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MAGAguitar 81 points ago +82 / -1

Atomic Don

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Melania2032 35 points ago +35 / -0

Detonation Donald

TNT Trump

Dynamite Donny

Trinitrotoluene Trump

Come on folks help me out here

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FlySciFiGuy 29 points ago +29 / -0

MOAB MAGA

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SpudGun 22 points ago +22 / -0

MEGATON MAGA

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ForsakenForeskin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mighty Morphine MAGALODON

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LaPastillaEscarlata 8 points ago +8 / -0

So dumb but I'm still laughing and upvoting.

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DonaldismyNigga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dynamic MAGA Galactic MAGA Universal MAGA Eternal MAGA Inifinite MAGA

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jpower 3 points ago +4 / -1

DON DA BOMB

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UndeadRevolver 13 points ago +13 / -0

MAGATRON

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Atomic Maga!

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +4 / -2

I approve this message!

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MAGA_Toaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

My brokerage account is ready.

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pburgpait 10 points ago +10 / -0

A million MAGAtons

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DonaldismyNigga 3 points ago +3 / -0

A small loan of a million MAGAtons

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Win_or_Die 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ultra Nuclear,

Mega Maga

Kaga Fraga

Geotus Rex

Eternius,

is what we call him down at the swimming hole.

At least, until the acid starts kicking in.

At that point most of us just make a big sorta ''mushroom cloud of Maga'' sign, raising our our arms, and say ''THa DuDE, MannN!''

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UltraFrogMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hydrogen hunter vs doomsday Donald?

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super Tengen Toppa Daimaga Don

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Meister_Bockmist 8 points ago +8 / -0

The real Dr. Manhattan

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Coprolite 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alpha Don.

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UpTrump 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yeah Trump called up the military, gave them the codes, and they launched the nukes. They thought he was Joe! Reddit will eat that one up

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smoke_yeed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh Jesus. Maybe that’s why NYC issued that nuclear safety PSA. It would not be beneath them to nuke NYC if Trump could somehow be blamed for facilitating it. God help us all.

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THERMONUCLEARMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's what U1 was for. Nukes have a signature that identifies where it originated geologically. They can now use nukes that give off our signature, pretending like it's all drumpf's fault.

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the only way to be sure.

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RabidZoo 20 points ago +20 / -0

ORANGE MAN RAD. . .IATED

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Coprolite 18 points ago +18 / -0

What will be the fallout?

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first_amendment 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ernest goes to jail?

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CrustySockpuppet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ba-dum-pishh 🥁

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yodayoda [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good one!

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IForgotToAddAnEmail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preferable number 5 and not another online one.

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Girthquakes 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait! No! This wasnt supposed to happen! Why wont you abandon Trump? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -Some dumb fucking lefty right now

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My_dick_screamed 13 points ago +13 / -0

They just keep leveling him up.

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yodayoda [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what could be next. #QuasarMAGA ?

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Boruzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save this one before it gets buried:

Evolution of MAGA

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RyanUpCreek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Light is a disinfectant

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fuckoffspez 4 points ago +4 / -0

As is gamma radiation

Dare I say gamma rays are an ultra disinfectant

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THERMONUCLEARMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOTS!

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My_dick_screamed 3 points ago +3 / -0

what a name

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yodayoda [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

THIS!

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Matt_Holladay 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nuclear MAGA vs the Sub-Humans

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My_dick_screamed 10 points ago +14 / -4

Oh come on now. Who elected you to preach what it means to be MAGA? I don't have a problem with gays who mind their own business. Groomers can get fucked but just being homosexual isn't enough in my mind to deem someone a piece of shit.

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LordGiveMeLight 8 points ago +9 / -1

I remember saying years ago that this culture shift would eventually evolve into a patriot pissing contest. Are we getting close yet?

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IForgotToAddAnEmail 6 points ago +7 / -1

Come on man, can't you see my opinions are better than yours at every level?

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TruckACuck -1 points ago +3 / -4

This isn’t 1776 retard. You’re an ignorant monkey living 300 years in the past. There is nothing wrong with someone being gay so long as they’re keeping it to themselves. You’re honestly just as hateful and crazy as the radical left.

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TruckACuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

You just hate gays dude, stop fronting lol seriously. You’ll be mad forever over something that’s never changing or going away. Seethe and cope cuck.

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TruckACuck -2 points ago +1 / -3

What you’re discussing is a pipe dream of a bygone era. It’s never coming back dude, get over it and stop romanticizing ignorance.

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TruckACuck -1 points ago +1 / -2

Aww Did the gay dude fuck your wife cleetus? 🤣🤣🤣

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

How many times over 9,000 is he by now?

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TenaciousDT 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say... about 9,000 times

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GivingTheBird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao, that makes his powerlevel nearly 81 million.

It is 81 million at least and rising.

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ubermk3 7 points ago +7 / -0

The U.S. administrative state and federal agencies have gone completely psychotic and appear to be willing to do anything in a desperate attempt to avoid prosecution and punishment for their corruption and crimes against humanity.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoever made this needs to change the biohazard symbols to radioactive symbols.

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fr33d0mTruck 4 points ago +4 / -0

next logical step is obviously SupernovaMaga

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 5 points ago +5 / -0

🎶😎🎸🎶

Someday you will find we

Caused a MAGA landslide

In a Campaign Supernova in the sky

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

you’re my border wall

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂👍

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

So since they've run out of options, the plan now for the midterm elections is to set off a nuclear device in the United States killing hundreds of thousands and blaming it on Donald Trump.

Message received.

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teamshred 1 point ago +1 / -0

Small potatoes compared to how many they killed with remdesivir, ventilators, suppressing ivermectin, gain of function research, etc. Although at least that was just killing fatties and old people who were all near death anyway.

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dmlaney 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't say the N word

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IForgotToAddAnEmail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maga

Maga Hardcore

Doesn't matter what you choose

It's all Nuclear, to the core.

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UltraFrogMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes got the codes!!

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still have the Time Magazine hahahaha!!

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UpdootVeteran 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m glad I’m with the group that just makes fun of everything lol

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Mrpepelovesall 2 points ago +2 / -0

They make the memes for us.

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Weeweeonthednc 1 point ago +1 / -0

HEROSIE-Don

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nuclear MAGA detected.

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Mungo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hadron collider MAGA

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finalcountdown0101 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want the t-shirt!!!!!!!!

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volumedealer1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs to be a full print shirt

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MAGA_Toaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chynah Syndrome

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Hardcore_Facestab 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is the next step in this glorious evolution? I do not know, but I am exited to see it.

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PAinsider 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Trump really take the red button with him? sarc

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mega-Michael Jackson-Oprah Whinphry-Micheal Obama- Grandpa Joe-Ultra Buttfuck MAGA WW3 TRUMP!!!

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck yes dude bros

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UlfricTrumpcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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Neutral_admin 1 point ago +1 / -0

MagaTomic

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Kavvfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nuclear Clothes

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Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eventually we will evolve into Marvel #SkybeamMaga

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RedPillMAGALegend 0 points ago +1 / -1

MUSHROOM CLOUD MAGA!!!

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TinyHats -3 points ago +2 / -5

All the important shit going on and this is pinned...

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UndercoverSpez 11 points ago +12 / -1

He unclassified the documents before he left the Whitehouse

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TrueFlagPatriot420 -4 points ago +2 / -6

Didn’t answer my question at all but ok

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TrueFlagPatriot420 0 points ago +3 / -3

And you’re a pussy cuck

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Goldsteinbergsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

To the death, right? Because that's the only proper way to duel. It's very civilized and gentlemenly.

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Resist_and_Bite 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's time we admit that Trump's been working on building his own nukes in the Mar-a-Lago basement. We also need to face the fact his rallies are just a front for his travel around the country as he steals the parts necessary for his own ICBM.

I blame Barron. He's both tall and knows computers and nukes are also tall and have computers in them.

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Matt_Holladay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick Someone put Trumps head on a mad scientist picture.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +4 / -1

Holy shit you're retarded. And fuck you for your "red line".

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do you even for a second really believe he was hoarding nuclear secrets to hand out to whoever? Really? Are you seriously that fucking dumb? Their reason for the raid changed at least 3 times before they settled on muh nuclear secrets bullshit.

Think, retard.

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FlySciFiGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried arguing with this guy on a different post. He won’t listen to reason. He insists that Trump stole nuclear documents, and also insists that the president can’t declassify nuclear materials because of the Atomic Energy Acts. Less than 2 minutes of searching, however, revealed that presidents can indeed declassify such material whenever they wish. He shut up after being confronted with that.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something tells me he's a fellow caterpillar anyway. Thanks for saving me some time going back and forth with the dumb fuck.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hey retard, apparently 90% of this site does otherwise the main defense wouldn’t be “it’s fine because he declassified it”

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Liberty_Prime 1 point ago +2 / -1

He didn't.

We know it's bullshit.

We're mocking them.

Have a great weekend.

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ridge3z 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except all the other times where you're trying to portray yourself as something you're not. What's with all the dishonesty?

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