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Visceroth 40 points ago +40 / -0

His friend's sphincter hugged his dick. Later he fucked 2 dogs and another dude.

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TonsOfSalt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sphincter hugging, my new favorite phrase

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Morgoth 19 points ago +19 / -0

He screwed the guy and his dogs. It's not exactly a brain twister.

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BMAGAKING [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Im aware just disgusted by the degeneracy. True FBI behavior.

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colonial113 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah he hugged that dog like muslims hug goats

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Sleeping_giant 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gee yet another fag doin weird shit with animals...

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Oback_Barama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sexual degenerates doing sexual degenerate things. How long until they throw you in jail for not baking the dog-humping cake?

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Taylor3006 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah suuuurrrreee he got it from a hug..... Methinks he is screwing around on his man.

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BMAGAKING [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

With the dogs.

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JohnLedoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I guess he's redefined "hugging the dog" to mean putting his dick in the dog's poop chute and that he hasn't told anyone about it.

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Greeny 10 points ago +10 / -0

Was David Watson's friend a MALE? I thought so, and he has a HUSBAND.

Here's the truth, he cheated on his husband with his friend, contracted MoneyPox and now making up bullshit excuses.

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BeNotAfraid 7 points ago +8 / -1

They're rushing to make it seem you catch it like a cold, because otherwise there will be too many difficult questions when children start getting it.

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fazaman 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean 'now that children are getting it's.

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Choomguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

What they are not telling you..

“While hugging his friend from behind, watsons dick inadvertently penetrated his friends butthole”

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CanadianIceman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then he slipped on a banana peel and accidently penetrated his two canines anally

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loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

What an absolute load of fucking bullshit - or in this case, dogshit.

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Marshall2 5 points ago +5 / -0

New euphemism - casual contact now means anal sex with someone other than your "husband."

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lerm4comptroller 5 points ago +5 / -0

So... Still no women infected, eh? Huh...

Mighty strange...

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO

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diogenesofthearch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ruh Roh, Raggy. Rime reeling rick rom rou rucking re rin rhe rass.

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is everyone assuming the dogs got it from receiving anal sex?

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Bax101 4 points ago +4 / -0

To many queerbag liars from San Franshitsco. The filth in the city and gain of function mutant pox plus gay sex is enough to quarantine that city.

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Micio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahh the old peanut butter on the cock trick.

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kekles 3 points ago +3 / -0

"His husband" hahahah :...D

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kristen Hwang doesn't know how perverted degenerates actually are.

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WillHammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

So.... they were fuckin the dogs too.

They took dogging literally.

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol.

So the dude is gay, but the “most obvious” place he caught monkeypox was from hugging his dog?

My guess is it was from the anonymous dude he sucked off in the park bathroom that morning, but then again I dunno what kind of relationship he has with his dog either. Yikes.

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BigMikesGooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea… and the purple bunch of grapes hanging out his ass totally has nothing to do with it…

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Jamesben 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys don't have husbands. Sick faggots have husbands. Acceptance of faggots, celebrating their faggotness has brought to where we are today, namely... acceptance and celebration of trannies, pedos, all types of deviant freaks.

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FucKamala 3 points ago +3 / -0

No surprise they live in San Francisco

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Riiiiiiiiight. Does xir's life partner really believe this bullshit?

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communists are word smithes.. hug. Those poor, poor animals. I hope the dogs are going to be removed.

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EastTexasMadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gays are fucking disgusting pigs. Free flight lessons all around!

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

99% of monkey pox identify as gay... the other 1% identifies as a Liar.

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Illuminaughtie 2 points ago +2 / -0

all part of the ligma dog obedience programme....

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Shively 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either they played the train on each others buttholes or they did some docking with their weaners, either way I am loving how this disease is mostly limited to gay shit.

I won't be hugging any queers, even the fairly decent ones and I most certainly won't be doing any docking of weaners

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62jawbill 2 points ago +2 / -0

So dog hugs is code for ass fucking.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of folks assume the dogs got anally raped by the homo, but it is equally likely they contracted it playing the "Peanut Butter on Fag Dick" game.

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Device3352 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kids are contracting it: https://abcnews.go.com/US/children-us-test-positive-monkeypox/story?id=87767655

Expect to see cases from gyms and contact sports, such as wrestling.

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BMAGAKING [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read another article about those kids they all lived in homo households.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 1 point ago +1 / -0

If my only context is that somebody is sexually deviant with human beings, I don't assume they're into other forms of deviancy, but also don't assume they aren't.

Sounds like there's still an extremely easy way to keep this from spreading between households.

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

That must have been some hug.