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Sunday Gunday The Honkler -15 (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎  HONK  HONK  🌎🤡
posted ago by StealthToddler ago by StealthToddler +1648 / -3
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BeefyBelisarius 59 points ago +59 / -0

Instead of having a rubber bulb, you should hook it up to the vents on a compensator, so it honks with every shot.

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StealthToddler [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

Maybe a modified adjustable gas block with a diverter tube??

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Snack_Destroyer 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm thinking integrate the horn with a suppressor so the honking is most of the sound made.

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BeefyBelisarius 16 points ago +16 / -0

In theory, it might not even be an NFA item if the horn had the same or higher dB level as the stock gun. You could call it a loudener.

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GodIsPerfect 9 points ago +9 / -0

Translator

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madeaprofilejustforu 3 points ago +3 / -0

National Firearms Act

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GodIsPerfect 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah. It should be called The TRANSLATOR. Silencers are “illegal”, but if we translate the sound into another it should qualify.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

HONKENER.

Also, why haven't we done something like THE HONKENATOR when Arnold turned out to be a fascist fuck?

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bigmikesballsack 13 points ago +13 / -0

HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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MawaDeBlanco1 8 points ago +8 / -0

you could program an Arduino with a pressure sensor bled off the barrel port to trigger a relay to kick a bit of air from a paintball tank with a, oh nevermind. I do not think of ways to make things happen easily. FBI is my friend, FRIEEEEND....

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Coprolite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just remember arduinos are not to be relied on. They fuck up a bit.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

16 bits actually

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

RPi Zero-W is my SBC of choice.

Python rules.

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Bidens_a_wanker1 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would make it a fully automatic honkler thus illegal silly.

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marvinthehaggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

OK I laughed out loud at this one.

Moar back pressure!!!

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CerebralPimp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Asking the real questions 👆

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keymod looks terrible. It looks like it's supposed to be the back of the thing you mount to a wall, hidden, unseen.

But, there were no M-LOK hand rails in the length I needed, at the time, and I figure it's good enough as it is.

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Yawnz13 -1 points ago +2 / -3

M-lok is better. If you have problems keeping things attached, that's either operator error or an issue with materials.

https://soldiersystems.net/2017/05/05/details-on-the-ussocom-sponsored-keymod-vs-m-lok-test-conducted-at-nswc-crane/

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just saying bro.

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StealthToddler [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I understand that. But if I have a choice, and money were no object, I would select M-LOK because it looks better (to me).

I was simply explaining. My apologies if that came across as defensive..

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its keymod because that was the "chipper chicken."

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StealthToddler [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obscure movie reference, Father Of The Bride, Steve Martin flipping out at the wedding coordinator played by Martin Short..

"I want the chipper (cheaper) chicken."

Martin Short was brilliant in that movie btw 😃

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they-see-me-trollin 2 points ago +3 / -1

pretty sure that old USA Today article about possible attachments has you covered

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TruthWillOut 22 points ago +22 / -0

The latest Honkler & Kek.

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see what you did there. Well done.

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TruthWillOut 3 points ago +3 / -0

My pleasure, fren. 🐸👍

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StealthToddler [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

🐸

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madeaprofilejustforu 14 points ago +15 / -1

Welcome to the honk rice honk paddies motherfuckers.

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marvinthehaggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love the smell of >HONK< in the morning.

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pburgpait 12 points ago +13 / -1

Fed faggots: "We've come to arrest you because you disrespected us online" . . . honk honk

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InternationalSpy007 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine you're a burglar, and the last thing you hear is "honk, honk... bang"

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Dirk_Nager 11 points ago +11 / -0

For those times on the battlefield when you need

T A C T I C A L - W H I M S E Y

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minotaurbeach 10 points ago +11 / -1

I never thought some day, I will be telling my grandkids about the clown war.

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cbone87 8 points ago +8 / -0

Clown World War

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BannedbyTD 4 points ago +4 / -0

World War Clown

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223_Liberty_Tree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clown War World

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

If somebody said that out where I shoot I'd start backing up just to make sure I wasn't caught in the crossfire.

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ATF changed that back.

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The lesson isn't about not doing it, it's to not get caught.

Plausible deniability.

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BasedRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not trying to be that guy, but couldn't you connect the horn to the gas block? I'm just thinkin' out loud.

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are on the same track as me, was thinking about it..

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True_Curmudgeon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sometimes you want to honk without lighting off a round though

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Swaps out easily with the chainsaw and Death Star attachments.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 4 points ago +4 / -0

Behold the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL.....honk honk.

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MawaDeBlanco1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Announce that shit! Honk Brapp Brapp Honk!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about a whoopie cushion attachment?

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

That goes on the back of the stock.

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you can shoulder it better..

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Vermino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Literally getting honked to death.

Honking will continue till morale improves.

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed out loud for real!

Good one 🐸

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Edinedii 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too funny

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needleandrope 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine being the enemy in a bunker and being surrounded by 1000 honks that grew louder and louder and soon you know you will hear one last honk.

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davidmode 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many assault honks does it get per second?

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

With the gat-crank for bike horns you can squeeze out 50 clips per second.

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Sansa_Belt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Interesting camo pattern and colors on your Bravo hardware. What was your inspiration?

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StealthToddler [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Urban camo but in a reptile skin pattern.

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Lurker404 5 points ago +5 / -0

For when you have to blend in with the sewer gators.

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GeneralLiberal 4 points ago +4 / -0

is... is that an assault horn

what a fucking rasis

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TheDevilMonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they make these to fit AK's?

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

nooooo, nooo, nooooo, that's gonna need a honklikov fren.

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TheDevilMonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Soviet Russia, horn honk you!

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223_Liberty_Tree 3 points ago +3 / -0

horn honk us

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StealthToddler [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a couple of self-tapping sheet metal screws you can make it fit anything.

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GodIsPerfect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruh

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Possible Attachments

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thief in your garage hears a "Honk Honk", and then slowly turns around!

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BannedbyTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Nobody needs a tactical assault horn."

-- some shit lib on reddit, probably.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRRRR..HOOOONK..BRRRRR..HOOOOONK

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Yet-I-Rise-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the fuck did you get qualified to that thing? I’m only qualified on the recorder with hot cross buns.

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because I'm graduated to Mary Had A Little Lamb on the didgeridoo. Not bragging though.

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Antemalagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honkler and Koosh.

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ccpshill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban all fully semi automatic honkers

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Annoyedwiththedevoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honk Honk! "Oh that's not a gun, that's a goose, wheeew"

I love it

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first_amendment 2 points ago +2 / -0

the gun needs a ghillie suit, only rainbow colored.

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StealthToddler [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's urban camo colors, so the ghillie suit should be garbage bags, or maybe a mailbox looking suit..

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first_amendment 3 points ago +3 / -0

I meant to go with the honkler theme, but if you want.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the kind of hot garbage OP can really appreciate!

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a great idea 🐸

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LetsG0Brandon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Honk intensities

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paint job is sick. Was that custom or produced that way?

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

And thank you btw. Plain black was boring.

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a combination of spray paint, airbrush, and a white sharpie paint pen. Then a layer of clear spray paint.

In a past life I was a professional artist.

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wiombims -1 points ago +1 / -2

And now you just shitpost on a reddit knockoff. How low the mighty have fallen.

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Braille Edition

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StealthToddler [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It has worn off a bit, and this angle & lighting fails to reveal the detail, but the white is supposed to be a highlight on random reptile scales.

Interestingly you may be right, perhaps I spelled something by accident 😉

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SgtCup 2 points ago +3 / -1

My Friend: Why do you have a bicycle horn on your AR. Me: Because I think it would be really funny to hear HONK HONK right before getting smoked.

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JuliusEvola 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOL

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