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South_Florida_Guy 316 points ago +319 / -3

hahaha this fucking guy

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jpower 97 points ago +100 / -3

Hahaha this guy fucking

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TakingBackCA 70 points ago +73 / -3

Guy fucking this hahaha.

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Liberty_Prime 55 points ago +60 / -5

Fucking hahaha this guy

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davidmode 44 points ago +47 / -3

This guy hahaha fucking

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Spawnlingman 31 points ago +33 / -2

Fuck guy this TRUMP 2023

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NinjaPlease 17 points ago +18 / -1

Fucking this guy hahaha

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Hanging_Chad 23 points ago +23 / -0

this guy fucks

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Mexicrat1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck hahaha guy? Nope sounds too Democrat

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toasty867 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guy hahaha fuckin this

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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SlumberBalu 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phuck

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Asilimum 53 points ago +53 / -0

Sadly it's fake, but he should do it

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BidensHairyLegs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh that’s a pity. Would have been God level trolling.

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invalid_data 17 points ago +17 / -0

Some based T-shirt company better be making some nuclear code shirts.

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Kingslayer 171 points ago +173 / -2

The fact that liberals get so unbelievably pissed about things like this is why he does it. Having a high intelligence is mandatory for a good sense of humor, which is why liberals get so mad at this, they literally can't comprehend the humor in it.

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TheThreeSeashells 76 points ago +76 / -0

Also why the Left can't meme.

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Physical_Remover 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not being able to laugh at things is so progressive.

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RonPaulWasRight 10 points ago +10 / -0

HOW CAN YOU LAUGH WHILE CAPITALISM AND THE PATRIARCHY STILL EXIST???

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rebuildingMyself 2 points ago +2 / -0

(ten seconds later)

"HAHAHA, fuck white people amirite? LOL!"

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Pukeahontas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Libtards : OMG he is using nuclear codes to fundraise BAN HIM

Lmao

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Serioush 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their response is "The right can't meme",

and that perfectly sums the whole issue up.

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except they make those 4 words into a paragraph.

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rebuildingMyself 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best memes from the left are just repackaged memes stolen from the right. Their meme "culture" is either degenerate cringe or bizarro world right-leaning memes.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

repackaged memes stolen from the right.

Which also explains why "entertainment" has turned to shit because it's the same tactic they've used for that. "Let's remake that movie or re-use that idea. We just have to change it a little to make it more woke." Of course, not realizing that all the woke changes are what strip their product of every ounce of enjoyment.

That said, I've never actually seen a good or meme from the Left, nor one that makes sense. Ever.

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whataboob 31 points ago +33 / -2

Bro, that creatures name is

Mueller, She Wrote

Lmao

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CannaFreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cringy as fuck podcast

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Apersonofinterest 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well they keep believing total lies no matter how many times they get duped. They think the nuke thing is super cereal. They just can’t accept that they’re the biggest suckers that have walked the planet.

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Hades440 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think it's as complicated as that. If the whole espionage, nuke codes thing was real and the person who did it was making jokes, it wouldn't be very funny.

 

The joke is that it's all such ridiculous bullshit there's no reason to be serious, but if they buy into the lie, there is no joke to get.

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emjayt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left’s only virtue is being offended. If you’re offended that means you’re oppressed. If you’re oppressed it means the system is unjust and stacked against you so therefore the leftist saviors have to tear it down to right all those wrongs. That’s their goal, to convince everyone that only they can remake our world into utopia.

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IncredibleMrE1 90 points ago +90 / -0

8008135

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frogface 30 points ago +30 / -0

Bingo. Kiev just went up in smoke.

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Coolgenner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keeve

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

KREEEEEEEve

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frogface 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, how about San Fransisco ?

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

San franshitsco

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Nibba 24 points ago +24 / -0

lol, he said boobies.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my good that’s hilarious, and now I have night giggles and tears.

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Easzq8 9 points ago +9 / -0

The codes are: Papa, Echo, November, oner, fiver

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Pederella 5 points ago +5 / -0

Took me three times through, but I got it.

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh that’s a tough one, a double switcheroo.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

False, the real code is:

November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Golf India Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform Uniform Papa

Alternate code:

November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Lima Echo Tango Yankee Oscar Uniform Delta Oscar Whiskey November

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Karma_Bus_Route_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was Foxtrot, Juliet, Bravo

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Easzq8 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lima Golf Bravo

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Nick_Papagiorgio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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THERMONUCLEARMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOOM BABY, TIME TO MAGA!!

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T471 56 points ago +56 / -0

if this is real, its epic...

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UndercoverSpez 46 points ago +46 / -0

It's not

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saltyviewer123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Literally Nuclear Epic

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it's real, I didn't get the email.

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realPhantomFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing on my end either 😔

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not real

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Melania2032 45 points ago +45 / -0

New codes:

69-420-45-47

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Jan6Insurrectionist 11 points ago +11 / -0

If that doesn't work try 13-50-109-1889

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7th_street 10 points ago +10 / -0

Backup: 86-75-30-9

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BigBadJim 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤘

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CampinAndBam 1 point ago +1 / -0

1776 always works for me

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6daysandrest 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is the 1889? I understand the others. It should be 52 though.

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TreeTop300 20 points ago +20 / -0

Are people really dumb enough to think nuke codes dont change?

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Joe_Snow 28 points ago +28 / -0

They wear masks while alone in their vehicles.

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ItsOkayToBeWight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best answer.

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justicein2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

to be fair.... for a long time... the "codes" on a bunch of shit were set to 0000000000

or they told us so. which is worse. maybe?

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Sloppyjosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try to remember how many 0s you typed is actually pretty hard tbh

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also I’m pretty sure just having whatever the codes are would do nothing. Like they aren’t just gonna take the codes from any rando to nuke and kill whoever without any sort of chain of command, events, or circumstances lol

“Guys someone with a random computer typed the nuke code in a message! Instead of verifying anything, like with the president, or military, or anything, let’s just release the nukes on someone random lmao”

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Seldom_Seen_Kid 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what I thought. Probably daily using a randomizer.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 17 points ago +17 / -0

Absolutely based mad lad.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Ultra Nuclear MAGA King Trollmaster-In-Chief

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TheJimmReaper 17 points ago +17 / -0

This timeline is simultaneously the best & worst timeline to be in right now

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006rbc 15 points ago +15 / -0

8-67-53-09

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peterthegreen 8 points ago +8 / -0

You don't know me, but you make me so happy 🤣

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heck we're old.

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Liberty_Prime 15 points ago +16 / -1

She's got Mueller in her twitter name! 🤣

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PatriotJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

beat me to it

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Nomad899 4 points ago +4 / -0

I D 10 T

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Mother_of_gains 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oddly enough, it's a joke to us too!

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turdinthepunch 10 points ago +10 / -0

he can't keep getting away with it!

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Snoman 7 points ago +8 / -1

Meanwhile, the MAGA/AF Trump endorsed candidates are all but begging for money to compete in Nov.

Another reason the Don should not announce till after Nov, so they can at least raise some pocket change and get minor attention.

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MajorClark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't let them use Trump to make money! I agree he should wait as long as he can. Let them work for a change.

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Joe_Snow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmfao. Plz be real. Plz be real!!!

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is a joke, just like this pussies Twitter handle.

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RedPillMAGALegend 7 points ago +8 / -1

SUPERBLY FAKE!!!

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Basilone 6 points ago +6 / -0

15-25-50-80 is -140. 140 is the number of characters on Twitter. Trump was famous for his tweets. Trust the plan!

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PatriotJuice 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any fucking retarded Trump-deranged leftist who still has a reference to "Mueller" in their bio deserves to seethe and rage...

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man, everyone knows Mueller took out Trump for his terrible Russian collusion! That's why they're grasping at straws with vague search warrants trying to find something, anything to stop Trump.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden's nuke codes are 1 2 3 4 5

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Incorrect, comrade, it is all 2's straight across because he keeps shitting the bed.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds like the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!

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HumblePig 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't think that's funny, you're wrong.

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Hangemh1gh 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don't call him GEOTUS for nothing.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a fucking joke to anyone with a brain cell.

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BunnyPicnic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald J Trump is the greatest troll to ever exist. He does it perfectly, he is a time traveler. I wish I was around to see the paintings of him from three next centuries.

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody makes the little NPC left seethe like him

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liberalshitlord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alpha Chad!

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MAGA_Marine 3 points ago +3 / -0

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️BA

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MasksAreChildAbuse 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s funny is the nuke codes could literally be leaked and… nothing would happen. In fact I doubt nuke codes even exist as these idiots imagine them.

What do these people think, like there’s just some hotline you call or website you go to, and you just have to have the code! Some brainless idiots on the other end maintaining the nukes in the silos are just waiting for a series numbers they’re told are correct, and it’s the only thing standing in the way of world war 3! any crack addict can provide them over the phone or online, and as soon as those numbers are provided they just let the nukes go! “The numbers came in, people have to die, thems the rules!!!!”

No, what’s actually scary is someone in an authority figure who doesn’t have a brain who is in charge of delegating to people responsible for those bombs. Joe Biden simply existing is a million times worse then fake nuke code jokes

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Bruno 3 points ago +3 / -0

None of these idiots even knew about any nuclear codes. They will believe anything you tell them. Oh yeah, they waited 18 months because it was such an immediate crises.

How can people be so absolutely fucking stupid?

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OKRancher 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want lotto numbers.

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MajorClark 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. This is Nuclear Troll level.

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DarkRiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

But but MSDNC said the walls are closing innnn rEEeEeeeEe

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kfunny91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that from Trump or the GOP's Winred?

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feeling confident as he should

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davidmroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have thrown my next paycheck at Donald if this email would have reached my inbox! This is hilarious! 😂😂😂

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Pdjco658 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should have said I changed the deacrived nuclear codes to ... Joe Biden is a Cuck.

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

No sugartits, you are the joke to us!

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Bramage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck me the Left is so very stupid.

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TheWitnessOfCacti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's team are master trolls. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists never EVER get the joke. They ARE the joke.

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Nomad899 2 points ago +2 / -0

India Delta 1 0 Tango

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dakinnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about the self-destruct code from Star Trek?

11A22B33C.

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Richard_Gere 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mueller, she wrote"- opinion instantly discarded. Bet pronouns in bio, too despite it being in the handle.

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REXY23 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣 Comments are en fuego!

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Anyone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is funny, and funnier these fucktarded democraps are loosing their shit.

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SteelDriver 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mueller, she wrote"

Man, someone still won't let that fiction go. ...and it is not like the FBI, itself, has not become a joke.