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WassermanSchultz 85 points ago +85 / -0

Lol I saw this the other day. Spot on.

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Quietam_Unum 9 points ago +9 / -0

I used to listen to it time to time

Mrs. Unum unsed to listen Sat. mornings for the car guys, Click and Clack. I'd listen sometimes, sometimes not. One 'not' time I walk in the room after Mrs. has left and the radio is spewing the most profoundly hate-filled sewerage I've heard on the airwaves. Change it to anything else and ask the wife

"What in bloody hell were you listening to?"

"Click and Clack but it ended. Why?"

[tell her about the speakers vomiting bilious hatred]

"Oh, that is some comedy they run after C&C."

"Dafuq?"

"No really, Wait Don't Tell Me or something like that..."

"Oh, NPR comedy. I get it."

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Cantshadowbanthemall 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can reverse that order... Just saying

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day221 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not really. They don't want Trump elected again.

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that part is fake. They really want him arrested or dead.

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Gunmolester 62 points ago +62 / -0

they are literally this retarded

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Atomstein 10 points ago +10 / -0

Perfectly Programmed Person.

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SavingPrivateGrace 1 point ago +1 / -0

it boght out the dyslexia in me to

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I_Am_John_Galt 39 points ago +39 / -0

I feel like I'm at work listening to this. It's nonstop.

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Matthew419 25 points ago +25 / -0

Sounds exactly like HR and our diversity leaders at my company

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fskfsk 8 points ago +8 / -0

They literally talk like this. They go from one catchphrase to another with zero content. It's like you're listening to a woke Markov Chain generator.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meanwhile the ethics department told my team directly that for a behavior to be unethical it has to be illegal.

I work for the DOD.

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basedboston 13 points ago +13 / -0

They play NPR at your work? Awful.

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Stanwyk74 17 points ago +17 / -0

The sound of npr is cancerous

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A_Little_White_Duck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only a spiritually dead person cannot detect the venomous drip in their voices.

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I feel that. I know it's parody but I still had to stop watching seconds in because it's too accurate.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 26 points ago +27 / -1

took me a sec to realize hes trolling the faggots LMAO. thats really good when you cant tell πŸ˜‚

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Fox_Archipelago2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

He's also been trolling that day-by-day diary of that dude who is now a girl. He goes so far into character it's hard to realize it's parody.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://nitter.net/TyTheFisch

Day one of girlhood is his pinned tweet.

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Viduus_maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

His trump impression during his special is spot on. Hand gestures had me cracking up.

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VoldemortZelenskyy 23 points ago +23 / -0

That guy fieri line tho lmfaoooo

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Twitter 15 points ago +15 / -0

that made me sick it was so accurate.

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imnotdeadyet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spot on!

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YodaBannon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let me pivot in my wheelhouse and unpack this, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unfortunately, this type of talking in any corporation will accelerate your career in a record time.

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Repentnow 12 points ago +12 / -0

E

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Political correctness on steroids.

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ScoonerTuna 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would like to unpack this.....lol My favorite leftist line.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for calling them leftists and not "progressives".

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for calling them leftists and not "progressives".

Regressives.

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SaddleTramp 0 points ago +1 / -1

But they are progressives.

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__bryan 10 points ago +10 / -0

that was really good

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drsowells1fan 10 points ago +10 / -0

I remember listening to NPR many years ago and actually hearing a story about how the walk-in closet trend was a "problematic" symbol of rotting culture. Turned back to Rush and never stopped listening.

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cantrememberpassword 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Time was invented by the patriarchy." There's that documentary from the late 70s about Afghanistan, explaining they have no concept of time. You work, until you don't want to. You wait for a bus as long as it takes. That's a country run by men (or no one at all).

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thought.crimes 8 points ago +8 / -0

My in-laws love listening to NPR. That voice is spot on it’s like they are talking to children.

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

At first I thought he was serious 🀣🀣

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ironhorse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I get a transcript?

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SavingPrivateGrace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................word salad..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, that massive, unbroken character string did not screw up the page layout. It is nice to see that exploit was taken into account by the page devs.

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SavingPrivateGrace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Now go back and read my transcript 3 times in a row fast to really appreciate it.

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monkadelic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was waiting for "stochastic terrorism"

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Bw2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hilarious

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wiombims 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hey, jamie, can you pull it up real quick? Is this JP sears long lost son? Yeah, pull it up. Can we confirm this with a genetic test? Okay, thanks jamie, no it's the other article. Yeah, right there.

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basedboston 5 points ago +5 / -0

Short men have to be funny. But they do get laid as a result.

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RacistHomophob 5 points ago +5 / -0

I taught my Son..that it's our Duty as Society to Stomp Fucks like This OUT ! ..IM A GOOD DAD. !

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6daysandrest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stomp the real ones only please. This comedian is a gem.

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Directional 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hm. Can’t relate. I get my news from PDW.

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here pede!

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RPchill1 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The trauma of being marginalized by climate change." - Best Take. LOL.

Hilarious spoof. That said, I give NPR a lot of credit. I used to listen to NPR back in the 90's. One day, they had a teen mom and her own mother (who gave birth to her when she too was still a teen) discussing how welfare payments for teen/single mothers had only increased $50 in the 15 years since the teen mom was born to her own teen mom. I had just recently gotten my first pay check from a new and much better paying job than I had ever had before and I had noticed how much I was suddenly paying in taxes. That was the day I put 2 and 2 together and became a conservative. Well, I'd probably always been a conservative as my blue collar democrat parents raised me with strong work ethic and basically conservative values. That one smooth brained NPR program nudged me right over the edge and into reality. So, thank you, NPR! Now let's defund them. I'm paying a lot more in taxes now than I was back then.

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fat50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs more vocal fry.

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Deplorable_Citizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

He forgot the media's inhuman desire to sexualize/sterilize kids, but overall is spot on.

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Not_your_King 4 points ago +4 / -0

This might just sound like a funny script of the word salad that the Cult Propaganda Outlets do, but it's far worse.

See this is complete sophistry combined with cult conditioning to keep the leftist as unthinking false virtuous sheep. They throw so many buzzwords at their sheep that they don't really comprehend any of it but because of their cult conditioning they just respond positively to it without even knowing what is going on. And because of the sophistry they feel smarter even though nothing of fact or merit is being presented to them.

The thing you learn by interacting with Leftist is their undiluted smug and arrogance all while knowing nothing but quoting the cult authoritarian sources, sometimes not even that just a mega narrative. "There is no evidence of election fraud." Then you give them undeniable evidence of fraud and they can only respond with "Nope, I never was told by my cult that there was any evidence so there is no evidence, I'm so much smarter because I listen to what I am suppose to."

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VirPopulus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfection.

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +7 / -3

Standardized time was invented by cis white robber railroad barons so that white supremacist schedules could be enforced upon the cracker settlers who moved across the countryside after displacing the indigenous populations.

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Dr_Tar 3 points ago +3 / -0

NPR this morning only wanted to report that Twitter's recently fired safety officer thinks Musk is going to create a dangerous environment by loosening restrictions. Nothing on Hunter's Laptop. Total Hacks https://www.npr.org/2022/12/02/1140355862/twitters-former-safety-chief-warns-musk-is-moving-fast-and-breaking-things

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good Morning!

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TheUpsetter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Guy Fieri bit cracked me up

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was amazing.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is every feminist stance because feminists are retarded cancers that kill the mind and then the body.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

We on Africa time

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