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live3ordye 403 points ago +404 / -1

Something doesn’t add up

The suspect had an AR15 and body armor but fired a nail gun at FBI personnel.

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OrangeCatBad 245 points ago +256 / -11

False flag most likely

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englishpleb 144 points ago +146 / -2

As fake as Juicy Smolliet, or the Whitmer "kidnapping", or the Christopher "Russia collusion" Steele dossier, or Iraq WMDs, or... need I go on?

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DaleAlvinGribble 58 points ago +60 / -2

Apparently he made comments on Truth. "In one comment, he appeared to call on people to prepare for "combat." In another, his apparent account said users should kill FBI agents "on sight." Here's the article. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/armed-man-shoots-fbi-cincinnati-building-nail-gun-flees-leading-inters-rcna42669

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JesusisKing 97 points ago +97 / -0

He was in a white crown Vic????? Hahahaha

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snakeoil 99 points ago +99 / -0

Its all they had available in the motor pool.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 41 points ago +41 / -0

Lol damn the FBI is slacking off. At this point the diversity hires are helping us!

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Blackrider 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’ve been saying this for years. Let them hire incompetent buffoons that check the right boxes. These bureaucracies will grind to comical halt.

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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

The best getaway car they could drag up was a white Ford crown Victoria? That’s pathetic. Even to this day, with the exception of certain agencies Such as state police agencies who buy cars in large numbers with custom paint, such as Michigan state police, Massachusetts state police, etc.or the standard black and white models Commonly found in California, practically every government agency buying fleet vehicles buys an all white version as it is the easiest to put their own decals/livery on.

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BidensSwollenProstat 10 points ago +10 / -0

I miss those models. The Mercury Grand Marquis was the best old person car ever! Low mileage, properly maintained and very comfortable to drive.

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EricCharliemella 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excuse me, my 2000 Pontiac Bonneville was far better. Heads up Display, Bose, heated lumbar seats, 12 disc changer in the trunk, and a Supercharged 3.8L V6. Thing was awesome.

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Goathead 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don’t appreciate cars like that until you actually sit in one.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

It definitely glows but a police issue crown Victoria is fast. My dad had one once. If a sedan was practical for me to own I’d love to have a police crown Vic. I’d like the 1988 style. I don’t know what all they do to them but they are pretty awesome. My dads was dark blue I think. I wouldn’t want white if I could help it.

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't do anything to the engine. They upgrade the suspension, add some skid plates underneath, and beef up the electrical to handle all the exterior lighting.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve driven The civilian variant and as a teenager, been in the backseat of the police variant many times as my best childhood friends dad’s was a Connecticut state trooper, and they had take-home cars they could use for personal use within the state.

They’re very roomy and have a nice ride quality.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dad had one once.

Did he trade a microphone for it? (Someone had to ask!)

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Snoman 31 points ago +34 / -3

Prepare for combat ? Is that not free speech ?

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 43 points ago +43 / -0

Nobody here says that. We say fire up the chippers!! And free chopper rides!!

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learntocode 18 points ago +18 / -0

in minecraft boating accidents

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Mainwar 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have to Arnhold it... Free Choppa Rides... Ill Be Back.....

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Nobeanchilicostsmore 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEY TRIED TO KILL ME BUT I KILLED DEM!

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Norwayhastrolls 4 points ago +4 / -0

And we call them faggots alot. No combat. Just faggots

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KennethsFrequency 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's usually enough to get them crying, then we make memes about them crying

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't even heard any "this calls for Second Amendment solutions"

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first_amendment 0 points ago +1 / -1

depends on the context. If it is purely defensive, it is likely to be protected. But without context it could be construed as a "true threat", or "incitement". Whereas he actually attempted an attack, as pathetic as pathetic can be, I would lean more to the position that it wasn't free speech. Although at this point, it is irrelevant to try the issue since he is on the verge of pushing up daisies.

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bringbackthe80s 9 points ago +9 / -0

But not before nailing them to the wall first.

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FinishTheBorderWall 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was he dragging an air hose behind him or what?

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

batteries or paslode gas cannisters

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Nothingeverhappens 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s ok bud, not all of us are up to par on our nail guns 🤷‍♀️

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BigguthDickuth 10 points ago +10 / -0

We don’t need weapons of carpentry on our streets.

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TPMJB 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bought an air compressor a while ago and just unboxed it recently. So far, the only use I've had for it was blowing out my computer cabinet. Batteries have replaced the majority of air tools. Anything I've used to work on my car or house is battery-powered.

Battery-powered impact wrenches are God's gift, let me tell you.

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Terminator5 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to press it to something for it to fire..at least mine you do.

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Xchr0nos 1 point ago +2 / -1

They work well for the job. You're not gonna do much damage to a person at any distance 🤦

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Fine_Kentucky_Jenkum 2 points ago +2 / -0

That mofo went straight Anton Chigurh on these fools….

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Ozark_bubby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha

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BaldyGull 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nailed it.

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snakeoil 8 points ago +8 / -0

So how quickly did they have the dudes manifesto on truth?...on truth? Fucking psyop

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Terminator5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even get on Truth...loved to get off Social Media would open Truth to Samsung. I guess Chinese company thats why they won't.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 22 points ago +23 / -1

These faggots will keep upping the ante with fabricated events until the point of no return…

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +13 / -0

It doesn’t seem to be pushing the needle much anymore. I don’t know if the normies are fatigued or what… I’d like to think somewhere deep down they’re starting to realize the conspiracy theorists (or the normie idea of one since covid) were right about everything, or at least far more than the experts they put their faith in.

Imagine how shitty that must feel. The people you regarded as stupid loons were smarter than you all along; whilst you wasted countless hours of your life watching the news and thinking yourself educated because of it. They’ll never admit it… but you can damn sure feel it now in a lot of them.

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Billybobcuccio 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or Charlottesville

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TruthyBrat 62 points ago +62 / -0

Come now!

An AR, body armor, but deployed a nail gun is TOTALLY unsuspicious!

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lixa 30 points ago +30 / -0

Question is did he kill any feds. If he didn’t it’s a false flag. I think this is an almost foolproof test.

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killedmytv 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even if they did have a press conference claiming they lost some brave agents in a standoff, at this point my reaction would be a mix of "bullshit" and "American Gestapo fucked around and found out". Yeah, I'm cynical and heartless like that sometimes.

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mailinvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not heartless when commies are taken out. It's wishing the best for our country.

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Terminator5 4 points ago +4 / -0

No that would be top news if he did.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would

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LowKeyThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

But even if he did or didn't, they would only release what they want us to think, rifght?

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s be easier to prove it he did than if he didn’t but fair point. I guess it depends on what lengths they’re willing to go to. If they fake kill some new guy no one has heard of vs putting a seasoned agent into witness protection to fake his death.

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off_teh_copium 10 points ago +10 / -0

nail gun was to try break bullet proof glass

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anotherthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm surprised so many people on here don't know this. I think he even posted about it on social media that his attempt to breach the bulletproof glass didn't go as planned.

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LowKeyThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait. Is this even legit? A nail gun can break bullet proof glass? Not so strong then.

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anotherthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, it's silly. Supposedly, this is his last post on Truth:

Well, I thought I had a way through bullet proof glass, and I didn’t. If you don’t hear from me, it is true I tried attacking the F.B.I., and it’ll mean either I was taken off the internet, the F.B.I. got me, or they sent the regular cops while

Pretty embarrassing.

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Tombstone2W 1 point ago +1 / -0

Inquiring minds want to know

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off_teh_copium 0 points ago +1 / -1

the powder actuated type can, for some types for bullet proof glass [but not the newest best stuff], there was a diamond heist at a debeers show in london years ago and because the guys basically did a smash and grab [didn't threaten anybody, didn't have any guns] they only got 5 years for "conspiracy to steal"

after that they made better glass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Dome_raid

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't go as planned, or didn't go as scripted?

This shit is fake as fuck.

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Terminator5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh

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BidensSwollenProstat 2 points ago +2 / -0

So was the guy heard saying, "I'll be back."?

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EricCharliemella 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was just finishing up a pair of matching end tables for LITERARY HITLER.

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NaggerPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

If all the soldiers had nail guns in Afghanistan, we would’ve won in days…

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now it's just nail salons.

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RabidZoo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Inb4 some faggot from MSM comes by to swipe a screenshot of Patriots calling out glowops.

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nobody watches that propaganda trash. How would you ever know?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody would post it here and then we celebrate our victory!!

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll post it on here.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

By seeing it posted here.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 13 points ago +15 / -2

This fuckin site man. Day we hear of trump being raided top comment was “lock and loaded” and bunch of other similar comments, sure enough, any and every type of action or protest and we call it a false flag or say they were glowies. Every fucking time

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Rev3v9 14 points ago +15 / -1

We didn't mean lock and load the assault stapler

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Blackrider 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah. Pretty sure if this dude had strolled up looking like the Q Shaman, double fisting AR pistols we all would be…..less skeptical. It’s the old guy in high school meme. This just has fed written all over it.

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BidensSwollenProstat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes a government agent may now need a tetanus shot. The horror!

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

Most of you are stupid though and would have absolutely no plan of attack and probably would do idiotic shit like this. Prove me wrong.

You also have no idea what the context was. Maybe he thought the nail gun would be a silent way to take someone out from behind. But apparently, according to his own Truth account, he drove the nails into bulletproof glass to try to break it, which is a very old and very stupid urban legend.

Look at Jan 6th, how dumb did you have to be to literally argue "real patriots don't hide their faces"? Yet most of you still say that crap.

Maybe a few of you are smart enough to actually make a plan, equip yourself, train, practice, have contingencies, and apply technologies to aid you, but 99% of you are going to be just like that fat fuck who attacked the Dallas courthouse, fired a few shots, broke his sling, dropped his magazines, and ran away before getting domed in the parking lot, pissing his pants, and dying. Especially the retards who are trapped in conspiracy mind prison. They aren't smart enough to do shit because their entire life is a fantasy.

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Kornilovist -5 points ago +1 / -6

Calling for violent overthrow of the government is an illegal act. Calling for violence against the FBI is an extension of that. The very speech is cause for arrest. The 1st amendment is no defense.

There are ways the weak resist the strong. Our side is the weak side. If you don't know that you're a fool.

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NinjaPlease 7 points ago +7 / -0

Timing adds up

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Wintergreen 41 points ago +41 / -0

Obviously it was an Armalite nail gun.

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Melania2032 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fully-automatic assault nailer

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Rev3v9 21 points ago +21 / -0

With laser leveler

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K-Harbour 16 points ago +16 / -0

30+ nails

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Rockonanon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Galvanized.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

8d

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Skabliggum2 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a bump stock

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Terminator5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no that made it illegal right there.

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

But my roof has never looked better. 😆

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Terminator5 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was probably a construction worker tapping on the window to get back in the building.

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clarefries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but was it black and scary?

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could lay a roof through a helmet!

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live3ordye 13 points ago +13 / -0

They’ll be coming for your Paslode now.

Also, who really needs THAT many nails?

Did you know that you can bump fire a nail gun? Better get the ATF involved.

And don’t get me started on those high capacity coil nailers

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Regnad_2720 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who can afford nails during Bidenflation?

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Criminals who buy them on the black market, that's who.

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Regnad_2720 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need a black market contact so I can finish my deck project! Nails at Home Depot are priced insane.

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King5150 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a Carpentry Weapon of Affixing.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where did he plug in the extension cord for the air compressor?

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

maybe cordless battery unit or a paslode gas master race unit

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off_teh_copium 4 points ago +4 / -0

paslode gas master race

nah the king is gun powder

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh shit you are one of those crazy blasting cap m f ers

to the front of the line sir

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off_teh_copium 6 points ago +6 / -0

when you want to nail into concrete, you need explosive force.

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Parabellum76 0 points ago +1 / -1

Does the gas still smell when using them inside?

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it is Butane and it has a funny smell, not unpleasant. I am not sure I would use it for anything but framing with lots of ventilation. Super convenient for some jobs; pricey though.

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off_teh_copium 2 points ago +2 / -0

nail guns can use battery or gun powder

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TrumpForceWon -1 points ago +1 / -2

That was to break the bulletproof window with a powder actuated nail gun. It is a tried and true technique, but the window was tougher than expected. He posted about this before he was killed.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was posting from the corn field?

lol

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TrumpForceWon 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is on his Truth Social post moron. Probably while he was driving. It was a short post.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry handshake. No reason to get your G-String in a bunch.

A 1 year account handshake.

😂

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Whoopies_tds 32 points ago +32 / -0

"Officials gave no details on the suspect or how it ended"

👇

"Two law enforcement officials have confirmed to NBC News that Ricky Walter Shiffer, the suspect in the attack on the FBI field office in Cincinnati, is dead.

Shiffer was present at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6."

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PatrickHangry 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yeah, that jumped out at me too. The most likely explanation is probably suicide by cop, but unless/until it becomes clear this was a real person with a name and social footprint who actually died, it smells funny.

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Gatchya 14 points ago +15 / -1

I saw a headline somewhere he was a 1/6 guy. Probably one of the violent feds.

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PatrickHangry 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yeah, maybe a case of "This false identity has outlived its usefulness..." I don't want to jump to any firm conclusions yet though. The timing is suspicious, but retards exist too.

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Wankerton 8 points ago +8 / -0

Truth be told of it wasn't a glow op the guy is seriously retarded.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

His pathetic attack is literally how it would go down if most people here tried shit, too.

Remember that obese idiot attacking the Dallas courthouse where he had a broken sling and some photographer got a picture of him spilling his magazines everywhere? That's what it would be like.

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Rev3v9 4 points ago +5 / -1

The tree is getting hangry

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UberPatr10t 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read a Stonewall Jackson biography and take a cold shower, fren.

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Gatchya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mk ultra is real

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Xchr0nos 1 point ago +1 / -0

And never ended

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember the DC truck bomb guy? He supposedly had a nail gun too.

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NancyPeloci 206 points ago +207 / -1

"He's dead. No further questions. His body will be disposed of in the middle of the ocean for reasons."

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 71 points ago +71 / -0

After being cremated within the hour.

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bubadmt 53 points ago +53 / -0

And the morgue will be bulldozed in order to preserve it's integrity.

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OhioRed87 18 points ago +19 / -1

I figured it would go up in flames and they’d claim they thought it was a food processing plant or chicken farm....😂😂

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PhilipeNegro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, soylent green is people, after all.

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akira2501 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Hey.. it's just in keeping with the rituals of his people. We're respecting that."

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Rockonanon 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the coroner's report will be fortified.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 5 points ago +5 / -0

So will the coroner

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brundlefly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

The city the morgue is in will be renamed so as to start anew after such a tragic event.

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RobbieParkersDeadKid 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will have to tear it down and build another in the same spot....

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publius1788 10 points ago +11 / -1

And then dumped over the sea so his grave doesn't become a shrine for domestic terrorists!

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Skabliggum2 5 points ago +5 / -0

And for envious roofers

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SeawolfEmeralds 2 points ago +2 / -0

But not before i forget to note time of death and remove his cell mate without video footage (Epstein)

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the_neon_cowboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

they were almost immediately sharing what is supposedly his truth social posts.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

The identity is just now known and somehow its already confirmed and specified he was in DC on 1/6.

They have probably thousands and thousands of names of people who were there. You idiots didn't wear masks, you paid with cards, you carried your cell phone, you posted about it on social media. They have dossiers on everyone they could track probably as something to hold over them or indict on surprise charges when needed.

But nah let's go with "fed lies" and not the fucking obvious.

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +1 / -2

You idiots believe literally every single conspiracy without question and then pretend you're too smart for Q? Rofl.

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Freedom4no1 25 points ago +25 / -0

they killed him because he wouldnt participate in the afternoon orgy

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K-Harbour 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or, he got pregnant from the last orgy and wouldn’t abort the baby.

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Freedom4no1 7 points ago +7 / -0

i laughed lol

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Butt baby

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

He didn’t want to get monkeypox

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NancyPeloci 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm denying we'll ever be able to confirm any details. Just like Obama "killed" Osama but threw his body into the ocean before anyone got to view the body.

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fee is $60 billion more to Ukraine.

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Easzq8 13 points ago +14 / -1

We have disposed of him with the wreckage from the Pentagon front lawn. Go back to work citizen.

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nodeadcats 160 points ago +161 / -1

Just trying to get back to his desk

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 22 points ago +22 / -0

Brilliant

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JesusisKing 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lmao

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ManlyFirmness 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lmao. Best one so far.

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LtPatterson 11 points ago +11 / -0

winrar of the internet for the day

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

this man's a straight shooter, will 7zip his way to the top

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Dangerous_donald1 94 points ago +96 / -2

The faggot feds will say it’s a Trump supporter.

Edit. They implied

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live3ordye 29 points ago +29 / -0

They are already saying he was at the capital on 1/6

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kornesque 53 points ago +53 / -0

Has rifle, shoots nail gun at fed, was at 1/6.

So Antifa.

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King5150 10 points ago +10 / -0

now that's some big brain thinking right there!

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Dangerous_donald1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course. So, are nail guns racist now?

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

no but the FED will make submissions to make the nail magazines not have so many deadly nails in them. we wouldn't want anyone blowing out a lung!

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Oback_Barama 20 points ago +20 / -0

Somehow they get to raid Mar-a-lago and still play the victim card.

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DixMcCoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope, disrupting bug catching hour at a field office isn't getting any victim status.

I'm sure he was just trying to execute a secret warrant of his own -- and no, you can't see it!

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Rev3v9 3 points ago +3 / -0

The nailgun was part of a cosplay. The other "worker" has a jackhammer dildo.

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Siteless_Vagrant 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bet they're a;ready shopping the MAGA hats on some no- names FB page.

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PresidentBidet 4 points ago +4 / -0

He had a Truth Social account. I saw the screenshots of his posts on /pol.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone can have a Truth Social account, though.

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off_teh_copium 2 points ago +2 / -0

you just have to wait 2 weeks to authenticate.

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they can hire the Photoshop artist Obama used for his birth certificate to add a nice MAGA hat on his photo.

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jpower 69 points ago +71 / -2

Lee Harvey Oswald has entered this chat

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JesusisKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seriously bro crazy

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publius1788 6 points ago +8 / -2

Lee Harvey Oswald was one of the shooters I thought. It's just he was picked as the fall guy.

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JesusisKing 10 points ago +11 / -1

He was their patsy

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day221 5 points ago +6 / -1

No he was just the fall guy. You don't want the fall guy actually knowing about the plot for obvious reasons.

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publius1788 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why they shot him.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +4 / -1

💯

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TRUMP_1776 56 points ago +59 / -3

Civil War feels closer and closer

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BeardedNinjaPede 25 points ago +27 / -2

2 more weeks...

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OhioRed87 22 points ago +23 / -1

You’re going to be on the news tomorrow! 😂😂

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Randybobandy1925 11 points ago +11 / -0

How would it even start? If anyone ever tried to start one, everyone here would just call them/it glowie, fed, or false flag?

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snakeoil 9 points ago +9 / -0

It will start at the state level.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol a handshake posted this

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've said the same thing.

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AZ_Nationalist -1 points ago +1 / -2

It doesn't matter what they're called. It matters if they give a shit what they're called. When they stop giving a shit what they're called - that's when you look the fuck out.

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rq7b 51 points ago +51 / -0

MSNBC 6 hours ago: he had an assault style rifle. MSNBC 30 minutes ago: he had a nail gun. Ummm 🤔

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LeRiverDanube 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a assult nail gun. It can shoot someones lungs off

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Kimball_Kinnison 21 points ago +21 / -0

And attach them firmly to a wall.

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throatbiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna have to disarm half the illegals now. They all use nail guns daily.

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

The media identifies as truth fluid

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AZ_Nationalist -2 points ago +1 / -3

no wait - he had a bazooka - and a tank, a drone and a space based laser

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OrangeCatBad 44 points ago +48 / -4

Smell like a false flag to me

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TrumpAndGodWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

If they do an Oklahoma sized false flag next it's assumed that they won't target themselves because they're so unpopular. They may use a minority group connected to the Democrats.

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Edial 4 points ago +4 / -0

When isn't it one? The Midterms are literally right around the corner. They're desperate.

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BigMikesFBIBootyRaid 4 points ago +5 / -1

smells like anal lube

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South_Florida_Guy 43 points ago +44 / -1

8/11 never forget

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Retardloserimsogay 18 points ago +18 / -0

Worse than Pearl Harbor.

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King5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

was way, way worse than the Oklahoma Bombing.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 33 points ago +33 / -0

Let me guess, the security cameras weren't working at the time.

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publius1788 24 points ago +24 / -0

Update? I didn't even know something was going down in a cornfield.

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Siteless_Vagrant 34 points ago +35 / -1

FBI staged an "attack" on themselves.

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Melania2032 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jussie Smollet has joined the chat

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publius1788 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard about that but had no idea there was stand off in a cornfield.

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Rev3v9 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was on his knees, then he got away, then he got to da choppa. Forgot the rest of the storyline but the villain is supposedly dead.

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP might be making a joke on the Midwest on that, I think.

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI favorite activities involve cornfields

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gb1787 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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magaprincess 16 points ago +16 / -0

Raid Trump : Check. Stage FF : Check. Say it's a patriot : ? Say they're from PDW : ?

For all the people who say "sit back and don't do anything", you fail to realize that they're going to do this anyway. Whether you do anything or not, they want you in the gulags.

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1776forever1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not happening.

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Sugz_Da_Ferth 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shoulda dressed in drag

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Space_Force 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank God, just think of how many 2x4's will live to see another day.

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JackLemon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dead men tell no tales.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

And don’t wear plaid.

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JamesBlomey 10 points ago +10 / -0

Remember when Comey went out and had himself photographed standing in a corn field?

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K-Harbour 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG. Had forgotten about that.

Maybe one of their under covers flipped out?

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the Nail Gunner was at the Capitol on the Pearl 9/11 Harbor Day then we must assume that the feds had been all over him with their special brand of dark threats and ultra coercion. Let's not forget that J6 is the largest, longest and most uncut investigation in the history of railroads, as they say.

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Siteless_Vagrant 10 points ago +10 / -0

He ded, huh? That's pretty convenient.

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Heatbeam 9 points ago +10 / -1

And of course, he'll be buried at sea. No photograph.

Another Manchurian Candidate bites the dust.

I wonder who he really was? If he existed at all.

Maybe his real name was Alex James Hidell.

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pburgpait 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta tie up those lose ends

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DrJosephWarren 8 points ago +8 / -0

Godspeed

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MobileDev4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I blame the FBI and big Pharma

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sully 8 points ago +10 / -2

Nothing like tying up a nice glowie Fed story than making up some BS about a perp and end up having him die.

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Canadianon777 8 points ago +10 / -2

F A L S E

F L A G

Y O U

F A G G O T S

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NotACommie -1 points ago +2 / -3

American patriot, you faggot.

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patrioticwinning3 7 points ago +9 / -2

With a nail gun.

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mass55th 7 points ago +7 / -0

Standoff in Cornfield? Was Corn Pop there? 🌽🍿

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Spawnlingman 7 points ago +7 / -0

He chickened out on his assignment. They did away with him.

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MagaInCali 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plot twist, he is a incel angry leftist cunt who took anti depressants, got the jab and boosters and wanted to end his life. So he made truth social and acted like a "radical right winger" and tried to frame the movement.

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +7 / -1

FBI kills FBI Agent that targeted FBI with a nail gun... no wait... the weapon of war AR-15.

More at 11.

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K-Harbour 4 points ago +4 / -0

You nailed it.

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PatriotSkorzeny 6 points ago +6 / -0

No one else injured. They made sure. 😐

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TheBasedZodiac 5 points ago +6 / -1

If this was real, this man had balls bigger than all of ours combined. It’s a shame though, because with such massive balls, he lacked a brain. Not someone I can celebrate. Stand by and stand down. Move when the order is given. We are a unit. Attacks like this do nothing to further our righteousness.

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Trumpwon556 [S] 1 point ago +5 / -4

And a brain the size of an amoeba.

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TheBasedZodiac 4 points ago +4 / -0

You didn’t read everything I wrote lol

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Trumpwon556 [S] 3 points ago +6 / -3

Correct lol

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OrangeMushroomDick 0 points ago +1 / -1

You give him too much credit.

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coreyworks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suspect dead but like the isis guy who died 2 years ago and also again recently, no body.

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farangbak 5 points ago +6 / -1

This will make quite a few FagBI agents think twice and constantly be looking over their shoulder.

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ForNextLoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Synthetic FBI event. Totally fake. Their operations are just so crappy.

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SimplyPut 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he was a Trump supporter? Is that the FBI rocket scientists making this sophisticated prediction? Because 85% of the USA is a Trump supporter.

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CaptainSmirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dead suspect is now on Pedophile Island counting his money and sleeping with pre-teens. ALLEGEDLY.

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

ALLEGEDLY

The new terminology is "sources familiar with ____'s _____ " .

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CaptainSmirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL. ISWYDT.

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General_Specific 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey FBI, we know.

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daty_dato 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone that owns all sorts of nail guns I'm curious what kind? Gas operated nail guns are contact first tools... Did he hook up a compressor?

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Alphahorizon 4 points ago +4 / -0

So FBI attacking FBI. Got it. This is so damn obviously scripted. Its actually really embarrassing that they think anyone is stupid enough to believe this BS. Create fake Truth Social account, rant openly about what they intend to do. The only idiots that would believe this are the leftists twats working at the FBI and in the GOV.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even they don't really believe it.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never mind antifa attacked a federal building for months on end with gunshots, fire bombs, explosives, blowtorches, bricks…

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Easzq8 4 points ago +5 / -1

Flaming leftist Facebook account dead in 3... 2... 1...

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VarusSPQR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Press F for fake

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akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don't like the word "breach." This was a normal human process, where the arm is extended, the hand grasps the handle, and the door is opened. This is a completely regular civil procedure, and calling it a "breach" makes the agency look bad.

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TheMAGAlorian787 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol how convenient

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TheAttackTitan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Real convenient the FBI is the target of an attack now that they’re under so much public scrutiny. I wonder which CIA glowie groomed this guy to hit this field office.

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NaggerPlease 4 points ago +4 / -0

“He was known to the FBI”

Total FBI Faggots

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scrawler123 4 points ago +5 / -1

Armed with an AR but fired a nailgun? WTF?! So false it glows...

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BigMikesFBIBootyRaid 4 points ago +5 / -1

flase flag

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reallybadmanners 4 points ago +4 / -0

Assault nail guns “cum and nail it”