about it.

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +4 / -2

I mean, they did a comedy about a man being raped and kidnapped.

https://archive.ph/iUy4d

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Methinks Trump is very well liked by most of the country.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +3 / -1

Women have always only ever had their vagina to offer to buy survival and protection.

It's all they truly have. The ability to gestate an heir.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sound like a woman

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suckmycorona 9 points ago +9 / -0

But accurate

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