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RocketSprocket 32 points ago +32 / -0

Follow the electrical power cord. It should lead right to the suspect holding a nail gun. That's how matters are successfully conducted.

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Steelflite 11 points ago +12 / -1

Unless he used a sawzall to cut the cord. Then the trail is cold

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Cesare_Borgia 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think many nail guns are portable these days.

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publius1788 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is unacceptable! I am introducing legislation that takes these untraceable nail guns out of criminal's hands.

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BigMikesFBIBootyRaid 8 points ago +8 / -0

only homos use battery nailguns

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mines propane powered. Lol.

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fat50 1 point ago +1 / -0

And fully automatic. ;)

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KuzoKevin [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

How many FBI agents to figure that out?

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Jasonshaw1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently all of them let him go, so ya know...fbi is asshoe

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Kramit 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it was battery powered they'd absolutely never find the suspect

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TheDarkstar 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did he have an air compressor for the nail gun?

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that_sound 3 points ago +3 / -0

But he was saying, "PEW PEW"!

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BrobiwanKenobi1 9 points ago +9 / -0

When the time came - he didn't need a compressor.

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YouTubeSucksDicks 7 points ago +7 / -0

A high-capacity air compressor and a 400-round coil of nails, no less. The horror!

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Djonpow 1 point ago +1 / -0

(clutches pearls)....gasp!

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Testosteroneape2000 19 points ago +20 / -1

Wait till we see his FED khaki outfit with 300 dollar brand new boots that have never been worn and his lgbt haircut.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 14 points ago +14 / -0

Was it a high capacity nail gun magazine? I've seen roofers with them. They look like snipers up there scoping out the neighborhood

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ggnoreeeeeeeeeee 12 points ago +12 / -0

no body needs 300 nail magazines

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GrayManNumber333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure don’t. All they do is fuck up roofs.

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only bolt or lever action nail guns are necessary in day to day applications.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the constitution was written, carpenters had to forge their own nails. None of the founding fathers could have foreseen pneumatic nail guns with massive drum fed metal collated nail coils.

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spambot 1 point ago +1 / -0

i like this comment chain taking the piss outta these arguments with the subject being a nail gun makes em looks sillyer then normal... sidenote memory is fuzzy but most nailguns have saftys built in to make em even less practical as a weapon... guess he modified the nailgun then.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOL UP.... The guy actually had a nail gun???? and used it at the crime scene to shoot nails at cops??? I thought we were just goofing around lol

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MawaDeBlanco1 1 point ago +1 / -0

they had nail factorys in the 1700's, just sayin. read Adam Smith.

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Groundpounder 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like plainclothes officers stalked a roofer who was packing heat to get their narrative

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FrontTowardLeft 11 points ago +11 / -0

But he ran into a cornfield. Don't you know, the FBI can't find anyone who becomes a child of the corn.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timmy the Feeb sent him to The Cornfield....never to be seen again!

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ggnoreeeeeeeeeee 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear nail guns are so dangerous you can be hit from upwards of 7inches and the entry wound is so large that it doesn't exit. you don't see bodies from nail gun victims on the news because nail guns are so powerful the victims get vaporized.

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Sierra26 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sssssoooooooooooo, he was using a "weapon of mass construction"?

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

groan...:)

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RagnarD 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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BrobiwanKenobi1 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is known to authorities as DeWalt Nailor a bear mode construction Ninja; he can seemingly disappear amongst half completed construction projects or cornfields those feds will never find him.

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PatriotSkorzeny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is what this tweet says the current situation??

They don’t have him????? 😂😂

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda how Ray Epps is the ONLY person on video talking about the capital....yet also the only one not in jail

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he was 8 feet tall. He came in and yelled, 'This is Maga land', and pored bleach on helpless FBI agents eating sandwiches. Then he tangled them up in a venetian blind cord-like a noose, and left his MAGA hat..

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s so stupidly obvious it’s an embarrassment to other false flags. Maybe we should call it a fag flag or fbi flag.

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EinhornisFinkle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fully semi-automatic assault nail gun

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BigMikesFBIBootyRaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

did he upgrade to the orange trigger!?

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MawaDeBlanco1 1 point ago +1 / -0

my bostich came with an optional trigger for bump fire.

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a coal powered battery operated nail gun

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mailinvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think the FBI is going to give their false flags real ammo when they send them to attack their own headquarters? SMH

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preferredfault 1 point ago +1 / -0

While nailguns can be dangerous, the question arises as to WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO USE LETHAL FORCE, especially in a fucking corn field.

It's either an execution by overzealous agents, or a false flag that never even took place.

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MetalRiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a tool.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

So AR Nailguns now? Where do we sign up for them. MK Ultra baby. They called one up to sacrifice to get the attention off the RAID on Trump.

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MessengerOfChange 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can’t fire a nail gun unless it is pressing up against wood (unless he modified it. And why would someone go to the trouble to modify a nail gun if they also have an A.R. 15. Sounds like another FBI hoax. They probably supplied the guy with an A.R. 15 and he didn’t even know how to use it, so he took his nail gun with him.

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Electricutie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turns out they got scared by an accidental discharge from some poor construction worker hauling around loads of equipment and chased him off.