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Dictator_Bob 96 points ago +97 / -1

Everyone knows the "Nobel Prize" is a fraud anyways. They're not noble, either.

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Keith 36 points ago +36 / -0

Peace is the prize

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Forgototherpassword 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or a meme:

"Ask an idiot with Peter Duecey." (Pea/tear, 2E. He could just have a name tag with 2E)

Hey idiot, every policy Biden has put forth has hurt the country, why should we not think he's trying to destroy the US?

Um racism, uh misogyny, um white supremacists, um the opposite of what Biden said, uh racism... Did I say that already? Orange man bad. Um next.

You could pretty much leave the second box alone.

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Desperado 7 points ago +7 / -0

Might be my favorite line of his. Succinct. Heartfelt. True. Classic.

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BestTimeToBAlive 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just want to stop the world from killing itself.

– Trump

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bigthickgirth 1 point ago +1 / -0

unless you're trump. then you get shafted.

but obama..yes peace. thank you obama for all the peace you made.

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Eric42 18 points ago +18 / -0

I learned this after obummer got it... In the middle of war & drone strikes..

Speaking of which, I'm sure that POS was one of mentioned Nobel "winners".

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pigmented & Brave

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ShootsandLadders 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clean and articulate.

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BoomShtick 8 points ago +8 / -0

I learned that when Obongo won for being black

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memetron 7 points ago +7 / -0

no way man. this is only given to people who have spent their entire lives and sacrificed more than, hahaha i cant do it. hahaha!

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akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Peace prize is garbage, and the Economics prize was never willed by Nobel. A bunch of retarded bankers put the money together to create it and conned the Norwegians into ceremoniously handing it back every year to them in the name of Nobel like it counts or something.

The problem is forcing the ceremony every year. If you can't find anyone worthy, hold onto to it for next year. Otherwise, you're occasionally giving it out to people who obviously deserve it, and mostly giving it out to people who just showed up to put their name on a paper... or people like Epstein and Gates who figured they could just buy one.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all fake dude. The same power brokering or power simping high net worth cunts running around sucking each other off all day. I'm beyond over it. They're all frauds, and they rule by fiat.

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's happened before, and it has been changed before. There's maybe this idea that since the founding things have been at their peak and slowly degrading.. that's hardly true. We've been way worse off and way better off before. We're passing about the mid point of our history of success towards the bottom... but this country is an incredibly dynamic place, even if they work very hard to make it not seem that way, or buy everything out to prevent it from being that way.

The world, equally.. incredibly dynamic. Sometimes things get worse before they get better. What I know is our system is still the best out of anything out there and our history is filled with amazing and advanced usages of it for the betterment of everyone. What country would you prefer to be in right now? What country do you think has the best changes of weathering this newest globalist catastrophe?

I mean.. why else be in The Donald?

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RusherOfDin 36 points ago +36 / -0

They'll just say it's a blackcent and you're racist for pointing out her ignorance because it's not ignorance it's just how black people pronounce Nobel. Now don't you feel stupid.

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BlackCrimesMatter 17 points ago +18 / -1

It's dat Baboonics. I mean Ebonics.

If you don't speak the language of the chosen people, you racis.

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KYMAGApatriot1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have always wanted to ask blacks why they say “axed” for “ask”. It’s been driving me crazy for a long time.

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FutureVRPilot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know why either but I can axle someone

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KYMAGApatriot1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t start with me. I’m a red headed woman and I’m loaded for bear. You are no help at all. Lol.

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least_counties_ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

When race is a factor, the left always gets ahead of it by calling you racist before you even have a chance to be a racist.

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cowpen 28 points ago +28 / -0

Diversity hire.

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Fidget 21 points ago +22 / -1

Burnt Chucky makes me sick.

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T_Hed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burnt Chucky!!! LOL KEK!

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EveryDayPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buckwheat

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Ponzo 18 points ago +18 / -0

This lady is almost 50

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fat50 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly shocked to hear that. She looks about 30.

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Skogin 0 points ago +1 / -1

How dare you.

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Kumalasbreakfast99 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, her wig was shipped from Mexico a few weeks back so at least her old raggedy ass has a few new parts.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a 10 variant, 100,000 booster warranty, whichever comes first.

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Dirk_Diggler 16 points ago +16 / -0

Did he be axing them any pacific questions tho?

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lemme axe you a Pacific question. Wat be the normanclatcher number on dat Cadillac converter? I needs ta oder a new one

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MayorofTrumpton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm axing if there's any news on da amber lamps.

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Mountaineer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nobel Prize winners like Barry Soetoro?

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Big_Don_45_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol...for Peace no less

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’m sure all those children at funerals and weddings would agree.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drones of Peace

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akira2501 0 points ago +1 / -1

The guy who dropped more bombs on the middle east than any of his predecessors?

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1984_is_here 11 points ago +11 / -0

Another day another embarrassment for our country.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Daily demoralization!

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TheJustin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember when President Trump got multiple Peace Accords signed in the middle east, but then they wound up giving the prize to some random world hunger fund that happened to be tied to Hunter biden?

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

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AngryAsian 7 points ago +8 / -1

So how many affirmative blacktion winners are there gonna be this year ya think? Nobel Prize for Science given to Otumba Nogwani for building a hut with his own shit and then making a slightly sharper spear out of rocks, a stick, and his own shit

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Mungo 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God. And this monkey is the best they can do. And I am not caller her that due to her race, but her mental ability.

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Wintergreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

That could be a great troll campaign. Invent the "Noble Prize" and go around giving "Noble Prizes" to actual great people until people don't which one is legitimate and which is the graft.

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EveryDayPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

More accurately: "global prizes" like them recruiting tiktok "influencers" to spout their propaganda

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Simple_Doot 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the Dad from a Christmas Story?

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2Clutch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, he'd make a great Nobel prize winner for pedophilia and incest, so there's that.

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Armatron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, Biden must have lowered the average IQ of the room to just below lukewarm retarded.

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobel Prize!? They’ve been a joke since they gave Obama one for just “being”. No credibility at all. This should come with a Fraud 🚨.

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've been a j9ke since the beginning... just another way to launder money and power.

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Smdlegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

That award is fucking meaningless now and forever.

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bluntedaffect 3 points ago +3 / -0

He meets with Obama every day.

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MJPalazzolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like the same "Nobel Prize Committee" that awared Obama the "winning" prize for community organizing?

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Chilkat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just another diversity hire illiterate low IQ jackass of the Bidet admin.

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Sgt-Pepper1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me see... Al Gore, Obanana... yeah, what a meeting. One can only imagine

how much pizza they had delivered.

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it too late for Bidens preemptively given Nobel peace prize so he doesn't start a war in Ukraine?

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DZoneFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

He met with Obama? lol...

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idrago01 2 points ago +3 / -1

can’t tell which is more bullshit nobel peace prize or the pulitzer

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Throw in the Oscars too.

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BZRDHT0001 2 points ago +2 / -0

This idiot also mispronounced “Nordstrom Pipeline”

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, Obama briefed him on what to do next.

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TravlingThr0ugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they do their pedo rituals?

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Hinano 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if her mispronunciation was called out by the highly educated media?

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slokill 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's almost as good as Obumbler and his "corpseman" pronunciation of the word "corpsman."

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memetron 2 points ago +2 / -0

obama and al gore are noble prize winners...

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BrianDamage 2 points ago +2 / -0

This idiotic garbage patch kid isn't even trying to fake it anymore. They're rubbing our noses in it.

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Texar1991 2 points ago +2 / -0

We knew what this was and how to pronounce it when we were in the 5th grade. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obummer got a prize for being half white.

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thistlemitten 2 points ago +2 / -0

It beggars the imagination.

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Juanye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low IQ

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least_counties_ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Left: I know what you're thinking, and it's racist!!

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