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VIDEO: Is Kamala Harris Talking About Space or From There? (pjmedia.com)            HEELS  UP          
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BabbleRabble 54 points ago +54 / -0

So to maintain our position as the United States of America on this issue...

Not to be confused as to when we maintain our position as Canada when it comes to maple syrup and moose fucking...

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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DickTick 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's partially true

Every speaker is different and as you see with Trump the teleprompter is merely a guide that he uses.......

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basshead -9 points ago +3 / -12

Bro come on Trump absolutely used the teleprompter verbatim for anything outside the scope of a campaign rally. Oratory isn’t a particularly strong quality of his, even after improvement over the years.

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LigmaVariant 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can pretty clearly tell when he's on the prompter or not. There's a distinct shift in tone and pace. You see it at the end of every rally

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DiscoverAFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, they also look like morons when they don't have a teleprompter.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes where is Ron Klaine. When do we chase him down the street for miles until he’s cramping and can no longer move and then stomp the ever living shit out of him until he is erased from existence?? Oh and when do we do Susan Rice??? Let me know! I’m generally available on Wednesdays

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

She probably forgot that she's no longer Canadian.

And probably walked in on Big Mike changing and saw a Moose Knuckle that was impossible to forget.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn’t my fault, I got forced into it

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like you kept getting forced into those dresses.

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Corytrevor22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moose are far too dangerous and delicious to fuck

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also tall

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MawaDeBlanco1 1 point ago +1 / -0

But those handlebars...

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Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://patriots.win/u/BabbleRabble/

Go fuck your hat.

Cheers, Canada.

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did I miss a story?

Did someone find a moose with anal monkeypox or something?

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 1 point ago +1 / -0

No but upon close inspection they discovered “Loose Moose Syndrome”

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Keep_on_winning_kag 26 points ago +27 / -1

How to say a lot by saying nothing.

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Skogin 24 points ago +24 / -0

It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some days I have to pinch myself to remind myself that this is real and that we actually have a vice president of the United States of America saying shit like that...... On camera no less.......

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unred 3 points ago +3 / -0

By working together.

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Aradesh 3 points ago +3 / -0

It looks like she's describing her side job at the glory hole.

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 1 point ago +1 / -0

“As Americans, we must reimagine our holes” - *Kamala Hummus”

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MySidesGoUp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Word Soup Buffet….only at Golden Corral.

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Comanche_Moon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add a big helping of Nothing Burger, too.

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LigmaVariant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I swear her speeches are all just AI text generators

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NC_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least her audience didn't know any better.

"Harris spoke Friday at the Chabot Space & Science Center in Oakland, Calif., a city where fewer than half of high school students are functionally literate, and only about one in five black and Latin students can read at grade level."

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

and only about one in five black and Latin students can read at grade level."

So.. home turf advantage?

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Retard_Strength 2 points ago +2 / -0

seems like a waste of a Space and Science Center

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utfanx2 18 points ago +18 / -0

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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DickTick 8 points ago +8 / -0

There is a time and place for everything and that time is now. There are also other times. Even every day there are other times and other places. But this is the time and this is the place for right now.

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based_illinoisan 5 points ago +5 / -0

That applies so well to this broad

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AmericaFloats 15 points ago +15 / -0

is it okay to be Space-Racist?

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PyroSphere 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just think of her as Dark Potato.

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Breacher 4 points ago +4 / -0

California is spacist.
They legitimately have a law that it is ok to shoot a being with a crossbow if it was not born or conceived on the planet Earth.

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hillaryforprison 12 points ago +12 / -0

Surprised she didn't start with "Space, the final frontier..."

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Captainzoomer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, if she did, she would have gotten stuck on "...to boldly go where no man, woman, lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, queer, black, hispanic, asian, ...purple, orange, blue... Big Bird, Micky Mouse...

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magabeans 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would have started with woman first

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

"FWEEDOM".

Got to put that in there somehow.

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember a time when the United States had an agency dedicated to space exploration and it’s soul mission was to develop and fly spacecraft for scientific purposes. Then, when it said craft started getting old, instead of developing a new spacecraft, Obama just basically shut them down with nothing in its place… Except Russia.

I guess heals up forgot that part.

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TheDTOMDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then it took an African American to bring our launch capabilities back home.

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baseballs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slick willy fucked her brains out.

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

The more I hear this woman talk, the more I am convinced she's the best example on why we need to remove women from politics, and stop with the affirmative action placing of incompetent people.

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuck kind of headline is that?

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MR_ROBOT1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

"There are only two possibilities in Germany; do not imagine that the people will forever go with the middle party, the party of compromises; one day it will turn to those who have most consistently foretold the coming ruin and have sought to dissociate themselves from it. And that party is either the Left: and then God help us! for it will lead us to complete destruction - to Bolshevism, or else it is a party of the Right which at the last, when the people is in utter despair, when it has lost all its spirit and has no longer any faith in anything, is determined for its part ruthlessly to seize the reins of power - that is the beginning of resistance of which I spoke a few minutes ago. Here, too, there can be no compromise - there are only two possibilities: either victory of the Aryan, or annihilation of the Aryan and the victory of the Jew."

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asiatrails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incoherent word salad dripping with ranch and high fructose corn syrup

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twoterms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always. The thing is they don't even recognize that these are empty words. Zero substance.

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murphda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shes from ur anus

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like she gets it one line at a time.

How we have been talking about!

Our exploration!!

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In space!

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

In other word our stupid idiots in the goverment need more money

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Not_your_King 1 point ago +1 / -0

When your supporters are sub human filth that don't think only wait programming this is how you talk. You don't care, you just try to talk bullshit because you know your idiotic following doesn't have the processing power to comprehend anything anyway.

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OH_Mike_Oxbig 1 point ago +1 / -0

Short version:

Shit is old and we need to update it.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

She always sounds high as a kite.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

We know that we are really quite behind in terms of maximizing our collective understanding about how we will engage on the technology of today. And what we can quickly and easily predict will be the technology over the next decades.

So to maintain our position as the United States of America on this issue, it is critical that we work together to understand where we are, to recognize and have the courage to speak truth about what is obsolete, and then to partner to ensure that we are speaking the same language with the same motivation, inspired by the opportunity of it all, but then doing the work of updating how we’ve been talking and thinking about our exploration in space.

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saltyviewer123 4 points ago +4 / -0

In other words...one world government to rebuild your housing into a dump because that is the space we live in.

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DCSucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just listening to her dropped me 10 precious IQ points. She is an absolute FUCKTARD

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p-brane 3 points ago +3 / -0

"to speak truth about what is obsolete", is "obsolete" code for The Constitution? The 1st and 2nd amendments? Is that what she's coding by saying obsolete? Just askin

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

She doesn't say, so that you can insert your own ideas and then agree with her. It's a classic syllogism, just say things like "We must throw away the trash that we create" . Nobody can disagree. People should throw away their trash. That's what makes it trash. But it also says nothing, everyone gets to set their own definition for trash, etc.

I used to be able to talk like this for minutes on end during college, which I'd use to show people how easy it was to speak paragraphs and say nothing.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, what is obsolete means whatever the party declares. They think they can cancel us.

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Cliff Notes version of that speech:

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Do the work" is the new "I got yer back bro".

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit, she looks like she aged about fifty years in that photo.

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

God i hate these fucking politicians with their trained hand movements. They are so fraudulent.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think she's ever had a coherent thought. Is she still smokin' dope?

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take a shot every time she starts bird flapping her arms.

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MAGAlifeChoseMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Space is fake and gay. Obvious psyop.

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CaptainWinston 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking illiterate clown.

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Justice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha how is she allowed off teleprompter?

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PotatusHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know Dr. Seuss was her speech writer.

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. A heartbeat away from the presidency.

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GnarlyDoug 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs new speech writers. That was an example of what I call pseudo-egg-head gibberish. This was written by a dumb person trying to sound smart. It's the kind of padded high-IQ SOUNDING (but not actually smart) verbiage mediocre students put into their essays where nothing is actually said.

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TheFountainhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was predicted by Blues Traveler in the song Hook

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TheFountainhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Music video is pretty good too. Blues Traveler is a damn good band.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of the dumbest people in existence. She uses a lot of filler words to say simple nothings and has no grasp of what she's talking about. Just the usual, "work together, figure it out, and make progress for the future" word salad. This shit sounds like a first grader giving a book report about a book she didn't read.

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

She desperately wants to believe she is an inspiring orator. She isn't.

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

She retarded

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p-brane 1 point ago +1 / -0

$pace is a grift

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quiznossucks1 1 point ago +1 / -0

sorry..I don't have time to listen to fuckin idiots.......

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party12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine any group less capable of planning for our future? These are the same people who want to pass laws for ONE vote to given them what they want, and then revert to the status quo. Instant gratification, thy name is Democrat.

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chahn1138 0 points ago +1 / -1

“Our government must deepen and strengthen our partnership with the private sector,” she insisted.

== Coming from our Official Shaft-Worker this means FASCISM.

STRAIGHT UP FOLKS!

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HuntersCrackScale 0 points ago +1 / -1

Has s(he) ever made a coherent speech?

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Firegoodell 0 points ago +1 / -1

Harris spoke Friday at the Chabot Space & Science Center in Oakland, Calif., a city where fewer than half of high school students are functionally literate, and only about one in five black and Latin students can read at grade level.

I’m sure none of them can understand anything she says.

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it make me functionally illiterate if I can't either?