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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 56 points ago +56 / -0

The nothing burger is a nice touch 😂

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Lelleck 14 points ago +14 / -0

Needs some covfefe!

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Bastard 9 points ago +9 / -0

This meme is really multi, multi-level funny.

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TrumpoWon2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the golf club and golf ball.

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Dontstopbelieving 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golf club is left handed and kid sized. Not sure what that means.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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TomCrush 3 points ago +3 / -0

The meaning is obvious. It is a present for them.

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ErmaMaggard 4 points ago +4 / -0

I came in to say these exact same words, LOL!

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 4 points ago +4 / -0

😁

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WTFtrump4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs TWO scoops of ice cream.

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Smurfection 29 points ago +30 / -1

Are they all wearing Melania's underwear?

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SelfReliancePepe 18 points ago +19 / -1

And George Soros shaped butt plugs.

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TrumpoWon2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well that's a saving grace because he has a micro penis.

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AnacronicA 3 points ago +3 / -0

No it's not. Butt plugs shaped like 'George Soros', not just his micro penis =P

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BlackJack1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

What do you think they are hiding in their hands?

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DeboonkedFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trumps underwear, they all took long pulls just before the photo

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Big_Don_45_2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

I always thought it was weird when any enforcement agency posed with a recent 'bust' of goods. These guys look like they just jerked off on a cracker.

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Bastard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but last one gets to eat it! :)

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤮 one of the things I wish I could unlearn

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IamBACK 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where's the Beef?

Oh ... a nothingburger.

Well done

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

don't forget the 24K gold bars that are missing from Fort Knox

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Mungo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not the TP!!!!

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WhiteBoySummer 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s that between the TP & the Diet Coke?

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Recyclops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Piece of torn up paper the MSM said Trump tried to flush down the toilet.

Edit: chronic TDS sufferer Maggie Haberman of the NYT came up with the story to try and sell her shitty book.

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TrumpoWon2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump wasn't even in Florida during the raid.

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Recyclops 6 points ago +6 / -0

I should have been more clear. The NYT Haberman "torn up papers in the toilet" stuff is about Trump's time in the White House, not the MAL raid. The OP's image was referencing it as a joke.

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TrumpoWon2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, well I guess im the village idiot today.

That might be a good thing. I can do idiot things all day since I already set the standard!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddammit! Do NOT go around voting Democrat all day!!!!

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh... but what if I want to be an all country idiot?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote for Liz Cheney. She's asking retards from both sides to vote for her

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's no biggie, we all share the crown on different days. 🐸

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Siblings are great testing grounds for effective tactics while growing up. They can't quit or escape. 😃

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GreenLivesMatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should put Hunter’s laptop on the table.

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fat50 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would they take that?

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Melania2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’d have to actually obtain it first. Gaetz called out that faggot for declining to answer whether or not he knew the whereabouts of the laptop

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schiff_for_brains 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know this is fake because there’s no ketchup or hair spray.

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ultra-tera-maga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why aren't they kneeling?

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Texas_81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geraldo found Jeb's Guaca Bowle in the underground Trump vault.

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS: "Small world, FBI."
FBI: "Too small for two of us."
GEOTUS: "This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you."
FBI: "The Guaca Bowle belongs to Jeb!."
GEOTUS: "Jeb!'s dead and so are all of his grandchildren."
FBI: "Then it belongs in a museum."
GEOTUS: "So do you."

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CounterStrike 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing burger 🍔

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not the FBI. They’re not wearing dresses.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

noooo....but they do have period suppositories jammed in their asses.

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unitedspeedalarm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone of them looks like a paedophile

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's because they are. The FBI actively protects their own.

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TrumpoWon2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been wanting a dirt cheap McDonalds cheeseburger recently. Like a $2 one. I bring them home and load them up with all the good topping and condiments. Red onions, matoes, big pickles.

Something about them gets me evey 6ish months and I need a few. Don't get me wrong I grill almost every week but they're just not the same.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 4 points ago +4 / -0

McDonald's rubbed me the wrong way about 15 years ago when they came out with their new chicken tenders. They had a commercial on TV, come inside to try a new chicken tender for free? Sounds easy enough? SIMPLE? No. The first time when my mother and I went in the restaurant we thought we would get a chicken tender free to try with our meal we ordered, no. We were then told we had to buy a three-piece chicken tenders with sauce and then a McDonald's employee would come to us at our table to give us a sample of one of the other chicken tender flavors. And I looked at the employee and said what is the point of that if I'm already buying chicken tenders why not just have a box that we can buy with one of each of the different three different kinds of chicken tenders and them. I said the commercial on TV said that all I have to do was come in and I would receive a free chicken tender with my meal. I should have sued firfalse advertising as the ad was completely misleading and false. After that I said fuck McDonald's.

Then about 5 years ago when they came out with their fresh beef Quarter Pounders I thought okay I'll try it. Well they completely ruined that sandwich the reason I liked it is because it hung off the edges of the bun and made it feel like Bigger Burger which it was and now it sucks it's a tiny little fucking thing that looks like everybody else's Burger with less flavor. Frankly, I think McDonald's can go fuck itself.

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TrumpoWon2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, I like shitty fast good once every 6ish months or when im drunk...

Im not saying they're good. And you can't blame the high school kids for bad advertising. And I've literally never had a quarter pounder or a big mac. I just buy what's cheapest which is like a jr burger. You can buy 2 and stack the patties.

And then the next weekend I grill like 12 burgers and a bunch of steak and brauts. I normally do cheese infused Angus burgers, about 1/3 pound, and regular Angus about 1/3 to 1/2 pound, and a couple cheapo frozen ones. And I buy the big premium buns with sesame seeds or the onions on them. Sometimes the big potato buns. And I grill up some all beef brauts. Sometimes I throw some veggies on there in tinfoil with butter. And the chicken breast gets marinated for 12 hours minimum and damn that's good. And the steak is decent cuts, not the best. I'm a burger man so I skimp on the steaks.

But sometimes I just want dirt cheap burgers from MCDs man. And my wife LOVES the nuggets from wendy's but again she only buys like every 6 months.

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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be a bowl of ice cream with 2 scoops!

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at this Photograph...

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fake and gay because there is no taco bowl.

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Carolinareaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking douchebags

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Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the thing between the Diet Coke and the toilet paper? A taco bowl?

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something the FBI fished out of the toilet, likely with their teeth.

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unitedspeedalarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol Thank you for this!

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JackLemon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs Melania's panties with either the pedophile. Biden sniffing them or an FBI agent doing it.

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Tcrlaf1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to add Melania’s underwear to the pic.

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WhereMyCountryGone 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has two scoops of ice cream too. But Joe Biden gets a giant cone to dildo little kids

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +3 / -1

Where's the cup of COVFEFE ??

SAD!!

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI = Fucking Bored Incels.

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2AMOFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back da fin bwew liiiinnne deerrrrrrpppp

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not declaring the panties I see. Gonna save them for later.

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

Damn, I didn't want to admit it but after seeing this table full of evidence it looks like the walls are finally starting to cave in on ol' Trumpy.

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Burt_Macklin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever thought that maybe we're people too? With feelings and families just like you?

How are we supposed to feed our kids if we just DeCiDe not to take you conservatives to jail for your atrocious politics?

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Owmyballz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those aren't real FBI. How do you know? They don't have monkey pox on their chins shaped like ball sacks. You got to be smarter to fool me.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

The toilet paper should be a roll of paper towels.

Has everyone forgotten Puerto Ricogate?

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs a copy of “the art of the deal”.

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Patriotnars 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha

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jbDonuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were after his stash of hamburders and covfefe

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dontCensorMeBro 0 points ago +1 / -1

The nothingburger... topkek!

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Steak-n-Cheese -2 points ago +2 / -4

Barron should shove that golf putter up their asses for stealing his Calvin Klein underwear