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michelleobama22 37 points ago +56 / -19

WHAT IS THIS BOOMER CRAP?

this page is a rally for donald, not nana's facebook page

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TommyJarvis 12 points ago +16 / -4

That was my thought too.

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

hekkin yea fren! tendies!

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wiombims 7 points ago +12 / -5

Can't grasp the importance of owning land and water so your kids can run free. KEK. I can't even.

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DieHeretic 6 points ago +9 / -3

Cityfags think concrete is the natural state of outdoors.

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wiombims 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was driving through middle of nowhere virginia last week. I rolled down the window and I could TASTE the individual flowers in the meadow as the air filled my lungs for a few miles. The grass was so sweet, it smelled like what sugar cane juice tastes like. It was awesome!

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TheRPatriot -1 points ago +1 / -2

Quiet, and go chill at the local sonic in your F-150

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

lifted f150

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +3 / -1

own the land eh? how much property tax rent to big govt do you pay hmm? seems like ya really dont own it do ya?

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll get no argument from me there. But the alternative is the concrete pad and there's a measurable psychological and developmental impact that has on human beings. Land, water, and air are not just commodities. They are essential to human life. And you need more of them to thrive instead of merely existing. In that sense, you are an apex predator and people ought to act like it. We are not cows to be pastured in a parking lot with yellow #5 and maltodextrin slop. And the government shouldn't treat us like cows and milk us.

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

i agreed with everything you said up until you mentioned getting milked

😏😏

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Barthaneous 7 points ago +19 / -12

It's not boomer crap when all of American history was like this. Don't be a noob at reality. I'm 34 years old and raise my kids exactly like this. Fuck modern culture. It's sucks and full of faggot nerds . Time to go back when men allowed their kids to live outside and have adventure rather than playing video games

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

the life? lovely

the meme format? smells like unwashed asshole and denture cream.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

btw whats wrong with vidya, you uncultured swine?

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Grindelwald 0 points ago +4 / -4

The comment is written by “Michelle Obama22”, so….

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are the reason men remain Boyz.

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

hahaaaaa

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Global_Tornado -2 points ago +1 / -3

Urban kids have "adventures" all the time

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

gibs me dat! dinduuuu!

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Datamancer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gen X you faggot

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

okay queer!

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sore after the FBI ran a train on you?

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michelleobama22 0 points ago +1 / -1

at least someone ran around here....😏

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LoadedMonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can tell how old they are by the jpeg quality. That poor image has been emailed by many a grandmother before making its way here

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michelleobama22 1 point ago +2 / -1

imagines an old timey rolling press printer operated by a man in a vest with bicep garters

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ChynahIzAzzhole 22 points ago +22 / -0

Chores on Saturday morning before heading out to play outside.

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AngelMark 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had to clean entire house w mom every sat morning before I could go out! Brother had to mow lawn n take out trash 😒

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Global_Tornado -2 points ago +1 / -3

And people wonder why young are opting out of homes with lawns...

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 17 points ago +19 / -2

Yeah. Millenial, meaning late 30s. One of the few who got my ass beat for running my mouth, taught to say "yes sir/ma'am," and that manners are mandatory.

Some of us had a good upbringing.

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ericcart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roughly the same age and was raised similarly. Disciplinary parents, worked as a paperboy, hand-me-down clothes, got smacked for swearing, church every Sunday etc. While I had some great memories and Im thankful to have grown up without social media and smart phones, it was also pretty rough and Im not sure life was better back then for kids (generally speaking).

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Global_Tornado 0 points ago +4 / -4

The entire communist regime of 70-80 year old pedophiles in Washington had that same upbringing.

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clever.

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thehumbleme 14 points ago +16 / -2

Raising my children that way now. It’s hard homeschooling right now, even though this is what we planned for years before the lockdowns. We’re financially strapped.

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AngelMark 13 points ago +13 / -0

I loved that I had to be home every night for dinner! My friends who turned out to be YUGE losers were the ones whose moms didn’t cook for them every night. They ran the streets with no rules and would make fun of me for running home every night at 6pm for dinner. I think they were jealous!

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thehumbleme 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yup, we’re all home cooked meals, and rarely ever eat out. We have a large focus on alternative education, with an emphasis on talking and communicating, as well as morals/ethics. People give criticism on my methods, saying that children don’t understand many of the concepts we’re teaching them. They’re right, which is WHY you do it early and with repetition like everything else. They don’t understand how to use words or ride a bike unless you teach them, so how are other concepts any different? I’ve always hated the phrase “The raising of children”, because it involves the wrong mindset about what children are, and how we are to raise them. You never hear (or rarely hear) people say they are raising calves, puppies, kids (goats), or any other word that defines the adolescent stage of any given species, but rather hear people refer to the raising of the adult version of that animal. They raise cows, dogs, goats, etc. In that same likeness, I say we’re raising them to be adults, not children. Because of that, I teach early on that fun and happiness are a consequence of other decisions, with fun being more of a tool than an objective, and that they should rarely ever be pursued for their own sake. Take joy in life where you can, but taking responsibility and owning your plot in life is the ultimate goal. Going to stop now before I just go on a tangent.

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Norwayhastrolls 6 points ago +6 / -0

All my friends had strict dinner times too. We played every sport in the street on asphalt. Our by cycles were cobbled together and we put miles on them. My dad had the loudest voice. He would just yell my names out the window. I could hear it on the next street over. We collected glass bottles for candy money. We climbed every tree. We ate fruit off trees. Drank out of hoses. Had an occasional fist fight. No parents around. Both worked. If you wanted allowance you had to work for it mowing the lawns front and back. Wash both cars. Pick up the dog shit. All for 5 bucks. Enough to take the bus to the mall to see a movie. Walked to school since kindergarten. We knew all the neighbors. Tv shows were events. Didn't wear shoes all summer. We wore thongs. Our shorts were cutoffs. Forbidden to swim in those. Clogs the filter they said. School lunch consisted of sun warmed bologna sandwiches. We had excellent Saturday morning cartoons. Halloween had everyone out trick or treating. 4th of July was a smokie dream in the streets. We Used road flares to light the stuff. We explored the sewer systems. For rain runoff. Underground like the dwarves of moria. We built treehouses. Played on construction sites. Taught ourselves to drive at 13. Played tackle football at recess. Went to school with runny noses. That's all I got.

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MagaShoghi 2 points ago +2 / -0

You wore a thong AND played tackle football on the street? Either a strange guy or a tomboy.

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sandinyourteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

silly! (you do know flip flops were "thongs" right?)

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Anti-Uniparty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will never forget complaining to a friend about the neighbor kids that got to do anything they wanted. My friend said, yeah but I've never heard their Mom tell them she loves them. 😢 I was a blessed child. 💖

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Keiichi81 12 points ago +17 / -5

#FacebooksFromGrandpa

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OneBigMaga -2 points ago +2 / -4

Stupid kids don't understand that the lack of this is what made them stupid losers. Go back to playing COD, faggot.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Playing COD as a teen is why I don't get offended when some retarded cock-gobbling boomer calls me a faggot online. Go back to struggling to figure out the TV remote and watching your mainstream news, grandpa.

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PlaidLad 10 points ago +10 / -0

That not eating what you're served makes me so damn mad. Someone takes the time & effort to make a meal for you -- EAT IT! Even as a child I understood this & never had to be told to eat my food. My oldest granddaughter dosen't understand that concept of eating what's served (no problem with the youngest granddaughter & grandson, they just shovel it in). My wife will worry over this ungrateful girl as she sits there not eating. She will offer to fix the kid something else. I always get pissed & say, "THIS is what we're eating. Take it or leave it." I'm seen as being a hardass for having this attitude, but I don't care. It's so rude not to eat a home meal prepared with love.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 3 points ago +4 / -1

My nephew is the same way. Won't eat anything but chicken nuggets, bread, and junk. My sister has groomed him into blaming everything on him being "autistic". A lot of kids have autism, he ain't one of them. His parents have just failed him in every conceivable way.

It's why I try my damnedest to teach him what I can. Hell, I got him to eat steak a few days ago for the first time, and he loved it.

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Anti-Uniparty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't imagine making Mom work double time. So very disrespectful

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +4 / -3

Yeah, why wouldn't a child like your overcooked rubber steak and disgusting microwaved frozen vegetable medley? Ingrates!

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PlaidLad 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's my wife's cooking & she's a great cook. Anyone who chooses to eat at our table is well fed. So, enjoy your Hot Pockets & fuck off.

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Carolinareaper 9 points ago +10 / -1

Me

Eat it or wear it was my family

And I was hardly ever inside unless it was winter

Even then I'd make snow forts

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gspatton58 [S] 19 points ago +26 / -7

In my house, we had two choices for dinner: take it or leave it! Good times.

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LampshadeDisco 10 points ago +10 / -0

Idk....cooked beets are pretty gross. Spent a lot of time in the dark at the table NOT eating them.

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ThoughtCrimeConvict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cooked cabbage. Dad - You're going to eat it all. And if you puke, you're going to eat that too.

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I spent some time at the dark table.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too, my friend, me too.

Funny thing now is, many years later, I actually kindof like beets.

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anachrotech 1 point ago +2 / -1

No- liver is beyond gross

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LampshadeDisco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fried with onions...blech.

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YaharaRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember a time where the child was griping about the food and the mother said, "It's just ONE MEAL. It doesn't have to be the best thing you ever tasted, it just has to get you to the next meal." The child ate it.

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Farage_massage 5 points ago +11 / -6

Cringe, boomer-tier template, but yes, the message holds true.

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Norwayhastrolls -2 points ago +3 / -5

Gen x ya nonce

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

These retards only know boomer because that's what the other retards keep saying. I remember when I was nieve enough to think I knew more than people with more life experience than me. I now have enough life experience to understand that I knew nothing back then.

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wisdom my fren. It takes time.

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AngelMark 5 points ago +6 / -1

My mom was an awesome cook so no problem eating anything she put on a plate! One night she had nothing for dinner and decided to open a jar of Ragu that someone had given her in a gift basket. Mom only served homemade sauce and this was the first time we were trying sauce from a jar. we all took one bite and mom said Oh no this is awful don’t eat it and she and dad took us to McDonald’s! Never had jar sauce again! 😂

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gspatton58 [S] 1 point ago +4 / -3

Amen. Nothing like homemade.

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YaharaRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

We liked jarred sauce fine, but nobody in our house would eat anything canned by La Choy 😂 Disgusting slop!

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Judiwont 4 points ago +6 / -2

WhEN I wAs a KiD…

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Humongus 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my house if you didn’t eat what was for dinner, you’d get a whooping, sent to bed and be fed the exact same thing for every meal until it was consumed. Those were the days.

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sounds like abuse, lol. Good ol times

Makes you wonder why things went to shit with such great parenting

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

It builds character and teaches you the value of not putting things off. The reason things have gone to shit is because the government started treating disciplining your children like it was abuse. There was a time where if you were rude to your elders, you would get a whomping and if you went home and told your parents they would give you a whomping too. Now you are all growing up as spoiled degenerates.

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being rude to Xiden the elder deserves a whomping? Lol

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

cinnamon toast w/ bfast at a relatives house - had to clear the plate to go back outside... never ate it... sat at that table until 3pm... shakes fist cinnamon toast.. my nemesis ...

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Anti-Uniparty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me with those disgusting canned peas in day care. Since the dining area became the nap area....they finally had to relent as they needed to fold the table away. 😁 I HATE canned peas 🤮🤮🤮

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Mudbutt 3 points ago +6 / -3

Boomer meme

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123breadman 0 points ago +5 / -5

Too much boomer in this meme

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DieHeretic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Charlie Brown was a faggoty little low-t bitch who should have slapped the shit out of Lucy first time she opened her whore mouth and talked shit to him, but instead grew up to have children who don't know if they want to be a boy or a girl and he's ok wth that.

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mikejones 3 points ago +3 / -0

90's kids know this.

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ThunderInYourHeart 2 points ago +3 / -1

I agree, but this is some Facebook level shit.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm raising my kids like this now

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Global_Tornado -3 points ago +2 / -5

Amber Alert in 3... 2... 1...

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SquirreleeDan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember once getting the option to eat or to go to bed, I chose the latter. Lesson I learned that day was that it wasn’t really a choice haha.

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MCLSUSAN2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup!...And we had chores and responsibilities!

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CheapChinesePlastic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now you're a spoiled fat decadent boomer

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EndofQuote 2 points ago +2 / -0

"If I didn't eat what Mom cooked, I didn't eat."

Not me. If I didn't eat my veggies, I was not allowed to leave the table until I cleaned my plate, even if it meant sitting there for hours after everyone else was finished, which happened quite often.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

After enough times not eating, they eventually gave up and allowed me to just make something else.

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OneBigMaga 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's why you grew up to be a loser.

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +2 / -1

How many foreign rapefugee pedophiles did the government put within 1 mile of your house when you were a boomer child?

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Anti-Uniparty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't imagine having a 2nd meal prepared especially for me. I would've felt terrible for making Mom work twice as hard.

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Deets3434 1 point ago +3 / -2

Didn't know I signed up for the facebooks when I made an account here

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DeportAntifa 1 point ago +6 / -5

Nice boomer meme but yeah. Simpler times

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Norwayhastrolls 0 points ago +1 / -1

You skipped one

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at all the little children calling everything boomer. These poor little kids will never really be an adult, no matter how old they get.

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Jack_Burton 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is boomer cringe

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Owl_Eyes_Alpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah and then everyone had cell phones staring in 2004. Life seemed better before then, but I might be just missing my childhood

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Crockett 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And then I never let my children play anywhere or with anything not considered child-safe by at least 3 regulatory bodies; I made sure they were heavily supervised at all times, and whenever they were out of my sight, I forced them to call me to check in every two hours; I made sure they always ate, no matter what, (because the TV told me it was important and other parents would judge me if I didn't) even if it meant getting fast food or pizza to make them happy, or because I had no time too cook because my career was such a high priority."

"And yet for some reason, this generation is all soft and whiny."

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, with a father whose bellowing voice hollerin may name could be heard down the street.

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Bill_Mitchell 0 points ago +3 / -3

Not me, grade A certified buttbaby.

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michelleobama22 2 points ago +3 / -1

true

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Froynlavenfroynlaven 0 points ago +8 / -8

What's this retarded boomer meme doing here?

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Norwayhastrolls -1 points ago +2 / -3

GEN X has entered the chat

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Global_Tornado 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, like he said, boomer

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Life noob

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Spezz 0 points ago +2 / -2

gay meme tickling that dogs penis but yuh i’m 30 this the way it was

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Amnd21 0 points ago +0 / -0

Fucking forwards from grandma over here. Not why we’re here. 🤡👞👞

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Global_Tornado 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bitter vegetables are torture. Old people have different taste buds. And most of your parents can't cook for shit since there were so many warnings about undercooked meat.

And you young retards that grill every meal are feeding your kids carcinogens and cancer from the teflon in your cookware. Good times.

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LolitaExpressPilot -1 points ago +7 / -8

OK boomer

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123breadman -1 points ago +1 / -2

Parents called my cell an yelled for me.

I played outside and online.

If I didn't eat what mom cooked, I would get something from the fridge. Was there only 1 thing to eat back in the dark ages?

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Anti-Uniparty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes because the other grocery items were budgeted for later in the week.

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YaBoiJacob -1 points ago +6 / -7

Damn that's boomer as fuck

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SpaceForceMAGA -1 points ago +2 / -3

WHAT IN THE BOOMER FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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Hunters10incher 2 points ago +3 / -1

Needs more minions on it

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samross -3 points ago +1 / -4

Me too. But nowadays I find myself fantasizing about going back in time with an iphone and giving it to my younger self so he may be regarded as a freaking GOD by his contemporaries in the 80's and 90's

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SaltyWife -3 points ago +3 / -6

Playing outside is overrated

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +3 / -2

Why? You scared of the street?

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +3 / -2

You can tell who lives in the basement gaming all day, afraid of outside.

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gspatton58 [S] -4 points ago +1 / -5

Said no one… EVER!