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NdNcenti 25 points ago +25 / -0

Good old Slim!

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GunsWithGooglyEyes 22 points ago +22 / -0

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

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UndercoverCentipede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Goddamnit why are you people so funny. I just can't compete

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TheDTOMDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they nuked the buttfucking Hoover building I’d be happier than an FBI agent and Hunter Biden in a preschool!

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Melania2032 11 points ago +11 / -0

The second he takes his hand off the Bible in January 2025 at inauguration he needs to take a visit to FBI HQ, and let out a hefty YERRRRRR FIRED!!

All of those cunts have got to go. Mess with the bill get the horns

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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

He went to the CIA HQ the day after he was inaugurated and was pretty blatant in his remarks lol

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TheDTOMDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Replace all the fire sprinklers with white phosphorous, it would be like the 4th of July.

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SaddleTramp 2 points ago +3 / -1

You're a dreamer arent you?

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he decides to blow up the FBI building with the agents still in it, I wouldn't complain.

They probably deserve it after Mueller was appointed FBI head on September 4, 2001, and then had half the FBI showing up in NYC on September 10, 2001, for a supposed multi-day conference.

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coiffuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, you know, he stated this in his speech at CPAC on Friday. My thoughts, it's why they broke into his house... I actually said whoa!

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 7 points ago +7 / -0

YES!

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Malice 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't wait to see FBI cock gobblers get fired.

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BunkerHill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great movie.

Greater President!

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Thelongrun [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow! I didn't know that even existed! Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaa! Trump rides a 100 million MAGAton bomb!

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BabbleRabble 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd prefer he pull an ol' Number 6 on 'em... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQ8_Xr_zVY

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Thelongrun [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Too Jewish!"

Brilliant scene. Brilliant film.

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NotADemThang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coming in HOT!!!

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ThomasJackson 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dr strangelove explained that AFTER the nuclear war humans could live under ground in caverns.

you guys ever see this movie?

It gives the plan away

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PotatusHead 4 points ago +4 / -0

So THAT'S why they have shut down the coal mines!

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Thelongrun [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy...heh, heh...at the bottom of ah...some of our deeper mineshafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep, and in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided."

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Speedgraphic69 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could have a hell of a weekend in Vegas

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MaverickRobot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re alright, handshake

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PotatusHead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary's dildo INCOMING!

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Snoozebum 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure we all have strong feelings about nookler combat

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Cuenom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigly

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’d need like 1000 more rockets to get ‘em all!

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Yeti2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rofl

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are thousands that would ride that in

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Thelongrun [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You bet! And pay for the privilege!

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Tugboatguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well boys let's see what we have in this emergency ration kit one 45 side arm, one pair of women's silk stockings, two chocolate bars, five gold Russian rubles hell boys we can have us a damn good time in Vegas with all this shit

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CANATIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll ride that horsy witch yiu

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Thelongrun [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Who dang well wouldn't?!😃🇺🇸

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coiffuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol.lol, I wonder how many don't get the reference...

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't, but what I also don't understand is why is it backwards? Shouldn't he be facing the front?

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coiffuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Strangelove It's a movie with Peter Sellers - you're in for a treat... eye opening.

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Thelongrun [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

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LookFatty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Purity

Of

Essence....

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Thelongrun [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural -- fluids. God bless you all"

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West 2 points ago +2 / -0

How’s that fit in with your post 9/11 commie conspiracy Mandrake?

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4DHopscotch 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's how you order cock.

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Thelongrun [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

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GlassOfJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuck European.

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