Biden Admin Releases Thanksgiving Dinner Cheat Sheet for Family Arguments: When "that Uncle" Comes "at You" About @POTUS
“Happy Thanksgiving! Did you hear how Joe Biden lowered gas prices?” “Biden sold off our strategic reserves and fist bumped MBS but gas is still higher than under Trump.” “Pass the cranberry sauce, you MAGA maggot.” Turkey pardons turkey, file screen image. The Biden administration posted a Thanksgiving Day cheat sheet Wednesday to stoke family…
That's why you don't invite libtards over for Thanksgiving. They WILL ruin your holiday.
There will be NO libtards in my house tomorrow either… Have a MAGA Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to you, Pede! May your holiday be spirited, blessed and full of great food and peace.
I'm so glad all my immediate family i spend Thanksgiving with are all pro Trump.
Lucky
I'm a product of good parenting and common sense!
This year my brother did not invite one of his sons to Thanksgiving dinner because his daughter-in-law has managed to ruin the previous several holidays lecturing everyone within hearing distance about the evils of Trumpism and the glory of all things liberal. Her absence will be mourned by no one.
She fell into the trap that will leave her isolated during the worst of times. People never think things out these days. It's sad, but you have to do what you have to do to preserve the peace.
It’s sad she did not know how to be a gracious dinner guest at the in-laws
Nah, if they don’t leave mad I didn’t do it right.
Dad? Is that you?😂😂😂
Took my mom to a dinner party.
She ended up talking about how “Trump should be arrested” in a group of based people who just smiled and nodded.
I guess no one ever taught her not to talk politics at parties.
Honestly, its one thing if the group is split and keeping the conversation going would just turn into a full blown argument. But if there's one odd man out woketard that pipes up, I have no qualms completely dog piling them into submission because its what they deserve.
Yes. She can’t understand why anyone likes trump (even though she’s well aware I voted for him). Maybe the vaccine affected her impulse control. 🤷🏼♂️
We're watching two separate movies. That's the only way to explain it.
Last time that happened I couldn't keep my mouth shut. Things nearly ended with a fistfight.
Ack! That awkward moment when the bathroom isn't vacant and there's nowhere else to hide for ten minutes.
I just refuse to serve tofu, so everything sorts itself out.
Big fan of veggies, but I have no idea what the hell is in tofu. If it bounces when you throw it against the wall, then I have no interest in it. XD
It's a well guarded secret, but I'll clue you in on how tofu is made. All of the concentrated faggotry of San Francisco swirls around the atmosphere eventually congealing in the storm drains and coagulating into gelatinous tofu in the sewer system where it is harvested by leather clad homosexual bodybuilders with ice cream scoopes.
Yeah, I had a feeling that's what it was. This is why we have floods every time it rains!
Or just reply, "You sound vaccinated."
ꓘⲶꓗ! 🐸👌 Yes, say the line! Say the line!
I saw a T-shirt on Etsy that said “Unvaccinated and ready to talk politics at the dinner table”. Wish I had the guts to wear it.
"NO taxes on people making above $400k - he kept his promise"
LOL
You can't even make this stuff up at this point. It's just lies on top of lies anymore.
This was part of what the lockdowns were all about. They had legacy and tech media all wrapped up, but they were afraid people were going to talk to each other about the communist coup
I thought that was a typo at first
Imagine telling half the country to enter their relative's house on Thanksgiving weekend to argue and start political debates to ruin the entire visit. These demons need to feed the worms.
Didn't Obama start this? I think Democrats politicizing everything started with him.
nah started with LBJ
You should be acting like your liberal family doesn't even exist. If they are liberal, they support pedophiles. They are beneath you. They are beneath a burning bag of shit.
It's really the 'tough love' approach, isn't it. You can't argue with them, and why would you on Thanksgiving anyway? Who is Biden to tell everyone to engage in verbal combat at a time when we should be at peace? I'll tell you the answer; demons never sleep!
Every convert costs the enemies 2 soldiers
They'd be better off not saying a thing
Yeah, if they are supposed to blurt out positive talking points about Biden, then that means they sit at the kiddie table and are quiet the entire time, amirite?
And give them a chance to groom the kids? Hell no.
K3K! 🐸👌
Mail them the Elf DVD and let them be happy with that, I say.
I refuse to associate with libtards anyway, I cut off all family that were and they're pretty much dead to me, don't give a shit what happens to them.
I only care about and hang out with real MAGA patriots and that is my new family. Anyone who's not down with Trump 100 percent, is not worth wasting time on.
It's a sad thing to deal with, and it leaves a void in the heart to shut out people with whom you don't agree with, but it's clear they will absolutely ruin your holiday and spread dissonance in the household. Luckily, I don't have this problem and it makes things more palpable, but in return I must do all the cooking, cleaning and organizing to make it happen. I'd rather have it that way, though. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! 🐸👌
Thank you, and have a Happy Thanksgiving as well! 🐸👌 🍗 🥧
the ones left in our family are hopeless convicted leftards
the gators will get them sooner or later I guess. that side of the family was never very smart anyway
This is the most fucking pathetic thing I've ever seen, and we've seen a lot of pathetic fucking things since they installed a dementia patient into the Oval Office after stealing an election.
When you have no clue on what Biden has done so you need an answer key. I could rattle off a dozen Trump accomplishments and a 100 more if I had a cheat sheet.
I would be hard pressed to name one positive thing Biden has done up until this point. Now, when he dies, that will probably be the one thing I could bring up.
the big pharma one was hilarious
There was some list on Reddit awhile ago, “what has Biden done so far?”
There was one or two things on it that Trump had done, like end the Afghanistan war and insulin prices. The rest was “he promises to spend money on X”.
Yeah, like Trump got insulin cheaper. Oh, wait, Biden, is claiming he did it... LOL
Happy Ultra MAGA Thanksgiving to all pedes and frens!
Yes, and a very happy Ultra MAGA Thanksgiving to you and your family, as well!
I'd also like to take the time to thank the mods here and wish them the very best Thanksgiving holiday, too. They are the heroes we need and deserve! 🐸👍
Thankfully, I saved my $.16 for my 2021 Fourth of July barbecue to offset that five dollar a gallon of gasoline and doubling of my groceries. Thanks Joe Biden.
If you had invested that $0.16 a year ago, you’d have $0.09 today.
They say that Thanksgiving this year will cost 20% more than last year, but I believe it's much, much higher than that when you factor in every day costs and not just food. Next year we probably won't even have turkey or electricity, so enjoy it while you can!
Don't let these people in the door to begin with. Cherish your holiday and peace.
Someone tell Joe that the LAST thing Americans need to be talking about at the Thanksgiving table is about HIM! And if his accomplishments were so noteworthy, why the hell do Americans need a "cheat sheet"?
Our side should do this as well. I'm thinking a binder full of lies misleads and propaganda that has been revealed from the left
It really depends if you want to engage in politics on a major holiday or not. We do this everyday anyway, and these times are reserved for peace, tranquility and unity among family members if they like it or not. Though, I do understand that some families are like Married With Children and it turns into a slugfest the second people walk into the house. For those folks, I wish them strength and patience of an iron statue.
All my liberal family members are terrified of bringing up anything remotely political. they know that i’d destroy them lol
Hey, that methodology works well, too. They can't offend anyone if they keep quiet.
Where's the challenge to do push ups?
WANKER
Hard to read all that stupid. Every single one of those arguments are shit when comparing the USA under Trump.
What about advice for when Uncle Joe tries to sniff and grope the childrens' table?
I like my 14" Henkels high carbon 4-star meat slicer for the carving.
Yes.. almost. It is a nice knife.
Thank God my mom and stepdad are Trump supporters.
I haven't spoken to my real dad in almost 3 years cut him off 4 months before the scamdemic because he supports the democrat agenda. The thing is he lives 10 mins away from me, I don't visit-see people that support the democrat communist agenda. (Don't need that bullshit drama in my life)
lmao, I thought this was a babylon bee article about Joe or Hunter being the creepy uncle
This is basically a list of things my Mom would say, while saying she ackshually researched these issues online at the source when all she really did was hear it on CNN while quilting and or petting her cats.
the price of food had increase over the last two years this SOB mr. biden is living off of our tax dollars while giving fking ukraine billions of our tax dollars to help F our cost and inflation .. hope our new Congress do its damn job and by this time next year put mr. bidens family in Prison for corruption and all these Fking democrats/rino who cause our country to pay for this Fkery
"go to your family holiday and get ready to go to war on behalf of the cult of lib" and not "go to your family holiday and enjoy it because it's your family" but you're the good guys and definitely not brainwashed for sure
You nailed it. And they say our side is a cult when they are doing this? Unreal, isn't it.
They want to destroy the family and replace it with the State. Anything on the State provided Thanksgiving argument cheat sheet that covers that subject?
That is exactly what they are doing, because they don't respect the sanctity of family and marriage whatsoever. Demons never rest!
Imagine being such an insecure and pathetic president that you have to have to get citizens to defend you at their holiday gatherings.
Honestly, this is the saddest thing I've seen from these demons yet. How low can they go? Welp, hold Biden's beer 'cause he ain't done yet.
They want division. A united population scares them. We the people are more powerful than the government ever will be.
Under the Transparency section we can add:
Any liberals that want to eat known to keep their mouths shut.
THIS is how my tax $$s r spent????? 🤬
If you only knew how bad it really is.
All his accomplishments are restrictions on freedom or new $$$ spend of pork political your tax dollars!
Ha, they think someone will defend Biden? That clown had no support in the Primaries, nobody likes him.
Nobody voted for him, either. I haven't met one person who will admit it, anyway.