Funny story, I had to stay at this hotel in Commiefornia for a work trip and there happened to be some lesbian convention going on there at the same time. Posted by the elevators there was this sign that said, "No more than two scooters in the elevator at a time." I was extremely confused about this. But later walking around, I saw more morbidly obese women than I've ever seen in one place, and tons of those Hover Round scooters with women so fat they couldn't walk, but still decked out in their studded leather accessories and butch haircuts. Quite disturbing. Apparently they had elevators break down from too many fat lesbos in at the same time with their scooters. 😆
Most american education doesnt cover much history outside the usa, and I know most public school educated people know absolutely nothing about the fact that islam was founded by a warlord. I mean how do they think turkey is a muslim nation? They conquered far and wide, for centuries. They beat down the gates of europe for literally more than 4 centuries before the first crusade, yet you still see people talking about the evil crusades picking on those innocent muslims.
They also are entirely unaware of muslims being the most prolific slavers in history.
I had a debate with a Friend, who, in all of his failings does believe in the Noble Savage stuff. And he's Canadian. Well our debate turned into the "The US killed their natives and then hid from it!" And I literally had to dig for proof that the School system I went to, literally teaches kids about the Indians and the trail of tears and stuff at like the 3rd grade, and my school didn't cop out and pull the Small pox blanket shit.
Needless to say he stopped telling me that America hid from their past of hurting the Indians, espeically when I bring up, that Canada didn't even let Natives become Citizens till the late 80s, when in America they were Citizens already in the the 1920s lol
Lefties hate other lefties. But they won't admit it, even to themselves. They don't enjoy each other's company, but force themselves to.
If you ever get the chance to be a fly-on-the-wall in a conversation between two lefties, take it and pay attention.
It will go one of two ways:
They are two actually very close friends who have known each other for a long time and have a genuine connection. You will notice all of the bullshit pronouns are dropped and they refer to each other by what comes naturally. They will make off-colored jokes haphazardly, just like any of us would. These relationships are real and there is no resentment.
They aren't super close, even if they once were. You will notice both of them are constantly walking on eggshells as they talk to each other. They stumble over their words and are constantly apologizing (indicating that this type of speech doesn't come naturally, even to those who push it)...
...Once one of them says something incorrectly and doesn't immediately correct it and apologize, the other person will step in and say something "polite" like "just a heads up, I do prefer to go by 'xe,' but it's okay that you made a mistake." The other will apologize and move on. But now, they're actively listening for the other person to slip up so that they can deploy the same "polite" correction to get even. It becomes a constant back and forth, where it is impossible for either party to focus on the actual conversation because the speaker is focusing entirely on not slipping up, and the listener is focusing entirely on catching slip-ups.
There is a lot of resentment here that they can't bring themselves to recognize.
Yes. You are supposed to know it’s a joke about woke people switching to the 89th new gender imagination-creation that is popular this year opposed to what was “in” the year before.
I want to find this funny. The drawing style just enrages me too much. Shitty drawings make a primal part of my brain uneasy. I usually only get this from lefty comics.
Replace that spread with a more cuck appropriate diet- soy mcgriddles, disposable nicotine vaporizers, whiteclaw and starbucks. A true cucksgiving dinner, you know it’s legit since too everything is brought ready to go because actual cooking is too hard for these lazy faggots.
You sound like you totally have a sense of humor, did the vape part give it away?
Also; your same attitude of “not caring what other people do” is the same one that got us where we are today, with children being used as sexual experiments and the tranny epidemic. You might want to rethink that.
Outside of humor a 3 house holiday gathering tnite allowed me to discover that one had a Monaco Class A Diesel pusher (which they sold for a second vacay property - so I was unaware). I'm going down that road myself (to coin a phrase) so I'll be tapping his noggin' for opinions and input as I get closer to going mobile in a 25 ton (or more) platform.
I knew he was in the same class when he mentioned he sank at an RV park because they didn't specify weight and class when he arrived. Gotta keep those on a pad - otherwise it's the same as being off the highway waiting for a recovery.
Even if your family is small or non-existent, never miss an opportunity to share eats and data with the guys next door - you'll discover all kinds of things. (like my other neighbor who used to repair Range Rovers and lent me his arc-welder on one occasion - didn't bother to ask previously because ... who the hell has an arc welder in their garage? (plus I usually just used the metal club up the road which had a couple for spot joining anyway).
(disclaimer : I used to live in loft complexes where pot-lucks were frequent - that's when I got serious about cooking. You can network a lot with a few good dishes, and that's a strat I'll use when mobile too. I've actually secured clients with resturant recommendations and the odd shrimp burrito from my kitchen. Conversely, I've demanded advances in the form of specialty meatballs for concoctions from clients as a retainer (pulled that stunt in Silicon Valley)
The point to this ramble is good eats makes good friends. Knowing how to make eats - makes more friends.
The one with the Swirly Poop Purple Hair has definitely switched since last year.
Two chairs are empty this year because of suicides.
Or mRNA jabs.
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Stonetoss stickie on Thanksgiving??! -D
I don’t understand?
Same thing.
More like about 41% of them
Twice, so it evens out.
And the purple hair would NOT be holding a fork! Spoons save the animals or some stupid shit.
Where are the fat, pierced, vegan non binaries in that picture. Too normal
Unfortionately pappy hadnt renovated his doors to accomodate their girth yet so they are eating outside again this year.
Funny story, I had to stay at this hotel in Commiefornia for a work trip and there happened to be some lesbian convention going on there at the same time. Posted by the elevators there was this sign that said, "No more than two scooters in the elevator at a time." I was extremely confused about this. But later walking around, I saw more morbidly obese women than I've ever seen in one place, and tons of those Hover Round scooters with women so fat they couldn't walk, but still decked out in their studded leather accessories and butch haircuts. Quite disturbing. Apparently they had elevators break down from too many fat lesbos in at the same time with their scooters. 😆
"Is there a man anywhere who can fix this?"
Fat people on those scooters remind me of the flying Baron Harkonnen in the Dune (1984) movie.
They have become the fat fucks in Wall-E.
And gay marriage enables this nonsense. They can marry and leech off their partner's benefits.
That reminds me of an article from last year that preached having anti-vaxxers eat outside in the backyard away from family...because safety.
And... who's dying now? Not purebloods Dying Suddenly!
Straight from the trough, or just spread on the ground for forage?
Brings new meaning to "FourDoorsMoreWhores."
You need woman-man-beast whales to nake it authentic.
suicided s while back
And then everyone clapped and Einstein sucked you off.
Oh please...they would be crying about stolen land bullshit and blah blah blah and that is a real turkey ...they want Tofurkey
Most american education doesnt cover much history outside the usa, and I know most public school educated people know absolutely nothing about the fact that islam was founded by a warlord. I mean how do they think turkey is a muslim nation? They conquered far and wide, for centuries. They beat down the gates of europe for literally more than 4 centuries before the first crusade, yet you still see people talking about the evil crusades picking on those innocent muslims.
They also are entirely unaware of muslims being the most prolific slavers in history.
They still indulge in slavery, too, and do it here when they think they can get away with it.
I had a debate with a Friend, who, in all of his failings does believe in the Noble Savage stuff. And he's Canadian. Well our debate turned into the "The US killed their natives and then hid from it!" And I literally had to dig for proof that the School system I went to, literally teaches kids about the Indians and the trail of tears and stuff at like the 3rd grade, and my school didn't cop out and pull the Small pox blanket shit.
Needless to say he stopped telling me that America hid from their past of hurting the Indians, espeically when I bring up, that Canada didn't even let Natives become Citizens till the late 80s, when in America they were Citizens already in the the 1920s lol
Her??? How dare you! It’s zim/zir you bigot!!!!!
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Stonetoss is the Gary Larson of our generation
Must be a mistake. No soy.
My Thanksgiving featured a land acknowledgment. Fuck me.
Thank god my whole family is maga
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Not enough masks
Lefties hate other lefties. But they won't admit it, even to themselves. They don't enjoy each other's company, but force themselves to.
If you ever get the chance to be a fly-on-the-wall in a conversation between two lefties, take it and pay attention.
It will go one of two ways:
They are two actually very close friends who have known each other for a long time and have a genuine connection. You will notice all of the bullshit pronouns are dropped and they refer to each other by what comes naturally. They will make off-colored jokes haphazardly, just like any of us would. These relationships are real and there is no resentment.
They aren't super close, even if they once were. You will notice both of them are constantly walking on eggshells as they talk to each other. They stumble over their words and are constantly apologizing (indicating that this type of speech doesn't come naturally, even to those who push it)...
...Once one of them says something incorrectly and doesn't immediately correct it and apologize, the other person will step in and say something "polite" like "just a heads up, I do prefer to go by 'xe,' but it's okay that you made a mistake." The other will apologize and move on. But now, they're actively listening for the other person to slip up so that they can deploy the same "polite" correction to get even. It becomes a constant back and forth, where it is impossible for either party to focus on the actual conversation because the speaker is focusing entirely on not slipping up, and the listener is focusing entirely on catching slip-ups.
There is a lot of resentment here that they can't bring themselves to recognize.
Am I supposed to know what the thing is here?
Yes. You are supposed to know it’s a joke about woke people switching to the 89th new gender imagination-creation that is popular this year opposed to what was “in” the year before.
But they can't switch genders. That's the funniest part. It's not nearly as funny that they tried to, thats just sad. It's the fact that they failed.
Amogus gravy?
I want to find this funny. The drawing style just enrages me too much. Shitty drawings make a primal part of my brain uneasy. I usually only get this from lefty comics.
Fake, no way a leftoid house is eating actual turkey.
Amogus in the left curtain
LOL That won't happen at my house...
We really shouldn't even be sarcastic with them, in their propaganda addled minds they won't even get it. They will feel reinforced.
"Same gender as last year." No question mark.
A Sodomite is a Sodomite no matter what it looks like.
No way theres not atleast one masko
I sexually identify as a turkey. Stuff me.
Replace that spread with a more cuck appropriate diet- soy mcgriddles, disposable nicotine vaporizers, whiteclaw and starbucks. A true cucksgiving dinner, you know it’s legit since too everything is brought ready to go because actual cooking is too hard for these lazy faggots.
This kind of shit just makes us look equally as retarded. Idk why you care so much about what anyone else does or eats, it’s really weird lol.
You sound like you totally have a sense of humor, did the vape part give it away?
Also; your same attitude of “not caring what other people do” is the same one that got us where we are today, with children being used as sexual experiments and the tranny epidemic. You might want to rethink that.
Dude you’re so defensive it’s hilarious 😂. Show me on the doll where the liberal / tranny hurt you.
I see you’re still a condescending faggot.
Lefties don't eat turkey and hate all of our holidays.
Outside of humor a 3 house holiday gathering tnite allowed me to discover that one had a Monaco Class A Diesel pusher (which they sold for a second vacay property - so I was unaware). I'm going down that road myself (to coin a phrase) so I'll be tapping his noggin' for opinions and input as I get closer to going mobile in a 25 ton (or more) platform.
I knew he was in the same class when he mentioned he sank at an RV park because they didn't specify weight and class when he arrived. Gotta keep those on a pad - otherwise it's the same as being off the highway waiting for a recovery.
Even if your family is small or non-existent, never miss an opportunity to share eats and data with the guys next door - you'll discover all kinds of things. (like my other neighbor who used to repair Range Rovers and lent me his arc-welder on one occasion - didn't bother to ask previously because ... who the hell has an arc welder in their garage? (plus I usually just used the metal club up the road which had a couple for spot joining anyway).
(disclaimer : I used to live in loft complexes where pot-lucks were frequent - that's when I got serious about cooking. You can network a lot with a few good dishes, and that's a strat I'll use when mobile too. I've actually secured clients with resturant recommendations and the odd shrimp burrito from my kitchen. Conversely, I've demanded advances in the form of specialty meatballs for concoctions from clients as a retainer (pulled that stunt in Silicon Valley)
The point to this ramble is good eats makes good friends. Knowing how to make eats - makes more friends.
Forget 'learn to code' - LEARN TO COOK
I agree. We try and feed our friends and neighbors and anyone we meet.
I hope that’s a vegan turkey
Could try baked tilapia for some holiday variety.
Carving the turkey left handed is a nice touch.
They're not triggered that the man is at the head of the table cutting the turkey? REEEEEEE