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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 46 points ago +47 / -1

I believe the entire idea of license plates, registrations, personal property tax etc. Are all bullshit that needs to go away.

It's bad enough that we have to have a driver's license, why do we need to register and pay taxes on things we already own?

Why can't we require people to have an active license, and attach an insurance policy to the driver, and then leave people the fuck alone?

I've heard things like "well not everybody would drive a safe car" and I'm like.... okay, well deal with those individuals people.

The state treats us like children needing their hands held, because SOME motherfuckers are too stupid to figure out life.

Deal with the stupid fucks, instead of this dumbass blanket approach.

I keep my vehicle in working order, I take care of it. I am a safe driver who's never even as much as had a parking or speeding violation.

I do this because I'm not stupid. Laws and regulations will not make a difference in how I drive or how I maintain my vehicle.

Leave me the fuck alone.

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Demoman 12 points ago +12 / -0

They want inept drivers on the road. Injury and death feed the machine that is insurance scams, repair scams and perpetual hospital visits. The vast majority of drivers are like zombies, tracking the car in front of them, and that car the next, all reactionary driving, like a literal heard of sheep. Not only have they almost phased out stick shift but the driving test is easy and no penalty for failing, just keep testing till you pass. This is so they can perpetuate that driving is dangerous and you should let ONLY our computer controlled cars drive you, because theyre ''safer''...

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MarxhatedJews 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ding ding ding!

Look at the cycle of money that flows after violence or injuries. Almost all of it flows to the DNC.

Identify each player and step in the process after calling 911. At each step, gov mandates, agents or policies are directing money to DNC.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are forced to get insurance, even insurance against illegals who don't have insurance, which is a crock of crap.

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BailoutsAreSocialism 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do this because I'm not stupid. Laws and regulations will not make a difference in how I drive or how I maintain my vehicle.

BWahahah ... you don't understand that most people are dumb SOCIALIST pieces of shit that WANT THIS ! And IT DOES MAKE a difference ... in TAXES collected AND IN RIGHTS DENIED !

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

But dude, they are all vaccinated and will die in 2-5 years. So problem solved... Eventually.

I like that word. EVENTUALLY.

Everything sorts itself out eventually, yes?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

The State's response: "No"

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Brobold 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why do I pay taxes with money I was taxed on.

Dem policies right now seem to be reducing punishments for crimes while simultaneously making more things illegal.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's based on demographics.

If you're one of the suckers who follows the rules, goes to your job, pays your taxes, and follows the law, things are getting super bad for you.

Conversely, if you're a fucking leech, criminal, illegal, or anything else "bad", they're making life easy street for you.

Ask yourself why that is.

Then look at Russia in the 1910s and 1920s, see what kind of people were propped up and promoted across their society. And then look what they became later on.

What's happening is the building of a Bolshevik revolutionary force, same as before.

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MsAnthropic 3 points ago +3 / -0

My husband and I learnt this the hard way in 2020 during Covid. We’ve always been “law-abiding” quiet people, and suddenly during Covid our rights were taken away and the police were using rubber bullets when we tried to protest (we’re in Melbourne Australia). We had to dodge a police cordon in order to protest, not something I ever imagined I’d have to do! Plus at the same time our government was handing out money like it grew on trees - shutting down people’s businesses then giving them our tax dollars. Then the government made it illegal for us to work outside our home unless we took the jab and our entire family lost our jobs. And then just last week, after all this, the rest of Victoria re-elected the guy.

We learnt the hard way that most people will happily suck on the govt teat forever, and that being one of the ones who funds everyone else’s handouts won’t protect you from being destroyed by the govt. It was a hard lesson ☹️

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MsAnthropic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s true, no question. But to be fair, the last few years have also demonstrated that even with guns you’re still screwed and they can steal your country out from under you.

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skuts 23 points ago +23 / -0

A little bit of dried mud works wonders too.

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aside 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it is remote controlled so you can always ditch it at the press of a button

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RadicalCovfefe [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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TwitterIsTrash 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then the cops pull you over because your license plate is obstructed and write you a hefty fine

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T_DforTrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Up to $200 here in Mass if they're covered in snow. They can charge you for "obscured license plates" or "unsecured load".

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MarxhatedJews 5 points ago +6 / -1

"secure my load harder big daddy gov!"

Sorry for the inanity. I had to.

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BailoutsAreSocialism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then ... BLEATING !

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JoeBidensDementia1 7 points ago +7 / -0

In my area, people literally scrape off the paint of the letters and numbers to make it all look one shade of gray.

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RadicalCovfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol nice!

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Donaldsweiner -1 points ago +1 / -2

aZ? 😂

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NotMyGovernor 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hilarious.

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Kekistan_United 6 points ago +9 / -3

i thought license plates were aluminum?

i like that this mercedes has four rusty fasteners.

use nylon screws, folks...

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buckeyeminuteman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used nylon screws and they broke off. Now I have plastic stuck in the screwhole on the car and can’t get it out or put a metal screw in. They need to be stainless or aluminum.

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Kekistan_United 0 points ago +1 / -1

likely from being overtightened.

i have nylon screws on my 15 year old volvo.

from the factory.

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WhitePowerRanger -1 points ago +1 / -2

You seriously can’t get it out? I can think of at least 2 ways to get it out off the top of my head, fastest would be to heat up the tip of a small flathead and melt an indentation in there then cool it down and unscrew it out with same screwdriver.

Another idea:

Get a smaller metal nail and gently hammer it into plastic screw and then unscrew it out

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Mungo 6 points ago +6 / -0

74

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MrMcGreenGenes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you know why I pulled you over?

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StrongIsland 7 points ago +8 / -1

Because when you were a little kid you dreamed about writing tickets?

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xkgb 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where do I get one?!

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any decent camera will allow for extrapolation. Nice try though.

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RadicalCovfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is true.

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure that plate ends in a 74. Gonna need bigger leaves

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ACActual 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you New York! What a great idea

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StealthToddler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Transporter has entered the chat..

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmmmm how can I get one of these? Seems we are videotaped everywhere we drive. I'm beginning to have sympathy for the guy in Hawaii who declared he was sovereign and made a license plate out of cardboard for his car.

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Donaldsweiner 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is there not some kind of reflective spray you can put over your license plate that will make a sheen if a camera flashes?