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Beardicus 165 points ago +165 / -0

Best news I've heard all month.

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Hanging_Chad 47 points ago +47 / -0

does this mean the Senate won't be voting on that electoral act thing until after the midterm election?

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schiff_for_brains 111 points ago +111 / -0

It means Ukraine isn't getting more money for the next month.

Also, they're afraid of the midterm elections.

Both wins.

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sully 30 points ago +30 / -0

House and Senate are going to get swept under the rug in the Midterms and Democrats are going to send trillions more dollars to launder in Ukraine on their way out before January. Bet on it.

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Stars-n-Stripes 17 points ago +17 / -0

I can see the vindictive loser Democrats doing just this. Nothing to lose so go 'scorched earth' taxpayer dollars.

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SquiggyMcPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep most forget that the losers still have a while yet to apply their power and if they lose their asses they are going to go full nuclear on the graft. Thats been their entire aim since it became obvious they are going to be ousted from power. Suck as many trillions as they can out of us before they bail to their holdout enclaves in other nations. I hope to God that Trump sends special ops teams to put a bullet in the head of each one that flees the country to a safehouse.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

They might even try to pack the Supreme Court before they go

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BeerAndCope 6 points ago +6 / -0

Republicans have almost unanimously voted to support Ukraine too if I’m not mistaken. Realistically billions will continue to flow to Ukraine even if the Republicans take control.

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Dominion3 15 points ago +16 / -1

House should still swing to the GOP, Senate is contested.

What's pissing me off is that GOP leadership is disapproving of MAGA candidates and don't want to support them.

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm predicting massive cheating and still a 52-48 Republican Senate.

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K-Harbour 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anything less than a 100 seat swing is the fault of GOP/RNC leadership

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

thought you meant the Senate; seemed unrealistic, lol

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Filetsmignon 11 points ago +11 / -0

It means they're going home to get their cheating plans locked down. And probably implement more lock downs while they are at it.

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minotaurbeach 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are re-orgsnizing how to kill all of us,

I say we move back to using silver as currency

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logan34 8 points ago +8 / -0

they're afraid of the midterm elections.

Wrong if they were they would be cramming more bills through or more gibs before they lose majority. They're confident enough to leave and resume once they take over again. Just watch.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +11 / -1

They know they can cram those bills through during the lame duck session.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +5 / -1

I say we chain the doors and don't let them back in.

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

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DJTLandSlide2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the “assault weapons” ban bill. Fucking commies!

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couranto 3 points ago +3 / -0

They already voted on it. I think.

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PepePinochet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last I heard from the GOA was it hadn't passed the House yet... maybe it went through the Senate first?

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

They voted to add the amendment, I don't believe they passed it, did they?

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TheGreatAbramsGap 1 point ago +1 / -0

No

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

A committee did idk about the full senate

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One_Nation 27 points ago +28 / -1

They know nuclear war is coming. This is to keep them from clustering in DC.

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deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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Sleeping_giant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good i welcome goin home to jesus with the way this shithole world is now.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +3 / -2

I was kinda hoping to lose my virginity first, but I don't call the shots.

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Dominion3 -5 points ago +1 / -6

Fearporn is so cringe.

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are afraid and need to campaign.

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NotAnotherNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I read was..... Chuck Schumer agrees to not fuck over America for 1.5 months.

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smaynar3 65 points ago +65 / -0

They're all just worthless pieces of lazy shit. The less they're actually in DC voting on stuff, the better.

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nozonozo 15 points ago +15 / -0

What's the October surprise this year, the fraud machine in Penn elects another brain dead man to office?

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ShrikeDeCil 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hot War 1: Russia

Hot War 2: China-Taiwan-Japan-Korea

Hot War 3: Iran, Afghanistan, etc.

Trump arrest/indictment/attempted-assasination

Biden or Kamala Assassinated - Trump blamed.

Power outage over half of the US landmass ... in Red Districts on (or just before) election day.

Actual nuclear explosion.

Fake nuclear explosion.

Internet "somehow" locks out Red Counties.

Take your pick. Combine as you like.

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Rock9Head 8 points ago +8 / -0

All are plausible.

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mindblowing, ain't it.

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American-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

At that point, Hot War in USA via civil/revolution

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, happen to think it will mostly resemble a zombie apocalypse.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake alien disclosure.

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Non-fake alien disclosure, lol

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

fake nuclear explosion?

Otherwise, concur

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Dominion3 0 points ago +1 / -1

China can't invade Taiwan and they know it.

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not unless someone says (Pssst, forgive a trillion or two of our debt and you can have it, but we'll have to put up a little fight!)

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Dominion3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even if the US does nothing but jerk it to furry porn.

Taiwan can not be taken by China with their current military capabilities.

And if they ever so much as thought about it even civilians would know for weeks, maybe months in advance because you can't hide the kind of mobilization necessary to successfully cross and land on an island.

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One_Nation 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nuclear war.

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kiev being vaporized at this rate.

And before the obvious objections come in, who said it would be Russia?

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Rock9Head 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barry said the 80s called and wanted their foreign policy back.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

That should not be a surprise

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Dominion3 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don't think Michelle Obama is running.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've got it very streamlined. It's not like they actually read bills or properly debate or anything. The could probably pass everything they want in one morning and be out in time for 11am mojitos. And by mojitos I mean underage hookers and cocaine.

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

We could solve a lot of problems in this country by outlawing air-conditioning in DC

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NinjaPlease 33 points ago +34 / -1

They should stay home permanently

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Argemone 33 points ago +35 / -2

Shizz is about to kick off, imo. Last place they want to be is in DC

How many of you think there will actually be an election this November?

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AmannamedRJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

There probably won't be. This is the equivalent of a commercial air crew intentionally piloting a plane into a nosedive at the foot of a mountain and then jumping out with the only parachutes.

The Strategic oil reserves were set to expire in October meaning the price of gas will finally (And suddenly, and VIOLENTLY) rebound to what it should be now. Now my most generous estimate is about $10/gal, but it could go to 15 in some places. The sudden shock to the system will be too much. Expect rollng blackouts and a supply chain crash.

Either people riot, or WWIII starts. They're trying to start WWIII before the people find out the emperor has no clothes. Own nothing and Be happy

This is the final battle for this nation. we've been holding in overtime for 2 years. If we miss this window, If we allow fraud to take place. If we let them continue wrecking this economy there is no coming back from it. I don't care how hard you work for a living. Good luck clocking in to carbonated bodies, flash shadows and GLASS Let me be as clear as fucking crystal.

THERE IS NO RETURN TO PRE 2020 NORMAL - THEY WILL STARVE YOU ECONOMICALLY OR GET YOU NUKED IN A WAR. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD AND BE PREPARED TO BE ACTIVE CITIZENS.

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Imransgarage -4 points ago +6 / -10

C’mon stop Q’ing.

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Argemone 4 points ago +5 / -1

xoxo, Doomer (is more accurate 😉)

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Imransgarage 0 points ago +1 / -1

Already posted the answer multiple times. They are going home to campaign.

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RussianBot25 28 points ago +28 / -0

Internal polling must be bad.

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Imransgarage 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s it.

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Littleirishmaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

BINGO!

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BillionsAndBillions 21 points ago +22 / -1

Maybe they're headed to the underground bunkers...

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RealFletchYoung 16 points ago +16 / -0

They just got back From the entire month of August on Vaca

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

And probably took half of September off as well with trips back home, etc.

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DonLemonParty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I say good. Less time for them to pass bill.

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Crlsniper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly at this point the more vaccinations they take the safer the nation is, or are you wanting them to keep rushing their insanity through while they can. Will probably be back to it day one after the election but it at least removes a month of their time

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VirPopulus 14 points ago +15 / -1

“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

— Mark Twain

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Glad_to_be_here 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congress doing nothing is great news.

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kennedyc5217 9 points ago +9 / -0

If I had to guess- They don’t want to vote on aid to Florida

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bleeding heart liberals love to stick the knife in to those who don't bend the knee.

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sir_rockness 7 points ago +7 / -0

Close it down for good, fuck those queers!!!

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NazisWereSocialist 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol sounds like a huge win for us, campaigning will do nothing for them

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 6 points ago +6 / -0

List of pending Senate votes, now not getting done before the midterms...

https://www.congress.gov/search?pageSize=100&q=%7B%22source%22%3A%22all%22%2C%22congress%22%3A%22117%22%2C%22bill-status%22%3A%22passed-one%22%7D

There are some in this list that passed the Senate. It's a government search engine, what else can I say?

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lazercrazy3 6 points ago +6 / -0

They gotta spend more time figuring out how to rig it again.

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antho_2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which means no vote on the secure election act ?

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hate they're giving the fuckers time off but my god at least they can't do anymore fucking damage from home.

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JoeBidensDementia1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally: We're all fucked. Say whatever you need to in order to win.

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MAGAPlenty 5 points ago +5 / -0

The government is at its best when they don’t do anything

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cyberwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

cut their pay!

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ThomasJackson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe they are running away from a Russian strike, Putin said he was going to make the USA a thing of the past today.

He said the USA is guilty of promoting satanism.

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HOSEQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well he isn't thoroughly wrong, just partially....

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Cause I need to watch things die From a good safe distance. Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies." - Tool

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 5 points ago +5 / -0

So much for the "Presidential Election Reform Act" - Liz Cheney BTFO again, lol.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

They already got their big grift passed no more money left to steal atm

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

No point stealing it if you don't get to spend some of it.

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Rock9Head 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are happy their posteriors will be drug addicts that never will know what it is to earn an honest day of pay.

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh yeah they don’t want to be at work when the dollar collapses.

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TravlingThr0ugh 5 points ago +5 / -0

PEOPLE SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE THIS! This is to punish states hit by Hurricane Ian. After a natural disaster there’s usually a spending bill to send federal aid so states can rebuild. THIS WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL NOVEMBER JUST IN TIME FOR THE MIDTERMS.

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HOSEQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, but I'll bet that DeSantis already had a plan in place for this specific contingency...

Watch Florida come out of it like Gang Busters.....

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PMSocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds like a great GOP ad to run - rather then help fellow Americans ... the rats went home

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MickHigan2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Gotta coordinate that steal.

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Firegoodell 4 points ago +5 / -1

12 weeks of recess out of 15. Where can I find a job that allows that much time off?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

His opponent is a real man. Joe Pinion will beat Schmuck Chuck.

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm all for the Senate doing nothing.

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

No pay, fuckers. Instead of tax, investigation, and audit exemptions they need to be made mandatory. Everyone one of them should have an officer and auditor watching everything they do...

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, go home with your yarmulke between your legs and don't come back.

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Rock9Head 2 points ago +2 / -0

So we can forget about watching our ass until Lame Duck Season?

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badbeachboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmmmm, does that mean the government will shut down tonite at midnight?

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Shephardmom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe they passed a CR that runs into December.

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

we can only dream.....

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LandonFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

So No Gay marriage vote? I for sure had that pegged as their October surprise.

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LarryTheCabalGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiding from nuclear war?

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like this. Maybe they can just stay home forever.

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HOSEQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, IF you see them out and about, remember, they aren't on the way TO Congress or coming FROM Congress, so they are in fact Fair Game for Questioning, and whatever else you choose, like open ridicule, harassment, contempt.....

Arrest by the county Sheriff isn't out of the question either.....

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

i hope they get vegetables thrown at them while they're in the stocks.

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TickleTh1sElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The less Congress does, the better.

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rextexMG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. The less damage these fuckers can do.

Better for them not to be in session

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KAMALAS_GAPING_VAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its afraid.jpg

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

obviously the dems are going to get crushed in nov and cucky chucky needs to give them all the help they can get

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Jacurutu99 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Chuck have one of his crying fits when he announced this?

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racing21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slimey Basterd isn't he ?

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crackerstacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually saw a Chuck Schumer Ad today on my TV. They were using the Buffalo shooter and having some emotional black woman thanking him for doing more to ban guns.

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TheSonOfGadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes me happy. Eat shit and choke schumer

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11221122throwaway12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silly chucky, their presence in their districts can only hurt their chances. Take a note from shitshow Joe and avoid your constituents at all cost.

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Rock9Head 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they’re all going to Rehoboth Beach.

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Will-Not-Comply 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send them home permanently!