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MikeyisNinja 236 points ago +236 / -0

What in Batman villian origin story is that

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 175 points ago +177 / -2

El Pingüino

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magabeans 31 points ago +31 / -0

its willow!

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katsumi27 14 points ago +14 / -0

Peck

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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Mrsattorney 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mr. Kellyanne Conway...ftfy

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TheDevilMonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats funny AF, but if I remember the movie right Willow knows how to stop and runaway wagon....this neckless fucker not so much.

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Gonzotron5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes going to use the brownie defense. "The brownies were driving!"

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TheDevilMonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are drunk! And when you are drunk you forget that I AM IN CHARGE!

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chicken-wing 4 points ago +4 / -0

you won the internet today

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hillaryforprison 14 points ago +14 / -0

And his/her boyfriend/girlfriend Chris.

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Filo76 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEK

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KitchenBitch 11 points ago +12 / -1

Literally thought it was a shitpost using Pat!

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Magabirdlady2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought a head was photo shopped on that photo. WTH.

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Bohemyth_2 6 points ago +6 / -0

The plane! The plane!

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Speechify 8 points ago +10 / -2

I came here to say this.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody please help me! I don't know which pronouns to use!!!

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fluffykitten 35 points ago +41 / -6

El Pingüino

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NoComment 37 points ago +40 / -3

That's very odd that you would post the exact same comment as the other guy.

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fluffykitten 24 points ago +29 / -5

samefag

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NoComment 28 points ago +31 / -3

you just blew your alt cover

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JamesBlomey 10 points ago +11 / -1

Pingüino (DC Comics) - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre

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Handshake2 -2 points ago +4 / -6

Just one of the alt account having trolls here to chase off normal people. There are TONS of them here these days.

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Magabirdlady2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is he retarded ?

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DanIsSwell 23 points ago +23 / -0

His name is Oswaldo! I shit you not

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BillionsAndBillions 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where's Oswaldo?

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Mintap 9 points ago +9 / -0

Patton Oswaldo?

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DieHeretic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Both are retarded midgets.

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MemeWarsVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you.

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone who still refuses to believe we’re living in the matrix/ a simulation is delusional. If the amount of NPCs roaming around isn’t enough to convince them, maybe this will.

https://files.catbox.moe/ugltll.png

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Tard-who-forgot-pass 5 points ago +5 / -0

I find it to be that it's quite possible that the number of humans exceeded the number of souls leading to an explosion of host bodies for demons.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Approximately 6% of all the people who have ever existed are alive RIGHT NOW.

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Magabirdlady2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wut🤣🤣

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Skabliggum2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't accuse it of rubber-necking

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MAK90 136 points ago +136 / -0

WTF am I looking at?

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South_Florida_Guy 83 points ago +83 / -0

Obviously a white hispanic, bigot!

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Parabellum76 17 points ago +18 / -1

Hey in fairness they do it for crime statistics too. That way they can fluff the numbers to make Whites look worse and everyone else look better

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s what they did to Zimmerman in the Trayvon Martin shooting, “a white hsipanic” but when it’s good or their deprived then it’s “an oppressed minority or a person of color”.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

When a police officer shoots them they are Brown

…and red

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UsernameChexOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spicy!

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like a "White, non-Hispanic"... but Hispanic, so... "White, Hispanic"¿

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I guess people from Brazil or Argentina that are Italian ethnically are considered Hispanic. I dunno, I'm no expert and wouldn't really want to be anyway.

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ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +15 / -1

George Zimmerman’s Down syndrome child

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Might "identify" as something else though. Just ask Elizabeth Warren.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amerimut....

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tyrantsgetthescope 3 points ago +6 / -3

Rich white liberals are not our allies

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Gadsden -2 points ago +1 / -3

Every time I see this idiotic narrative, I chuckle about the very, very white liberals doing this to us.

Derrr, derr, it's all them non-whites!! Nancy Pelosi state of the union clap

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Hanging_Chad 23 points ago +23 / -0

came to ask the same thing

I'm guessing he's from south of the border and needed a booster seat

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +23 / -0

George Conway really let himself go.

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JamesBlomey 5 points ago +5 / -0

He must spend an hour in the CNN make-up chair. Blow dry, bronzer, eye liner.

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Handshake2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's from Dillon SC??

That's not what the officials said.

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magalee 14 points ago +14 / -0

A mental, and physical, midget.

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magafren 7 points ago +7 / -0

A piece of shit that got beaten and maced multiple times

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JamesBlomey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please video, yo.

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Remove-All-Communist 108 points ago +108 / -0

Dee plane, dee plane

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South_Florida_Guy 28 points ago +28 / -0

LMAO that's exactly what I came to say!

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PeakVapor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely related to Herve Villacaize somehow!

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CynicalTwit22 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dee cinnamon, dee cinnamon

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DanIsSwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

This explains it. He was in a huge hurry to tell boss dee plane was coming.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

The young pedes will never get this reference, but its the first thing i thought lmao

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly why they kept him on the island to start with.

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Melania2032 63 points ago +64 / -1

Just like the CDC. “Sorry, we locked you down, forced injections, made you lose your job for resisting, but it’s all good now just stay home if you’re sick but it should just be a mild cold👌”

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Atomstein 47 points ago +47 / -0

His life was based around Build Back Better

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Sansa_Belt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Basically. Another lifer on the taxpayer's dime.

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GENOCIDE_PITBULLS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that not the most bizarre thing of the American criminal justice system ?? A man does something bad enough to warrant life in prison but we have to pay for said life ?

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Sansa_Belt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hmmm ...it's true, but the really sad part is that if this person was cleared of all charges, the citizen taxpayer would likely still support them for life via the generous welfare system that provides a net for such ne'er do wells. Don't get me wrong, if you're a citizen born with a chronic ailment (or similar misfortune befalls them) that you had no part in creating, get in the wagon, I'm willing to pull you around as part of the social contract.

It's the miscreants and grifters that not only deserve not a cent, or a ride in the wagon. They deserve to enjoy the proverbial Eskimo adios on the ice flow.

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MostlyPeaceful 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a stylishly written comment.

Kudos.

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Sansa_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the compliment Pede.

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MemeWarsVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE ICE MUST FLOW!

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paupertoapawn 38 points ago +41 / -3

Looks like he probably has severe birth defects and is probably severely mentally deficient and unaware of what he was doing. Very sad. People being injured and killed so unnecessarily, he should have been in an institution. Getting rid of our mental health institutions was one of the worst things we ever did. Did they have problems with abuse and barbaric treatments? Sure, but we should have reformed them, not abolished them. The FBI should be abolished instead.

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jtt888 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd feel more sorry for him if he just had an accident. But if he then fled and killed another person... I don't know... Maybe he's insane...

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paupertoapawn 3 points ago +5 / -2

Don't get me wrong, what he did is evil.

All I am saying is that letting psychos roam the streets, encouraging their delusions and subjecting them to their own psychosis and the cruelty of an uncaring world is like praying to Satan to make them an instrument of his will.

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loverat 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was born with some condition sure. Then repeatedly told over and over that he is just like a normal person, he can be anything he wants to be, he should be getting as much pussy as a 6 foot good looking Chad. However, in the real world, he is a weird looking fuck that women wouldn't touch unless he paid them - and even then some of them would refuse.

This is what happens when unrealistic expectations meet reality and victimhood is the order of the day.

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akira2501 5 points ago +5 / -0

unaware of what he was doing.

He fled and then killed a woman with a hammer the next town over.

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paupertoapawn -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sounds like a mentally ill person to me.

Sane people, when they commit murder, have a clear motive and rationale, even if that rationale is unjust, exaggerated, or bordering on crazy.

There is nothing that even remotely resembles human reason in driving over a crowd of random people and attacking a random woman with a claw hammer.

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JesusWept 1 point ago +1 / -0

The woman he killed with the hammer was his mother.

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

It appears that he knew he did something wrong. He fled because of this. He killed another unrelated person, possibly to avoid capture for the first crime. Just because you're mentally ill does not mean you don't know what you're doing.

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Joequill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course it was the liberals that shit them down. All part of the plan to destroy society.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure it was Ronald Reagan that shut them down….

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Joequill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure it wasn't Ronny that was railing against them for decades, and making moves at the bureaucratic level to get them shut down.

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Tramsec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having all those mentally ill criminals locked up was bad for their poll numbers.

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AZ_Nationalist 26 points ago +27 / -1

Christ - where's his neck?

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Krysdavar 2 points ago +2 / -0

IKR? I thought it was a photoshop to protect his identity.

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Pureblood41 26 points ago +27 / -1

Looks like a lefty

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South_Florida_Guy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Looks like he should be working on Fantasy Island.

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friendly_friends 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or Dr. Moreau’s island

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AnthraciteCracker 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's Pat going through rough times.

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BeardedNinjaPede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Alex Jones was right again!

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PaulAtreidesJihad177 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beware the wolf in retards clothing

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QuickMaths 15 points ago +15 / -0

If he was sorry he wouldn’t have beaten a woman to death with a hammer immediately after plowing into the crowd intentionally. Evil piece of shit.

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

That woman was his momma. He just ended his probation for beating her a year ago

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Remove-All-Communist 15 points ago +15 / -0

To the gallows for 🌮

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based_trekkie 8 points ago +8 / -0

How you gonna put a rope around THAT lack of neck???

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Strike08 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just hang him from something until death

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Spicy_maymay 6 points ago +6 / -0

The rope would just slip off, there's nothing to grab on to

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LURKER-69 15 points ago +15 / -0

They aren't sending their best, folks

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juttup42 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are though, that's what's so fucking sad..

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Groundpounder 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is that thing even human?

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based_trekkie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Mexican Goblin Hobbit creature

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Rings of Power PR department is getting desperate. 😀

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

It just wants its precious …. gibs

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Retard_Strength 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chupacabra is real!

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Malice 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oswald Cobblepot - real-life Penguin!!

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Hangemh1gh 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's the only word that he knows in English probably.

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mickusa1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that dude an inflatable raft?

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Wiggle-Hard 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a fat faggot ass bitch. Hope he gets his spine ripped out in jail

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 6 points ago +6 / -0

what the hell is that???

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magalee 6 points ago +6 / -0

This retarded fag reminds me of South Park's "We're Sorry" meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HTd4Um1m4

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Visceroth 6 points ago +6 / -0
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RecreationalNyquil 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people who use their cars to mow down innocent lives need to have an example made of them ASAP.

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DeskRabbit_v2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Adrian Oswaldo Sura Reyes of the Dwarven kingdom Khazad-dûm extends his apologies.

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based_trekkie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Da Plane, Da Plane.... I mean, Da Car, Da Car,.,....

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BoomShtick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking Zika baby. Definitely going to be getting his shit pushed in at the clink.

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CynicalTwit22 5 points ago +5 / -0

It'll be bailed out first thing Monday morning

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

It killed it's mother with a hammer. It's not going anywhere.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at that puffy soft manlet...

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pburgpait 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say it to the wall

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AZ_Nationalist 0 points ago +1 / -1

The WALL Boss! The Wall ... THE WALL!

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TDW4CBD 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Pat!

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Whatyougotson 4 points ago +4 / -0

He the one that killed the woman w a hammer?

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AZ_Nationalist 1 point ago +2 / -1

his mother? yes.

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Themodsrfags 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tatu

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Langtath 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hah Kellyanne Conway's husband.

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Krork 4 points ago +4 / -0

judge is probably an democrat and will let this man go with a free ID & drivers license. you know, racism and stuff.

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Melania2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oswaldo huh? More like Lee Harvey Oswaldo. The agencies are up to some shenanigans again

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Remove-All-Communist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah? Sorry huh... well we are sorry that the rope is so tight. Time to swing.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're getting another Hobbit movie, aren't we.

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VolareVia 4 points ago +4 / -0

wtf is up with the creasing in his shirt? It looks like something is under his shirt

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Rockonanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just posted about this. I can’t tell what I’m looking at there and I am bothered by it.

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be a stab vest

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p-brane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he just couldn't see over the dash board

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or his own tits

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roadrunner0 3 points ago +3 / -0

So an illegal or child of an illegal being all he can be in the USA??

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dres3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trying to look up the picture and one of the results given is 'Gilligan's Island'.

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16BeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks like a combination of Hispanic and Potato (Trisomy-21).

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must have been a bad accident

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magafren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Later at the jail, the suspect could be heard screaming “look boss, de plane!”

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FUCKKAMALA 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least he’s sorry.

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SigourneyPodgorny20 3 points ago +3 / -0

What species of troll is that?!

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LeeHarvey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone seen George Conway lately?

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Jacurutu99 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My bad"

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AtlanteanWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerry Nadler's kid.

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy or Girl?