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GEOTUS endorses Dan Goldman for Congress in NY-10 (media.patriots.win)            TRUMP  TRUTH  
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Cianevalies 81 points ago +82 / -1

No way that’s real. That’s the kindest bitch slap I’ve ever seen

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americandrunk 29 points ago +30 / -1

Trump has moments of clarity I cannot fathom. This is on a whole other level.

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americandrunk 11 points ago +11 / -0

I had to read it twice, but he is basically saying everything in the opposite of what he means.

So, when he says he strongly endorses him he means he doesn't. When he says "but because he was honourable, fair and hihgly intelligent" he means he was dishonourable, unfair and stupid. When Trump says "I would like to thank Dan for fighting America" he is calling Dan out for not fighting for America.

If you make a list of each compliment and then write the opposite next to it, Trump is meaning to say the opposite.

Because of the math where Trump means everything opposite I believe these statements to be the nices sounding insults. The problem is that each statement could EASILY be read as true (especially if you don't know Dan Goldman) so it is one of those perfectly balanced 50/50 kinds of posts that could be read either way.

Does that help?

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GotCommonSense 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are completely right on the face of the tweet.

The background is, that these are basically races D's will win. The angle he takes is that D's often push "crazy" maga candidates to then win the general and try to mess us up with these tactics.

Trump is entering this game of "fake endorsements to mess with your opponents" in a very humoristic way. DRY HUMOR :)

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americandrunk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohhhh ... I missed that piece of the puzzle, I was just looking at the language. Ah yes, this is a whole other level of sublime.

Thanks for the heads up there.

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DeportAntifa 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, I don’t think that’s the case. This isn’t how you would do that. He’s going lesser of evils here.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was an excellent, clear explanation. I wish I'd read it before I started commenting on this thread. Still, I think his wit was too obtuse and too easily misinterpreted by the average person, like me...

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Injustice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump needs to make his sarcasm game better and use "strongly" recommend instead of without quotes. Essentially Trump is thanking him for running because he will motivate New Yorkers to elect a republican and also the brain dead liberals may think this endorsement of Trump is a scarlett letter for Dan

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Xahnel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump uses quotes to emphasize words because he's got more important shit to do than learn how to bold and italicize.

Reddit and here are the only sites I ever bothered to learn that shit for either.

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Injustice 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a bit try hard on his part. Two part. Definitely not one of his best works.

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0care 5 points ago +5 / -0

as good as his classic tweets!

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scyenceFiction 1 point ago +1 / -0

You ought to read the ones for Fat Jerry Nadler and Carolyn Maloney. Epic bitchslaps, both of them.

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SurfandTurf 17 points ago +20 / -3

Early life.

Every. Damn. Time.

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trump4045 14 points ago +15 / -1

You needed an early life with a last name like that?

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NateBedfordForrest 5 points ago +11 / -6

Yep. It is literally in his name. No need for early life search. Yet the faggots on here doesn't see who their real massas are.

Edit. I think he is trolling, I actually stopped at Goldman. Edit part 2. He has endorsed the Jew before. He has hired the swamp before. One could understand my curtailed patience to read the full troll.

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DonttrustChina 12 points ago +14 / -2

Trump weighs in on a blue state contest to deem someone in the other party the lesser evil.

You: "The Jews are his masters!"

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Mitch_WerBell_III 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly this...

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ghettometal 0 points ago +2 / -2

at this point Trump could simply endorse an unknown educated, middle class worker or business owner. Do you think ppl wouldnt vote for him if that candidate is compassioned and loves his country?

Forget the misconception that politicians are experts on anything aside of insider-trading and tax avoidance. They should be, but they aren't.

Whats the odds of always promoting candidates that are 0.2% of the worlds population and evidently never cares about their host countries? Its baffling that the whole Biden admin is jewish. What would you think if every single one of them were Muslims orJapanese, Greek, or from one Corporate like BlackRock?

So no surprise why pedes, who started noticing patterns and consequences through observation and empirical data, are questioning Trumps intentions. I mean half of his family is jewish? WTF. And Jews hate Christians if they follow their religion. And if religion isn't important, than why convert into Judaism? Cherrypicking Judaism? How and why?

This is exactly the reason why i want our own representatives without ANY elite/network connection at all in charge and power, including severe anti-corruption laws plus death penalty.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

A really, really good comment. So true... thanks for making it. Resonates with me, a lot.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

at this point Trump could simply endorse an unknown educated, middle class worker or business owner. Do you think ppl wouldnt vote for him if that candidate is compassioned and loves his country?

Not in a deep blue state, no. The point of endorsing one dem over another in a situation where there is no way anybody who's not a dem wins is to create a lesser evil.

Its baffling that the whole Biden admin is jewish.

It sure would be, if it were the case, which it isn't.

And Jews hate Christians if they follow their religion.

That's bullshit. At least beyond that pretty much every bronze age-medieval religion has various statements about how they're good and saved and everybody else is bad and damned and so forth, but in the developed world most people have left that kind of fundamentalism behind. Christians believe in "convert or go to Hell" too, theoretically, and crusaded against everyone they deemed heathens and heretics for centuries. But it's the 21st century.

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Injustice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Read between the lines Trump "strongly endorses" Dan Goldman. He is fucking with the guy.

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ghettometal 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a moment of "generally speaking". On the other hand, maybe this situation wouldn't exist if republican candidates were more down to earth and real local connected people in the first place. And i'm not talking about Kumba-Ya stuff. A good person with good intentions is more likely to convince normies and libtards than power tripping bankers and networkers imo.

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GotCommonSense 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad you aint moving your ass to D.C. to fight all you cry about. To take over a gov. position or offer an alternative. Trump fought against 90% of gov employees and the pool he couldchoose from was always tainted. Still he managed to be the greatest pro_American President in a loooong time!

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nermal 14 points ago +14 / -0

Haha! the libtard's heads will explode with this double-reverse psychology inside-out "endorsement" (in a presumably "safe" DNC seat)

... do they not vote for him because Trump endorsed him, or do they vote for him because Trump fake-endorsed him, but could that be what Trump actually wants them to do ...

Genius move

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FreeNow 6 points ago +6 / -0

And Trump gets to talk about having another of his endorsed candidates win a primary. This time a Democrat primary. This is payback for Ds endorsing Cheney. Or what they call meddling when Trump does it.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

literally 69 D chess!

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Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a barrel chested lady, maybe with a beard too.

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basedBlumpkin 14 points ago +16 / -2

You still believe Fox News polls? Let us know how that works out for you.

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J6BitchSpray 11 points ago +12 / -1

Only when I like the results. otherwise they’re trash

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is only one poll that matters. And in the end, there is only one thing that matters. Best of luck my friend.

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J6BitchSpray 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re all bullshit

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Dictator_Bob 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah and strangely we are winning them which gets out people into positions of power. We're going to continue to do that while you sit on your ass being a faggot.

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J6BitchSpray 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol I guess you didn’t get your daily requirement for cock today and are all cranky. Go die in a fire shill.

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General_Specific 0 points ago +1 / -1

College level spelling and proofreading there.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

yep! the FLAG POLE!!!

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I came he to say — I really can’t understand this endorsement

But

As a bunch slap — yes

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johnqpublic864 74 points ago +76 / -2

So, he endorsed the libtard as a reverse psychology tactic? The libtards won't want to vote for the Trump endorsed candidate? Is that the game?

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johnqpublic864 61 points ago +62 / -1

I'm pretty sure this is what Trump's doing. Look at his TruthSocial. He just "endorsed" another libtard and Jerry Nadler.

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danneskjold 57 points ago +57 / -0

Both of these endorsements are ones where sitting Democrats are facing off against each other. He's telling MAGA in that district which way he would prefer we tip the scales.

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Amaroq64 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lmfao can you imagine if Trump's endorsements for the Democrat primaries start beating all their opponents too and they add that to his 92% of endorsements winning?

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Hanging_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

rooftop kek

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was beginning to get a rittre ronery.

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innominata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rook over here, many flens

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Cantshadowbanthemall 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think that's what he's doing.

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danneskjold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Confirmed. I looked it up and you can't switch parties in NY that easily for primaries.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

bullshit. I switched parties several times to vote for the ringers in NYC.

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danneskjold 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I read is that you have to do it at least a week before the primary. Since we're within a week, I assume that means that nobody can switch parties anymore.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

In NYC, if you show up and make a stink - especially if you can print something out showing your party affiliation change form, etc., they HAVE to let you vote.

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IroWide 25 points ago +25 / -0

Perhaps he is endorsing these particular candidates as a joke because they are too useless to do any substantial damage.

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 6 points ago +6 / -0

It seems, to me, like he's doing it tongue in cheek to run up his endorsement win record in democrat dominant areas where he knows MAGA doesn't even stand a chance.

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Faulkner 8 points ago +8 / -0

He’s going to be kingmaker of both parties.

Make the Democrat party straight again.

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innominata 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reeeee Conversion therapy is bad!

Unless you're converting from innie to outie or vice versa. Then its totally fine and you can pick and choose until your bones all break from osteoporosis and you die from a vaccine related heart attack at 17. Then its affirming!

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd settle for sane at this point...

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LatitudeofMind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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Donnybiceps 8 points ago +10 / -2

Mmmm mental gymnastics 4d chess.

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J6BitchSpray 4 points ago +5 / -1

That’s a weird tactic if that’s the case. I don’t see it hurting him.

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johnqpublic864 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nah, go look at his TruthSocial account. He's being sarcastic.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 54 points ago +56 / -2

It's at times like these, while reading the comments here, that I realize how many people don't understand his humor, or just humor in general.

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Imransgarage 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s fucking hilarious. Read it in order… “made me realize how talented I really am!” LMFAO

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ridleybourne 7 points ago +11 / -4

I think a lot of us comprehend his humor but this just seems off. When majority of the folks in GEOTUS’s #1 fan club are puzzled in the slightest it’s probably a solid indicator his posts didn’t hit.

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Barbs 29 points ago +31 / -2

They’re Dem vs Dem races where there isn’t even a Republican involved, and even though he doesn’t actually live in New York anymore he’s still a New Yorker, so he’s fucking with them all.

We have some seriously dense people around here, that’s for sure.

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hellohellohellohello 11 points ago +11 / -0

Daniel Goldman was one of the sleaziest architects of the impeachment. Trump endorsing him in NYC can only hurt him there, especially if it's a somewhat close race. He may have given the kiss of death to his new political career. It's brilliant.

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is technically retired right now, he could do whatever he wants as his kids run his company. He basically is only focused around what he is interested in.

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Tobintime 3 points ago +3 / -0

The beauty of it is he doesn't even need much time to do it, it takes what, 3 minutes to draft a truth up right? He could literally type this up on the toilet (a literal shitpost if you will) and leave the fake news commenting on and guessing his motives for the next week.

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RootinTootin 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's endorsing a Democrat. Why would anyone think anything other than Trump trolling

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% agree with you - and you explained it very clearly, thank you.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus most of those times when a lot of people have no clue what he’s talking about.

Seriously I have no fucking clue about this but he’s prob known most prominent New Yorkers personally for decades. This isn’t some bumfuck place why assume he doesn’t get.

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innominata 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been laughing since I read it, thought they were excellent

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Cool_Coolidge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well we do have the best autists, don’t we?!

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_Cabal_ -4 points ago +1 / -5

Or maybe the communist destruction of the country just isn't something some people find to be very funny, and they actually take it very seriously.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you can't try to find at least a little humor now and again you're going to fry your brain. Even in the darkest of days there are times to fuck with your opponents and laugh a little.

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never lose your sense of humor. Where there is humor, there is hope. Where there is hope, there's a path to success

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_Cabal_ 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'll laugh when they're dead and gone

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

If all commies drop dead so will I.

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 24 points ago +27 / -3

Huh? Wtf did I just read.

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Thelongrun 13 points ago +15 / -2

Well, I'm still scratching my head. Misfiring satire?

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly -43 points ago +5 / -48

Hopefully or else DeSantis it is. Crazy shit.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 2 points ago +2 / -0

do you know what the average IQ is for a Navy Seal?

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly -4 points ago +2 / -6

Says the handshake to the guy that's been here since day 1.

Go back to reddit, faggot face.

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly -2 points ago +1 / -3

Go touch some grass, dick breath. You're a disgrace to your whole family.

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Thelongrun 8 points ago +13 / -5

I reckon it must be satire, on Trump's behalf. But really, it ain't that funny, and it could easily backfire. Unnecessary/un-needed sarcasm, I guess. Or are we all missing something? 6D chess always whizzed over my head....

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stjimmy92 22 points ago +23 / -1

He’s endorsing Dems in races where there’s just two Dems running and mocking them

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thanks for explaining it... I just wish... oh, it doesn't matter...

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StableGeniusNJ 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's not 6-D chess, it's a fucking joke. My word.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +4 / -2

I get it, now. I just don't think it's very funny. Just me.

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StableGeniusNJ 3 points ago +4 / -1

You don't have to find it funny, it's just a very obvious joke.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's okay by me.

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it's meant to be a joke - I just don't think it's even slightly humorous, that's all.

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StableGeniusNJ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah Trump is endorsing Dems, retard. You got it

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pburgpait 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fag

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StableGeniusNJ 21 points ago +22 / -1

The amount of retards here who can't get an obvious joke greatly frightens me.

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Barbs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, the concern trolling got turned up to 11 in this thread. Sheesh.

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sir-coffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm shocked that so many people don't get it.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 19 points ago +23 / -4

Guys seriously why are all of you freaking out going "OMG how dare he make jokes" or "Why didn't he endorse a Republican!"

Here's what's happening. Your memer in chief is troll endorsing multiple Democrats in deep blue districts that have no viable R challenger or had only 1 candidate running. He's making fun of them whilst doing it. This is why I want him back.

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7thCavBluntman 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok I updooted you so your back to zero points, man people don't realize its epic trolling.

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pburgpait 4 points ago +6 / -2

Who the fuck downvoted this?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Black pillers who have lost all hope. Spurn them not for theirs is a fate worse than going woke.

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pburgpait 4 points ago +4 / -0

These faggots are free to get off the trump train at anytime, but they keep trying to derail it with us on it. Deport upon site

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frens don't leave frens behind. Especially not frens that need you the most in this moment. Show them the light of Liz Cheney getting pink slipped.

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7thCavBluntman 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you can't see this is a troll, I don't know what to tell you.

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julianleroux 7 points ago +7 / -0

...and coming from the greatest troll of all time ... you'd think people would learn

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TippyTop1987 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is some sophisticated shit talking I have ever witnessed. He is going after impeachment Dems by endorsing their competition in the primary all while talking mad shit about them publicly.

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whew. Had to scroll really far to find someone who figured it out. He’s taking everyone who tried to impeach him out of politics. By endorsing the lead attorney in the impeachment NO DEMOCRAT is going to vote for him.

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Justice 9 points ago +11 / -2

Was trump hacked?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 17 points ago +18 / -1

He's endorsing Democrats to fuck with people.

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1-800-GET-MAGA 1 point ago +7 / -6

♟♟♟ 6D chess, ladies and GENTLEMEN!!! ♟♟♟

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly -20 points ago +8 / -28

It sounds like the FBI broke him.

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +11 / -2

Is there a punchline here or am I missing something?

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Thelongrun 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bizarre, isn't it? Is it fake? And if it's fake, why was it stickied? Seriously, War Hamster, how much weirder can things get?!

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Asilimum 14 points ago +14 / -0
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Thelongrun 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah, high level satire, on his behalf, then...

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +5 / -1

🤣😭

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm praying it is!

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danneskjold 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Republican primaries in these districts were canceled because there was only one candidate and they're already moving on. These two districts have two sitting Democrats running against each other due to redistricting. It's God-Emperor-tier trolling.

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Thelongrun 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yeah, I agree - he's trolling, being sarcastic. But I think that you've seen, even in this forum of pretty well clued-up people, that it's backfired, been misunderstood... that is, some of us 'don't get the joke'... so, what the hell will 'normies' make of this politically erudite sarcasm? I think it's inappropriate, in light of the history of the 2020 coup, the J6 protesters rotting in prison and the fact that the Deep State regime are dissolving our nation and have ZERO FUCKING INTENTION OF EVER LETTING TRUMP ANYWHERE NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN!!!!

And yet, here we are, witnessing Trump rapier witting around while Rome burns...

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danneskjold 8 points ago +8 / -0

Daniel Goldman is running against another Democrat congressman. Carolyn Maloney and Jerry Nadler are running against each other. And for the record, he did not endorse Jerry Nadler. He endorsed Carolyn Maloney, who he called the "better man", but said it was close.

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victory2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

edit: (nevermind, I'm a retard and got confused with early voting in NY)

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danneskjold 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is for New York's primary next Tuesday.

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victory2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, I got confused with early voting.

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danneskjold 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Republican primary in NY-10 was canceled. There was only one candidate, Benine Hamdan, and she has already advanced to the general election.

The same is true with NY-12. Mike Zumbluskas is already the Republican nominee.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tweets? TRUTHS!

There was no Republican primary he endorsed Dems in.....

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grassshrimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have a hard time process "too many" tweets, I guess. Maybe he can do both, kind of like chewing gum and talking at the same time.

I understand though, just ignore this tweet and prepare yourself for the next one.

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Thelongrun -5 points ago +5 / -10

I agree. It's feeble humor at best, and look at the monstrous machinery he is up against - the snarling, murderous C.I.A-Military-Industrial-Complex and the global bankster Elite, and he's engaging in horseplay like this... this AIN'T the time to be joking around... he could end up being the joke. Trump, at this stage in the proceedings, should be as serious as cancer, and as ruthless as a Roman centurion... he had his Presidency stolen from him, we had our millions of votes stolen from us... this is NOT some billionaire's GAME...

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Barbs 8 points ago +9 / -1

Where the fuck are all you concern trolls coming from?

Yeah, you guys are all smarter than GEOTUS, which is why he’s a billionaire President married to a supermodel and you’re not.

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Thelongrun 0 points ago +3 / -3

I upvoted you because you're right, on many levels.

We are concerned.

I hope we're wrong.

I just think he should be playing it straight, not pulling pranks.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +4 / -0

These are all super deep blue areas where republicans don’t win. Pretty obvious he’s just throwing a wrench in the dem primaries for shits and giggles.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣😂 Shitting himself Nadler?! 😂🤣

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

OKAY GENIUSES!!!

TRUMP IS ASKING US TO MOBILIZE AND HELP PRIMARY NADLER!!!!!!!!!

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is clown world, brother, there are no limits.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for making me smile, friend, I needed it. It sure is clown world, and it's a circus I'm rapidly tiring of. Ever get the feeling we're all being played?

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

I look at it like a test, and I enjoy the fight.

Sometimes, the journey IS the destination.

So I decided to live each day as if I'm not going to see the end of this game, but still determined to do what I can to move the ball down the field and enjoy being part of the real right side of history.

Hope that makes sense.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makes a lot of sense, and beautifully expressed.

For now, we wait, and, in time, we'll see who is real, or false.

Remember the very last scene in John Carpenter's 'The Thing'?

That's where we're at right now.

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swarleybing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Us mere mortals cannot decipher the 13D chess going on here

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on Hamster. Read it again and you will see JUST HOW TALENTED you really are!!! Cmon its funny bro.

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

So he's trolling.....which is what I was hoping for.

TY

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was bored? I dk.

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HunterBidensPC 8 points ago +9 / -1

He’s just trying to keep his endorsement record strong

He knows he’s not going to beat the NY voter fraud system so making friends with the lesser evil might give him some future plays. Same with Oz. These endorsements are for retarded faggots but only in places where even retarder faggots keep winning anyway

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Colonel_Chestbridge 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wow. Embarrassing how many people on this thread can be so fucking oblivious

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SaltyKrakenBalls 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is the GOAT TROLL. Absolutely brilliant move. Now he can gloat when they win and take credit. Keeping that endorsement % up on the corrupt ol bags that have zero chance of losing, as their stock in dominion is too big.

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Asilimum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sooo should this post be labeled "shitpost"?

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe, but "shitpost" usually means we made it up.

lol we don't have a flair for when Trump shitposts.

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ceesco2020 5 points ago +7 / -2

You idiots don’t get sarcasm.JFC.

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grassshrimp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Master troll, too much for even many of us. Lighten up and take the troll for what it's worth. Laugh a little. We're on a roll, for now.

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johnqpublic864 4 points ago +5 / -1

🤔

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Canadiapede7 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is very clearly making fun of these losers while at the same time making people with sever TDS go full retard. He can now also claim that these guys won because of his endorsement which will cause loud roars and screams of REEEEEEE, every time Trump takes credit.

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Joe_Snow 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂 this is masterfully crafted trolling. Top level stuff. 🤌

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wethepepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Autistic fed bois are so confused right now

Too autistic to understand heavy sarcasm

It’s ok. They will learn!

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oneunderscore__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone know what the official track record is for endorsements/wins so far?

After last night they are probably lining up to get endorsements lol

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

92%. I saw it on the news this morning.

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awsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Presidential KEK

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FancyNancy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Umm what? is this real?

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Justice 3 points ago +7 / -4

He just “endorsed” Jerry Nadler. I think he was hacked. That it I’m missing some sarcasm, but it doesn’t feel that way.

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Thelongrun 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yeah, I've now figured it was sarcasm... but too subtle... well, for a dumbass like me, at least!

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sir-coffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm concerned about the number of people who can't recognize satire.

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SoaringBull 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant right-left combo: I CRUSHED YOU!! Let's talk when you're done weeping.

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TheHankening 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is trolling everyone looking to launch or advance careers off of failing in their corrupt witch hunts

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GG_Escalator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerry Nadler.

L O L

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Daniel Goldman?

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zestanor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol this is not a "Rino," it's a Democrat. I assume there is no serious republican opposition for that district.

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mkline 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to read this twice...and then read it again🤣

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Nowsthetime 2 points ago +3 / -1

I hope someone figures this out.

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StolenElectionsKill 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fcking VINTAGE Troll Master Trump!

He knows their asses are all torn apart about TRUMP'S ENDORSEMENTS virtually running the table, and they think all those candidates ONLY won because of Trump's endorsement.

"Lawyer Dan Gold" just got 'branded'. NPCs will vote against him just because he got Trump's endorsement. They still have no clue even as to why Trump got elected in the first place.

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patiohimself 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Dan hack his account?

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turdinthepunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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NoNewOrder 2 points ago +2 / -0

OBVIOUS BS

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy he is running against is a far left progressive.

Hope he wins!

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Asilimum 4 points ago +4 / -0

These endorsements, sarcasm or not, will probably make the far-left progressive win because of the massive TDS in New York that could be associated with these people now

There's not even a single Republican candidate in any of the races

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Juantinntwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a win win then. Trump can’t stand this guy for trying to run the impeachment sham, so he gets rid of them if this has the Streisand effect. If it doesn’t and this guy wins, which is very likely, then he gets to pad his endorsement stats and can later smugly claim that he helped him win re-election. I think it’s just poking the fire ant mound, but since this race doesn’t really change anything it really doesn’t matter how this goes.

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pburgpait 1 point ago +1 / -0

Accelerationism

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Thelongrun -4 points ago +2 / -6

Correct.

I think this is very suspect behaviour from Trump, indeed.

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Prayeradime12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dan 9n impeachment hoax 1:

https://youtu.be/bGkr9n6DwSg

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aqua27 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is it real or just a bitch slap to him?

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +3 / -2

Goldman

I'll pass thank you very much.

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DaRealTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at Alaska Dems. Voted for the Republican runner up in record numbers. Maybe message we need to deploy same tactics to dem. Primaries

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +2 / -1

somebody help me, what did DJT just say? I am soooo confused here.

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J6BitchSpray 1 point ago +4 / -3

Wait he’s endorsing him? I don’t get it.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get the feeling Trump’s endorsement is sincere.

Look at the guy and his family.

Look at the cases he has handled.

You would think he is a patriotic Republican, but for him running the impeachment.

I almost feel this guy is a Trumpian Democrat. We need 20 or so Trumpian democrats to win seats. Doing so would put the Trumpians in control as kingmakers.

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

He helped my cousin get elected in 2020