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SteelMongoose 185 points ago +187 / -2

Nothing bothers a woman like seeing a man quietly enjoying himself.

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KuzoKevin [S] 79 points ago +86 / -7

Every Father's Day, when my kids were young, all I wanted was for my wife to get them out of the fucking house and leave me in peace.

She'd take them to the local diner and keep them busy while I made myself a huge breakfast, watched the Sunday shows and did the crossword puzzle with my dog's head in my lap.

Around one or two in the afternoon, the dog would wake me up jumping off the sofa when they came back and the rest of the day was ours. Just me and my kids.

It was a very good arrangement for father's day.

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CucumberExtract 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd assume being a member of this site, he's taken Ivermectin at some point and isn't suffering from toxoplasmosis nor bartonella henselae.

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