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SimplyPut 159 points ago +160 / -1

Get the remdesivir ready. After all, it was good enough for us. And I would only want the best for the Bidens.

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pburgpait 130 points ago +131 / -1

Don't forget the ventilators

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1b2a 65 points ago +66 / -1

At 100% load.

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Jacobite 35 points ago +36 / -1

Healthcare workers should take turns farting into the tubes.

Safe and effective.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 23 points ago +24 / -1

Come on man, I disagree with that

Surely modern medicine has advanced enough to enable all medical staff to fart simultaneously into the tubes...

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horsefacestorm 11 points ago +12 / -1

The trans doctors can have the option to queef into the tubes via their axe wounds.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +5 / -1

imagine the smell...

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MayorMcSixaplix 2 points ago +3 / -1

As she’s also a “dOcTOr” did they at least steer from eating Indian food beforehand as a way to extend professional courtesy?

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CovfefeVideo 8 points ago +9 / -1

brought to you by Pfizer

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User_X 6 points ago +7 / -1

Who's steering Joe Biden if Jill is not at the wheel?

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +2 / -1

...on tiktok

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Elencher 18 points ago +18 / -0

Man they really did murder people. Imagine low the already low COVID deaths would be if hospitals hadn't been turned into abbatoirs.

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1b2a 11 points ago +11 / -0

every time a ventilator turned on they made 10s of Gs

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WakeUpWorld 1 point ago +1 / -0

You had me until abbatoirs ????

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Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ford or Chevy?

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magalee 1 point ago +1 / -0

For once, don't be that weak-ass, noodle dick virus that we all know you to be.

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FitOfficial 19 points ago +19 / -0

Safe and, you guessed it... effective!

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NYRepublican72 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes .Asymptomatic thanks to the vaccine. Grateful.

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IAbsolutelyDare 10 points ago +10 / -0

Will she say the line?

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BobSux 13 points ago +13 / -0

They should give her 50 doses, for her safety.

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caKAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should Dr Fauci oversee her treatment, or should we send Jill to Cuba, China, or Ukraine to get treatment?

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SimplyPut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iran get my vote.

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PatriotsFTW 2 points ago +2 / -0

she is a dr! lt her prescibe herself lmfao! 50 pills of paxlovid!

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Filetsmignon 19 points ago +20 / -1

I'm still trying to find a pure blood who has gotten the Chyna Virus twice. Confirmed positive test both times. My cousin's wife is the only one who claims so, but that's literally it. Meanwhile lots of vaxxed and boosted people getting it umpteen times.

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ShotgunJoe 26 points ago +26 / -0

Never had it and I’m pure blood. Vax killed my dad though.

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CrackerJack2 18 points ago +18 / -0

My condolences for your loss.

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Faintlight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ugh. I'm sorry. It killed the guy I was going to marry too.

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ShotgunJoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry to hear that. Horrible!

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JSullz59 2 points ago +3 / -1

Pretty sure I had it twice. Christmas time kicked by butt I basically slept for 3 days straight. End of June felt kind of sick and tired but nothing close to the first time.

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KlEpto_CaponE 1 point ago +2 / -1

Same. Even the timing. I can't be sure though because I've never tested. First time I was shivering cold for a few days. Just couldn't get warm. Couldn't stay awake and just slept and shivered. Second time I had a headache and I was tired, but it went away after a couple of days.

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telan 6 points ago +7 / -1

No vax. I have supposedly had it twice, but that's only because the hospitals wanted to boost their numbers. I had it once. Non-clot-shotted family also had it once. It was so terrible! I couldn't do ANYTHING!...except continue going to work and doing everything I had been doing. It was the best worst mild cold I have ever had!

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OPsMom 3 points ago +5 / -2

My whole family is pure blood. We got covid last Aug/Sept. My son had it twice confirmed, he was tested about a month ago at an urgent care because I thought it was a sinus infection. Then I got sick afterward, just an annoying cough that has lasted 3 weeks so far, but I haven't confirm tested the second one. I'm still getting over the cough but it's nothing at the moment.

Last year covid put me in the hospital. This year I took one day off work but I needed a day off anyway.

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_Sully_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

The test cannot confirm Covid-19. Covid-19 is a suite of symptoms and not any symptom plus a positive test. The test tells you that a protein was detected. A protein that isn't exclusive to Sars-Cov-2.

I think it's important for people to understand that half these people that test positive aren't even sick even a little. It's just the test saying they have detected something that may be Sars-Cov-2.

All we are seeing here is that when you test all the time or even test when you feel a little sick there is just always something going around.

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TommyJarvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

FUCKING THIS

The tests are bullshit. It pops positive on flus and colds pretty regularly. That's why you can have a common cold and pop positive on multiple tests.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in 1/21 I supposedly had coovid. I took the PCR test and came back positive. What I had was very mild, basically an extremely short lived flu. Minor aches, fever and fatigue for a day and then a few days of congestion. I was surprised because I was told it was a death sentence so I had a rapid test to confirm and it came back positive too. I was like "huh."

After that I decided I was never taking another covid test, no matter what, because it's bullshit.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

My group of lefty vaccinated friends are all either at round 2 or onto round 3...one of them (is a MD no less) denied that unvaccinated immunity is measurably superior to vaccinated immunity (or, should I say, immunity from recovering after having had COVID among vaccine recipients, since obviously the vaccine provided no immunity).

No vaccine, had COVID = immune, and no study has yet measured the end of natural immunity. The vaccinated, on the other hand. Ay-yay, I wish them well but it's not a pretty picture.

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MikesMeat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Because the death jab gives people Vaccine induced autoimmune deficiency syndrome… it’s like AIDS. It weakens the immune system and keeps people dependent on shots forever.

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Paxlovid literally has medication used to treat AIDS in it. Ritonavir is the drug. People gonna freak out when they realize there immune systems are so fucked from the jabs that they have to take AIDS medication just to not get sick all the time.

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MikesMeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree, and I fully support and encourage every liberal to be vaxxed and quadruple boosted.

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've been talking about VAIDS here for a year.

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but I just looked it up. Is that with Adam Curry? I’ll check it out.

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Dimedog 4 points ago +4 / -0

My doctor noticed that all the repeat covid patients have been vaxxed and triple boosted. I got covid and took a z pack and felt better in a week. Imo, it's a mild flu at best.

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MikesMeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next time try Costco gummy vitamins - D, C, zinc and a multivitamin for good measure. Kicked it in a few days. I’m telling ya, gummies are where it’s at. 😎

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OrenthalGMudbone 3 points ago +3 / -0

only member of my direct family who didn't get clotted. only member of my family who never got COVID.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHY DO ONLY THE VACCINATED KEEP GETTING COVID?

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TDS_Consultant 49 points ago +49 / -0

She tweet how she's greatful for the injection yet?

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mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

which injection ?

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rossiFan 14 points ago +14 / -0

All of them.

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Trumpsta4 17 points ago +17 / -0

Faggot

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Trumpsta4 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go get your monkeypox booster, faggot.

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MikesMeat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Life saving vaccine. What a morooon.

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MikesMeat 11 points ago +12 / -1

Please get boosted now.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have zero comorbidities your risk is next to zero.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

And most Americans aren’t dead either, and most of aren’t vaxxed. People die as much from the flu as covid. You want in on the quarterly covid booster club, go for it.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let us know when such a thing exists.

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Gettr_Guns -5 points ago +1 / -6

They made it a few years ago, but you would rather believe random commentators on the internet who lie to you than the mountain of empirical evidence.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

If by mountain you mean molehill, you are correct. Care to point out the empirical evidence supporting "breakthrough" cases or adverse reactions? The only immunity and protection this shot provides that you'pathetically trust and love so much is for pharmaceutical companies against litigation.

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aqua27 45 points ago +45 / -0

The bidens are super spreaders

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Kek_The_World 19 points ago +19 / -0

In more ways than one.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kamala enters the chat.

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10MeV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like Bumbles coughing repeatedly into his hands, then shaking hands with people after the speech? That kind of idioticy? Yup.

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10gauge 41 points ago +42 / -1

Put her on a ventilator asap! To save her!

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Hanging_Chad 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the only way

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 38 points ago +38 / -0

Good thing she's a doctor, otherwise it would be much worse!

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WhiskeyDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear she’s a hell of a doctor.

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sully 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one knows better than Whoopi.

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Loc12 25 points ago +26 / -1

I am grateful for the protection my 4 shots have given me - Jill and Joe and the Pfzier CEO

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +3 / -2

I picture the Pfizer execs freight training Jill while Joe watches with his ice cream.

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x79q3pb 8 points ago +8 / -0

What was the bill bundled with?

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Bazzellle 3 points ago +3 / -0

They do read nor understand how politicians write bills. I am sure he/she thinks the inflation reduction bill is acktually about reducing inflation.

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's just another part of the political theater, I'm so tired of the intentional grouping of unrelated things.

Puppy protection act - tough sentences for animal abuse, oh but (shhh) the tax rate goes 10x higher for those on or around minimum wage.

Gets rejected by R's

Dems media arm "omg R's want puppies to be kicked and abused!!!"

It's all so tiring.

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WhiskeyDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they just use the COVID excuse to keep them off camera for a month.

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surfnslay 17 points ago +18 / -1

Does the FBI pay you faggots by the response?

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SmartGuy 1 point ago +3 / -2

Look at you get triggered that people dont care about what big pharma thinks. Makes you mad doesnt it?

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CmonGubMintGibMe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Come on covid!!!!

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EdisonHwy 12 points ago +12 / -0

How many shoppers in South Carolina got exposed to doctor jill?

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AmericaFloats 11 points ago +11 / -0

probably monkeypox in disguise.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be difficult to tell with her.

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f_bastiat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Secret service probably pissed they are on Joe's diaper duty while she's sick.

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rossiFan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remdesivir and a ventilator... STAT!

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remdesivir --- RunDeathIsNear

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Kek_The_World 8 points ago +8 / -0

In related news she also tests positive for stupidity.

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LockNload 1 point ago +2 / -1

Winner,

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markdarsbarg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does she have mild symptoms? Is she thankful for the protection the vaccine and boosters have given her?

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Gettr_Guns -21 points ago +1 / -22

She seems smart enough to get vaccinated. She doesn’t have anything to worry about.

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Deplorable_Yankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird how “died unexpectedly” has trended on the web and is now banned from using on social media. All those involved in those stories were fully jabbed. That is how you know it works I guess. The more boosters the better from what I hear. You can’t get the China Virus if you are dead. Science.

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thisisatestof2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let me guess, she's thankful for the safe and effective jab and boosters.

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FitOfficial 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hmmm... I wonder why she didn't catch it back when her husband got it 85 times. Must be a Bill and Hillary situation.

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TennesseeScorpio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now she’ll re-infect potato when she’s wiping his ass.

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Waitafriggingminute 7 points ago +7 / -0

She already tested positive for shitty fashion sense...

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Code for " Is taking a vacation at taxpayer expense."

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cook_does 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lord, may her suffering be short and her passage to the lake of fire be expedient.

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Deplorable_Yankee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where is that super strain when you need it.

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MyPersonalExp 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOMP WOMP … anyway…

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SigSauer1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course she got covid, she wasn't wearing a mask that blocks it

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zillat 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a whore!

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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Barney_Z28 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, I bet she got it from Lloyd Austin or vice versa.

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magamagamaga123 5 points ago +5 / -0

But thank God she has the vaccine or this could be much, much worse!

Oh, and now she has victim status so we can't mock her and must have empathy for her.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Die ho

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footinmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just one more booster!

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yurimodin 4 points ago +4 / -0

must have gotten it from that smallpox blanket of a dress she had the other day

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

She did test negative for class.

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

And now she’ll get monkey pox from the dog while in quarantine.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give her Paxlovid and Remdesivir, it's the only proven safe and effective treatment. Also a ventilator to play it safe. Stay away from ivermectin or vitamins, as those are dangerous to our democracy. And if that doesn't work, send some money to Ukraine as a last resort.

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OldGloryUnfurled 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh no....anyways...

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ancroidubh 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s OK, her clothes have tested positive for slipcovers…

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idrago01 3 points ago +3 / -0

where is the glad i was vaccinated since it could have been worse tweet

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess wearing tablecloths won't protect you from covid.

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MikeOxbig007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alice Cooper dyed his hair?

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malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

“You won’t get Covid if you get these vaccines.” - Brandon at cnn town hall

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ThomasJackson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stacy Abrams dead from it yet?

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Blueanon85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no. She probably caught it from one of her patients in the emergency room. Being a doctor is tough

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xanaxagoras 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder which medications she will prescribe herself, Dr. Jill Biden!

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Pavementprincess 3 points ago +3 / -0

And she never quarantined herself....pranced all over like it would be a gift to catch covid from her???
Of course she got covid....Joe kept getting it over and over!

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TheTexan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She tested positive for slut, fraudulent, and ugly a long time ago

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hillaryisgoingdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's grateful for the protection

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flabby-doo-dad 3 points ago +4 / -1

I like how Trump & Melania got COVID at the same time, proving they're a real marriage, yet Jill is apparently closer to randos than to her own husband.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show me the rectal swab test. Whatever they are using isn't as accurate

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unavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

stupid fucking ugly ass fake lying POS cunt. burn in hell jill

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UltraFrogMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont care.