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deleted 81 points ago +81 / -0
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englishpleb 59 points ago +59 / -0

Wasn't this Swallowswell dude banging a Chinese spy?

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JMaN 26 points ago +26 / -0

All the jackasses targeting Trump are actually compromised. That explains all of their bull shit.

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KS-76- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump has all the right enemies.

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forth2win 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yea and his ass should be in prison for aiding the Chinese Communist Party spy Fang Fang.

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anotherthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

While being on the House Intelligence Committee, which he's still on.

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morememesplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget he farted on live TV!!!

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Greenhills 44 points ago +44 / -0

These people are apoplectic. Why? Because their entire self worth is based on doing a job they think they are specialized to do. Because that’s what they’ve told you for 50 years. From the think tanks to the Connecticut Street pharma lobbiests, they all think they’re smarter than the rest of the country. No one can understand foreign policy but them. And trump stole their most precious asset. Every FBI agent, ever last Bush Republican one of them, hates Trump. Why? Because Trump can erase their elitism in a second, in front of the entire world.

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JMaN 20 points ago +20 / -0

A lot of people have seen through their "elitism" for a long, long time. President Trump just thoroughly knocked the shit out of their fantasy world and they are feeling scared and extremely threatened.

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Emodius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. People pretending to be alphas hate it when a real man shows up and straightens them out

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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile, the Sigma's are laughing and watching the world burn.

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Space_Force [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

I look forward to Eric "Bang Bang Fang Fang" Salwell's trial for treason.

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SeizureSuitLarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to bet that Eric can't even do that well

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SecedeNOW 24 points ago +24 / -0

So basically everything this pedo says, believe the exact opposite.

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Visceroth 20 points ago +20 / -0

If you've waited to get on the Trump train for the past 7 years, now's the time to climb aboard. Whatever you think isn't going on, it is. Trump declassified those documents. He's legally exposing DOJ corruption. This is going to be beautiful. It's time to stand with him.

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sobriquet 9 points ago +9 / -0

fuck yeah! no mothafucken brakes on this train! HOP ON FAGGOT, IT'S MAGA TIME!

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way.

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Relictus_Patriae 20 points ago +20 / -0

This fag is squirming and convulsing as his end draws near. Let them get it out.

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Ex-libtard 15 points ago +15 / -0

lol i like pseudoscience and communism now

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RoninIV 15 points ago +15 / -0

Which end of his digestive tract did this statement emit from?

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elementaryMyDearFags 14 points ago +14 / -0

No thanks Fag. Cops are grown adults who are accountable for their actions. We are the same. Most cops are in it for the power not to return the power to the people through honest work and civic justice.

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OIKOBOIKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fed faggots are not cops anyway. Cops are local and held accountable by being visible in the community, these fed faggots live in the filthy swamp in DC and should be executed like the gestapo they larp as.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Better listen to the guy that has been repeatedly wrong for 8 years

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thelastlast 9 points ago +9 / -0

he says this every 5 months after every new scam.

does it seems to be working fartypants?

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greenroomsh 9 points ago +9 / -0

Says the guy who was sleeping with a Chinese spy.

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arkivx 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Trump train just got 10 cars longer.

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MagaMan91 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the wall just got 10 ft taller.

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Benwa1985-2 9 points ago +9 / -0

FART NOISE

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HeavenlyTrumpets 8 points ago +11 / -3

Lol. Yeah. I totally believe that he stole nuclear secrets and hid them at .ar a Lago in a safe next to Melania's dresses.

In other news I'm now retarded

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Sticky 2 points ago +2 / -0

More believable than Trump being a super duper russian spy honestly

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HeavenlyTrumpets -2 points ago +1 / -3

True

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AuPhalanx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Since when do elected representatives of the United States threaten American citizens, no matter their political affiliation? This has been happening a LOT lately. If anyone needs a reminder that these people hate you and want you dead, then here it is again!

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy threatened to nuke Americans.

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_Sully_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why does this asshole care who supports Trump? Clearly his real problem is with patriotic Americans and not Trump.

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Visceroth 8 points ago +8 / -0

All of us standing together makes it impossible for him to win. He wants everyone isolated and scared.

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cantrememberpassword 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is an individual, we are all individuals. We are also innocent until proven guilty. Hell Trump hasn't even been charged.

Sounds like another IRS audit that turns out Chicago / Illinois owed Trump $1 million.

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PEPEpeepee 6 points ago +6 / -0

These mother fuckers have been lying to us for seven years. Why would we all the sudden start believing them now. I hope DT goes full authoritarian when he gets back in power and mass executes all these fucking traitors.

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Pepper2 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is straight up classic projecting

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RedPillosopher1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welp boys, looks like the rides over, time to pack it up and go home.

Things MAGA will never say.

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Suture_Self 6 points ago +6 / -0

He must be talking about the train running behind him because the Trump train doesn't stop, the sumbitch doesn't even have any brakes!

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay Mr. fang fang bang bang. hahahahaha!

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Space_Force [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that David Bowie song!

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LolOkFBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHA THEY ARE SO SCARED

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Lesko_Badcop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that Fang Fang's baby?

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sully 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironic coming from a guy married to a literal Chinese spy.

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Forbidden_outcast 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not married to her, she just honeypotted him and helped catapult him into position.

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fuckfortysix 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is the last human being on earth I would take any advice from. I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire.

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Emodius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol says the ass-trumpeter who fucks Chinese spies like it's a day ending in 'y'.

Moron lol.

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MAGA_____bitches 5 points ago +5 / -0

WHAT A FAGGOT SWALWELL IS

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

My body is ready for another 7 years.

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MeMargie 5 points ago +5 / -0

More people are boarding the train,step aside Eric, no commies.

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AngelMark 5 points ago +5 / -0

So fucking gay like every other hoax!

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AmericanScholar373 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just when I thought he achieved peak faggotry...

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TGNX 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Put a target on the backs of cops."

That would be Obama.

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JayKay1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fartwell talking shit again..

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ChynahIzAzzhole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still banging communist chinese spies?

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MetalRiddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Toot, toot, motherfucker.

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TheOneWhoKnocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this the guy who shit himself on TV? Orthe one who jerked off on a zoom call? Or the one who was banging a Chinese spy?

I really can't keep all these clownworld characters straight anymore.

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all do the same shit.

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holytrpbatman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two out of three for swallows

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agave_lime 4 points ago +4 / -0

So out of the millions of paper records Trump created, he had what, a closet full of documents at his house where he worked when outside of Washington?

And I'm supposed to believe it takes a criminal mastermind in order to accidentally leave some work papers at his house?

It's almost like Swalwell has never had a job.

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being a Chinese mole technically is a job.

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Moldymaltquaffer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahem. ACAB.

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CovfefeAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Secret according to Fart.

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RIP_NWO 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy is such a LARPer

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GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m bolting myself in place and greasing the wheels on the brakeless train.

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AbsoluteChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like I stole my car right out of my garage when I drove it this morning.

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TheGrooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok Fang Fang

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Firespawn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swalwell is a cum sucking, gutter slut. His dumbass should be the last one speaking after he knowingly gave head to a Chinese spy.

Fucking punk ass bitch.

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FreakinA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha faggot

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok Sharting Fang Fang Banger

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only things coming to an "unexpected stop" are the political careers of Eric Swallowswell and Lez Chaney.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

target on the backs of COPs

Great!

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GarudaDarkblack 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I first read this I started wondering who could be so stupid that they would write this. Then I saw it was Swalwell and rolled my eyes because I should have guessed.