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itbeginswithus 76 points ago +76 / -0

Treason is my red line too. the democrats have been committing treason for decades.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 11 points ago +11 / -0

For real!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. Democrats crossed that line long ago.

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lefty295 56 points ago +56 / -0

I just spoke with an ultra leftist neighbor. I asked why he thought he was a woman. Haven't seen him in days now. Wonder what happened.

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South_Florida_Guy 27 points ago +27 / -0

43%

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GoGoGadgetGringo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just hang in there, they’ll swing around soon

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anon072921 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check the chandelier.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is “hesheit” a biologist?!?!

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Bubblegumbro 26 points ago +26 / -0

“Ultraconservative” probably voted for JEB

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todayabetterme 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ultraconservative = Debated whether he'd get his 10th booster this week or put it off until next week since he was still sore from his wife's boyfriend's visit.

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Alice_is_Tired 21 points ago +21 / -0

As if they would live near or tolerate a Conservative.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. These leftist ideologues wouldn't even speak with anyone they even suspected of being slightly conservative.

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MaverickRobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a real thing.

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Eric42 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately they do live near conservatives. I wish they'd all stay in cities, but their dumb ass policies push them to move to "cheaper" (conservative) areas. Then they just keep voting their same dumb ass ways.

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Schiffblower 20 points ago +20 / -0

hahaha they always have a neighbor with a red line

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

As if that neighbor would not already know that anything being reported by the FBI or MSM is complete and total bullshit.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fantasy stories these idiots come up with to virtue signal are hilarious.

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thelastlast 15 points ago +15 / -0

omg this is delicious, they really are trying to run with the nuclear secrets thing

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DisbandTheCIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's no limit to how stupid you can be when your life depends on it!

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BobFartsmith 12 points ago +12 / -0

Swing from pines u commie scum

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chinless faggot is full of shit.

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cantrememberpassword 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedes it's true. Trump took top secret nuclear documents and that's why the FBI hasn't arrested him yet like everyone else who stole top secret documents. It all makes sense!

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dorsalmorsel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Such a faggot. Probably gay too, but 100% a faggot.

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suitwo_wtr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well lets see, for the last 6 years and more they called him a Russian agent and that he was elected by Russia to help them gain power, the media have and to this day still push similar bullshit, anyone who claims to have never wavered in their support of Trump would be fully aware of this and know that anything and everything the media claims is crap. For that to change all of a sudden makes absolutely no sense.

Oh what's that, the FBI are claiming for the upteenth time that Trump did something bad again? Well I didn't beleive them all those other times and all were proven to be false accusations, but this time they must be telling the truth.

Also funny how every single leftist manage to simultaneously live in cities which are overrun by them worse than the rats which inhabbit them to but every day claim to find a MAGA individual who says that the latest allegation is the last straw.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol then a unicorn carrying a leprechaun came galloping by being chased by Bigfoot.

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL, "tHaTs It Im DoNe WiTh TrUmP" ::takes off red MAGA velour jogging suit and helicopters weiner::

For being lying pieces of shit, they sure are bad at it.

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Niqlndym 5 points ago +5 / -0

These “I just spoke with my ultra conservative _______” tweets are among my favorites. Very entertaining.

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s not how nuclear codes work. This guy is showing how retardant both he and his ultra gay neighbor are. Those codes are changed, sometimes daily. Trump can’t just call up Jim-Bob stationed in a silo in New Mexico and spout off some codes that launch an ICBM. There are specific controls, input sources and protocols that matter

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wadewatts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Libtards aren't capable of having a reasonable conversation like that.

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FUSnowflake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once again, why do these photographers ALWAYS make their subjects look like they have ped0gheyface?

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morememesplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do these scumbags always go over the top with their lies? I can believe the story more if was a mild Trump-supporter.... but an ultra-conservative Trump loyalist?

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substantialmajestic 3 points ago +3 / -0

We created Trump. Trump didn't create us.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jon Cooper is a liar, and, an obvious one at that.

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Fuck_reddit34 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t believe this nuke shit for a minute.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an idiot, nobody believes him lol.

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journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s my red line too, that’s why I love helicopter memes.

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very likely didn't happen, but is still possible. However, Trump didn't have nuclear codes, so even then this hypothetical ultra-conservative would have no reason to stop supporting Trump.

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HotCarl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jon Cooper doesn't have any friends that he speaks to, much less conservative friends.

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VirtueVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists always lie

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

and everybody clapped

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden and 0bama

(Fake and Gay)

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todayabetterme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well shit. Since this faggot made up a story I guess I'll stop supporting Trump!

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Americafuqyeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pshhh, get this off reddit?

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ChynaBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ultraconservative, but hasn't yet learned all the hoaxes committed by fake news and FBI over the past 5 yrs?

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HadrianTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a lying fag

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Wrathofwretchcmox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh they’re going back to this shill tactic? Any normal person wouldn’t give a fuck about this. But of course its the lefties way of thinking “ oh , if X who is like me stops supporting Y then I guess ill stop too?” Retards.

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Miserable-maybe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao said no one ever

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Rydanovich 1 point ago +2 / -1

bIG IF TrUE

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Americafuqyeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, and then everyone clapped

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BabbleRabble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool.... Keep pushing that BS... Just gonna red pill more normies in the end.

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THERMONUCLEARMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

lel! All their fake stories are the same. It's just a copy of some post legitimately made in the early 90's.

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at that face. Would this total faggot lie?!

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wakingmajority 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is such a party dedicated faggot.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

That neighbor's name?

Albert Einstein.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cooper is a leftist political hack with a history of ridiculous lies.

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jdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know one Trump supporter that actually believes this nuke nonsense after all the other FBI BS.

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

His conservative neighbor just happens to be Rachel Madcow.

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

This exact tweet could have been posted five years ago when they started the Russian collusion story. But this time it's different!

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Kano 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep totally not true because a reasonable person understand they have lied several times about him and this is just another one of them. They are literally throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks untill he is guilty of something so he can't run. They may get him for jaywalking tho.

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honkdeezee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see a '"saytheline"twitterbot.jpg' incoming ............