1613 Berlin Airport Closed By Climate Activists *****GLUED**** To Runway (www.zerohedge.com) posted 124 days ago by GrumpyJoe 124 days ago by GrumpyJoe +1613 / -0 238 comments share 238 comments share save hide report block hide replies
One "accident" is all it will take to stop these idiots.
It doesn't need to be an accident. Interfering with flight safety is a terrorist action. Arrest them. If they don't surrender peacefully, shoot them.
Wouldn’t it send a stronger message to run them over with planes? 🤔
Because from history we know what will happen if you start arresting these weirdos: those who are not arrested will start taking hostages and murdering them and others in order to free their like-minded people. This is exactly what happened since 1970 with the so-called "red army fraction".
That's why I say: shoot every one of them and every single sympathizer !
Of course it won't happen. Firstly because there is no death penalty in Germany and secondly because large parts of politics are on the side of the idiots.
Some jet wash will undo the glue, most likely.
"Sir, he was denying the Holocaust."
Or they could use another runway for a week, it gets cold this time of year in Berlin.
So this website is pro-china/tyrany now?
Leave them to starve to death and be picked at by birds, if they actually "glued" themselves.
Just desserts turn into just desserts.
Remember those in a Volkswagen dealership who protested the fact they would not bring them bowls to deficate in? At least they're outside where the smell can distribute.
I like that answer, more food for my hungry brood.🐥
Could be dangerous for the planes. Just scoop em up with a forklift.
Or a backhoe.
Just back a jet up to them, lock the brakes and spool up the engines, they'll come right off.
You might hurt the planes, use emergency vehicles.
When's the last time someone just walked onto a runway? Airports are very secure areas. They were let in. They even had bikes.
They're relatively secure. It's the legal consequences that usually scare people away.
The catering truck just drives up to your plane at the ramp, often from off the airport itself.
If you can bribe a caterer, you can get on the airport.
"Terrorist" implies they don't have the support of the country they are "terrorizing".
These people are approved, funded, and supported by their occupied governments.
I like the cut of your jib sir!
Exactly what I was thinking
Encase them in resin and resurface the runway so they're part of it forever now.
Fancy speedbumps they have in Berlin, eh?
I wouldn't even try to play it off like an accident. Just face shoot the fuckers.
It would make for a great Mythbusters episode. “Can 105 pounds of soy and glue withstand the jet engines of a 747 taking off?”
Jet fuel can't melt soy beans!
Lol. Well played
For The Scienceᵀᴹ !!
Thats more of a Top Gear episode. https://youtu.be/ZJ9uWsvR1l0
In this case it’d be called Top Queer
This is the kind of creative thinking that brings solutions to real problems.
There’s a video of a 747 using its engines to toss a car into the San Francisco Bay. Gas turbine engines are no joke.
don't they know they are causing more climate problems by lying there? now the planes have to stay in the air longer and use more fuel, IDIOTS
You expect them to use racist math?
Don't get into their games. Airplanes flying don't cause climate problems. CO2 is not going to kill us in 100 years
Some of the people throwing soup and such at paintings are apparently funded by big European oil tycoons.
I wouldn't be surprised if all of this is to make everyone hate these climate-tards.
Hope they are using all natural glue.
Yes, it better be organic and it better have been transported in a carbon neutral manner.
Hope they brought their own bowl this time.
Natural vegan glue is no good, just like them
parachute harness, forklift. done.
It is Germany, I expect they have snow plows. Just break them out a bit early...
The right way to handle these people is to have someone go out with a 20-30 tubes of quick dry tub & tile and really lay the glue on thick so they can’t just pull themself off when they get bored or hungry. Make them commit to it.
Watching the French cop give no fucks gleefully ripping their hands off the road and telling them to move along was hilarious.
Germany could learn from that
Source video? Pretty please?
You have to retaliate and escalate. Get a crew led by me down there to escalate their rhetoric. “Was your glue organic? Was it shipped to you using clean renewable energy? How did you get here? If any carbon was used why do you want to kill us all?” You have to call out their virtues in front of a crowd. Go beyond their logical conclusion. No heckling or booing or telling them their ideas are wrong, just straight demoralization that they haven’t and can never do enough.
Of course, and then throw glue in their hair for wasting everyone’s time
I like your idea and I want to add this. After they securely glue them to the runway so they won't blow away, back up a 747 near them and run the engines until the fuel runs out.
That would be 4 hours if fully fueled.
I've seen what even an older turboprop will do to hardstand when fully spooled up and the chocks in.
That was a costly mistake.
Go out there with a gallon of acetone and get them off the runway in about 10 minutes.
Bring them to the front of the main terminal and glue their other hand to the floor within kicking distance of all the delayed passengers. Hand out rotten tomatoes.
Quick dry concrete. With extra lye. Directly to the skin.
Who is paying all these “Climate” activists?
This is not organic at all.
Hmmm wonder who funds them?...
It's all so tiresome.
Soros, labor and the democrats
Throw some feathers on them too while you're at it.
You misspelled "human shit".
The two are not mutually exclusive.
I like it. We've made a liberal shit bird.
Sometimes the memes were in front of us the whole time
Soo.. ahh... how did they get on the runway in the first place? Who else is running around amongst the planes with glue or steel bearings.. bombs.. whatever.. security anyone?
Very good question.
video of its members entering the airport through a hole cut in a chain-link fence:
So we have to take our shoes off and get our buttholes x-rayed just to legitimately take a flight and retards can cut through one chain link fence to get in?
They really should electrify those fences.. but with the energy crisis, they probably can't waste it on a fence. Do they still electrify the prison fences or are they cutting back on that too?
Leave them there. Will make good lubricant for the wheels.
Send a 777 down the runway and see how quickly that glue loses efficacy.
Wouldn't be opposed to a fire truck monitor spreading them either.
Or maybe a steam deicer?
“Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you? None at all.”
Same principle, different vehicle.
I understood that reference!
He squelched in the mud.
i like how he wore a high visibility jacket like a faggot who cares about safety
High visibility is for the cameras.
Shouldn't this be a self correcting issue in relatively short order?
"FLIGHT 251...WAVE OFF, RUNWAY 24 IS CLOSED FLIGHT 251...WAVE OFF, RUNWAY 24 IS CLOSED
Say again Berlin Control.....you came in broken up.....Flight 251 to Berlin Ground, requesting taxi instructions.
leave them there to starve or be turned into a part of the pavement like the deer i pass on the road.
I forget what was it the Nazi said in the first Indiana Jones when the two guys were fighting in the bar?
Shoot them....shoot them both!
Ah that's right!
Not that I'm saying we should do that or anything, but profound words nonetheless!
Never would glue themselves to private planes or airports
Should've done this at a certain airport with hundreds of private planes that flew in.
Except there they would've been removed and actually arrested for inconveniencing the "enlightened class ""environmentalists"" for 5 minutes".
Greta's plane can't land? She's gonna be capital P - Pissed!
LOL using petroleum-based adhesives to protest petroleum usage.
Prison time will stop this.
Just leave them stuck on there. It’s gonna get cold over night. The issue will sort itself out one way or another.
Well they keep saying it's gonna be a cold winter in Europe.
Gotta save all that fuel to heat up the 4 star hotels housing "migrants", dontchya know?
So the planes will get diverted at increased co2 cost?
This is how you know this bullshit is manufactured and paid for.
The first few recent instances of someone gluing themselves to something or lightly vandalizing (throwing tomato juice on a protective covering, or tossing flour on a car) a work of art in the name of climate activism was met with nothing but ridicule. Nobody was talking about "the message" and everyone, including liberals, were either ignoring it or talking about how stupid it was.
Yet somehow a bunch of people are following suit using the same tactics.
This is not organic. This is not how widescale protesting works.
Are they at least being arrested and facing time? All these losers, I mean, with nothing better to do with their lives than glue their hands to property?
No. The government is in on it.
How else did they get past security?
In Europe? Surely you jest. European governments are actively endorsing and trying to force the policies these communists are advocating for.
You’re right, I’m being delusional. Thanks for the slap in the face, fren! I clearly wasn’t awake enough this morning when I commented! 😂👌
If the goverment is endorsing it and trying to force it, why would there need to be "activists" doing this stuff in the first place?
I mean, I'm just saying... same with the paint throwers the other day with oil based paint I think? Those dipshits.
THAT'S AN EASY ONE, we now have an emergency landing about to happen, please clear the runway immediately, then just land, they be like a bug on a windshield
these climate terrorists obstructed an airport in Amsterdam a few weeks ago
Just leave them there for a few days. If planes don't kill them, starvation and elements will.
Need to post a sniper at both ends of the field to thwart rescue.
This had to be allowed to happen you try getting on the tarmac
very good point
Ladies and Gents, our next performance is call STEAM ROLLER !
This tactic needs to be met with a scraper, and subsequent "good enough" surgical repair. Leave scars.
On works of art, the scraper should err on the side of flaying a bit, as a thin cautery-leather and adhesive residue can be removed without damage to the piece, under expert manipulation.
I have a chain saw, and some spare time.
Amputation is probably a little much. But a nice cautery burn would be warranted...
Fuck surgical repair or even undoing glue. Just field amputate with no anesthetic.
Sounds like the 747's are cued to solve two problems at the same time.