Freaky FTX Sam Bankman-Fried and His Girlfriend Caroline Ellison Had Unusual Ideas About Group Sex
TGP reported previously that FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried had a girlfriend by the name of Caroline Ellison who was also over the investments arm of FTX, Alameda Research. Ms. Ellison’s father is a professor at MIT who taught alongside the current head of the SEC, Gary Gensler while he was at MIT. Gensler was…
EEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwww!
Amphetamines make people do weird shit sexually
Having sex with Caroline looks like some weird sexual shit to me
Bank-man ain’t no prize either
The irony of the last name is just so damn funny to me.
Both judicially and wikipedially.
No.
But I will say that, Im well past "noticing" and now reside in "Im shocked when I find out it was NOT one this time" territory.
I as well.
You can tell who he ripped off by the fact that people care a lot. Similar to Madoff.
Magic The Gathering Online EXchange goes down and it's "get rekt nerds"
You go down owing money to Goldman Sachs, and they will follow you to ends of the earth.
Shes so ugly... That she let him fuck 8 other people, just to stay in a relationship with his rich weird ass.
No... she was fucking him and all his nerd friends and making them compete for her affection. The truth is stranger than anyone would assume.
"Wha, wha, wha, WUT????!!!!!!"
I think he's referring to the fact that it sounds like bank man fraud. 'Tis very funny.
Actually is likely that is intentional, they enjoy rubbing it everybodies faces what they are doing almost as sort of a mockery or something.
Or Bank Man Fried
It’s known as nominative determinism. An old book called Freakonomics had a chapter about this, one example I remember was people named Dennis are more likely to become a dentist, but there’s tons of better examples I can’t think of right now.
What does that say about John Hancock then?
Or the origin of surname Dickinson. So many questions. The sprinter Usain Bolt is another good one (I’m assuming that’s his actual birth given surname). Also, to dox myself, there used to be a law firm near where I lived called Baker & Slaughter, never used them but I imagined it as a sort of good cop bad cop scenario for criminal defense.
Urologist?
I figured guys named Dennis would be more likely to become a menace...
“Old book” LOL - can’t be more than 25 years. These GloboHomos are infatuated with determinism, because they want everything to be predictable and controllable. I call bullshit on “normative determinism” it’s just fiction they made up to decorate the narrative.
Freakanomics is old??? lol
There's a gynecologist in my hometown named "Hole".
Madoff too
Shes rich..look at her..
It doesn't matter for dudes, which "she" might be.
Bowling ball through a garden hose.
Maybe she's really funny.
Beta bucks...
Man, I remember when people were saying that Monica Lewinsky was no prize pig, but times have apparently gotten even harder since then for Democrats.
Maybe it has to do with wanting people willing to do more than just hold your cigar? I wonder.
Monica is a dime piece compared to this shrew
Shrew? She looks like a weasel!
I said Kevin's best friend from wonder years crossed with Mayim Bialik. Someone else said Arnold Stang. I looked him up and said, HOLY FUCK!
Damn you're right... Arnold Stang with an extra chromosome after transitioning
I was thinking she looked like she used to be a rat that somehow escaped a research facility.
The Secret of Nimh
Jaime Raskin objects
I say shrew because it rhymes with something else 👃
Shreasel!
Remember when Lewinsky was considered fat? She's damn near Midwest skinny now-a-days.
Monica was a target of opportunity. Besides people are more suspicious when your intern looks like a Baywatch babe.
The kind of people that fight to murder children for selfish reasons likely aren't going to give a shit what they look like to others or give a shit about others at all except to praise their own narcissistic ass.
The Starr report said Monica Lewinsky gave Bill a rim job.
I thought it was just a blow job and acting as his humidor for the cigar, but I never did see the actual report, hrm.
The media ran with the "blow job" storyline because it was considered significantly less vile and gave the story a more kid/housewife friendly vibe.
Back in those days pedophilia was still considered taboo so we weren't grooming kids to be ass eaters.
She has pussy muscles that will rip your dick off.
The best I can do is pissing on her face. And she has to keep the glasses on.
You’re a human toilet, Harry!
Bro, I'm going to be 50 years old.
Seriously, I'm open to anyone whose around 30 years old.
You poor sick bastid
“ open to anyone whose around 30 “ you say?
….AOC enters the chat
Well I’m saying I’d get over it for a billion and I’m sure they pay plenty of people to fuck
Chatter on the Chan’s all weekend was about Bahamian rent boys…
Do tell
When they put all their parts together they formed Doltron
Looks like this ‘being’ is on more than just amphetamines
Glad to see someone else knows this. Now realize that half the tech industry, especially in SF, is using them to work longer hours.
Yeah my first wife was a stripper.
I've seen some shit
2 girls one cup.
First (and only) time I saw that video was when I was in the military and a couple of the guys in my division sent it as a prank e-mail disguised as something innocent. Of course a bunch of us gathered around and watched it and were gagging and shit.
That was pre-woke Navy though. I think my chief or LPO just said “alright alright enough, delete that shit” and we moved on.
Not that it helps... but that was pudding, it wasn't shit.
He's already got one entry in the Guiness Book of World Record for biggest fraud ever. How about another for Ugliest orgy ever!
Climate Change and Covid are in a battle for biggest fraud every, but he's in the Hall of Fame.
2020 election too.
I think the 2020 election was part of the Covid scam, or perhaps vice versa.
All are part of the same Great Reset scam, if we want to be technical.
Yeah, maybe a second ballot guy.
Yeah, 1st ballot guys have duration, not just one or two loud seasons.
x100000000 - they're all fugly, imagine all the sacks they have to buy and drugs they have to take to even do anything with each other. whew!
Good Lord, she looks like the ass-end of ass.
she's a brown bag special. hit it from the back
Double bag it just in case one rips
Imagine the smell
https://images.app.goo.gl/Km72npDi2GnJVHHs9
You've seen worse, "navy".
careful about the noticing tho
Look at the honker on that thing!
She is the real-life Tittypussy goblin.
She looks like she smells.
She looks sticky
Probably sounds like a wounded mule that the wagon flipped over on...during coitus or whatever it is she does.
And vaccinated.
She looks greasy
Nose like that, she smells everything.
Bet she gets that hook stuck in Sam's ass when they 69
That's the type of girl you don't invite to your coke party.
Like when you drive by Wendy's crossed with driving by a shit plant?
Are the smells separate but equal or like when someone sprays vanilla glade to cover up taco bell, but then it smells like shit chip cookies instead?
And none of them are attractive. Reminds me of carlin. "Have you ever fucked a 10? No but I fucked 5 twos"
That's nothing! Sam has 10 ones!
Little Hebrew gobliness
Careful about noticing the obvious pattern that reoccurs time and time again.
Lack of genetic diversity in the gene pool. Both her and Sam are highly inbred.
potbellied goblin creatures
What a beaut! She'd stand a chance in a beauty pageant in Derry.
definitely has 'the Innsmouth look'
or as Rodney said, 'the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!'
Legend
The horror!
She lacks the exceptionally long clitoris, no chance of winning.
You misspelled “Dick!”
Big Mike enters the chat/Barry's butthole.
I've met a couple lookers in Derry.
As hot as Sweet Caroline above?
…against bags of shit from Derry!
Maybe she could run as a male to female tranny
She looks like she's in 9th grade in that photo.
But I have to say 'congrats' to Dobby's sister for escaping the Malfoy's estate and bagging herself Steve Gutenberg's failed clone.
lmao
The face you make when you have been kicked out of 109 orgies.
You win the Internet for today LOL
I....I'll be honest and in my day, I have had congress with a few specimens that I'm not very proud of. Always drunk (and what not), usually in the midst of some type of crisis of confidence (i.e. extended dry spell).
But holy shit, that creature right there. She makes all of those look acceptable and even a few of them above average.
It looks like tittypussy
Why tf is this stickied. Corruption being exposed I get, but we need to sticky aboit how they had gross group sex? Who cares?
Decline of our society
That is hardly new tho
It's getting worse, much worse.
And you're locked in, I guess?
Found the dude porking a gremlin
You can keep the overgrown bandersnatch to yourselves in a perfect world, but then here you are sharing it with all of us. Why dude? Just why 🤮
It gives you an idea of what the DS employs though ... it makes those stories about the things these scumbags did on Epstein Island a bit more believable to your average unawake person out there.
Gateway Pundit is smut rag-tier “journalism” anyways, pay no attention to the founder and his Filipino boy faggotry.
I wouldn’t fuck her with someone else’s dick!
Thank you.
Consider it a late b-day gift
seriously, this is what inbreeding to the point of chromosome abnormality looks like. The low-set ears, pinched face and childlike appearance give it away. Awful, really.
Treacher Collins possibly, a milder form, but it fits
It looks like a foot
I've noticed with brief contacts with "poly" people is they tend to be ugly, misfit types who can't maintain healthy relationships. I don't get "open" relationships, either, but I've always been a "one woman at a time" guy anyway. And, this whole FTX community has some serious cultish overtones. I suspect there's someone in the background influencing and manipulating them, and with their connections, seems to be the same globalists who are fucking up the globe, which isn't a shock.
The last time I walked into an orgie, I was the most attractive person there so I got the fuck out! Just kidding. But imagine the kind of people who organize that kind of shit on Craigslist. The only time you will ever see attractive people having group sex is when they're being paid for it. Or if you have enough cocaine to fuel two shot out strippers that arent allowed to see their kids. But, that's still the same as paying for it. Knew a married couple that wanted to swing with me and my ex and I said no and it ended up ruining their marriage in the long run and now the woman posts Bible verses on Facebook everyday to make people think she's not a dirty whore anymore.
Hmmm...drugs..sexual degeneracy... evil satanic ungodly things.. always commonplace within left-wing and democrat circles.
Sounds Jewish.
Tittypussy looks good for a piss goblin.
Imagine the smell in that room.
I mean, everyone sees the pattern, right? The left are twisted, perverted demons. Normal people don’t act like this. We are never going to be able to relate and debate these fucking psychos, they are too far gone.
They're literally demonic. Ever watch people celebrate a win for abortion? Absolutely demonic entities in those people.
Ugly nerdy chicks fuck. I thought this was common knowledge?
A lot. I fucked a good number and funny thing is they tend to be absolutely freaky once they get past being nervous
Dude, this one girl I worked with. She was a 3 out of 10 but man the sex was like 15 out of 10.
Of course they did. Look at them. They’re the kids who played pokemon at the cafeteria table in college.
Greta lost weight, still rocking that fetal alcohol syndrome though.
Not unusual to perverts.
I get the feeling she was always left out
Does anyone think they was running shit? More like just faces for a government run company.
Tech dorks from Central Casting.
The smell has been imagined
Aroma has indeed, been pondered.
Indeed, good sir. Indeed
You can guarantee anyone who refers to themselves as polyamorous is fugly as sin! See also Furries.
This fucking sticky. Watch the degenerate weirdos get excited about hearing sexual deviancy once again
Yeah the cabal wants them to go down hard with all the speculation on degeneracy. Only a matter of time before kiddie pr0n gets found on all their computers so they all get shanked in jail.
Looks like the newest batch of useful idiots aren't useful anymore.
And Sam was the one with the biggest titties.
Jews are sick fucks
This is light. Go read about Simon of Trent. This shit is sick and worse, and has been since their beginnings.