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IllIllIll 14 points ago +14 / -0

Be Biden.

Steal presidency with gas at $2.39 / gallon national average.

Ban all energy production, get into global wars, and sell off Strategic Petroleum Reserves to China.

Gas price more than doubles in 12 months to ~$4.89 / gallon national average.

Pravda-MSM: "The president has no control over gas prices!"

Price drops to $3.14 (still 1.3x higher than when I stole the presidency).

Brag about lowering gas prices.

Pravda-MSM: "The president single-handedly cut gas prices by a shitload! The economy is perfect! Inflation is 0%! If you disagree you're a terrorist!"

Thanks Obama!

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Goldsteinbergsky 5 points ago +6 / -1

Perfect.👍

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obongo was the worst President this country has had. I don't count D.B. Pooper because DaRk BrAnDoN isn't President, it's just Obongo's third term through him.

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Totally_Not_FBI 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a dope. The prices were probably lower than that when those stickers first went up.

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Yeti2 2 points ago +2 / -0

True

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

$4.40 in Massachusetts. Fuck you

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SuperFreedomMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Still well over $5/g in Commiefornia.

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Goospeed77 5 points ago +5 / -0

$4.53 about 20ish miles south of Portland Oregon.

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BrobiwanKenobi1 6 points ago +6 / -0

"... You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it."

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Retarddit_Refugee 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's just it. Their whole existence is subsidized by the state so they have to lie to themselves or they'd feel the same shame that we feel for sharing a country with them...

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PatriotLady1 6 points ago +6 / -0

KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN....

HAVE 2 friends (sisters) who ONLY LISTEN TO NPR & READ NEW YORK TIMES....and they have Trump derangement Syndrome... GGGGGGGGGGGGGOD....it's like talking to the wall...

and THEY THINK I'VE LOST MY MIND supporting Trump and Conservative values....

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freeamerica4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have the same problem. Just friends though. We still hang out, but they privately think I'm stupid and/or brainwashed which is what I think about them. Sigh.

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SuperFreedomMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden sells our strategic oil reserves to China and makes the US vulnerable to an attack for a temporary price drop that will only last until the midterms.

Liberals: Yass queen! Biden is god. Suck it Trumpers.

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justinkayz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel your pain, Fren

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

By this logic a dick gets shoved all the way up your ass and you are happy it got pulled back out by an inch. You can't help these assholes but you have to keep trying when you find the opportunity. They will never admit it that it fucks with their conscience. I see one of my neighbors now stocking up fucktons of bulk food in their garage.

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Saltman5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have just started telling them that I am sending thank you letters to Vladimir Putin for lowering the gas prices lol

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American_Rasputin81 2 points ago +2 / -0

The levels of full of shitness can be overwhelming

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ChynaBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

This faggot looks like he waits all year long for the Kink Festival

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InfinitesimalOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is hope for these NPC sheeple. It comes when we win and become the predominant media provider so they will groupthink our way instead. You can't save them with any amount of logic, only overwhelming consensus by trusted authority figures can fix them.

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MakeAmericaZimbabe 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, e met with Putin THEN the Gook.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

He didn't lower shit. Speculators were probably strong armed via f.b.i. illegal surveillance of questionable practices, which brought the prices down. Biden do shit but beg EVERYONE for oil, to help lower the trading prices. It ain't a "price drop" until it hits 1.78 where I am. Until then it has only leveled off.