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jsphere256 26 points ago +26 / -0

Michelle is definitely running now

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Running a train on Barry's ass.

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MikesMeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Choo choo all aboard

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Retard_Strength 9 points ago +9 / -0

that banana should be stuffed in a pantsuit then

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The_Litehaus_Abides 6 points ago +6 / -0

Behind the scenes running the shitshow

https://files.catbox.moe/8barrg.jpg

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Drewbedrew 4 points ago +4 / -0

I imagine someday a book will be written about that banana. Personally, I think the FBI should go to Obama's house, crack their safe and retrieve that banana before the Russians get their hands on it.

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Taught in public schools, aka socialist schools

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MAGANatsFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

ISWUDT

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publius1788 -1 points ago +3 / -4

The scary thing is I think most Americans would vote for Big Mike over Trump. They are that stupid

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Prussian_Pepe 6 points ago +7 / -1

"most Americans"

like the 81 bajillion votes biden got? Don't fall for their gaslighting...

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publius1788 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look for some reason retarded suburban soccer moms are the swing vote in Presidential elections. And they LOVE Big Mike. They all go out and buy his auto biographies, his magazine cover appearances, and listen to his podcast. The Obamas know how to turn the charm on and tbat is all a lot of Americans care about.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 3 points ago +3 / -0

they LOVE Big Mike

Why though? I don't get it. I know you said they're retarded but damn, I still don't get it.

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publius1788 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they know absolutely nothing about politcs. Maybe they watch CNN or the nightly news. And all the magazines always push her hard. They think he is graceful and shit because of media manipulation. They will fall for a good PR campaign. There really needs to be restrictions for voting in this country because retards like this are the ones who have fucked up our politics.

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publius1788 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle Obama is a much better candidate than the dementia patient as well. He is black and a “woman” so he fills all the needed diversity boxes. And women would love a “girl boss” as president. Plus they will distance themselves from Biden. The Obamas are extremely skillful politicians. Anyone who runs against Mixhelle Obama is screwed in my opinion.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Made sense in 2008.

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Treefreak1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are right but I think Big Mike won't run out of fear of his "not so little" secret will definitely be discovered. The idiots probably wouldn't care except knowing they've been deceived. Barry was very close to his not so secret being proven.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nobody outside of our echo chamber will ever know. The MSM will crush any story and Big Tech will nuke any posting about Michelle's dick and Obama being a faggot.

Normies will continue being ignorant.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don't know why anyone is downvoting you. The basic truth is Americans would vote for Big Mike over Trump because they are so easily manipulated by the media. GenZ votes in big numbers in 2024 and the youth vote hates Trump as they were instructed...and much of Trump's older 2016 voters will have passed on.

Also as I've said many times, unless 2020 is fixed there is no reason that Trump can't win in November 2024 and the Demonrat gets installed in January 2025.

If you can steal 2020 with no consequences, why not steal 2024?

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SrzlyYUGEguacbowl 8 points ago +10 / -2

Can someone please remind me why we're allowing Biden to pretend to be the president? My patience is wearing thin.

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SrzlyYUGEguacbowl 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point we need Trump to take back office. The sad truth is that the silent majority will not do anything which will lead to a slow and painful progression towards deep state slavery.

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Liquid_Hot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You still have patience??

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's even more fitting when you consider Obongo is really in charge.

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Treefreak1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry takes orders same as Xiden.

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XlDEN 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like Biden is anything more than a puppet.

The DS wants Biden to get the blame.

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are Banana Republics with more civil liberties in place.

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

and the bananas probably aren’t spoiled

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PotatusHead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a dildo to me.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs more incest.

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footinmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Malarkey!

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Mockingsmirk45 2 points ago +2 / -0

That banana should be rotten

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jbDonuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden's bananas come in Gerber jars.

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NoStepOnSnekPlz 1 point ago +1 / -0

There should be a bite out of the side on the bottom -- peel and all.

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MyPersonalExp 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be funnier and appropriate if instead of bananas it was like soccer trophies or another non sequitur

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LovesLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it shoukd be the Peel of Biden's Banana Republic.

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Forgototherpassword 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's really gonna bake your bagel: Is the skin coming off... Or is it losing a battle to put its jacket back on?

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Viewer01 1 point ago +1 / -0

can we make it a thing to throw bananas at feds.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey!!! It’s our Banana Democracy!

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Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now I want Banana Icecream.

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THERMONUCLEARMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

"IT'S NOT A DEMOCRACY, it's uh, Banana Republic?"

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PatrickHangry 1 point ago +2 / -1

The banana isn't rotten enough to really stand for Biden.

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Ndmand69 1 point ago +2 / -1

There’s no pox boil on the nanna!!!

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WisestGuru93 0 points ago +1 / -1

This meme is racist. Are you implying that banana's with black spots are worse than all white bananas? Stop with your dogwhistles!

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crackerstacker 0 points ago +1 / -1

Vegetable president Banana republic

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Pelosi_Halitosis 0 points ago +1 / -1

Would be funnier if it was still a Banana Republic, but the image was a fucking potato.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fuck it, it's a Potato Republic!

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