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OldZilla 55 points ago +55 / -0

One eyed Jack the RINO of the decade. That will instill fear in the Democrats😄😄😄

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ItsTrumpThen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it weird that I read "monkeys" at first?

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ComradeDillBelassio 3 points ago +3 / -0

One eyed snake or Soy snake 🤣🤣

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Rattatata 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will instill them with money.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +5 / -1

And fellate Mayorkas

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's Wef scum.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

Trading one democrat for another. Yeah, that’ll help.

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TheOSSKilledPatton 32 points ago +33 / -1

Dan Crenshaw is a faker and he has two eyes.

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +15 / -1

One is glass, and it's a replacement for the one he lost in a tragic gloryhole accident.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glass eye was on tv somewhere yesterday ripping on the Freedom Caucus and talking about how McCarthy is going to stare them down.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well that smarmy faggot takes it up the butt from Frank Lunt's boyfriend and all his DC cronies at the geriatric orgies Madison Cawthorn mentioned.

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Kelmika 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha!!!

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winningagain 27 points ago +27 / -0

Mayorkas is not incompetent!

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Lesko_Badcop 22 points ago +22 / -0

Surprisingly correct. He knows exactly what he is doing and is accomplishing his mission with exceptional competence.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +9 / -1

He, Merrick Garland, and Janet Yellen are ALL accomplishing their mission with exceptional competence.

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Clutch_those_Pearls 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just a coincidence!

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, I can' allow "competence" to be used in the same sentence with those people.

They may be accomplishing what their handlers want, but it's not due to competence.

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Induceddrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

One interesting turn of events has been the ouster of Chris Magnus from CBP. What I have heard was there were significant knowledge gaps that he was unable to bridge despite significant effort to teach him the job. Translation: he was too stupid to do the job.
He spent all his time trying to change the ethos of CBP and didn’t know that there is more to running the largest federal law enforcement agency than that. Being gay didn’t make up for a lack of capability.

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, he is executing his orders and sticking to the plan.

Here is an unpopular reality. Even if he wanted to lock down the border, large portions of the federal judiciary would try to stop him. Even Trump had troubles with that. 2019 saw a massive surge because lefty judges kept DACA (a patently illegal EO) in place. The only reason that the border was brought back under control was COVID title 42 restrictions.
The INA should give the executive branch all the power it needs to control illegal immigration, but it has had all its teeth pulled by 35 years of bad policy and worse law.

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MAGATRON1 1 point ago +1 / -0

So.. your saying frustrated people that live on the border will just IED mine the place?

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I am saying is the 87 INA says immigration officers can identify and deport illegals anywhere in the United States. If agents started doing that, they would be fired for breaking policy. If the policy changes, judges would stop it.

Trump understood that. That’s why he wanted a wall. It’s not the most effective means, but it was something he was allowed to do.

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Minefields, with signs!

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MAGATRON1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vietnam style booby traps everywhere.... is what unfortunately will happen

No to be honest the best way to stop it all without filling the Rio Grande with vicious alligators is:

  • tax overseas money transfers at 20% for non-citizens. (We would gain hundreds of billions, right now its tax free basically)

  • make an enforce laws that if employers employ illegal aliens they will have their business shut down their asset seized and they will do mandatory jail time. Also concurrently with this new legislation make a program that's basically a snitch line that will give 10% of all assets seized to the snitch.

If these things were done tens of millions of undocumented illegal aliens would self-deport overnight

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JuicyfearsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were running things, you'd be my border chief

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Mynameismyname 26 points ago +26 / -0

I don't feel too good about being saved WEF slave Crenshaw

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wblboo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Crenshaw = Issa, Goudy, Mueller

We know why Crenshaw wants to be in charge, so he can slow walk the investigation, deny subpoenas, and perhaps even hide evidence.

  • So let's watch and see what the rest of Congress wants.
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JerryNadlerBeltFund 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congress wants all those things. Slow walk = more time for tv appearances and faux outrage to fuel prolonged fundraising.

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Sparks1017 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perpetual fundraising

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Aggrieved03 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll pass.

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VP_Unchained 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly eye patch McCain should be preparing to "own nothing" and be happy about it . 😈

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Aggrieved03 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's preparing for us to own nothing.

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sc00b3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where’s the RINO flair OP 😉!

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Sea_Still [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Done

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pray4peace4 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'd better do much more than that.

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +2 / -1

But they slammed him! in a strongly worded statement!

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Directional 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cringeshaw shouldn’t even be in charge of the espresso machine in the House cafeteria.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't let Crenshaw near anything

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masterfulsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

crenshaw.... hell be worse than the cuban

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Sunnybats2 -6 points ago +3 / -9

Rubio senator

Cruz Senator

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Govern me hardR, patchy.

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Sparks1017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crenshaw? Fuck that one-eyed RINO

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FreeThought 3 points ago +4 / -1

Different faces, same gameplan.

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Marina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not one eyed MCCAIN. NO WAY. NO MCCARTHY FOR LEADERSHIP EITHER

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Littleirishmaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crenshaw?

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WinterSoldier82 3 points ago +3 / -0

By Rinos... lets see where this goes.

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Desktop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disband the Department of Homeland Security. That should be the goal. It's very existence is based on the lie that is the 9/11 false flag event.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fully support the effort to make Dan Crenshaw deported.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

McCain wants to let them all in.

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d rather have AOC than eye patch McCain

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MAGATRON1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuuuuck Damn Cringeshaw.

Geez guys, is this place filled with dem agents posing as pedes trying to push us to support RINOs and not prosecute Hunter?

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even know who Mark Green is but I DO know Crenshaw. That fuck doesn't deserve anything

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man! Did they really “slam” him? Wow. They really mean business!

I hate these spineless faggots.

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Speedgraphic69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eyepatch McCain

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crenshaw won't do shit

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PatriotSkorzeny 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Incompetent”

Jesus Christ.

ITS INTENTIONAL TREASON.

🖕🏼🖕🏼

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Cucker_Carlson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yea, we really need a WEF stooge to keep his eye on the border. That would be so helpful.

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

With such a slim majority this is gonna be fun to watch.

But leave it to McCarthy to pull a defeat from the jaws of victory. Maybe he'll get a few dems to vote for him, then appoint them as committee chairs like Texas House Speaker Phelan does (yes, he fucking does that).

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's another guy in Texas that needs to go. He makes sure nothing really is accomplished. Phelan is a D.

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Don-O-Mite 2 points ago +2 / -0

we sure as he'll don't need the one eyed traitor in there

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SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Crenshaw

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starboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Green has Trump’s endorsement, Matt Schlapp’s and CPAC as well as former ICE and Border Patrol heads. I’m assuming House votes for position? If the Mcs don’t start threatening reps Green should get it easily.

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RaberContour 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fuck Crenshaw, fuck neocons, fuck Zelenksky

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MrMxyzptlk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet Cyclops McCain pretending to do something.

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2224522 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mark Green is a warrior a heck of a doctor and a damn good man.

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arcanum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are they targeting Mayorkas? He’s just a fall guy at best.

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m1lkb0ne 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish they'd abolish the damned thing, and repeal the unpatriotic Patriot Act simultaneously.

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DITTOPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not incompetent. He's a communist and he's making great strides in the replacement of the majority.

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Wu_Flu_Ca_Choo 1 point ago +2 / -1

One-eyed McStain skipped glory hole safety training

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NinjaFish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where were these ‘high profile’ republicans over the last two years?

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DITTOPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also known as Patch_McCain.

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nemonster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hi everybody Goodnight

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't pick Crenshaw! What a RINO.

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IHaveEvidence 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are going to write the most strongly worded letter EVER.

Then have more committee hearings.

The commies are terrified...

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking eye patch McCain definitely should not be selected.

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cyberwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eyepatch McCain can piss off

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BoerboelMummy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can they not find a Conservative?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha they want to make a name for themselves! YOU GO, BOYS! But if you get the job, by God you better come home with your shield or on it.