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TexasPiper 203 points ago +205 / -2

The only real crime here is that poor child’s name

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BoomShtick 35 points ago +35 / -0

Its befitting of her appearance.

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JustBoo 24 points ago +24 / -0

A Father Spending the Day with His Son...

Liberals: Harumpf Biffy! Harumpf Klaus! That's Pure Toxic Masculinity! It Scares Us!

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imnotdeadyet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Didn't Musk recently Tweet that Business Insider wasn't a legit news publication?

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SALTYinSeattle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes

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Neophilus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Andy Ngo’s Twitter feed

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s just her stage name

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hdhdhdhdbdbdbsb 8 points ago +8 / -0

the same fake news that attacked Donald Trump for every little thing (and things they even made up)) are doing the same thing to Elon musk

further proof that it was never about Donald trump..

the fake news will lie and attack and slander ANYBODY that they see as a threat to the Democrat corruption

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Mountaineer 37 points ago +39 / -2

Nah, it's more classic Elon trolling. They probably call the kid Billy or something in private.

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victory2024 21 points ago +22 / -1

Yeah apparently California doesn't even allow weird characters on birth certificates either, so that's not his legal name anyway.

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Mystery_D 26 points ago +28 / -2

I'd argue that the state (or any government) doesn't have the authority to tell someone what to call their offspring.

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f_bastiat 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think Nordic countries make you pick from a list lmao

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slangin_paint 19 points ago +19 / -0

How many variants of mohammed are on that list?

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OGpsywar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Moe Hammed, .. Oh? Wise Guys! ..

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Zelenskyscockholster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

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sancai 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is no list, but at least here in Finland, you need to pick an established name. Generally, the name has to fit in the naming tradition if you're native Finnish, not be offensive and you're not allow to give a male name to a female and a female name to a male. A couple of traditionally unisex names do exist. If you want to give a unique name, you have to request approval from the national name committee.

Last year, they declined names like:

Alexstrasza, Avi-cii, Darth, Guybrush, Hades, Hefaiastos, Ikuinen Taivaan Jumala (Eternal Sky God), Juneau, Kahvi (coffee), Maito (milk), Lucifer, Maxsmiliam, OsirisSofia, Sphinx, Yocefina

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sumnayin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just a form of identification, they aren't actually forcing you to call your kid by that name.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +7 / -1

I'm just gonna call him mork from ork.

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nanu-nanu.

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shazbot!

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you even pronounce his sons name? Anybody know?

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yukondave 3 points ago +3 / -0

He said on joe rogen he calls him X, like an unknown variable

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

From what I remember I think they pronounce it like “Ash.”

Yeah, it makes no sense.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's gonna catch 'em all.

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AnacronicA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The pronunciation for the first part is Xash but the second part refers to the Lockheed 'A-12' (Arc Angel 12) and he didn't elaborate how he pronounces that particularly, especially in conjunction with the first part.

Possibly: Xasha12 or just Xasha

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure the name might correlate to gender dysphoria somehow...

Musky has a lot to learn still.

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Carnasty 59 points ago +64 / -5

This dude fucks. Single handedly saving the white population... 10 fucking children!!

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Skabliggum2 58 points ago +58 / -0

African-American

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NADSAQ 90 points ago +90 / -0

that’s why they’re all single mothers

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Plsdontfireme 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oof

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah he'a a legit African-American!

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MR_ROBOT1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Women rich as fuck. Women most affected

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Wemenas 3 points ago +3 / -0

if i had water in my mouth when i read this, i would've spilt it.

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Baconb_breakfast 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone on Twitter called him and African-American and the libs started arguing about how he’s not black so he’s not African-American.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's pretty racist. I don't see skin color, Musk could be black, idk.

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Neophilus 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are trying to make us think color blindness is racism because they live in upside down world.

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5wheels 9 points ago +9 / -0

10 rich woke xirs that destroy all the things that daddy build. I'm betting that only one is going to be based.

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amarie 5 points ago +5 / -0

All the more reason for him to have dozens of them. We all get a bad one or two in the bunch. Happens to the best of parents.

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My2Cents 3 points ago +3 / -0

The child with nutcase Amber Heard, Oonagh Paige Heard, was conceived in vitro and born of a rented surrogate

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

already has a chip in it

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OldZilla 41 points ago +41 / -0

His son's name is pronounced Imrichbitch!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmfao

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GodBlessAmerica58 2 points ago +5 / -3

He will get lots of pussy regardless the name.

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djpat 5 points ago +6 / -1

How dare you assume his sexual identity you bigot! Your spot at the re-education camp has been reserved.

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GodBlessAmerica58 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can I get a bullet instead? Kek! I made sure I did enough posting to be killed if they win... I'm old and sick and I don't want to live in WEF hell.

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djpat 5 points ago +6 / -1

The blue hair downvote brigade is out in full force this morning...

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GuerillaYourDreams 27 points ago +27 / -0

Cute kid. How the hell do you pronounce that STUPID NAME?

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Tyrone_biggums 27 points ago +28 / -1

It’s Ex-Ash Archangel. Seriously.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

So....Archie?

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +4 / -2

If true (too lazy to look it up) that's actually really cool

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Gonzotron5000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Iirc the name comes from the prototype for the sr71 Blackbird.

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rsalexander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. He loves that plane. Likes posts with it a lot on Twitter..

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f_bastiat 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's pronounced "X Æ a-Xii", I can't believe I even had to explain that. Do better.

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TDAF 9 points ago +9 / -0

"The artist formerly known as Prince"

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content-alphabet 4 points ago +4 / -0

X-Ash-A-twelve

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IronWolve 20 points ago +20 / -0

Whoa, can musk do that? Just let his kid run around and play with toys? this is hard hitting news!

OMG, RIP democracy!

🤡🌎

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats prefer it when the State raises children.

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't let my children within a mile of Yoel Roth.

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Haz85 18 points ago +18 / -0

“Report says”

That’s some SERIOUS reporting

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laredditarmy 16 points ago +17 / -1

OMG A WHITE BABY! ABORT ABORT ABORT

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Halfrican is the approved term, I believe.

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ThirteenPercenter 13 points ago +13 / -0

It would have been better if Musk said “hey Yoel, your fired here’s your replacement” and pointed to his toddler

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Barbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

His kid would probably spend less time throwing temper tantrums.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DZoneFree 12 points ago +12 / -0

Silicon Valley made constant point about bringing the pets to work but god forbid you have a child onboard! Scandal!

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stjimmy92 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought we were supposed to hate him because he’s an uninvolved parent? No we’re supposed to be mad he brings his kid to work?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

kek

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overblod 12 points ago +14 / -2

Dogs are okay but white babies are not.

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Brobold 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excuse me that is a beautiful half-African child

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cbonez416 11 points ago +11 / -0

He took heat for this on left wing sites. I said to them... you all wish your father took you to work!! Most here don't know what work is and most likely what a father looks like either... The heat I got. Lol they were all to busy complaining that he shouldn't be allowed to do this bc his employees can get that privilege. Again I said to them.. then start our own business and be your own boss. Then you can bring your kids to you business you own. And again the heat I received was priceless. They can't handle the truth. With no risk comes no reward.

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LetsGoBrandon124 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet, the article states that it was a Halloween event where Twitter employees brought their kids to work, not just Elon

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even better.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

They can't handle the truth

True, Patriot.

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the_dood 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can someone decipher this for me?

he has had twins with Shivon Zilis, a top exec at Musk's company Neuralink, and his first daughter, through a surrogate with Grimes.

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hellohellohellohello 14 points ago +14 / -0

They are saying he just had 3 kids in the last year - the twins from Zilis, and a daughter with Grimes. They both ended up having kids around the same time.

I hate gossipy shit, but reading between the lines it looks like the surrogate situation was because she wanted her kid to have a sibling, and he agreed to be the donor so that they'd both have the same parents.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Good Christian morals on display here.

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Madman2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's probably why he dressed as the Devil's Champion for Halloween then. Putting those morals on display for us all.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Transhumanists, by definition are anti-God.

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess that Grimes had an egg fertilized by Musk and they implanted the embryo in a surrogate?

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MammasAlwaysRIGHT 8 points ago +8 / -0

An executive I know let his children run around his office during meetings too; Donald Trump

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PurgeTheWoke 8 points ago +8 / -0

This article:

Christian news outlet The Babylon Bee and conspiracy theorist Jordan Peterson

I know it is nothing new but the retard level on these people astounds me

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +3 / -1

conspiracy theorist Jordan Peterson

...Really? Why not call him a heroin junkie? I mean, he had an addiction to benzos for a bit there, but, if you're gonna stretch the truth... go big or go home.

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f_bastiat 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read that article, it was reminiscent of all the Trump articles that boiled down to literally nothing, like the salt shaker size or the 2 scoops etc. Even says his kid may have been there for the Halloween party that other employees brought their kids for lmao.

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I made the comparison to my liberal friends between nobody hating

  • Trump, until he came down that escalator
  • Elon, until he took away the astroturfed, bot brimmed, bullshit whine chamber called Twitter.

I don't think it clicked even though I explained it as plain as day.

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Senormalo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fingers in the ears is an autism spectrum cue.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon is Aspie af.

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Senormalo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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ThirteenPercenter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Isn’t Hunter Biden the multimillionaire crackhead son of the president still being sued for failing to pay child support?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was that the kid with the stripper?

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winsome 7 points ago +7 / -0

Business Insider, ugh.

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe Biden showered with his daughter and ruined her.

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Basedthreadz 4 points ago +4 / -0

A baby is something the average twitter employee has never seen in person.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh muh fucking sides vlad !!!!!

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Smooth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look son, watch daddy fire some pinko commie faggots!

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Basilone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elon's pull out game needs some work

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is that fucking name....

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

cant stop laughing

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol didn’t Musk call out Business “Insider” recently?

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amarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! It was spot on.

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SmartGuy 0 points ago +1 / -1

What will he do next lol? The elite just cant stop him myan

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45squared 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it were a woman it would be so #girlpower #girlboss 🙄

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

The owner of our company lets his dog run around the office. Big deal.

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RowdyPoopster 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a cutie! My kids did that when they were little, what's the rumpus?

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Star_Commander 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most important thing to Elon appears to be his family.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is like being upset over 2 scoops of ice cream, haha. Why would someone write such a stupid story.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

progressive pussy

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madrooted 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does one pronounce his name?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

dunno

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MCLSUSAN2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awww.. what an adorable photo. Proud Daddy!

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of my nephews married a mentally ill woman who gave her son a non-traditional and extremely awkward name but nowhere near as weird as X Æ a-Xii.

How do you even pronounce X Æ a-Xii ?

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amarie 2 points ago +2 / -0

X ash twelve. Ash for short.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

LOL, DUNNO

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Theredpump555 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should have been aborted REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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