2491 The script of every liberal news outlet...😂🤣 (twitter.com) posted 113 days ago by JTIM 113 days ago by JTIM +2493 / -2 91 comments share 91 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Lol I saw this the other day. Spot on.
Mrs. Unum unsed to listen Sat. mornings for the car guys, Click and Clack. I'd listen sometimes, sometimes not. One 'not' time I walk in the room after Mrs. has left and the radio is spewing the most profoundly hate-filled sewerage I've heard on the airwaves. Change it to anything else and ask the wife
"What in bloody hell were you listening to?"
"Click and Clack but it ended. Why?"
[tell her about the speakers vomiting bilious hatred]
"Oh, that is some comedy they run after C&C."
"No really, Wait Don't Tell Me or something like that..."
"Oh, NPR comedy. I get it."
You can reverse that order... Just saying
Not really. They don't want Trump elected again.
Yeah that part is fake. They really want him arrested or dead.
they are literally this retarded
Perfectly Programmed Person.
I feel like I'm at work listening to this. It's nonstop.
Sounds exactly like HR and our diversity leaders at my company
They literally talk like this. They go from one catchphrase to another with zero content. It's like you're listening to a woke Markov Chain generator.
Meanwhile the ethics department told my team directly that for a behavior to be unethical it has to be illegal.
I work for the DOD.
They play NPR at your work? Awful.
The sound of npr is cancerous
Only a spiritually dead person cannot detect the venomous drip in their voices.
Yeah, I feel that. I know it's parody but I still had to stop watching seconds in because it's too accurate.
took me a sec to realize hes trolling the faggots LMAO. thats really good when you cant tell 😂
He's also been trolling that day-by-day diary of that dude who is now a girl. He goes so far into character it's hard to realize it's parody.
Day one of girlhood is his pinned tweet.
His trump impression during his special is spot on. Hand gestures had me cracking up.
That guy fieri line tho lmfaoooo
that made me sick it was so accurate.
Let me pivot in my wheelhouse and unpack this, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Unfortunately, this type of talking in any corporation will accelerate your career in a record time.
Political correctness on steroids.
I would like to unpack this.....lol My favorite leftist line.
Thank you for calling them leftists and not "progressives".
But they are progressives.
that was really good
I remember listening to NPR many years ago and actually hearing a story about how the walk-in closet trend was a "problematic" symbol of rotting culture. Turned back to Rush and never stopped listening.
"Time was invented by the patriarchy." There's that documentary from the late 70s about Afghanistan, explaining they have no concept of time. You work, until you don't want to. You wait for a bus as long as it takes. That's a country run by men (or no one at all).
My in-laws love listening to NPR. That voice is spot on it’s like they are talking to children.
At first I thought he was serious 🤣🤣
Can I get a transcript?
Hey, that massive, unbroken character string did not screw up the page layout. It is nice to see that exploit was taken into account by the page devs.
I was waiting for "stochastic terrorism"
Hey, jamie, can you pull it up real quick? Is this JP sears long lost son? Yeah, pull it up. Can we confirm this with a genetic test? Okay, thanks jamie, no it's the other article. Yeah, right there.
Short men have to be funny. But they do get laid as a result.
I taught my Son..that it's our Duty as Society to Stomp Fucks like This OUT ! ..IM A GOOD DAD. !
Stomp the real ones only please. This comedian is a gem.
Hm. Can’t relate. I get my news from PDW.
Same here pede!
"The trauma of being marginalized by climate change." - Best Take. LOL.
Hilarious spoof. That said, I give NPR a lot of credit. I used to listen to NPR back in the 90's. One day, they had a teen mom and her own mother (who gave birth to her when she too was still a teen) discussing how welfare payments for teen/single mothers had only increased $50 in the 15 years since the teen mom was born to her own teen mom. I had just recently gotten my first pay check from a new and much better paying job than I had ever had before and I had noticed how much I was suddenly paying in taxes. That was the day I put 2 and 2 together and became a conservative. Well, I'd probably always been a conservative as my blue collar democrat parents raised me with strong work ethic and basically conservative values. That one smooth brained NPR program nudged me right over the edge and into reality. So, thank you, NPR! Now let's defund them. I'm paying a lot more in taxes now than I was back then.
Needs more vocal fry.
He forgot the media's inhuman desire to sexualize/sterilize kids, but overall is spot on.
This might just sound like a funny script of the word salad that the Cult Propaganda Outlets do, but it's far worse.
See this is complete sophistry combined with cult conditioning to keep the leftist as unthinking false virtuous sheep. They throw so many buzzwords at their sheep that they don't really comprehend any of it but because of their cult conditioning they just respond positively to it without even knowing what is going on. And because of the sophistry they feel smarter even though nothing of fact or merit is being presented to them.
The thing you learn by interacting with Leftist is their undiluted smug and arrogance all while knowing nothing but quoting the cult authoritarian sources, sometimes not even that just a mega narrative. "There is no evidence of election fraud." Then you give them undeniable evidence of fraud and they can only respond with "Nope, I never was told by my cult that there was any evidence so there is no evidence, I'm so much smarter because I listen to what I am suppose to."
Standardized time was invented by cis white robber railroad barons so that white supremacist schedules could be enforced upon the cracker settlers who moved across the countryside after displacing the indigenous populations.
NPR this morning only wanted to report that Twitter's recently fired safety officer thinks Musk is going to create a dangerous environment by loosening restrictions. Nothing on Hunter's Laptop. Total Hacks https://www.npr.org/2022/12/02/1140355862/twitters-former-safety-chief-warns-musk-is-moving-fast-and-breaking-things
That Guy Fieri bit cracked me up
That was amazing.
This is every feminist stance because feminists are retarded cancers that kill the mind and then the body.
We on Africa time