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New Terrorisms Warning Signs (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️  MEME ARMY  🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by Skogin ago by Skogin +3134 / -3
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whatever56 91 points ago +91 / -0

Funny AND true

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Snipthetipandsip 73 points ago +73 / -0

I was like "is this real" then I saw "gay butt sex" and was like "nahhh this isn't real" but then I saw NBC news... And now I just don't know.

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pikX 21 points ago +21 / -0

nbc is neverending butt crap after all

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Owmyballz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I for one look forward to seeing Andersen Cooper with a ball sack outline of pox on his chin.

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DonaldismyNigga 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can tell by the smudges in the text box.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://images.app.goo.gl/AxrYEfNCu52MnDC79

BWAHAHAHHAHA The monkeypox goatee is a thing!

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Drewbedrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

...And they have a special hot line for liberals___ 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

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trex554 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fact checkers said Pants on fire. LOL

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Skogin [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Humorous affect is a sign of terrorisms. You have been assigned 2 weeks of re-education.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lies!!

We all know that 10 years is the punishment for nothing. Tell us, comrade, what did you really do to end up in the gulag here?

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ColonelKlink 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic, and we should stand up and say, "We are Americans and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration!

Hillary clinton the communist

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love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was just "prolonged skin contact"

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deleted -2 points ago +3 / -5
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Gwoz8881 33 points ago +33 / -0

Can’t tell if this is real or not…

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elc0 39 points ago +39 / -0

I wasn't sure until

gay butt sex

Definitely real.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Husky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, it's impossible to tell anymore

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

We live in the clownworld timeline. What you could easily recognize as a shitpost just a couple of years ago is now completely believable and likely to have occurred. Shitposts and the real deal have become indistinguishable because of clownworld.

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Salt_n_Pepe 16 points ago +17 / -1

I love how it escalates to pedophilia and gay butt sex, yet not eating the bugs still made me laugh the hardest

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hiddensfinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Eat the bugs" it's been a minute so that one caught me off guard.

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MeloniaisMelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately NBC encouraging pedophilia wouldn't surprise me at all.

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John-Miller 9 points ago +10 / -1

Other signs of Terror

  • Loves America

  • Wants liberty

  • Wants the DOJ to be non politically weaponised

  • Opposes the invasion happening at the southern border

  • Knows there are only two genders

  • Opposes the destruction of cities by BLM and Antifa

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JohnnyWolverine 5 points ago +5 / -0

You sound like literally Hitler!

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hitler liked America and didn't want war with us.
Well, he respected America more than liked it.
The British were the bad actors dragging us into the lend-lease program of 1939-1941.

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love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • Can be identified by the 🇺🇸 paraphernalia
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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Government agencies are domestic terrorist organizations.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until they become international terrorist organizations.

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Skogin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

#TooLate

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I was referring to the UN blue helmet scenario, but you're not entirely wrong.

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WisestGuru93 2 points ago +2 / -0

To terrorists, everyone else seems like a terrorist.

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ltpayne 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol.. and I have one more: Sowing disagreement with "gender affirming" care for kidsos.. Aka "care" that would lopp off their genitals or chest, chemical castration, etc.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact that it took me until the 3rd line to realize this isn't a real headline says a lot about Clown World.

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IForgotToAddAnEmail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not gonna lie, had me in the first half.

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ThorsonTT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wanting more than a pod.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am confused about #3, isn't buttsex always gay?

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RusherOfDin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me: Gross, that's where poop comes out.

FBI: Hands in the air you fucking terrorist!

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AmerikaUberAlles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forgot to include "American flags" - that's a really serious one.

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duckduck 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot going to school board meetings.

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Arkanicide2022 2 points ago +3 / -1

And filing your taxes.

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daFFYDOOK 3 points ago +3 / -0

NGL, I didn't realize it was satire till the part about the bugs. Yeah no, I believed the buttsex one...

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Pray_for_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me: "So I'm a terrorist now?"
Faggot left: "Always have been..."

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QuickHands 3 points ago +3 / -0

All butt sex is gay, change my mind

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone outside the risk of monkeypox.

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Justice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had me until butt sex

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Siteless_Vagrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not?

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wolveshuntinpacks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry, it's just over-the-top exaggerated humor. For now.

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whew!!! For now.

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temno 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget to add: Incredibly loud chanting of FJB / LGB at all public events throughout the fall.

I can't wait to see the corporate media trying to filter that out.

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao!!

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sesameparkmuppet 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is because the fbi love gay butt sex

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NotAnotherNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost had me

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HotPropGun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on, no debonking this!!!

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

laugh now but this is the Future if we don't right the ship

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

All butt stuff is terrorism

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QMAB 2 points ago +2 / -0

This can only mean one thing....It's time for TeRrOr!

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I’m on this site

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BrunoPuntzJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appears fake and gay but actually isn't.

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CdnMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes on you, this will be actual news in a few months.

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Will 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this could be real until the third one.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Showing support for MAGA, a designated hate and terrorist group”

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CLaRGe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant design.

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DiamondDroid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to the club normals. Enjoy the newly redefined "tolerance."

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yarg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait.. we're not eating the bugs?

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FloridaMan4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should say ZE BUGS

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Skogin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was hard not to rite zat.

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

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Fred5283 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was real for a minute (sad state we are in, eh?)

Then I got to the 3rd item and I lol’ed

Well played…

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JoePlumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah it was pretty funny and had me too for a sec

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unclear if shitpost.

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MikesMeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is not satire it is truth. This shit is real talk.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you see something, say something

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crap so hard to tell what's real and what isn't anymore. I give up

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angryrhino83 2 points ago +2 / -0

First two are probably legit haha

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

is this seriously not the bee?

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Skogin [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would accept a salary from them…

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny and. Jewish.

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SouthSideBagMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I retract my last comment on different post. THIS is the realist shit I've read all day.

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ProductConnoisseur 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's non-gay butt sex?

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trex554 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, taking the never ending Gene Therapy treatments and not up to date on monthly Boosters.