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Aggrieved03 114 points ago +114 / -0

Finally some good news. They were probably just looking for a loaf of bread though.

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Vermino 114 points ago +114 / -0

Well they got a loaf of lead instead.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

One dirt nap and three orders of "surprise sex," it looks like.

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Aggrieved03 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lead poisoning is a common cause of death in these groups.

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t-ara-fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

These groups with RETARDED names.

FTFY.

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Shadow3 7 points ago +7 / -0

This sounds like the end of a Dr. Seuss book

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

This sounds like the end of a Dr. Seuss book

Lead Slugs and Blam!
by Dr Fafo
featuring: 18 yr old Taneaious McCune and Homeowner I am

Taneaious:
I should not, could not
rob and run.
The man who lived there
had a gun

Homeowner:
Would you? Could you?
Be a thug?
Eat them! Eat them!
Eat lead slugs.

Taneaious:
I do not like lead slugs and blam!
I do not like
the corpse I am

https://archive.ph/N06Dj
https://archive.ph/09UPA

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Pederella 3 points ago +3 / -0

👏👏👏 That's beautiful, fren.

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

ART!

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Vermino 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put those joggers right to bed.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

They were definitely looking for Bread. The green colored kind that is.

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citizen667 22 points ago +22 / -0

Jacqueze Grier and Taneaious McCune are good boyz! Telvin Thomas din do nuffin’

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AssPhixEAtion627 15 points ago +16 / -1

Those are def White supreme sounding names.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

DeKalb County

Names check out

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Carnasty 14 points ago +14 / -0

They was goot bois, dey wuz only tryna feed dey famz

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didnu nuffin, was a good boi about to play feetsball

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Mintap 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were jogging.

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SonofAnu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jogging with Jacqueze and Taneaious

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a public access show that comes on around 4 AM in Philadelphia and DC.

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Luvs_2_Bop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m glad I finished my sip of coffee before I read this…

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐸

🥒

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they just naming them sneeze noises now?

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SonofAnu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They all had their jogging hammers with them I bet.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Paul Pelosi is fully errect

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bread...ham...what's the difference?

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OhNoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point?

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Joe_Snow 72 points ago +72 / -0

Imagine just going out for a nice jog through someone's living room with your homies and all of the sudden some huwhite man starts bustin at you for no reason

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HyperCarbs 44 points ago +44 / -0

Imagine if this happened in Canada or UK. The homeowner would be in jail and spend 20 years in prison.

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Gooseontheloose 17 points ago +17 / -0

Denmark too, then again in Soviet Denmark we're not allowed to have guns.

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John_Smallberries 18 points ago +18 / -0

Come to America. We'll take you. Just say you're here illegally.

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Gooseontheloose 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm afraid I am too pale

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The88888888 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm pale too. With blonde hair and blue eyes. Ultimate sin. Kek

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just grow a beard and carry a Koran

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bangbus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scandinavians can’t tan. Any darkening is merely freckles getting bigger and darker.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like cancer. I'd recommend getting it checked out but you're on socialized medicine and could be dead by the time your appointment comes up in a couple of years

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell them your name is Jose, and your an oppressed migrant because your ancestors were raped by evil white colonists and it gave you pale skin.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just tell the immigration people that you identify as a paraplegic lesbian Somalian woman.

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brassmule 4 points ago +4 / -0

I recall a story where a homeowner overpowered one of his two or three home invaders and took his gun, and then used it against the bad guys causing them to flee.

He was charged with illegal use of a firearm.

Oh, Canada!

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CanadianIceman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct

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Pegases 0 points ago +1 / -1

the trick about Canada is there is almost infinite wilderness, good luck finding the body

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IAmDisappoint 5 points ago +5 / -0

so rayciss... we don do nuttin, hands up don't shoot

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FatBeagleMars 32 points ago +32 / -0

I spent 6 months in Detroit for work and it will suck the soul out of you. I hate Detroit more than any place on earth.

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Farage_massage 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m detecting a pattern…🤔

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newuser8 21 points ago +21 / -0

Once a city is over 40% joggers...its pretty much game over.

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CaucasianCovfefe 11 points ago +12 / -1

U mean 13%

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LowendLobster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Riddle me this, what accounts for as little as 13% but also for half?

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CaucasianCovfefe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dont be a pussy.

It says "niggle me this"

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LikelyALiar 12 points ago +12 / -0

it's that one secret ingredient that you can add to literally anything and ruin it

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Modernturnkey 12 points ago +12 / -0

A dark pattern, you could say.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Memphis, checking in...

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FatBeagleMars 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was actually considering arguing this. Then I laughed and said Thank God for Florida.

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Banshee1986 9 points ago +9 / -0

Had to take my dad to Atlanta for his chemo. A block away from the hospital a hoard of homeless people had an encampment where you could see them lighting up crack pipes every morning. Another friend of mine lived next to an aids clinic , the people you would see would make you want to barf. I witnessed this 10 plus years ago and I’ve heard it’s only gotten worse, Atlanta is a shit hole now.

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TheTelltaleFly 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fun fact: at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore they will not start a multi-hour drip chemo if it will end after dark. If you get stuck in traffic and arrive too late to start your drip you have to wait until the next day. To keep the staff and the patients from having to leave after dark. Because diversity is our strength.

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11GenAm 4 points ago +4 / -0

I escaped 16 years ago. It was a shit hole then.

You would not belieeeve the stories I could tell about that place.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes I would. You tell them, I'm making popcorn.

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11GenAm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes.

FACT: The longer you're in Atlanta, the longer it will take you to recover from it.

Try to imagine being stuck there for years.

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AssPhixEAtion627 2 points ago +3 / -1

Might as well be living at the zoo, probably find more sophistication with that group of apes. But you wont get as much gold chains, iced out grillz, and assaults. However, you might get less shit throwing. I grew up around Houston. We got a great zoo.

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AndyMan_45 3 points ago +4 / -1

17 years, and I left calling it the armpit of America. Lucky I had some land up in Pickens where I could get away from it every once in awhile.

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unclebobinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live pretty close so bands I like are always playing shows in Atlanta. And even then being there for that short amount of time I can't stand it.

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BoomShtick 42 points ago +42 / -0

“23-year-old Jacqueze Grier, 18-year-old Taneaious McCune and a 15-year-old boy.” 🤔……🦍

Edit: 30-year-old Telvin Thomas…. 💀

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bratt 8 points ago +8 / -0

ItsTheSamePicture.jpg

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IAmDisappoint 25 points ago +25 / -0

What kind of fucking retarded made up names are these? lol. They was kangz and shiet

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AslanFan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Famous jogger names.

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dirtymikeandthebois 14 points ago +15 / -1

My favorite ones are the typical white boy names they just throw some letters at to make them "black". Michael -> La'Michael ; Shawn -> Ke'Shawn ; Devon -> Ja'devon

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Quietam_Unum 8 points ago +8 / -0

What kind of fucking retarded made up names are these?

John Ross explained one way this happens in Unintended Consequences

  G.G. Jackson was one of many women employed by agencies of the federal
  government. She had been born in Chicago's South Side in 1963. Her mother,
  Shavonna Jackson, had been fifteen at the time. Like many 15-year-old
  single mothers, Shavonna Jackson had not thought much about the realities
  of motherhood, including the immediate problem of what to name her
  offspring.

  Concurrently, overworked interns on rotation in ghetto hospitals did what
  they could to entertain themselves amid 20-hour days in depressing
  surroundings. In 1963, as in all other years, one of the standard gambits
  among interns assigned to inner-city delivery rooms was to see who could
  cause the most outrageous name to be printed on the birth certificate of
  children born to ghetto teenagers.

  The second week of February, 1963 saw some serious competition among
  interns in south Chicago. In a five-day period, there were Chicago-area
  births registered for Madison Avenue Washington, Epluribus Wilson, Nosmo
  King (inspired by a waiting room sign), Simian Cook, and Anus Brown. The
  award that week, however, went to a young doctor from Grosse Pointe,
  Michigan, who hated working in the Chicago facility. He had suggested to
  Miss Jackson that she give her infant daughter a distinctive,
  happy-sounding name, and offered one he thought appropriate. He pronounced
  the first name with the accent on the second syllable, and Shavonna
  thought it sounded nice. Like "Gloria" only fancier. People who read the
  name would pronounce it differently, but Shavonna could not read, so the
  impact of the intern's joke was not felt for some time.

  [G.G. Jackson's name is not revealed until hundreds of pages later...]

Edit:  I should be merciful.  It was revealed as (accent on the second syllable) "Gonorrhea Gaily"
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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure Anus Brown went on to do big things.

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IAmDisappoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL would be a great match to Mike Hawk

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ATK69 4 points ago +4 / -0

They reject their “slave” names for retarded bastardized “slave” names. Hilarious what happens when you reject da wypepos words.

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LowendLobster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dey wuz good bois. Telvin wuz gon he a feetsball playa n shie.

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vitalsine 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Taneaious" 🤣 bruh, I thought I was good with names but this dude lol

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TheTelltaleFly 3 points ago +3 / -0

His mom thought vowels were worth more.

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whateverdipshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

No... not Tane..!!!!

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Beef_Vegan 34 points ago +34 / -0

Hmm. Too bad some of them lived. Good outcome, nonetheless.

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Mayhem 3 points ago +3 / -0

But less so good when the impending Civil suits follow for whatever stupid shenanigans their defense Lawyuh wants to pursue on behalf of their innocent angelic clients

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itbeginswithus 13 points ago +15 / -2

Atlanta public education...

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John_Smallberries 6 points ago +6 / -0

Government schools...

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3percenterFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or English is not the first language, these type of grammar problems are common among diverse hires.

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memetron 18 points ago +19 / -1

more guns equals more freedom. there is no debate. the science was settled almost 250 years ago. if you dont like the freedom to protect yourself with firearms gtfo and move some cucktopia like the uk, canada, new zealand, or australia!

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SeawolfEmeralds 10 points ago +10 / -0

Syria Qatar Libya Somali. What sucks hell Somalia a lot of these people are dying to get to the United States of America and like Californians who flee they aim to implement same agenda. Edit Destructive gun laws for law abiding citizens who are ruled by oppression of others

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memetron 2 points ago +2 / -0

pretty sure you can own rifles in those countries. what else are ya gonna kill infidels with?

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SeawolfEmeralds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right. It was a quick note on how DNC cities are armed to teeth despite most restrictive gun laws. Sorry there are some other posts wanted to get too quick

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MemeWarsVet 16 points ago +17 / -1

FREEDOM BONER!

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Apersonofinterest 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s some nice shootin’.

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Liberty4All 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally, an acceptable form of gun control: a law-abiding person skillfully controlling a gun to disable or kill criminals.

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why you go to the gun range often

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DoozerChuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jacqueze, Taneaious, Telvin, and a 15 year old...

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Bigpandas2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is Taneaious is the only time all 5 vowels have been used consecutively? R.I.P.

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John_Smallberries 10 points ago +10 / -0

Qaeiouvon Jackson has entered the chat.

(A-E-I-O-U consecutively. Yes, I'm proud of this, even though I can't pronounce my creation).

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isitpedanticenough 4 points ago +4 / -0

You've got to wonder sometimes, Y?

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KernalMustard 2 points ago +2 / -0

If so had those names, I'd hate my life too

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cbone87 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gud bois. Dey dindu nuffin. They were on they way to church. How was he supposed to get his money?

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DoozerChuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard they were out for a jog

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redditadminssuckit 12 points ago +12 / -0

I KNEW (you know what) before even reading the article

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RMR57 10 points ago +10 / -0

23-year-old Jacqueze Grier . . . now you know.

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DaninElkhart 10 points ago +10 / -0

Georgia Amish: "Hey Jebediah, have you seen Jacqueze?"
"He was out milking the cows with Taneaious."

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

That explains why the cow was up on concrete blocks and missing it's legs.

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penguinjay1212 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love when someone gets the violent criminals. I look at it as almost a civic duty to stop violent criminals when they've wronged you, or if you are watching them try to hurt someone else.

4 man job? That's a home invasion robbery w a young little shit along for training. Biggest man kicks the door, 2nd biggest guy rushes in immediately to fight any opposition, followed by the smallest guy who rushes the house and finds anyone who will put up a fight and shoves a gun in their face or calls them out to the trigger man, he is in the back for the breach then moves in 3rd looking for weapons or marks from his crew and opening fire if one is spotted at all. The 4th guy in is the big guy, he blocks the exit and starts tying up and threatening everyone who is brought into the main room by then.

The # of people caught make me think they were ready for that kind of scenario, just never thought they'd get outgunned so badly.

For at least 1 dude, no more victims in his wake. I hope the others are injured badly enough to not leave victims in theirs in the future as well. Maybe they will rethink their actions, or maybe they will qualify for better gibs. Maybe they will die from their injuries so we don't have to worry about it. Fuck if I know.

Nice to see this was a teachable moment for everybody though!

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PainfulIrony 10 points ago +10 / -0

-Fumbles around a scroll "Ahh Where was I?" "Ah, Yes" Despite making up only 13% of the population...

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Rob55 8 points ago +8 / -0

“No one needs 30 rounds!” When this 4 guys you do!

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AslanFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pictures not required. Felons' names are sufficient.

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Dingmann01 5 points ago +5 / -0

None of those names are European. They all sound like the same stupid made up sounds black people always name their kids

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ngc6086 5 points ago +5 / -0

Without saying it you all can assume it yourselves. Had a uber drive this month in a deadly blue city. She womansplained me how no white man should ever have the right to defend himself in his own home. No reason to take a life ever. And how all the republicans lie about said blue city/state and all the red ones around them are worse. I couldn't wait to get out of the car. Longest 25 minutes of my life.

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bangbus 5 points ago +5 / -0

To quote Eric Church: “some of it you learn the hard way.”

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent, THIS is what we need much more of!

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dres3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just checked Dekalb county election summaries for 2020 and 2022.....

Let's just say that the homeowner is gonna need to lawyer up as fast as possible.

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cptKloss2 4 points ago +4 / -0

tis one of dem?

"Tevin Biles-Thomas, whose sister is the champion gymnast Simone Biles, was arrested on Thursday and charged with the murder of three people who were shot and killed at a party in Cleveland last New Year’s Eve.

Mr. Biles-Thomas, 24, is an active duty member of the United States Army who was stationed at Fort Stewart in Georgia at the time of his arrest, an Army spokesman confirmed. He was charged with homicide, voluntary manslaughter, felonious assault and perjury."

this is from 2019.... must have been released already for good behavior.

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wazooasiteverwas 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the felony murder rule. If while committing a felony, anyone is killed, that murder is on the people committing the crime.

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

the homeowner didn't shoot the guy that died, his friend did. "Police arrested the three surviving suspects "

Any link to which one of the three they charged specifically with the shooting? From what I saw from the Fox5 Atlanta news, the three arrested were charged for murder, but nothing was said about any of them shooting and killing Taneaious McCune (the 18 year old).

In some places, you can be charged for murder is someone dies while you are committing a felony crime (such as a robbery), even if you don't kill them yourself.

Looks like Georgia is such a place:

"Felony Murder
Felony murder in Georgia applies when a death results from the commission of certain violent felony crimes including arson, burglary, kidnapping, rape, and robbery."

From Burns Law Group's site (A Canton, GA firm)
https://baslg.com/criminal/felony-murder.html

Although some wading through is required - the official Georgia Gov website backs up what the Burns law group states:

"16-5-1. Murder; malice murder; felony murder; murder in the second degree."

"(c) A person commits the offense of murder when, in the commission of a felony, he or she causes the death of another human being irrespective of malice. "

"Georgia legislature intended felony murder to encompass all felonies as defined in former Code 1933, § 26-401 and not just dangerous or forcible felonies. Baker v. State, 236 Ga. 754, 225 S.E.2d 269, 1976 Ga. LEXIS 1016 (1976) (see O.C.G.A. § 16-1-3(5)"

Source: https://dbf.georgia.gov/laws-regulations-rulings-and-publications/georgia-laws-title-7

Click Go to Code
Then expand: TITLE 16 Crimes and Offenses (Chs. 1 — 17)
Then expand: CHAPTER 5 Crimes Against the Person (Arts. 1 — 9)
Then expand: Article 1 Homicide (§§ 16-5-1 — 16-5-5)
Then expand: 16-5-1. Murder; malice murder; felony murder; murder in the second degree.

Unless you've seen something that says that Telvin Thomas, Jacqueze Grier, or the 15 year old was the shooter, I think they were charged with murder under the death during a felony clause of GA law.

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GodIsPerfect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a good argument for bigger magazines. Like a 100 round drum.. wayyyyy too many survivors.

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Iuviuv 1 point ago +2 / -1

ventilate em

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NotMyPresident2021 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have this on my bedside gun.

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Ground_zero_7777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly why we need so called "semiautomatic assault weapons". Most people take more than 1 round to go down.

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Red_Mosquito 3 points ago +3 / -0

"23-year-old Jacqueze Grier, 18-year-old Taneaious McCune"

Of course

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CoreyAnder 5 points ago +5 / -0

McCoon

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best part is that the three surviving joggers will be charged with the murder of their buddy.

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Landslide_2020 [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes. That is good news.

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DangleBarry 0 points ago +1 / -1

While I don't agree with Georgia's application of Felony Murder in all cases, here it's warranted and they deserve it. Lock them up for good.

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559throw 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're as stupid as their retarded ass names

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17pat76 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should be reading these words everyday with the amount of crime. Great work !

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MrUnderhill 2 points ago +2 / -0

The burglars would have never had a gun if wasn't for constitutional carry in GA. No sir. They would have left it at home.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

To everyone complaining about the shooting aim

Your worst day at the range is twice as good as you'll be in a fire fight. Adrenaline is a hellofa drug

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They was starting they first day of college tomorrow

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