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RogueLeaderX 32 points ago +34 / -2

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Unfunny jokes at that!

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Bohemyth_2 17 points ago +17 / -0

his found-votes senate election was a joke; his amateur hour time in Congress was a joke

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XlDEN 19 points ago +20 / -1

But his deciding vote to pass Obamacare was no joke.

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Bohemyth_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fool on the Hill

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Forbidden_outcast 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trunk of the car, wasn’t it?

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schiff_for_brains 0 points ago +1 / -1

Remember when he grabbed that woman’s boobs as a joke?

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StephenColbertIsAFAG 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lol

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SurfandTurf 18 points ago +18 / -0

He’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and doggonnit! People like him.

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ThorsonTT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Travis Smiley, and Pat. What a team.

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Yeeessss 2 points ago +2 / -0

The character was Stuart Smalley. Tavis Smiley is a functionally illiterate black talk show host.

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ThorsonTT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right you are.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Toilet humor at best

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

FLAPPING BOLOGNA NOISES

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

He didn’t force sessions to do shit. He gave sessions the excuse that he wanted to recuse.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VISIBLE "GLOW" AND "RADIANT" EXPOSURE.

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MarchHare762 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lulz suck more cock faggot

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 19 points ago +19 / -0

🤣 Better drink your soy milk and get your boosters.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 16 points ago +16 / -0

You want to exterminate all Republicans and you call us the fascists. The irony of your own hypocrisy is always lost on pedophile supporting dems.

WHAT A STUPID FUCKING RETARD

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

The irony isn't lost on this handshake. It revels in it.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck em all

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen and Awomen.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Repleblicans are dumbercraps.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

😂 Do you even know how to load a weapon, let alone hold one?

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TheImpossible1 10 points ago +11 / -1

Bring it on, feminist trash.

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MythArcana 35 points ago +35 / -0

Because Big Al's endorsement carries a lot of weight...at Reddit.

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DixMcCoy 12 points ago +12 / -0

...at Reddit.

Identified another joke, sir!

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King5150 4 points ago +6 / -2

Big Al is merely doing what his Jewish relatives and owners expect of him. Spineless Media Jews always do.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

That fat fuck is just looking for a KFC pre-season to give Bill B(ig as a c)ARR bucket-slut a reason to slam a greasy-fried chixken thigh into his inner loins. Like a greased gerbil with flair.

I hope MSNBC archives this one.

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JimmyNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a prank, bro!

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DrJosephWarren 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not like there is anybody taking him seriously

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caKAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

He hasn't been getting his regular relevency or TV Time since he resigned in disgrace in 2018 after it was discovered he was a groppey pervert.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't think it was a big deal, but I'm glad they got rid of him. Might as well hold them to their standards 🤷‍♂️

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caKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was back when the Me Too Movement started, before it was corrupted as a weapon against Republican Supreme Court Justices, they went after offenders regardless of political leanings.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

before it was corrupted

Lol you know amber heard started it right? 😂😂😂

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DrJosephWarren 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was a pain in the ass

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yeah if that picture had been anyone but a Democrat I'd be like 'bro who cares'.

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Franktard was the left sacrificial lamb during the start of me too while trying to get Geotus for gabbing them by the pussy, lol didn’t work though

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redboobblueboob 1 point ago +1 / -0

2018!!

he hasn't been relevant since he wrote for SNL ...

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caKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was the Minnesota Senator, who won the seat in 2008 in part because of Voter Fraud. Then he was exposed as a Serrial Pervert and was forced to resign in shame.

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PatriotJuice 7 points ago +7 / -0

DUDE. If you read the leftist comments under his tweet on Twitter (I know fuck toxic hysteric Twitter), thousands of leftists are wishing he would come back into politics. All are complaining he was unfairly targeted as an up and coming Democrat star. Minimize his sleazy behavior and of course compare him to Drumpf etc.

He almost has a leftist cult following, and it's a little scary to see...

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 9 points ago +9 / -0

Twitter people aren't real.

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SonofAnu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dave Chappel even said so.

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legends87 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're real. Real stupid. But they do, unfortunately, exist in the real world.

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nautilus 4 points ago +4 / -0

My boss was bemoaning Franken's departure. Said Franken was the only one he could think of who could beat Trump right now. BTW, you know why Franken was booted? It wasn't the photo, it was because of voter fraud. The Dems cheated, got caught after the fact, and yet he stayed in his position. He got booted over horse trading.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +12 / -1

They're both jokes, so it makes sense.

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OldZilla 9 points ago +9 / -0

Q. Whats the difference between Al Frankin and Liz Chaney? A. 30 pounds and a neck tie.

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InternationalSpy007 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the same picture.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

yes, that is why he was forced to resign

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quid pro Grope iyo?

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PromiseImNotASpook 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe she's planning an "Al Franken Special" with him where boxes full of ballots are going to show up in the trunk of cars after polls closed and of course those ballots all went to Al and pushed him into the lead to win.

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KingDavidHotelBombin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Al Franken's "endorsement" is a blessing to true Conservative-MAGA voters.

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akira2501 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obvious Quid Pro Quo.

He gets to feel up some side boob again, and she gets a baffling endorsement.

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Ferzth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, he is a failed comedian and a failed politician, but an excellent shamed pervert, so, he has that going for him.

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Bubbahax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, Al Franken is still alive?

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BabbleRabble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.

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TexasBeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t forget Frankenstein stole the election after some mysterious boxes of ballots showed up

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TheCandorist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Murkowski should be in the same boat? Why did Fox make it sound like she has a shot at winning today?

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Philhelm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Murkowski once notoriously "won" a write-in campaign after getting primaried, so I wouldn't count her out.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

She secretly supports Alaska's new ranked choice election system specifically because it makes it much easier for her to hold her seat. Project Veritas reported this last week.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ranked choice voting is such bullshit. Of course the establishment hacks will benefit.

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PatriotJuice 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because she IS going to win after Ranked Choice Voting, pushed hard by progressives and secretly by her campaign. She will come in second to to Tshibaka by a decent margin, but will siphon enough votes away that Kelly won't get 50%. Democrats and GOP are on the same ballot, so the Democrats are all choosing Murkowski as their second choice. When the Dem comes in third, all their votes go to Murkowski, pushing her to the top even though she is not the favored GOP candidate.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct.

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Ferzth 7 points ago +7 / -0

FauxNewz is controlled opposition and GOP-e Derp State hacks.

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Gotterdammerung777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also that RINO faggot Tim Scott endoresed Murkowski.

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TheDevilMonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Al Franken's continuing existence is a joke so.....

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YaharaRiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libtards sure love their old, white men!

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Dee1952 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet… was patch eye’s endorsement of Liz Cheney a joke?

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek, an endorsement from the guy whose last bit of relevance was grabbing a female's breasts while she was sleeping.

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Thedude2283 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of Dems like Franken or Jon Stewart for a run at the White House, I don’t see it happening but it wouldn’t surprise me if one did start a campaign

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WarGreymon77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Republicans know that it's political suicide.

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NeverGiveUpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rate, she’ll have Xi Jinping endorse her.

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Kek_The_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

…Because his political career was. Ba-dah-bump!

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

It may be the funniest thing he’s ever said. Which is why people can’t tell if it’s a joke or not.

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For_All_Mankind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I forgot about him

It was a nice couple years.

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Dylorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the same team, he just said it out loud for us.

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BloodDe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thing is they considered that comedian douchebag one of their best senators

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MarchHare762 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a comedian? Wow, talk about 'Better living through lowered expectations '.

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RocksCanOnlyWait 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because she's good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like her!

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Nobeanchilicostsmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey look another inappropriate toucher. Who couldn't fathom that just by looking at him.

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FitOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

I took it as a joke but I didn't understand the audience... and still don't. Like, I chuckled because his endorsement carries no weight and he seems to know that but am I really the target?

Real head-scratcher.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounded a lot like satire.

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Angry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who cares what the dumbass says - he's a double has-been.

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codesherpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Al Franken, Liz Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, and a clown walk into a bar...

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

The thing that bothers me most about this thread, is that I actually had to do a Brave search on “Liz Cheney tits.”

I’ve never really tried to look there with her, but I do have the sense that they be about as attractive as her dads. As a straight male who likes gorgeous women, not really compelling for me.

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quiznossucks1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who ??

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USAGUY1691 1 point ago +1 / -0

Conservatives should go to Liz C's campaign rallies and yell "Show us your twits" Constantly.. Then she could bring Big Al Franken

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course it was a joke, but Al Franken is a poor comedian. His pinnacle was “Stuart Smalley” on SNL, which was inarguably the weakest recurring character during that otherwise very strong era of SNL.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. A diss.

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MobileDev4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so Jack Handy

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

People have been asking that kind of question about Al for decades

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Khenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, yes, but I do think he was sincere in his idiocy.

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SteelDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it matter? 😀

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MAGA-Fett 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are trying to get as many Dems to vote for her as possible.

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Freyjaschild 1 point ago +1 / -0

That jackass runs up to Hibbing Mn once every 6 months to grovel for the mining unions to give him money to run again. He's has a ratface just like garland.

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NickAtNight 1 point ago +1 / -0

duh

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Rucktoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I laughed.

I guess his comedy is better than I thought it would be.