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BabbleRabble 616 points ago +618 / -2

how bout you start signing some Mastercard and Visa credit card applications and PAY FOR YOUR OWN SHIT.

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Cyberpunkd 125 points ago +125 / -0

Comment of the day!

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CerebralPimp [S] 59 points ago +60 / -1

I second that!

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EvolutionIsFake 94 points ago +94 / -0

For those that don't know. NATO is a military alliance.

So if Ukraine is accepted into NATO, and they are at War with Russia, then WE also are at War with Russia, as per our alliance.

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projectfreedom 65 points ago +65 / -0

AFAIK a country at war can't join NATO.

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saltyviewer123 83 points ago +83 / -0

(D)emocrats don't follow the rules unless it suits their needs.

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GoodJuan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well since he said it then the globohomos will most certainly abide

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LawlAndDisorder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hopefully some of the countries have some sense. They need to resolve their shit.

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Baconb_breakfast 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m sure he’ll change his mind when the US decided to provide a wad of cash to Norway in the next funding bill.

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sovereign_citizen 3 points ago +4 / -1

Listening to Stoltenberg now. He did NOT say Ukraine could not join NATO. Hey said it's up to them. This after a reporter specifically asked about Zelensky signing of the application. See 3:40 when he takes questions: https://youtu.be/Q0qskUOHJzs

His language is very much in support of Ukraine

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ManlyFirmness 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Political power grows from the barrel of a gun.”

They’ll do what they like until the people enforce the law.

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RadicalCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are obviously willing to use it

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Mooksayshigh 8 points ago +8 / -0

They can join, just can’t invoke the 5th while an active war is already happening.

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AndrewLB 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can't join. There are specific agreements against countries bordering Russia being able to join NATO. Unfortunately that isn't a rule that's followed.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +3 / -1

That sounds accurate.

Does it matter if there was an actual declaration of war?

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BillsmafiaGG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turkey joined NATO in 1952, when they are recorded to have been part of the Korean War. Appears the rule is flexible (or the provision was updated later).

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MrDonaldTrump 7 points ago +8 / -1

It's so cute that you still believe in rules and laws

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projectfreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what makes me different to them.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

And here's another question, what the fuck does Turkey have to do with the North Atlantic?

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projectfreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a time when the EU and NATO were accepting anyone who walked in the front door.

It was only after Russia wanted to join NATO and Turkey the EU that both orgs got more picky.

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AndrewLB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turkey was a buffer to keep the USSR out of the middle east.

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BillsmafiaGG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah ok, that explains how Turkey apparently joined mid-war. Tx;)

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Nikola_S1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically, the Mediterranean is a part of north Atlantic.

Practically, Turkey can block Russia from exiting the Black Sea.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right before Istanbul becomes Constantinople again...

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes they can block off Russia from accessing it, but they only have contact with the caspian, black, aegean and mediterranean. They have zero contact with the Atlantic Ocean. Even less with the North atlantic which starts on the northern part of Portugal moved up to Spain, France and Ireland.

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just like how India could block 90% of China's oil.

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murph1953 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surround Russia.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what's funny about that is Turkey sides with Russia. As does China, lndia, Brazil and South Africa... that's a hell of a lot of boots.

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geekesmind 31 points ago +31 / -0

So basically WW3

Same thing the libtards cried about that TRUMP was going to get us into

🙄🙄

FJB and f*ck Ukraine

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EvolutionIsFake 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, The Biden's playground, Ukraine, is asking for WWIII

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Hangemh1gh 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the line Putin has "put in the sand". Hang on boys, we're in for a bumpy ride.

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radicalfree 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't be part of Nato if one member state votes against it. Turkey and Hungary won't allow it. Pretty sure there are more members who don't want to start WW3. Zelensky is just doing his usual PR stuff so relax. If Ukraine is allowed into NATO because of US pressure there will be mass exodus of NATO.

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RealTXPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, can't cover pre existing conflicts bro

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TiddyPussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice 👈😁👈

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I 500th'd that.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 78 points ago +79 / -1

He's signing it because if NATO accepts Ukraine, then NATO will be forced to jump in and fight directly against Russia.

This is a desperation move: Zelensky knows he's about to lose.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 36 points ago +36 / -0

Oh, they'll also pitch in - they'll send medics, sleeping bags, a few open-back trucks that were due for decommission anyway, a dozen logistics officers... you know, point-of-the-spear stuff. /s

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JustHereForTheSalmon 26 points ago +26 / -0

Don't forget NATO's equivalent to the UN child rape units.

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SALTYinSeattle 16 points ago +16 / -0

We already are running and funding the whole thing.

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gunteh 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s how Iraq and Afghanistan worked out, people forgot NATO was deployed originally and the US ended up being the last ones left along with Britain.

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CrackerJack2 10 points ago +10 / -0

So JOE BIDEN's "legacy" is to embroil us into WWIII. Time to bring out the straight jacket for old demented Joe.

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GreyGooseDown 10 points ago +10 / -0

We are paying for it now, but as "foreign aid".

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projectfreedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

foreign AIDS

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giggitybooped 15 points ago +15 / -0

The powers that be want WW3. This is poking the bear as Russia is vehemently against this.

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spelunking_librator 8 points ago +8 / -0

"we need a quick war with russia to show them who's boss" - killary

one way to have a quick war is to use nukes, like in Japan

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giggitybooped 14 points ago +15 / -1

Funny the US drops nukes on Japan. The US also lied about WMDs to invade a country we never belonged in. Russia threatens nukes or invades another country and it's like they're the only one's who have ever done it and that the US is squeaky clean. Rules for thee.

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Cyberpunkd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Also, I would think strategic and tactical nukes could actually save lives in the long run. The longer this shit drags on, the more people die. We saw how fast Japan surrendered. Zelensky's balls will be neutered once Russia introduces him to the atomic age.

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AndrewLB 1 point ago +2 / -1

To be at least a bit fair, Saddam had made huge violations of the gulf war cease fire agreement, refusing to prove that weapons were destroyed that were verified to exist at the end of the Gulf War, not to mention shooting missiles daily at US pilots. The gulf war was never ended, it was simply a cease fire. Any violation of the cease fire could have resulted in resumption of hostilities. As much as i hate Bush, i'm pretty sure the deep state intentionally gave him bad information in order to cause him a loss in the election in 2004.

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giggitybooped 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with you with the exception of:

As much as i hate Bush, i'm pretty sure the deep state intentionally gave him bad information in order to cause him a loss in the election in 2004.

Bush and Cheney were both in the club. Just like Obama, Clinton, Bush Sr., etc.

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nonrate 14 points ago +14 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking: desperation. I highly doubt Europe has the stones to get into a full conflict with Russia, especially with things withering as they are over there. They haven't had to really defend themselves in 70 years and have got too soft depending on America for both defense and paying for it.

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XLNutts 15 points ago +15 / -0

Imagine all the Europeans going off to fight their brothers while the immigrants stay behind and ravage their homelands.

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BeardedNinjaPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

We won't have to imagine soon.

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leaving their women and children in the cold and darkness with a bunch of vibrant refugee rapists to fight Russia who has done nothing against them at all, in order to fight on behalf of the group that destroyed their gas supply lines and their economies.

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SpaceAgePolymer 3 points ago +3 / -0

But those are strong, independent women that don’t need no man! In fact, if you watch movies and tv you’ll see that every 100lb anorexic woman is a warrior that can fight off 200lb men with ease! And they’d be the first to tell you that you don’t “own” them anyway, so I’d say “ok liberated women, enjoy!” But I’m an ass and a tradwife so I’m not worried about that happening to me 😂🤷🏼‍♀️😎

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, by using wamyn power, a 90 lb. woman can throw a 200 lb. man on his back just by grabbing his hand, and slightly twisting his wrist! They'll be juuust fine.

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TruckFudeau 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think "they" have already thought of that.

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jhewish 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yes this is the faggot that is about to lose admitting defeat.

The fucking homo can sign the application all he wants. It wont be accepted.

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Cyberpunkd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense. Why would someone who is winning and obliterating Russia at every turn suddenly want to join NATO....unless he's not really winning =) But, but CNN told me muh ukrainian farmers were shooting down Russian MiGs with BB guns!!

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sordfysh 13 points ago +13 / -0

The crazy part is that NATO is likely to reject the application. If that happens, Russia will be emboldened.

On the other hand, this seems like a convenient way to go to war without the approval of Congress.

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spelunking_librator 11 points ago +11 / -0

without the approval of Congress? sign us up! democrats like this shit

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Cyberpunkd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see how they could possibly accept it. Do all the countries have to vote, and does it need to be unanimous? Certainly, there are a few countries with common sense?

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sordfysh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk how it works, but in general, foreign treaties are a way around the Constitution. Foreign treaties were a loophole to the Constitution built in early on in our nation.

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Plashler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pallets and pallets of cash can influence decisions.

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Truglow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Article 5 wont alow NATO to help while there is an on going conflict happening. So guess what Russia will do...

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forth2win 2 points ago +2 / -0

epic comment haha

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MAGACARTA_333 2 points ago +2 / -0

🔥🤌

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ProphetOfKek 274 points ago +275 / -1

Signing a NATO application in the middle of a war seems exactly the opposite of what NATO was supposed to be: a deterrent from starting a war in the first place, not to fan the flames of an ongoing war.

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MythArcana 114 points ago +114 / -0

It's really convenient how we give that clown $100 BILLION, then he loses as expected, now he wants free protection under the guise of a NATO agreement that we won't see one dime. This is yet another scam of the century, and there are many such cases.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 50 points ago +50 / -0

WE didn't give anything. The skinwalker sociopaths stole it from us and handed it to him.

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Cyer6 26 points ago +26 / -0

And now they can't account for ANY OF IT! Even CBS did an investigative report on this a few months ago. Nobody could account for over 70% of what was sent there.

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Deemike 20 points ago +20 / -0

I can account for $8,000,000 of it: Zelenskyy’s parents bought a house in a swanky part of Israel.

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rightwing_duck 0 points ago +3 / -3

why would they buy a house in Israel if Putin says there Nazi's

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Peashout 4 points ago +4 / -0

70% for the big guy.

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

best analysis of 100 billion: they're actually using it to prop up markets and still failing

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stop_the_tyranny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guy is that local loser that always talks about how he's the biggest, baddest dude in town, but also needs someone else to pay his child support and other needs and runs the moment anyone starts something with him.

Total deadbeat loser! But hey, birds of a feather, right?

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Cyberpunkd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really wish someone would just shut him up already. Faggot has time to pose for a Vogue cover while his country is at war. OK....

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rebuildingMyself 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just wait until he starts demanding "reparations" and basically have everyone else fix his country up for him (while taking skim, no doubt).

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t say loses.

Russia is doing terrible. All one has to do is look at the maps for this to be confirmed. Everyone, even the Ukrainians, thought the Russians would take Kiev within the first couple weeks of combat.

Ukraine has also recently completed a relatively successful offensive that took back a large chunk of Northern Territory.

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RootinTootin 23 points ago +23 / -0

Or maybe this is what it was intended for all along: to prop up the military-industrial complex

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh I’m sure that’s the real reason, which is almost always different than the stated reason.

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stop_the_tyranny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Afghanistan really hurt their pockets. Now they gotta spin up something a little more profitable to make ends meet.

Still can't believe they let Biden do that. Something was REALLY fucky with how they pulled out of Afghanistan. Never got a good answer on that.

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Plashler 1 point ago +1 / -0

War = reset.

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Ocineaa 17 points ago +17 / -0

They aren't allowed to join NATO during territorial disputes. But that ain't gonna matter with all the globalist evil fuckers in charge.

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spelunking_librator 9 points ago +9 / -0

define "law", because I can't anymore

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MaverickRobot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Law: (noun)

  1. a perverted social construct used by fascists to selectively target dissidents of The (uni)Party.

  2. “nani nani poo poo I can punish you for things I’m allowed to do”

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stop_the_tyranny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rules are for poor people. Either to keep them in line, or give the illusion of order and fairness. They'll snap this like a small twig and call it justified.

The real question is do they really want Russia mobilizing for a proper war with all of the EU? NATO is a joke that can't do shit without the US and our military has been gutted for over a decade now (barring Trump). We're in no real position to fight outside of war crimes like nuclear weapons and other dirty tactics, which will only bolster Russia's narrative to the world.

The bear will have a field day with them. I hope he hits the assholes the hardest and they leave us good folk alone. Doubtful, but I can dream.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think this is posturing, or do you think they’ll break the rules and let them join?

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Ocineaa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sadly I think they're gonna say fuck the rules and let them join.... That would actually make NATO the aggressor and Russia would then have legal reason to declare war (signed agreements from the past have Finland and Ukraine and a few other countries joining NATO being the equivalent of NATO declaring war on Russia).

I think the elite want another world war to clear out the rest of the whites so they can flood north America and Europe with low IQ migrants to do their bidding...I know this sounds crazy, but so many things line up to what I said bring true.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

It doesn’t sound crazy to me.

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SpaceAgePolymer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn’t sound crazy to me either. They make no secret of how much they hate us, and want us dead. Why wouldn’t they do this?

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MrM4590 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then we need to stand firm and say fuck you guys we don't serve illigitmate presidents.

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

They aren't supposed to boil Russian heads for soup either, but here we are.

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EvolutionIsFake 9 points ago +9 / -0

America has already not only been fanning the flames of war, we've been accelerating them with bellows!

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only truly bipartisan thing you see is hunger for war. Evil minds that plot destruction…

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Plashler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Day of Judgement, God is calling

On their knees the war pigs crawling

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stop_the_tyranny 5 points ago +5 / -0

NATO Accepts: They accept war with Russia. Now they're ALL fair game and Putin has those nice new hypersonic missiles, remember? Bet those are worth a pretty penny unlike your command centers after they take a hit.

If Russia claims annexation of these Ukrainian regions before NATO accepts, they can point to that as further justification and provocation by the EU and West in general.

Remember, Russia ain't trying to win the west over. It's trying to win over the rest of the world and it's doing a better job than our media wants to admit. I would reconsider your location to anything of strategic "it's gonna get bombed" importance. If you live in the front range, I'd recommend you start planning how to bug out.

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BillionsAndBillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

They also have the Poseidon underwater nuke that's 100 megatons. Putin already threatened to use it to drown London by detonating it underwater just off the coast of England.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underwater to prevent nuclear fallout? Curious I’m not any kind of military man. Also, do you know when he threatened it?

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 125 points ago +128 / -3

They really want war. As usual, who benefits?

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 41 points ago +41 / -0

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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Atlas_Honked 26 points ago +35 / -9

🌎🇮🇱👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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okboomer59 -9 points ago +5 / -14

How to forum slide

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MaverickRobot -4 points ago +3 / -7

You are correct, and it’s lefties causing it. Call them out, every time.

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MaverickRobot -2 points ago +2 / -4

How’s the Democrats paying you? Shill.

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Tyrone_biggums 2 points ago +4 / -2

How is pointing out the destructive influence of Israel in our foreign policy a “leftist” thing? Very low IQ take

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MaverickRobot -1 points ago +1 / -2

Being aware of the pattern is one thing. Being prejudicial, cart blanc, is another. Call out the individuals and the behavior. And when you’re making fun of the behavior and sociological links, do something with more wit than pointing fingers.

Low IQ is doing exactly what the Democrats want you to do; make MAGA look like a bunch of racist xenophobes, apparently for free, because you’re too stupid to realize you’re backing up their argument.

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GoodJuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedophile banking elite who finances the war chest and finances the rebuilding from the destruction they’ve sewn.

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IncredibleMrE1 52 points ago +53 / -1

Bankers and globalists

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Homos and money launderers and bio weapons researchers too, but those are extensions of what you said

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes.

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2008RonPaul2012 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bankersteins and globergists

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Ophelia 10 points ago +10 / -0

Military Industrial Complex. And Pelosi.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nobody who votes for Trump.

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Rebellion32 6 points ago +6 / -0

The three stooges right there.

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Donker 109 points ago +110 / -1

Holy shit, that is the most cinematic document signing I've ever seen. I love this "Ukraine" movie we keep throwing money at.

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ProphetOfKek 55 points ago +56 / -1

Wag the Dog on steroids

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NotAHandshake 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hollywood garbage or not, everyone really should watch/re-watch that movie to gain perspective on what's going on in this conflict that is suspiciously social-media-friendly.

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Peashout 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every conflict.

Back in the day, they didn't have social media, so all this shit took place in the newspapers.

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then Threads, The Day After, and the Mad Max series. You know, just for tips and stuff.

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Notablitheringidiot 9 points ago +10 / -1

You should have seen some of the old ISIS videos.

Excellent mis-en-scene of dudes getting their heads cut off in like 4K surround sound.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen some of them. My top pick for a filmmaking award would be the pyrocable around the necks of a couple of guys.

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KrellKrypto 1 point ago +3 / -2

aint that the fucking truth.

half surprised we dont got a new old shoe song coming out

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Benwa1985-2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most expensive comedy ever made by far.

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TrumpoWon2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the fuck is he always wearing camo? He's not a soldier, he's not in the military, he's not in combat. What a fucking moron.

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ben Stiller did visit so maybe it’s for Tropic Thunder 2: Baltic Boogaloo

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GoodJuan 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do Ben Stiller and Zelensky have in common?!?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vertically challenged?

At least one knows he's meant to be a comedian?

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JiubUnbound 7 points ago +7 / -0

This show sucks. I can't believe they canceled Pandemic! for this crap. With a budget in the hundreds of billions, you'd figure they could afford better special effects, costuming, or somewhat competent writing. Instead, they flushed it all down the drain for terrible casting, retarded cameos, and the lamest Y7 action scenes I've ever seen. They were selling it like it'd be this mature, gritty thriller, with equal parts political intrigue and bloodshed, but it's less violent and politically complex than the GI Joe cartoon was.

Next week's episode was already leaked, and it'll feature Zelensky, Lizzo, and Black Spider-Man twerking as an enraged Adolf Putin shatters his telescreen with a thrown remote and clenches a fist skyward as he vows revenge.

2/10 - casting Sam Hyde as the Ghost of Keev/the Irish Candyman was the only good choice made in this production.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sean Penn did a great job.

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SpaceAgePolymer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You ever notice that media is the only way that most people can interpret and relate to the world around them? It’s really disturbing. I’m not dogging you, it’s just something that’s been bothering me for a long time and I wondered if anyone else sees it.

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Hanging_Chad 95 points ago +98 / -3

DENIED

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CerebralPimp [S] 32 points ago +34 / -2

This is the correct answer

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EvolutionIsFake 16 points ago +16 / -0

If NATO were a serious organization aligned to their founding goals, they would totally reject this in advance

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

prerejected

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c_programmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lockheed Martin: Overruled.

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geekesmind 2 points ago +2 / -0

DENIED, COMMIE FAGGOT!

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saltyviewer123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone needs to contact their reps now and compel them to put pressure to Biden to reject the application.

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BostonVoter 47 points ago +50 / -3

5 foot 1 inches tall. And he is stealing all our Money .

I hope they Kill Zelensky ASAP

CANCER HAS NO HOME HERE

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PepePinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He and Putin are about 5'7"

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ShampocalypseWOW -1 points ago +4 / -5

Putin is only like 5ft 5in. He wears lifts! 🤣

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MR_ROBOT1776 -11 points ago +14 / -25

I don’t like the guy either but I’ve always found this funny. If being tall is an attractive trait, why do tall people seem to get such an inferiority complex when it comes to short men? Everyone says short men have it, but I’ve never seen one make fun of someone for their height lol.

You would think a bunch of midgets gangbanged all your wives!

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ObamasLooseButthole 27 points ago +34 / -7

Found the short guy.

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MR_ROBOT1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, gotta be a certain height to be a Trump supporter I guess

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +5 / -2

Never said that and was just making a joke, fren. You're most likely taller than me if it makes you feel better.

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Notablitheringidiot 10 points ago +15 / -5

Because its not some freudian psychology shit.

We’re genuinely laughing at how short they are, just straight up, no bullshit.

It’s just pure grade-A bullying with no strings attached.

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NvJohansson -1 points ago +6 / -7

This. 👆 I'm 6'5". My signature move is when I talk to some short guy, I'll close-talk him to force him to look straight up at me. Kek.

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ShampocalypseWOW 6 points ago +8 / -2

Do you press your tiny dick against him too and hope he notices it? Seems like that'd be your style.

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NvJohansson -3 points ago +1 / -4

No no no, that would probably end up in an impromptu blow job. I know most short guys are into that, but I'm not.

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ShampocalypseWOW -3 points ago +1 / -4

You can lie to yourself all you want.

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NvJohansson -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ok elf

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Zepp87 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do it to me I dare ya. I'll headbutt your sack or kick your shins

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +4 / -2

Lol at the angry dwarf !

Kek.

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Zepp87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Robert Reich says hi

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Cesare_Borgia 9 points ago +17 / -8

Found the short guy 🤣

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Postal 4 points ago +9 / -5

Yup. I was witnessing some gold medal worthy mental gymnastics there.

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MR_ROBOT1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

Damn, can’t fit in with the left, can’t fit in with the right. May as well vote dem and burn the fucking thing to the ground, at least they’ll accept me if I wanna get fat

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SavageJack 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm not short. "How's the weather up there?" has been uttered to me a few times. That being said, noticing height amongst males is a biologically driven instinct that helps to create a social hierarchy. It is not dissimilar to features such as a square jaw suggesting more testosterone and therefore higher potential attractiveness. Tall men look down, literally and figuratively, on those shorter than themselves. If anything, it is a superiority complex.

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MR_ROBOT1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m not denying the hierarchy aspect of height. Most who are superior in their areas don’t feel the need to go around pointing it out, unless they’re trying to makeup for other areas where they feel inferior. Another commenter compared it to “good old fashioned bullying”, but that’s exactly what bullying is. Those people almost always have dogshit lives at home.

Idk, I just find it funny men piss and moan about feminist society attempting to destroy us, but we can’t even align like they do on things as simple as physical, unchangeable traits. We truly are expendable.

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Jebs_guac_recipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Grab my thermometer and I’ll tell ya”

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Dicebag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like you triggered some doorscrapers.

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MR_ROBOT1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao it's pretty comical. They're similar to leftists. They're too big of pussies to face the backlash of making fun of actual dwarves (another sign it's not really about height), so they gotta find guys above a certain height who are still shorter than them. The worst part is at a time when men are being destroyed, these assholes are focused on bringing men down further in order to feel better about their own flaws. They pick this specific topic cause they know it's the one guys are usually picked on in high school for, so they think it has emotional ties.

When I see it, they're usually guys who are insecure due to actual choices they've made in life, so they pick a good looking / has a hot wife, or successful guy to call a 'manlet' or some shit if they're taller than them. However, when the dude they've just made fun of for an unchangeable trait says something back like, "At least I'm not fat" then all the sudden it's just a joke.

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vfr2imc 36 points ago +36 / -0

Here comes WW3.... wtf are we doing. This is insanity.

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saltyviewer123 35 points ago +35 / -0

WWIII.2 incoming.

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NotAHandshake 21 points ago +21 / -0

Man I fucking miss Trump so much. He wouldn't have stood for this because he doesn't have direct family members making fucktons of money off this soviet bloc garbage dump no one's ever heard of.

How coincidental that the resident himself, and many senior members of our houses of congress do though! What a funny coincidental coincidence that is!

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ClownTownUSA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soviet Bloc garbage is a funny way of saying globohomo degeneracy proxy.

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lot of lives would have been saved if not for liberals

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nomoreprinkles 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'll only fight a small middle eastern country in war. I will not fight or die for ukraine or bidenmerica.

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ProphetOfKek 43 points ago +43 / -0

I won’t fight unless there are enemy troops approaching our shores. I sure as shit am not allowing myself or family to die for homo sex and money laundering escapades from our “leaders”.

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CoyoteTan 17 points ago +17 / -0

What, like blue helmets?

At this point I’ll only fight AGAINST Globohomo

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Blue helmets get the VIP service, if you can use your imagination!

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Kramit 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going to patch the holes and pass them out as soup bowls for gifts @ Christmas

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bed pans for everyone!

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

I won't fight as long as an illegitimate pedophile dementia patient is in control of the military

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RedneckWhiteandBlue 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll only fight a small field behind my house in war

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45ForEver2024 -7 points ago +2 / -9

You should move too Russia so you can fight against the homo agenda.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such an obvious glowie. Shows how bad the mods are that that account has made it this far.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theres plenty of agenda here to fight.

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can we let Iran throw gays off roof and oppress women while gas is five dollars a gallons? Five dollars... They need some freedom, and I need some cheap gas. /s

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fbifagorgy6 27 points ago +28 / -1

NATO is for fags

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geekesmind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commie fags*

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TrumpWinz 23 points ago +23 / -0

flanked by 2 thug looking guys and no Ukranian citizens in sight. Reminds me of the Biden installation.

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TrannysArentHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's Ukrainian Big Mike #1 & #2

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously green screened

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TrumpWinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

how awesome would have it been if fucking Putin had a hypersonic dialed in right as they were signing it and just fucking lit them up

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol good times

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CrackerJack2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that even Zelenski's real voice?
Sounds like it was worked on with computer software.
Yes?

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hellohellohellohello 23 points ago +24 / -1

FUCK HIM.

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chinita_atx 21 points ago +23 / -2

Can't join NATO if you're in active conflict. LOL

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BaconRingBandit 12 points ago +13 / -1

To join NATO, countries must first be offered a membership action plan, which includes a formal invitation and a tailored road map for future membership. To obtain such a plan, prospective members must first peacefully resolve outstanding international, ethnic and territorial disputes. The problem this poses is obvious: Putin sabotaged a Ukraine's NATO bid by starting a conflict.

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sordfysh 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nah. The territorial conflict in Ukraine started quite a while back. Earlier than 2014. Ukraine has never been in a position to join NATO, and that's on purpose. NATO was meant to create a barrier to the Soviets, not encroach on the Soviets.

And Ukraine was Soviet during the Cold War. Seems good enough that they remain a divided border nation for now.

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chinita_atx 5 points ago +7 / -2

Ukraine was already in an active conflict before Feb 24. Civil war started in 2014.

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mumbohnumbah5 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rules don't matter to globohomo.

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Dave___Smith 4 points ago +4 / -0

Globalists won’t care, they tell us men are women. They’ll give an exception

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AmannamedRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people don't care about something as Binding as the constitution, they sure as shit don't care about the rules for NATO. Nato was putting the weapons in Ukraine in the first place.

NATO is over. I used to be of the belief that the UN can go but NATO can stay, but seeing them trying to start a nuclear conflict has me re-evaluating this position

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ClownTownUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes, rules still apply in clown world.

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AmericanScholar373 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't Wait till this little faggot gets offed

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BostonVoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

NATO is the Enemy.

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chinita_atx 1 point ago +2 / -1

NATO is the Empire

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malooch 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Oh the cinematography!!!" - probably one of our neighbors with a Ukraine flag next to their Twitter handle

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Smdlegend 12 points ago +12 / -0

Needs to sign a fucking loan repayment.

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VulpineBard 11 points ago +11 / -0

In law there's a doctrine called "coming to the nuisance". You can't buy a house that's visibly next door to the Stinky Chemical Company, then sue because the area smells bad. You knew what you were getting into.

Here, letting Ukraine into NATO would mean agreeing to defend "any member" and then letting in people who are under attack right now, then acting shocked that one of the alliance members is being attacked.

(By the way, the same logic applies to demanding that insurers cover "pre-existing conditions". "My house is on fire right now so you have to sell me fire insurance at the normal rate and then pay me.")

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PepePinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why I don't have insurance. I'll buy it when I need it because it's cheaper to pay the fine (that I am automatically adjudicated as guilty with no court hearing).

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BostonVoter 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's the Homosexual comedian/actor.

Show us that skit where you suck all the penis

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ramennov 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m good.

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BostonVoter 10 points ago +11 / -1

Only a Faggot would sign documents in the middle of the street hahaha. Fucking hate this guy. Home they cut his head off !

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BlackPilledMAGA 10 points ago +11 / -1

This little fuck stick would be the death of the earth rather than stand down. Fuck Zelenski and his country. DENY his application!

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mumbohnumbah5 9 points ago +9 / -0

Multiple camera angles and a dolly??

Why is everything with Zelensky a production?

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Judiwont 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because it is??

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AmericanGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

This was all planned. They pushed Russia so hard with threat of nukes and joining NATO that Russia had to act, and now corrupt AF Ukraine is trying to act the victim while profiting like Nancy Pelosi and helping to destroy Russia, one of the last bastions of Nationalism on the globe.

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voiceofsanity -2 points ago +1 / -3

Russia could have ignored these virtual threats and not invade.

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PsyRes 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hello State Farm, I just totaled my car and would now like to purchase some insurance.”

Wait, What!? That isn’t how it works?

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOL that’s glorious!

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fazaman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love how he deepens his voice to sound more intimidating, while he's dwarfed by two guy standing next to him.

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GreyGooseDown 7 points ago +8 / -1

The response tweets are terrible and great.

"We stand with Ukraine"

"No the fuck we don't"

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fake tough guy! We’ve got footage of you dancing in bondage and high heels faggot!

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Judiwont 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is used to demoralize you. Zelinski doesn’t care he’s a billionaire. All he had to do was Dress in some heels and be a little faggy.

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Coslin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whelp.

This plays out with one small tactical nuke from Russia. With retaliation from everyone else to Russia, with Russia then retaliating against those who fired. And here we are, most of us minding our own business, about to eat Radiated Solar Winds for breakfast the rest of the fall/winter.

Someone has to step in here and bring these two sides to common sense.

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Retard_Strength 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol this looks like generic action movie where the lead villain is a little soy bitch who surrounds himself with lunk-head muscle.

'do what I say or my associate will tear your arms off!'

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Spawnlingman 6 points ago +6 / -0

This war is the Bidens and Clintons protecting their money laundering

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CerebralPimp [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think it’s more than money laundering, I think it’s the center for trafficking and all their evil demonic crap

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Peep45 6 points ago +6 / -0

What did he say?

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HunterBidensPC 28 points ago +29 / -1

I’m a faggot and I’m taking all the US tax dollars I can before I abandon ship and leave my people in ruin

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +11 / -1

He'll flee to Israel. Assuming he isn't there already and this was done on a sound stage.

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Rommsey 7 points ago +7 / -0

That he is… that he is!

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BigMikeHung 6 points ago +8 / -2

His people are in Israel

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will he stop dressing like a hobo then?

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

They made him president of NATO and emperor of the West.

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CerebralPimp [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dunno, my Ukrainian / Russian is non existent

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

My friends here think you have a nice bank account. It would be a shame if something were to.... happen to it.

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agentgruer2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to suck old wrinkly dick and Klaus has the best

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chinita_atx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't he get better looking thugs?

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Truglow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just heard on the Beck show that part of the monies sent to Ukraine is being used to fund thier government worker's pension fund. WTF is going on? Sick of this garbage.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great looking business attire. He must shop at the same place Fetterman does. By the way, we OWN Ukraine now, so turn yourself in as a war criminal and let's end these games.

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KrellKrypto 5 points ago +7 / -2

this guy does realize America would descend into civil war before coming to save him right?

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hypersonic missile that faggot

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sir_rockness 4 points ago +4 / -0

OH SHIT HE'S SIGNING A PAPER ITS OVER FRENS

The "news" is so fucking fake and gay now

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LarryTheCabalGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can he force their hand? The only way to join NATO is to be invited, and the invitation only comes if you resolve your outstanding conflicts (aka are not at war with Russia).

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GnarlyDoug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course he's doing this, he's out of options. Now, if NATO were to accept this it means WWIII. Russia has always followed the strategy of escalate to de-escalate. So now we are close to the final put up or shut up decision. Either the world comes to terms with Russia over the occupied regions of the Ukraine, or we play a game of global thermonuclear war.

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slokill 4 points ago +4 / -0

He also applied for insurance after his house burned down.

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green_dragon 4 points ago +4 / -0

What an odd little dwarf

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0


He looks like Adolf Hitler just before Berlin fell.
DESPERATE AS FUCK.

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jctbg20 4 points ago +4 / -0

America is not the United States government.

America is the people

Remember that

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Suture_Self 4 points ago +5 / -1

Seems like these idiots WANT Putin to kill them

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Skywise 3 points ago +3 / -0

And.... here. we. go.

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Kek_The_World 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s hard to believe we are going to nuclear war based on watched the three stooges synchronized swim signing a document. Nope.

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LarryTheCabalGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought you can’t join NATO unless you get invited, and I thought you don’t get invited unless you‘re not currently at war?