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College Is Retarded (media.communities.win)
posted ago by Vsid ago by Vsid +1426 / -2
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dew_it 142 points ago +142 / -0

Imagine being thousands of dollars in debt for this.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 66 points ago +66 / -0

I feel like I just won the lottery, for being able to read this for free. Thanks to OP for saving us all a huge amount of student debt to acquire this wisdom.

Wait. . . . are they saying that males and females are different? Are the females penised? Have the males at least had their top surgery? I'm more confused now.

Fuck, now I have to enroll to untangle this mystery. Education is hard!

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Bill_Mitchell 11 points ago +13 / -2

Wait. . . . are they saying that males and females are different? Are the females penised? Have the males at least had their top surgery? I'm more confused now.

They say we're only different because of muh society and they also say testosterone has zero effect on aggression or libido (I wish I was kidding). Everything is muh society.

As if you can teach someone to be as big a faggot as I am. You have to be a bonafide buttbaby for that. Some things are innate.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't worry, Bill. Nobody is a bigger faggot than you!!

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TrumpsBigBalls 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's some BS psychology class...I JUST went through four years of it...NOTHING this fake and gay was taught.

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Bill_Mitchell 1 point ago +2 / -1

I should specify, this is what I heard is being taught in sociology from other students. I have no idea what they teach in psychology, but most shrinks I had the misfortune to encounter were crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory.

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PelosiStock 16 points ago +16 / -0

10's of thousands.. 100's for some. Top kek

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KrellKrypto 13 points ago +14 / -1

College is free.

If you just do nothing until 21 or w.e you can get a full ride worth of pell grant if you do online school.

I get 3.5k a semester for pell grant and my tuition is about 3.6k.

You also are able to get good interest rate loans on top of it.

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TwitterIsTrash 8 points ago +9 / -1

This. I went to university basically for free because I transferred after I was old enough to file financially independent from my parents on the fafsa. Got full aid. Also didn’t take any sjw idiot classes

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KrellKrypto 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have 40k in debt because I wasted 2 years going right when I turned 18.

literally would have been better off doing nothing for 2 years.

How insane is it we live in a world like that

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s crazy. The dumbest part is that even if you don’t live with your parents and haven’t spoken to them in years, you have to put their income on financial aid forms. Which disqualifies you from almost everything, unless they’re broke. That’s why I’d tell anyone to wait until the magic age of 24, where you don’t need to submit anyone’s income but yours.

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KrellKrypto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is w.e?

Tell me more about this. I am interested. I have a teen.

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KrellKrypto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me attempting to abbreviate what ever as w/e but missing the / due to my fat fingers lol

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KrellKrypto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look up pell grant requirements.

I believe it is simply filing independent on taxes, I don’t remember 100% though.

But yah if your making less then 5k a year; your going to get like 7k a year in free grant money, look into it

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FreedomYeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

In think it is filing independent on taxes. I received mine starting at 18 but I worked and had moved out

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Robert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get in a good weightlifting class as well. Let the govt pay you to get in shape.

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ShekelJa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am doing exactly this now. I am amazed people do not know this and get 6 figures into debt.

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Ex-libtard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Imagine working overtime your entire life to bankroll a child being groomed and indoctrinated

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ShekelJa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not surprising, they are the same people that cuck their wives out.

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Zxc26 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, yeah! Gets even more debts!

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

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hondo1 72 points ago +72 / -0

In reality for the guys:

"My bad, man."

"You're good."

Both guys walk away and forget it ever happened.

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iocane 37 points ago +37 / -0

Well, that is the way it is for some races.

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Last_Chance 21 points ago +21 / -0

Male 1&2: pulls out guns an dende dindu nuffin. Female 1&2: starts pulling hair and stabbing the other bitch cuz muh white supremacy and shietz. Dey too dindu nuffin doh.

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just imagine if they got cold fries or their EBT didn't work on some malt liquor.

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anotherthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

The EBT card was for potato chips, if you're referring to the black woman that got her boyfriend to attack the elderly clerk that killed him.

I was going to say the same thing, though. If this were a legit exercise, they should have broken it down by race instead of gender. There was a case in 2020 where a white woman bumped in to a black woman, the black woman was ready to fight the white woman, blocked the white woman who apologized from leaving the parking lot, and she was only allowed to leave after pulling a gun on the black woman. The white woman's husband even lost his job because a bunch of people on social media were calling the incident "racist".

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh, I bet some sheboon did exactly that over malt liquor somewhere.

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MarcusAurelius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish you weren't right.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 22 points ago +23 / -1

It's almost as if a woman wrote the curriculum.

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TheImpossible1 21 points ago +22 / -1

You can tell if a woman wrote something by replacing all mention of men with the word Jews.

If it sounds like Hitler, a woman wrote it.

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loverat 10 points ago +10 / -0

I just kekked loud enough to wake my husband (it's 3am here)!

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Skaush 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s exactly what I would say, and have said, on both sides of that exchange

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citizen667 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another reality: “cool hat.” … “wanna grab a beer fren?”

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BrunoPuntzJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. This is the reality.

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CucumberExtract 29 points ago +29 / -0

Well the two guys in that scenario probably laugh it off and go their separate ways after the intentional bump.

The two girls are probably deciding how to social ruin the other while going shopping.

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bangbus 14 points ago +14 / -0

“I can’t believe that bitch bought the shoes I wanted. I’m going to have my dad pay for a better wedding than hers and then I’m going to tell her it is Hawaiian themed and then laugh at her behind her back with all the bridesmaids. What a bitch.”

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freebirdie 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a woman, you are spot on. Especially if the women are Latina or black. And the shoe comment? Stupidest fucking thing I've read today.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Oh, sorry man"

"Hey, no worries"


"Oh, whoops!"

"Haha, it's okay!"

They both walk away

"...bitch"

"...whore"

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Masculine temperament is separate from feminist. You can very clearly see a feminist temperament in this writing - with feminist indoctrination.

Masculine temperament would describe someone like a cousin of mine that is a team trucker with her husband - always been a tomboy, but not some feminist bitch. And odds are she has been happily married for longer than you have been alive

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YaharaRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masculine women pull their weight. They know things, they are superior helpers. They appreciate your abilities, tell you how they feel, and do their best to keep up.

Femmie women stroke your ego. Because they think you're a damn fool.

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iirc_life 51 points ago +51 / -0

Questions:

  1. Why are only two gender considered worthy of representation?
  2. How do the males/females know how to act if they have not explictly asked the gender of the other person?
  3. Why is this so sexist to assume that all females like shoes and like to shop?
  4. What is a "female"?
  5. Are the males white? Because we all know white men are the most violent people in the world.
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BlokeyMcBlokeFace 14 points ago +15 / -1

What is a "female"?

I find it very triggering that you didn't first ask if anyone was a biologist before asking this question. Only (BIPOC, LGBTQP+, Muslim & mentally divergent) biologists are qualified to know what a woman is.

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PhantomShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asking the real questions.

This curriculum is heteronormative, transphobic, and most definitely racist.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mother_of_gains 40 points ago +40 / -0

If one of the girls was white and one was black, the black one would lose her shit on the white one. Guaranteed.

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freebirdie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only if there are 2 or more black girls. Otherwise they just follow you and come back with 5 cousins to kick your ass later. Then you smack one with a bat and the others leave you alone. Or something like that...anyway...<whistling noises>

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Tenbuckstew 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've also been to Chicago

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Skogin 4 points ago +6 / -2

But only after the white girl lectured the black girl about racism.

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TheDTOMDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are black chicks so fucking pissed all the time? It’s even a meme.

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lefty295 17 points ago +17 / -0

And the men would end up being friends after it, while the women would slash each other's tires down the road, lmfao.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd forget about it in under a minute.

Now if we got in a fist-fight, 50% odds we'd end up friends.

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PatriotDescendant 16 points ago +16 / -0

Were the males white? Of different races? Black? What ages?

So many questions.

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Tr0mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

The women are Canadian

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iirc_life 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is a meme waiting to happen ...

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one3five 8 points ago +8 / -0

my sides

please make that a separate post

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Cesare_Borgia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol well done.

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is wonderful.

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OldGloryUnfurled 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ladies are snide and nasty to each other. No way this shit is accurate haha

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fingerlichen 11 points ago +11 / -0

Two FBI agents bump into each other: First FBI agent- "cute shoes!" Second FBI agent - "your monkey pox really brings out the color in your eyes." First FBI agent - "let's go shoot someone's dog."

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Elencher 11 points ago +11 / -0

First female: You look fat Second female: I got fucked by your boyfriend <Proceed to spread rumors about each other>

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scottyguy401 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seems that this curriculum implies men and women are different. Bigots.

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brassmule 9 points ago +9 / -0

I worked as a nurse previously (before I got fed up with how corrupt the US "healthcare" system is). I was one of two male nurses in a unit otherwise staffed with two dozen other female nurses.

These examples are categorically false. Those ladies were some of the most petty bullshit artists on the planet, and most of it for entirely no good reason.

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Bigger_igloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is more often the opposite. They would also have to add the two boyfriends of said girls would likely watch the fight together, betting on which girl will win.

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ghost_of_aswartz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Universities have been waging war against males by promoting females as superior in every way and lampooning the boys. It's really hateful. I believe jordan peterson and philip zimbardo both university psychologists have called this institutionally normalized academic bias out and said it's hurting boys in terms of esteem and having widespread consequences.

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Ez_mac 6 points ago +6 / -0

What are they teaching here?

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67Vert 5 points ago +5 / -0

The difference between boys and girls. But it’s confusing to those under 40 since they’ve been taught that there’s no differences, in fact they can choose to be either.

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TheImpossible1 5 points ago +6 / -1

What college teaches about men is what the Nazis taught kids about Jews.

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KAG2024WIN 5 points ago +5 / -0

$3,000 class with a $400 book written by the "professor" I bet.

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took a class like that. Basically, somehow this "professor" got a grant to go to raves and see (probably do) a lot of drugs then she wrote a book about it she required us to buy. Of course she was a weirdo hair lesbian.

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67Vert 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s obviously outdated. Todays kids don’t know the the difference between boys and girls.

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Goozmania 4 points ago +4 / -0

It meant to say two black males

I saw that same scenario on the boondocks

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FinsterBaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

They left out the part that the males were nigs and the females White.

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chungus47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doubt. Bitches are nasty.

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FitOfficial 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's correct, but it's missing the last couple lines.

...as the females walk away...

Girl 1: "...fat cross-eyed skank bitch..."

Girl 2: "...stupid fucking cunt stay the fuck outta my way prolly got dicks in her eyes..."

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like terrible writing in a movie.

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Fieldsl22 3 points ago +4 / -1

cat fights are the most spontaneous thing ive ever seen...& quit common

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now, college is just bad leftist memes?

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey you seem pretty cool wanna go shooting?

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have two sons. When they bump into someone they say, “excuse me.”

This is ridiculous

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Jan6Insurrectionist 3 points ago +4 / -1

It starts in preschool. They're feminizing and homosexualizing boys on purpose because they know what a generation of properly equipped fighting men would do to them.

Unless you want your sons strip-dancing for perverts, FIGHT.

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VoldemortZelenskyy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks more like it should be in biology class

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen bitches snatch up hair over this kind of slight.

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TheRougarou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Psychology/psychiatry is pseudoscience

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to start a Home College based on books you can only buy on eBay

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blueeyephoto 2 points ago +2 / -0

not saying the professor is female..... but the professor is xi/xer/they/them/brain damaged/idiot

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Freetrial69 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's weird but I can actual see men doing that, and then bonding over it.

Women on the other hand, they'll do that, continue shopping, until one of them says something about the other's purchase, and then a cat fight ensues.

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Mockfury 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, as a woman (whatever that is) my first assumption was that the dudes bumped into each other again as a joke and were now getting along.

Who the fuck would go shopping with someone just because they ran into you?

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust the science on this one

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Yeti2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they assume their genders?

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought genders don't exit.

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Bannonmeharder 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last two years revealed what intelligence is. 80 to 90 percent of people failed miserably at the test we have been faced with.

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wiseracer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was written by a fag who hated his father and knows nothing about girls.

It would be fun to see this written by race. What do white girls do? Now do black girls!

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now do one for 13%ers

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shopping is bad for the environment.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No, YOU watch it!"

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KrellKrypto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine Actully doing online lectures.

What are you? Retarded? Go watch a Udemy course or some Indian guy on YouTube like a chad

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Strike08 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cannot stand the Indian accent thanks to the sql guides.

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KrellKrypto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

I love Indian accents now, everything else sounds wrong lol

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost failed an exam because the prof kept pronouncing it "ee-x". He meant x. Not e-sub-x, e(x), e*x, e^x, just x.

Once I figured that out the course went fine, but those first two weeks I had to learn everything from the book.

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General_Specific 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gender stereotypes are fine when highlighting the absolute toxicity of males.

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Hjfp5 2 points ago +2 / -0

The men were obviously Scottish sheep herders.

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are videos all over the interwebz that directly refute this tripe with real world examples of female chimpouts...

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jeffreyepstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not saying this is anything good, but context is important

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Jecovidwitness 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the first story was gonna get dirty

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KrellKrypto 3 points ago +3 / -0

You might be gay if

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CoherentLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boom-wacka-wacka

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crackerstacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't this actually offensive? Its nothing but gender stereotypes.