747 A Normie at the groceries store exclaimed “No eggs!?!” posted 179 days ago by IBentMyWookie 179 days ago by IBentMyWookie +749 / -2 And down the isle I responded “welcome to the Great Reset!” She looked even more confused. 🤓 65 comments share 65 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I saw a guy fuming at Walmart that he couldn't find Half n Half, he said he'd been to three different stores.
buy cream and milk, and combine
it’s fuckin sorcery, i know
Shhhh! What are you going to do next, give away chocolate milk?!
for my next trick, the two secret ingredients to honey mustard will shock you
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Everyone knows it comes from brown cows. It's not really a secret.
How dare you not capitalize the word brown
Ha! Jokes on you fren. It comes from Chocolate Milk Cows specifically. One day I will own one... One day. The brown cows myth is just propaganda from Big Dairy so they can have a laugh while they watch you tuggin on random brown cow tits via their micro drones swarms.
How now brown cow
I'm not complaining, how's about you?
Farting atmosphere destroyers!!! Makes me oh so lactose intolerant!!
Another AMAZING trick by the AMAZING RANDO......LOL.
LOL. light beer came out in the '80's and everybody went nuts for it. I was like "Beer plus water? cool. I could water down my beer for free. (if I wanted to)
Have you ever done the old man trick of pouring a beer over ice in a pint glass? In the summer with a nice Pils it’s the tits. Makes me want to wear a wife beater and complain about the weather sitting on the porch.
My dad drank beer and tomato juice on ice while grilling in the summer. My great grandpa made beer on his farm and kept it down in the well to stay chilled. My sons make moonshine and hard cider. I need to catch up.
And I know it’s a hope against hope, but that kind of anger directed the right way can build our base. I think a lot of people are deep down done with Biden, they just can’t admit it out loud.
He was not a Biden fan for sure.
Freaking cat food is through the roof and my cat whines and nips if he doesn’t get his preferred “Super Super”. He was eating left over Tacos at work when I rescued him. Now he expects champagne wishes and caviar dreams living in the Big House.
Aww good on ya. Used to have a stray named Waffles who was named that because he was found eating a trash waffle in the street.
He somehow had survived getting hit by a car (vets words), had crazy breathing problems that couldn’t be fixed, but lived a happy life with us for years. RIP special buddy.
you shouldn't buy cats food, their job is to kill mice. no other use for them exists.
Goes to 3 stores to find half and half, but probably has no time for the gym.
Idk, he looked to be in his late fifties and wasn't overweight. Seemed like a decent guy, I think his wife had sent him out to pick up the Half N Half.
Now it makes sense
Wtf happened to the Asian garlic chili sauce?? Can't find it anywhere!!!! Not siracha.
7 beautiful eggs this morning from my birds.
The best eggs I’ve ever had in my life were from a friend who’s family lives in Lancaster PA. Her dad drives the Amish around in exchange for eggs.
Some day I’ll have chickens and goats.
Free range is the only way. They eat everything and their yolks are dark orange and delicious.
they eat the bugs. lots of random bugs and garbage. Yolks are darker because they have more protein. if you like that sort of thing.
Maybe I’m thinking of a different farm bird like ducks, but don’t they eat ticks? Anything that kills ticks is a hero in my book.
Yes, yes I do. And they are omnivores. They eat whatever they can. From grass, to bugs, to slow frogs and mice. Yummy.
I haven't eaten a store bought egg in years.
You should look in to "hair sheep". They produce milk as well, and don't want to climb everything taller than they are. You don't have to wool them either, they shed off their excess hair in the spring.
Same here. All different colors. Momma hen is currently sitting on 18 eggs to hatch.
By spring if they hatch, I’ll be getting 18 eggs a day and by summer 36 if those 18 are hens.
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
The bird flu is going around apparently.
And the “15 food processing plants burned down” flu
Fifteen is a little low. Last list I saw had over 50.
I don’t doubt it. I honestly had to take a break from keeping up on New Normsl/Great Reset. Was getting physical stress effects.
Now I’m like “I either go in the nuclear flash, OR I’ll know it’s boogie time because it’ll be that obvious. Till then stay calm”
The bird flu is getting so bad the fda is killing all the chickens
The very same FDA that decide safe and effective? Nothing to see here!
that was two flocks ago. now there is excess chickens. prices are dropping fast. I just paid 65 cents a pound for quarters and 1.25 a pound for boneless skinless breasts.
You vill eat ze bugs....
My chickens eat ze bugs. I'm cool with eggs.
I hope she googled it and started down the rabbit hole.
They'd have to be told to use a truth-friendly search engine or they'll get propaganda results.
San Jose, CA Costco had only organic eggs Sunday 27, Nov.
Redwood City Costco, same thing about 3 weeks ago
My new Costco (I'm moving) has these pastel blue heritage eggs, ~$6.70 per 18. Big yellow-orange yolks, great taste. They're a new thing, and they're WONDERFUL!
Of course, that Costco bumps up against exurbs and just beyond that rural areas that are filled with chicken houses (N. GA).
This is why I just built a coup and got chickens. Should be laying any time now.
Egg box shortage and bird flu being blamed in the UK. My local farm shop is reliable as it was during the plandemic, no shortage of eggs or boxes there. I've kept some empty boxes, they are perfectly reusable should I need them in future.
My store hasn't had my natural peanut butter for a while. I heard the same thing about the great reset. Last week I checked again and it was back in stock. That great reset really works!
Well duh you have to wait on the respawn timer.
Khajit has eggs if you have coin...
why wouldn't your grocery store have eggs? there is no egg shortage, in fact, even chicken is down to .65 a lb as it's in excess because of overreacting to the initial bird flu.
The boughie one that sells the nice craft beer, otherwise I wouldn’t have been in there kek