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Kyle Rittenhouse wins again (media.patriots.win)             REEEEEEE! 
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Les_Deplorables 333 points ago +335 / -2

She looks expensive.

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knuckles_muldoon 310 points ago +311 / -1

She looks like trouble...

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ManlyFirmness 199 points ago +200 / -1

I am glad that by the time I got anywhere I had learned a lot about women and what to look out for.

Fame & money at 19 is more likely to be a curse than anything else.

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FlexPowerhouse 80 points ago +86 / -6

Let's see what happens to this seemingly good kid after this. If his role models and mentors are good then maybe he can level up. wish him luck

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JoeBidensDementia1 52 points ago +53 / -1

seemingly?

Did you not see him rid our country of 3 felons?

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OGpsywar 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trouble or not, that kid needs Somebody to help him carry around his enormous brass balls. 😎

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JoeBidensDementia1 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think he already does based on this photo.

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January22nd2022 3 points ago +5 / -2

All the cope from him getting a GF...

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Firespawn -6 points ago +1 / -7

You'd suck his dick if he'd let you.

Besides, if not for his status, you're a damn fool if you think this bimbo would be on his arm.

Kyle did a great thing, but that doesn't erase the fact that, otherwise, he looks like a Minecraft nerd who couldn't land a chic like this otherwise.

But keep on wishing you could slob on that knob.

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BidensPrisonWallet 48 points ago +50 / -2

At 19 I was not thinking with the big head and made lots of bad decisions. But in hindsight I sure had a good time and know that I'm not missing out on anything now.

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Quietam_Unum 10 points ago +10 / -0

At 19 I was not thinking with the big head

John Hyatt wrote a song you might like about that very thing. Appropriately, it was titled Little Head. Weird sense of humor, that guy.

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MAGAMyNagga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Erection integrity?

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laspojd2 9 points ago +16 / -7

Mgtow

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Gadsden 3 points ago +10 / -7

Had to look up mgtow....

Yeah, that's just weakness. I'm able to make my own decisions, make decisions with my wife, and reason out compromises because I'm an adult.

Lots of weakness masquerading as strength, these days.

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NewGaslighterInChief 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lemme take a wild guess, your wife was born before 1980 and graduated college before 2000... It's a different generation of women, extra indoctrinated with feminism, these days.

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Gadsden 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nope. After on both. I don't play games, though and my wife knows it.

I'm also incredibly blessed to have married my high school sweetheart, and we never had to deal with the dating scene. So you got me, there.

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Eatinglue 0 points ago +3 / -3

That’s all well and good…the law is on her side though. If she decides she’s bored or annoyed or not attracted to you anymore…the feminist law system will come down on you and she’ll say things you would never believe. And the feminist courts will back her and fuck you. Prenups don’t even matter.

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January22nd2022 -1 points ago +4 / -5

Mgaytos are barely one step above blacked enjoying soyboys.

Solution to mgaytows? Re-education by labor.

Solution to feminism? Re-education by labor as well.

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ViolenceCuresAll 1 point ago +2 / -1

Youre a fucking retard. Feminism is a female supremacy movement. MGTOW simply teaches become indifferent to a rigged system.

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NewGaslighterInChief 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not really a coherent criticism of MGTOW but I'll allow it.

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ViolenceCuresAll 3 points ago +5 / -2

It’s not about weakness it’s about learning how to survive a rigged system.

https://scored.co/c/MGTOW

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January22nd2022 -2 points ago +3 / -5

No, mgaytows are weaklings.

Mgaytows makes Nick Fuentes look like Bismarck.

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ViolenceCuresAll 2 points ago +4 / -2

Wait till you get destroyed by the family court system simply because your wife decided on a whim to divorce you. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

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Ieatcrayons 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s just about understanding the game for what it is. Over the years it’s muddied up but the main message. “It’s ok to be alone.” And “Build yourself up to be a strong man that can take in the world.” That’s it, adding anything else to it is bs.

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm cool with that message.

Honestly, this partially on me for taking and search results as the true definition.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +4 / -2

MGTOW, as far as I recall, started out as a forum of men burned in divorce, who decided to go their own way, after a family court bent them over and Hillary'ed them.

Now, it seems the 'movement' is just an excuse for a lack of ability to attract women, and attack them. "I'm taking my toys and going home" kind of thing. I suspect it's a lot of the "incels" on 4chan and sites like that who took over the title and degenerated it into some sad, pathetic He Man Woman Haters Club.

If you aren't divorced, broke, and alienated from your kids by an ex-wife, it's hard to take you seriously as a "MGTOW". If you've never been on a date, or in a long term relationship, and are claiming "MGTOW" as a cover...you're the problem, not women.

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Endprism 5 points ago +6 / -1

Men Going Their Own Way….sounds pretty good to me. Modern women are trash. They’ll leave you broke and without children and you’ll end up with a closet full of designer handbags and a lot of regret. Men…reject these modern women.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Thanks for providing a great example of the fake MGTOW I was talking about.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

MGTOW became a euphemistic way to say incel.

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reagan2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

If a man is a follower of a movement called "men going their own way", then he might just be a follower, and not a man going his own way.

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Sons_of_Liberty52 3 points ago +4 / -1

yes, keep simping for wahmen. rofl

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frogface 99 points ago +101 / -2

She looks like a rental.

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yukondave 28 points ago +29 / -1

Yup, its just your turn

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Jerryfreedom76 21 points ago +21 / -0

LOL

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +10 / -2

Looks like a troon/real doll. This new mOOdern look that so many women have adopted is fucking atrocious.

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January22nd2022 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Yes, yes... I can feel your cope!"

Palpatine of the Lulzs.

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R3tro 30 points ago +30 / -0

She looks like gonna get 50%

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MAGAnic316 8 points ago +8 / -0

(Eddie Murphy voice) HALF!!!!

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

She'll take two doors.

Then he'll be left with a hatchback. Or a coupe.

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Daffy 19 points ago +19 / -0

The key question is, does she go shooting with him?

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Mountaineer 19 points ago +22 / -3

No but he goes shooting on her.

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July_1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

That was set up on purpose. Had to have been. Lol

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Jizzstainballsack 9 points ago +11 / -2

He shoots, he scores!

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USN73BigE 6 points ago +7 / -1

But does he dribble before he shoots?

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Ryan282 1 point ago +2 / -1

Username checks out!

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kishkan 1 point ago +2 / -1

He takes her to the stabbin wagon.

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QanonIsMyDad 4 points ago +7 / -3

Does she spit out his bullets or does she swallow them? 😏😏

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Seatacjoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's looks happy :) hahahah

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MrCripple 53 points ago +56 / -3

She looks scary

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BoomShtick 75 points ago +76 / -1

Looks like my lad is going to figure things out the hard way. May his lessons learned from bat shit crazy be swift and without consequence.

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Walt_Kowalski 29 points ago +29 / -0

The body says yes, the face says I'll cut it off if you spite me.

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DaemonKrog 16 points ago +18 / -2

So, a southern girl?

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USN73BigE 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or an Orange County, CA girl.

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DaemonKrog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, they just look like a roastie or a junkie or both.

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covok48 0 points ago +1 / -1

Precisely.

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LWGII 24 points ago +27 / -3

Scary, but fun!

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PhilosoGuido 31 points ago +31 / -0

Wonder where on the Hot/Crazy Matrix she falls.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Above the diagonal, I’m sure

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yukondave 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its a dude!

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UncleTrumpsBand 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a man, man!

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residue69 51 points ago +51 / -0

"I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but ..."

At least we know he's got decent legal representation and the checks should keep rolling in for awhile.

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MAGATRON1 58 points ago +60 / -2

Say: "WE WANT PRE-NUP, WE WANT PRE-NUP"

no but on the really realz, I faked and helped other wealthy men fake a modest but interesting financial life; for the purpose of helping them date - specifically- wife hunt.

I became so good, because it was fun (ex actor anyway), I started consulting for very wealthy men. I'd get them a whole false background. I'd hide information online buried the real info with piles of the new personal. Id keep it as true as possible just radically alter their financial state.

These poor schlemeils would get taken advantage of constantly. I knew this one kid - crazy rich UAE family money; he was young and would do things like take even acquaintances on 10k shopping sprees or buy cars for non-romantic so called friends. It was sad. So I set him up as a private investigator, specializing in fraud and embezzlement cases, what is sometimes referred to as forensic accounting.

Sounds Hella boring right? Exactly. It gave him an excuse for unusual schedules etc. He made $156,000 gross. A decent but under the radar of gold digging cruise missiles.

My intention was to help them find love uncomplicated by their brain melting wealth. And I got to be the hero in the shadows.

I'm in the early stages of a book.

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LawNmowermaN 25 points ago +26 / -1

I'd read that book.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 13 points ago +14 / -1

lol That's awesome. There's a reason so many upper middle class go broke trying to pretend to be rich, why really well off people tend to still go bankrupt, an why the filthy rich people generally attempt to look poor an not stand out.

The thing I like about the girl he is with is that she isn't a 10. Shes attractive but seems like her ability to present herself makes her more attractive than she would be naturally. My guess is there's hope she's aware of this an makes her a little more humble an she might generally just be happy to be with a financially secure badass (yes he looks goofy but is legit badass individual)

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MAGATRON1 -2 points ago +12 / -14

She needs to teach him how to pose and how to dress make him hit the gym a little harder give him some inspiration I like Kyle but he does not photograph well and has a kind of deer in the Headlights kind of slow Look to Him it's not his fault there is a science to being photogenic

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usernamechecksout 13 points ago +18 / -5

Lol, so get rid of all things that made him a normal and endearing person?

Do you have swamp plans for him?

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sum_ting_wong 11 points ago +11 / -0

If he had gone to court looking like Jake Paul he would still be behind bars.

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45ichooseu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Astute observation.

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MAGATRON1 2 points ago +10 / -8

No, it's just he doesn't know how to .... put his best foot forward. If I was his older brother or friend I'd help him.

I know it seems completely shallow and vapid and having been part of this particular industry I know how you can take a regular person and with a kind of glamor sorcery make them look like some kind of black and white poster advertisement for sunglasses model that drips a smoldering sexuality.

With just like an hour of basic photography training you could increase the quality of your pictures tenfold. It's not Kyle's fault he just doesn't know any better he stares directly at the camera and kind of weakly Smiles like he's embarrassed. If the budget okay from an agency I would get him a nutritionist and trainer and he would go from naive looking baby fat faced nice but kind of dumb looking guy to Super Ultra Mega Chad I could do it in less than 4 months

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45ichooseu 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is pretty sound and has been my experience. It seems that many on this thread can't sepatate kyle's culture war status symbolism from his sex appeal. The thing is, this matters a lot especially since he is thinking of politics. Case in point, Chris Pratt. Back in the day, he was kinda unkempt and pudgy. All of a sudden Jurassic World happens and he is a major sex symbol. What changed? Diet, gym, learning to dress. When you have access to all of those in hollywood and he capitalized on it as he should. My wife makes a joke about this phonomenon by quoting the Kardashians. "Youre not ugly, youre just poor". Lol. I was probably worse off in the fashion/attractiveness dept than kyle and I can vouch that taking this advice goes a long way. You dont need to take it to Chris Pratt levels of diet, gym, or fashion to make a huge difference in regards to how others perceive you. Men tend to be very unaware of some of these basics. I certainly was at his age.

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LawnBoy777 -3 points ago +4 / -7

Fuck you dude. Kyle’s more giga Chad than you’ll ever be. Motherfucker cleaned out three felons in under 10 minutes.

... continue reading thread?
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45ichooseu 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is sound advice. There is this old adage "if you want to know how to fish, ask a fisherman". Back when I was new to clubs/dance/dating and women in general, I made friends with a guy that was hyper successful with women. He showed me the basics of how to dress. Once I found myself and got comfortable, I tapped into the value that my attractive female friends had to offer. They knew how to pick out the right jeans, the right dress shirt, the sexy leather jacket. They also knew how to take pictures. I got smart and started taking these girls with me to shop for clothes and treat them to lunch. They were happy for the attention, felt needed, and took tons of great photos theyd tag me in. Soon enough, my social media was full of me surrounded by pretty ladies. When you take these same ladies out dancing, to social venues, clubs, and parties, they become your best spokesmen and most ardent wing women. Attractive wing women work to help you meet people with their social clout, and you'll find that other men and women want to be around that clout. I can't tell you how many times a girl I asked out said "your friends are all so pretty" or "you always have pretty girls around you". I had inadvertedly discovered the phenomenon of pre-selection. All this from having girls help me shop for clothes and letting them take the photos lol.

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jack1989 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he doesn't photograph well you will really hate my photographs

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MAGATRON1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't say that bro I can help anybody it doesn't matter what you look like I can always jack up your numbers and make you better than you were before. I'm an improver. A polisher.

Consider this: being overly self-deprecating is not being humble or admitting your failings it is a self-indulgent attitude. You're basically saying that it's impossible for you you're too much of a schlub but really what this says is that you don't want to try and the fact is you can.

I know a guy named David who happened to be in a wheelchair after a stroke in his early 30s one day while talking with him outside of a store nearby a Vietnamese massage parlor one of the workers decided to take a smoke break out back.

He saw the Vietnamese girl in a kind of lingerie outfit she had this kind of hard smoking - flick the cigarette butt - kind of attitude that you would see in Hollywood stereotypes of street prostitutes not completely unappealing if that's your bag and in his case it definitely was.

He meekly smiled and held his hand up just the elbow and his hand and curled his fingers twice in a kind of super weak saying hi gesture.

When she looked away I slapped his hand down and told him sternly don't do that. After she left I scolded him that he thought that because he's in a wheelchair and he's not rich or have something else he feels that he could offer her he has to seem weak and pathetic and that maybe he would get pity attention and that was lazy and beneath him. I told him you are a ferociously intelligent man with an interesting history and background you have a lot to offer don't use this chair as an excuse.

I had a custom kind of seat made that would fold over his lap a kind of deep red crushed velvet Catholic pew kneeler seat. Eventually he had enough confidence that he could take a girl by her waist and have her sit down and then when she looked at him shocked he would smile and say best seat in the house.

It was all about attitude and confidence.

" a woman will forgive audacity but timidity is repugnant to them they will recoil from its stench"

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yukondave 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trust law is super handy as well. My rich buddies move everything they own into a trust and all family money goes into a trust. They dont work so earn nothing. The house they dont own. Dont co mingle and your great. Boy are they surprised at divorce how this works.

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MAGATRON1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah there's all kinds of loopholes obviously asset protection would deal heavily and Trust all the clients that I worked with had an army of lawyers all over the world so they're pretty much covered that's not a problem if I even suspected that they weren't a thousand percent buttoned up in that regard there was a short list of world class asset protection specialist that I would refer them to.

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LBOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this!!!!

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds like a hella fun read.

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MAGATRON1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll keep you guys updated but most of my former clients have a strict policy on privacy which of course I would respect

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Organist1022 5 points ago +5 / -0

His legal representation, I believe - at least in the defamation arena - is Todd McMurtry, who just failed trying to get Nick Sandmann a second payday. Kyle has been way too easily led astray.

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SuperMario 33 points ago +34 / -1

She looks photoshopped. But it's real. Weird photo lighting.

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Angry 19 points ago +20 / -1

Yep - she needs a DuPont patch on her windbreaker.

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Skogin 9 points ago +10 / -1

And Sherwin-Williams on her drop cloth.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree, does look shooped... wth is going on?

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ProudlyConservative 21 points ago +21 / -0

High maintenance.

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WrongTurn 103 points ago +103 / -0

Commies HATE this ONE SIMPLE TRICK to get HOT GIRLS -----> shoot Antifa

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ForceMultiplier 4 points ago +5 / -1

This isn't even a reach, Mr. "Arm Spaghetti" was a member of the People's Revolution Movement

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45ichooseu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin lol!

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 89 points ago +90 / -1

If Kyle is happy, that’s what counts. I just hope she is not a fame seeker

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x79q3pb 104 points ago +106 / -2

Of course she is. But Kyle's still young and has to learn these things himself.

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Business-Socks 23 points ago +23 / -0

At his age I was getting caught up with these man-eaters too

And I never even survived/beat a liberal lynch mob.

If he keeps his head on he should be fine

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Spezcuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kyle needs to be rescued from Castle Anthrax.

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BoomShtick 40 points ago +41 / -1

No, that's a bad take. There is a naïve happy look in Kyle's eyes, the same I use to have when a THOT gave me attention at a young age. BUT I would have traded that happiness ten times over for a based lad to tell me "don't stick your dick in crazy" and for me to have the wisdom to listen. And that THOT has crazy eyes.

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residue69 18 points ago +18 / -0

The last time one of my friends had that look in his eyes was at a casino bar in Vegas and she was a hooker.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 9 points ago +9 / -0

Words of the wise

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BoomShtick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those downvotes are from the suckers that are in this process as we speak.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

We were all young once. Ha, ha

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Friar_Pede 23 points ago +23 / -0

She is

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here2red 7 points ago +18 / -11

Who cares? Have fun. YOLO

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Fordheartskav 24 points ago +25 / -1

yeah it's just sad when these kids fall in "love" and find out the bitch was just using him. live and learn though I guess

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jamrs 10 points ago +12 / -2

We don't have any idea what's going on

He's not a bad looking guy. It may be a normal relationship. I'm sure that his fame helps him, but so does my job help me.

She's good looking in that she actually dresses well and takes care of herself. She's like a 7.5, which is about as high as you can safely go for a long term relationship. People have become so lazy; they don't take care of themselves, don't exercise, don't dress well. And when they see someone who does they immediately think it's someone way out of their league. Maybe if the baseline population wasn't a 4 right now y'all would see her as a pretty good fit for him.

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jamrs 1 point ago +1 / -0

You probably don't take care of yourself if you can't even sum up what would make him attractive to women. He isn't really overweight (little beer gut), he has a solid chin, his face is all symmetrical, his hair line is intact, and he has straight white teeth. It isn't rocket science.

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Fordheartskav -1 points ago +2 / -3

it's more the demon eyes but ok

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

unfortunately you don't go to court only once

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TheCandorist 5 points ago +6 / -1

She definitely is. Look at her online presence. She is an e-thot that clings to him because his name ups her views.

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Edial 68 points ago +69 / -1

Kyle is always going to be a badass deserving of all the good aspects of life. The most clean example of 2A use ever, and he eliminated pedophile trash. A living legend is such an interesting thing to actually witness.

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Redneckathon 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'd buy an official "Rittenhouse Special" AR if there ever was one.

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notCIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

What was it again, an aimpoint and an MP 15? Single point sling.

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Tyrone_biggums 5 points ago +6 / -1

Best ad for the forward assist ever

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DJTXLV 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just think about how many little kids he saved by taking out those proven pedophiles.

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Kenosha Hat-Trick was an awesome thing for sure.

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Bigmike65 68 points ago +68 / -0

4doorsmorewhores

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

After she's done with him, he'll be 2doorsnomorwhores.

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Spezcuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ill take seconds.

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ANatisGrey 53 points ago +54 / -1

As a mother, and someone who was 100% committed to every second of his trial and praying for his acquittal...I just hope she's not trying to take advantage of him. I truly hope he finds someone that loves him as much as he loves her.

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x79q3pb 45 points ago +46 / -1

I feel like Kyle has 50,000 parents sitting on his porch telling every young girl that comes by "now don't go breaking my boy's heart"

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ANatisGrey 22 points ago +22 / -0

NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. At least that's how I view my kids. 🤣

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notCIA 21 points ago +23 / -2

Let's be super real here, she wouldn't give him a second glance if he weren't famous and potentially rich. I like Kyle, but he's an awkward teenage boy of average looks. Not exactly every young woman's dream, any guy knows that.

It's been strange how I've seen women act towards him in his public appearances since the trial. You can tell that a lot of people turned him into an idol during his situation and there's been a lot of sensual touching, suggestive questions and comments, excessive giggling, and cleavage being thrust into his view from women old enough to be his mother, let alone his age.

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flashersenpai 13 points ago +13 / -0

there's been a lot of sensual touching, suggestive questions and comments, excessive giggling, and cleavage being thrust into his view from women old enough to be his mother, let alone his age.

And you're one of the few people I've seen point that out. He's not "lucky". He's navigating a minefield.

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notCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate seeing this from supposedly conservative women. Our society is so screwed.

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DuesImperator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly, I think he could be a handsome guy if he made some effort. I think he only seems “average” because he carries some extra weight. If he were to trim down and work out a bit (not get bulky/huge), just lower his body fat and put on some lean muscle he could be a decent looking guy. I’ve heard people say things like “he has nice eyes, nice smile, nice teeth, symmetrical facial features……he just needs to lose some weight to turn his baby face into more of a manly face”.

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notCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, I'm definitely not disparaging him it all, he just isn't an underwear model. Most people aren't, but that also means certain women will never look at average guys, and she strikes me as one.

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DuesImperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally true.

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memetron 14 points ago +20 / -6

i hope he bangs her and then forgets where she lives.

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spelunking_librator 12 points ago +14 / -2

Yeah, but then he could bang her again by mistake, if he doesn't recognize her place.

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Brute 8 points ago +9 / -1

^ This one is wise in the ways of the world.

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NotAGlowy 10 points ago +11 / -1

I hope he wears a condom.

And if she says she is on the pill - he wears 2!

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Mainwar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don’t know what shithead downvoted you… but I recognize the voice of experiences such as mine….

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Greyhound69 5 points ago +7 / -2

This!

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Biopsy101 5 points ago +5 / -0

4 doors more whores

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WrongTurn 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope 50 more hotties 'try to take advantage of him'. It will help with Kyle's PSTD

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +4 / -3

She is. She is an Instagram onlyfans whore

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canadianhere 38 points ago +38 / -0

No hoverhand on that chad.

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ArtPunk138 34 points ago +34 / -0

She's in love with the camera. He should pass that to the curb

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HEAVYCOUGHIN 33 points ago +33 / -0

She looks like she knows he's about to win every lawsuit.

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Organist1022 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not with Todd McMurtry. He recently failed representing Nick Sandmann.

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Roadpower 29 points ago +44 / -15

I'm just going to be honest here, she looks like a gold digger. If Kyle is smart on this, he will test her quickly by proposing marriage. I know it is hard for young people to see but the greatest accomplishment is getting married early and getting on with the business of life. Things will work themselves out if you are committed to building a family.

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AbsurdOpinion 74 points ago +74 / -0

She would love for him to do that... it guarantees her 1/2 of everything he owns. You think gold diggers shy away from proposals?

He needs to find a good conservative woman, not some fame seeker who will cash out the first chance she gets. Just look what at what Megan Markle did to Prince Harry.

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Roadpower 12 points ago +18 / -6

Women are highly moldable but you need to do it early.

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IncomingCorrection 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is true, unfortunately, the government tends to be the largest moulding influence on women through academia and social media.

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notCIA 8 points ago +9 / -1

She's been molded by 10 other dudes at this point. By young you are talking 14-16.

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yukondave 5 points ago +5 / -0

10? HAHAHA

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DixMcCoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

That number is way too damned high!

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TheCandorist 5 points ago +6 / -1

10? She has an Instagram whore. 100 is more likely.

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notCIA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm playing nice.

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ActNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're encountering moldy women, you have bigger problems than who to date.

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MAGA_Marine 14 points ago +17 / -3

I absolutely think she is using him for notoriety but we'll see what happens. Propose?!?!? Uhhh no, not at 19.

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PM_ME_UR_VIVOZ 8 points ago +13 / -5

Why not at 19? Are you supposed to wait till you're 30? 40? We crack a lot of jokes here about the egg carton being empty on the ladies. A man whose youth as already escaped him is just as dried up. A child's parents should be young enough to still enjoy youth with them, not old and stodgy and incapable of fully expressing the high energy required to raise them.

He should marry young. As young as he can, the same as we all should have.

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Repentnow 9 points ago +12 / -3

Definately better to be married at 17,18,19 than out defiling good men's daughters. Those early years of marriage build a lifetime foundation.

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flashersenpai -12 points ago +4 / -16

than out defiling good men's daughters

good lord you're a cuck

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DixMcCoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

care to elaborate?

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TrumpVoter1 3 points ago +3 / -0

he can't. cucks don't recognize it in themselves so they project onto others

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True_Curmudgeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like projection

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MAGA_Marine 5 points ago +6 / -1

If this was a different day and age I'd agree. My grandmother got married at 17 and had no issues but these days it's not like that. Have to change with the times. Propose in a year or two if she is genuine but I disagree on getting married that young. Unfortunately people have to put themselves through shit before they realize what they want in a companion. Blame feminism for this situation.

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah feminism and the times really have fucked up the maturity of both guys and girls. Back in the day most 19 year olds had already left the nest and were working jobs, paying taxes, living a grownup’s life. These days there are 30 year olds still living with Ma and Pa.

Men used to marry for sex (because that was the only way a lady would be willing to give it up), women married because they actually wanted to have children and raise a family, as big a family as possible, because these are the things they’re biologically built for.

Both sexes recognised that a solitary life without a companion or a family was a lonely miserable existence.

That’s all gone out the window now. Girls are encouraged to be thots, boys are encouraged to get hooked on porn and video games, or to hack their dicks off and call themselves women.

We’re a civilisation in free fall.

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yukondave 4 points ago +6 / -2

shopping post wall women is like looking for a great gift the day after Christmas. You have to sift through the broken toys and stuff no one else wanted.

All of the long term marriages that are still going on in my family married young.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably shouldn’t have kids until you can financially support them. Hardly anyone can do that at 19 these days.

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JohnCalhoun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is she?

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +4 / -2

Instagram slut whore

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JohnCalhoun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Either way. Bet she has a nice vagina.

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, as I am older I could use her up like a condom but if I was in Kyle's age she would have me around her finger and totally take advantage. I know because it happened.

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QLARP 0 points ago +5 / -5

Conservative twitter reply lady and Instagram model

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here2red 7 points ago +12 / -5

You kidding. He's 19.

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Roadpower 13 points ago +16 / -3

Most of human history people were already paired and having children before 19.

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dontCensorMeBro 6 points ago +7 / -1

weren't even some of US' first navy captains under 18, one being 16? Commanding warships into battle...
Different times.

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Repentnow 8 points ago +9 / -1

I took my oath to the Constitution at 17.

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Quixotic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Theframers of the Constitution were mostly 17 18 22 etc

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Tendies_or_GTFO 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nope. Youngest was right around 30, most were in their 30s and 40s when they signed.

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RolandDelacroix 3 points ago +7 / -4

Should have 3 kids by now, I agree.

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michelleobama22 7 points ago +7 / -0

the greatest accomplishment is voting for trump 3 times

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DeepStateParasite 2 points ago +2 / -0

In 1 election, assuming you vote like a Democrat!

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Repentnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make her sign an NDA & NCC!

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Lol_Garrus 21 points ago +22 / -1

Kyle needs to be careful. He needs to find a woman who will actually love him, not his fame or money.

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Lol_Garrus 0 points ago +1 / -1

He has a video game made in his name.

His net worth now isnt the same as it was before that night.

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Repentnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Money?

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Quixotic -2 points ago +1 / -3

lawsuit remember?

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Repentnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm. What lawsuit was that? The View? That was all fake news, no lawsuit.

Currently Kyle is being sued for $10million by the parents of Anthony Huber (skateboard felon).

Kyle is not a millionaire!

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Quixotic 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh crazy

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Azarak 19 points ago +19 / -0

She will end up with a 'surprise' pregnancy. That will secure the gravy train.

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Repentnow 4 points ago +5 / -1

Kyle has some limited name recognition. But it's not like he's a millionaire. I hope his mom hires a brand consultant and an independent investment advisor for him. Smart, focused deployment of even $50k can create wealth and influence. Otherwise Kyle's life accomplishments will likely be limited to "those glorious Twitter days".

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

But it's not like he's a millionaire.

Neither are the majority of men in prison on child support debt. Which is permanent debt, by the way.

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Quixotic 0 points ago +3 / -3

uhwhat?

Yeah he is a millionaire

He won that multimillion dollar settlement remember?

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Repentnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which lawsuit was that? Kyle never sued The View. That was all fake news. Currently, skateboard dude's parents are suing Kyle for $10million.

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Maga_hat45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lawyers get most of that

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 17 points ago +19 / -2

I hope the boy doesn't forget how to kill commies, many hours of sex at his age can weaken concentration on aim.

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spelunking_librator 0 points ago +7 / -7

Idk, he's probably teaching her how to properly kneel (for a better aim).

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bratt 0 points ago +3 / -3

You mean so he can work on his aim. No not guns, he has that down pat.

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Fordheartskav 16 points ago +17 / -1

I'm glad hes enjoying his freedom but I hope he doesnt get sucked in by some thot scamming him for money and fame

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SpaceTiger 16 points ago +16 / -0

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger but…. I’d be mighty sus.

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ThemWVHills 12 points ago +12 / -0

Winner winner taco dinner

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madman242 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gold digger

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Antenna 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, just don't trust this kid. It feels like the lizard people got ahold of him...

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SpellingContable 10 points ago +11 / -1

Ah, she is not that hot. She probably likes that when the shit hit the fan, our boy Kyle did what had to be done. 3 notches on his belt makes him the top tier, a man above men.

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DixMcCoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Females that have to apply tons of makeup aren't my style. The purpose of which is to make them more attractive on purpose...

A tiny bit is fine, the real cuties don't really need it. Openly vain women are a pain and bore anyhow.

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airborne3502 9 points ago +9 / -0

She granted him full immunity to Lara Logan's assets.

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BahamaDon 8 points ago +9 / -1

He needs to check her kitchen cabinets for hidden BRCC brew.

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Annoyedwiththedevoid 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why does she look photoshopped? I don’t mean that in a “because she’s pretty” way, she is, but this just looks like a fake picture

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see it and I agree, it's kinda strange.

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RyanUpCreek 7 points ago +8 / -1

Country musician Ryan Upchurch fucked up and dated a few high end makeup queens that screwed him over. First was Katie Noel an indy country musician that claimed he tried to rape her and turns out she was a lesbian. Then we have the milf Nicole Arbour. A failed comedian who made the same claim that he tried to rape her and she took him to court and lost her case but cost Ryan a lot of money.

Now he is with a humble jane who treats him like a king and hasn't had any problems with her. They are like the perfect couple.

Ryan had all of this happen at 10 years older than Kyle. The look in that girl's eyes tells me she loves the spotlight. He better be careful with this one

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothin' wrong with Humble Jane.

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WW3DraftDodger 6 points ago +6 / -0

God help this poor kid, if I recall correctly, he has no father. He’s going to be learning some lessons the hard way.

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Polarix 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hot girls want a real man, not a pussy

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scott31337 2 points ago +2 / -0

No they want to be bat shit crazy with someone else.

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frogface 6 points ago +7 / -1

If there was a thread about each questionable choice I made in women through my youth the internet may not have survived.

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SteelyEyedTroglodyte 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are much better girls to choose from. I'm not seeing much to be excited with in this one. Long term, she'll most likely be a hinderance.

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Deplorable2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

She's a Republican who likes shooting guns and works at Chick-fil-A according to her social media video posts.

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kmillz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Common Kyle W

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45ichooseu 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've dated more than enough to know crazy eyes when I see them. Kyle, if you're reading this, I could be wrong, but I guarantee there is wisdom to be had in this thread. Ill never knock a guy for chasing tail, but men need to be smarter and recognize red flags. He will discover this in time, but she is the kind of girl that is with him to be associated with his newfound social clout. The problem with this kind of girl is that they ladder climb. The second kyle isn't much of a culture war or political symbol, or she can access a perceived better option through his network, she'll leave. Let me tell you a story from my pre-Christian days. One time I met this total knockout at a club, I knew the kind of girl she was (the hypergamous hookup type) and I invited her to my July 4 party with the intent to hookup. My mistake? Greatly underestimating her hypergamy. Lol. She went from being all over me to being all over my Latin buddy. My buddy is a great dude who knew what was going on, so we discussed the situation and i told him to go for it cuz she was clearly more into him. They hooked up at my party, then kept going up.... then he calls me one day...."dude, I'm in love, she's great, i think I'm gonna marry her". I told him flat out, she was the kind of girl that is only good for a hookup. Sure, she's extremely attractive and all over you now, but she is love bombing you. I encouraged him to have his fun and move on to avoid the pain that comes medium to long term later. I found out later that a bunch of us gave him the same warning. Fast forward 8yrs, they have a kid and she is extremely accustomed to being the life of the party, having nice cars, and going on lots of big vacations. We all love this friend, but all of his friends know that he married a time bomb. My wife comments on this frequently. With the recession that's coming, that bomb will go off. I'm certain of that. TLDR, a woman can be all over you one minute, then ghost you the next moment for a better option. Some women will rather ruthlessly drop you in front of your face. Learn to to recognize these types. Prior to mepoo, id have encouraged men to have fun with these types. Now, id advise them to stay away. There is no long term peace or happiness that comes from the hypergamous clout-chasing ladder climbers. You're simply a means to their ends. Take your newfound fame and confidence, find jesus, and go after a good christian woman. That's what I did, and I can't believe I lost 14 yrs of my life doing the hookup thing. Its a huge regret for me, but I hope that I can at least change one guys life with this advice.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for you.

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Deplorable2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

Her name is Skyler and she seems based. It could all be an act but if he's happy, it's not my thing to shit on the relationship. I wish him the best.

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HermitKidd 5 points ago +5 / -0

If i was him i would be careful about who i let into my life. Stick with people you knew from before everything happened would be my advice

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Arobb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who's that?

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TheCandorist 3 points ago +5 / -2

An Instagram whore that clinged to him as soon as it looked like he was going to become a multimillionaire suing the media.

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Jadeity2 5 points ago +5 / -0

4doorsmorewhores

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Nogozone 5 points ago +5 / -0

It does look shooped

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Canadian4Freedom 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm sure it has nothing to do with new found millionaire status at all...

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