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BlackLightsMatter2 73 points ago +74 / -1

It could of been "SO MUCH" worse.

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4DHopscotch 56 points ago +56 / -0

Croake(D)

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Sansa_Belt 12 points ago +12 / -0

The jokes write themselves sometimes.

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BlackLightsMatter2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Croaker Heisler Syndrome.

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skatestraight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could have*

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RosettaStone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or "could've," which is what we are really saying when many people hear "could of."

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DblFistinPiston 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could not have turned out better for us.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup, we could still be hearing from this “woman”.

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Woodchipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would have, she'd probably still be alive.

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BlackLightsMatter2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder what percentage of vax deaths include TDS?

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Debutante 42 points ago +43 / -1

The irony is that only now (after her death) does she realize her errors. And it's far too late to do her any good.

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MarcusAurelius 49 points ago +49 / -0

Oh her deathbed, she held the doctor's hand and said, "Could you take back the vaccine?"

The doctor patted her hand and said, "No."

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IvankasBathWater 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol

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boredrandomguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would expect her to ask for more jabs.

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

“It’s too late.”

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HocusLocus 4 points ago +4 / -0

++ for effort. You're trying to Ginsburg us. ;-)

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DLane1 24 points ago +24 / -0

She'll keep voting Democrat though!

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beachbirdie 19 points ago +19 / -0

I don't think so. She checked out still blaming the unvaccinated for her illness.

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Debutante 13 points ago +20 / -7

That's not what I meant. There is an afterlife. I have been able to hear, occasionally see, and always feel, the "departed". After death, they get to see both sides of an issue -- and there are often regrets. But generally, they are unable to reach the people they'd want to apologize to so they have to wait until the other person joins them on the other side.

And no, I don't do readings. It's creepy when it isn't a family member.

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daveyistheman 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is it you can do this, is it something you've learned or something you were born with? You should provide one free reading to all frens!!!

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Debutante 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've always had a problem with this. Sorry, but I don't do readings. It scared me too much when I was a child and I'm only able to remain unterrified if it's my own dead relatives.

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Cyer6 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keep 'em coming! Thinning out the herd of crazy leftists one by one.

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Wankerton 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm totally ok with someones pride and hubris be someone's down fall

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10SNE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's natural to feel that way since we all have first hand experience.

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ThomasJackson 2 points ago +4 / -2

you don't remember your life after you are dead because you are dead.

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Debutante 3 points ago +5 / -2

No. You're really wrong. You just don't know you're wrong.

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ThomasJackson 5 points ago +6 / -1

well how many times have you died?

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Destineed369 11 points ago +12 / -1

Let’s see starts counting.

Climate change. Gamergate. Tax lowering. Winter of death. What else has killed me? Oh! Jan 6.

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TommyJarvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don’t forget Net Neutrality

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Debutante 2 points ago +5 / -3

How many conversations have you had with the dead?

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ThomasJackson -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ecclesiastes 9:5

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Debutante -1 points ago +4 / -5

That doesn't describe the reality of the situation.

Let me put this in perspective for you. The average human being hears sound above the range of 20hz. My hearing has been tested and I hear below that range by a good 10 points.

I DO NOT think hearing the dead has a damn thing to do with "spiritual gifts" unless you want to consider hearing better, and perceiving things at levels other people do not are some sort of "prize".

I think I hear them because I can hear "better" than most people can. It's a sensitivity that, at times, is frankly damn annoying. It scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid and took me until I was in my mid twenties to deal with these things.

Now I am sorry if this rocks what you learned in Sunday school but there is an afterlife. The dead have nothing of great importance to say. Some of it is just conveying their love, some of it is apologizing and asking for "forgiveness", and once in a rare, rare, rare instance they will tell you something you really need to know.

I don't care if you believe me. If you want to believe you're food for worms when you die, be my guest.

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ThomasJackson 11 points ago +13 / -2

Your are probably schizophrenic.

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SkullE 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will quickly change their tone when its their turn to pass on and they see for themselves.

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +2 / -1

Keep telling people the Bible is wrong and you'll get to experience the afterlife from the wrong side. I mean that as a warning, not a threat.

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1984smallfry 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are completely right about an afterlife and such awareness I used to think was a curse. Now I realize its a gift because you know absolutely and totally that this life is not all there is to existence. Where you go with that awareness is up to you, but the experiences usually leaves no doubt that there is a parallel spiritual component to our material lives.

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BillGall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

ditto.

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Taylor3006 24 points ago +24 / -0

Well obviously didn't lose much here. She was a professor at Notre Dame yet does not know the difference between "teeming" and "teaming". What a dumbass. I mean seriously, a professor at one of our better colleges and she spells like a child. Enjoy Hell bitch.

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Yet-I-Rise-Covfefe 23 points ago +23 / -0

It’s hard to feel bad for these evil and very dumb motherfuckers .

Ugly as fuck too

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dixond 12 points ago +12 / -0

Beauty might be only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

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559throw 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Sir, you are drunk.”

“And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.”

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Lurker404 21 points ago +21 / -0

Karen Croaked.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Both Karen and croaked. Somewhere there are digits on /pol/

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Magastreammedia 20 points ago +20 / -0

Remember, these people took your jobs, your kids education, your freedom to express your faith, they even wanted you to not be able to drive on the interstate, be admitted to the hospital, or fly on a plane.

I am going to hold this grudge for decades

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dixond 9 points ago +9 / -0

Until the day I die I will remember. Forgiveness is for those that repent. But forgetting-ness? Never.

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on. I will celebrate the death of every one of the evil cunts that pushed this scam and I will never stop reminding anyone that will listen exactly what they did.

Many of them are desperate to forget it and pretend they never went along with the tyranny. Not on my watch.

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DaveMastor 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is the clot shot accidentally BASED? Killing all of the most loyal and foolish leftists, while leaving the smart conservatives alone?

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MyPersonalExp [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

My thoughts exactly

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Robbybobbyrobbob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump IS A MADMAN. Generationally wipe out looney leftists.

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Shadow3 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should actually campaign against the clot shots so the rest of the TDS dumbasses will finish their doses in defiance.

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ConvertedDemocrat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Unfortunately, the number of pedes killed by covid probably evens out the losses the dems received from the clot shot.

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DaveMastor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, uhh... no. I don't know where you're getting your numbers, but they're way off.

Covid did not kill that many people, and also dems died from covid as well at a higher rate.

I know of many people killed by blood clots, I only know of maybe one or two conservatives who were very old to begin with who "died" of covid (aka, died with a positive PCR test)

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ConvertedDemocrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know the numbers were skewed heavily and covered up, but many people still died from Covid. Normal, healthy people. The spike protein doesn’t discriminate, wether in the clot shot or the virus.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m amazed that the vaccine brainwashing overcame their tds!

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VoldemortZelenskyy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Burn in hell you commie bitch

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they-see-me-trollin 3 points ago +3 / -0

only good commie is a dead commie.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

With her gone her depressed looking dog should recover.

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johnqpublic864 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cats can finally get out of their sweaters. And no more salad.

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GeneralLiberal 11 points ago +11 / -0

no refunds

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MyPersonalExp [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mods: I thought we had a No Refunds flair..? Can we? Very useful as time goes on.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

OH NO! We'll have to have a Bernie Sanders picture with it...

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CovfefeVideo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pfizer > Tenure

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MAGAinControl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Croake. Kek

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Freedom1776a 7 points ago +7 / -0

Of course it's a Karen.

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A_Russian_Wall 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lmao a literal fucking Karen. Burn in hell bitch.

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JimEagle76 5 points ago +6 / -1

I love a happy ending.

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MemeWarsVet 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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Kerra_Holt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rest in Piss, cunt.

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Frogman123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take the vax, pay the tax

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent work vaccine!!

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Karen Croaked, huh?

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Azarak 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is something satisfying about saying "I told you so," to Clot Shot Karens who have caught their 3rd round of COVID and are experiencing unusual medical maladies.

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ThouShallNotSteal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha Karen 3 names lmao

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It's a man, baby!"

Karen Croaked.

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RagnarD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to donate zero fucks to her gofundme account.

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MDV5 3 points ago +3 / -0

karen 'CROAKE' heisler ... lol that was one ugly cunt or an ugly tranny cunt.

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Azill 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite comment from that is her saying we are supposed to trust the russia vaccine? not on your life. Not on yours either apparently KEK

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EatMyBallsAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im telling you guys, hear me out i think the lefty problem will solve its self just keep them boostered up

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Wien1938 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have to wonder if that Karen did any work since she discovered Twitter.

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NoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

The vaxx is working

Accelerate

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

They got Karen!

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Wiggle-Hard 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is survived by her cats

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Anyone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another feel good story!!!

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OmegaBird 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha hah!

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FightTheSWAMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are all better off with that cunt decomposing in the ground. Luckily we won't see her in the afterlife....unless we look down.

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Freedom1776a 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Brought to you by Pfizer"

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Mikespenis123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karen Croaked?

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skyehye808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her middle name tho 🫢

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AssPhixEAtion627 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was her haircut that killed her.

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Quackerstheduck24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupid NPC bitch

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Bannonmeharder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. I’m tired of hearing these people complain I used to think I should care. Hopefully her parasite dies with her

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

12 days after. You guys realize they will count her as “unvaccinated”?

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

i see someone who got religion, the covid cult, and took the sacrament 3 times

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LitmusRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have never been allowed to have this beautiful dog. What AWFUL cunt.

Affluent White Female Urban Liberal

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name checks out

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DRalter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should be noted that she had cancer and it went into remission, the cancer returned in late 2020.

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posedgeclk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ancient

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jarasan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that schoomers wife??

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BigMikes_Long_Dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

You love to see it.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Handsome woman…