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Apersonofinterest 92 points ago +93 / -1

The LGBTs are just mad the kid likes titties.

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chungus47 41 points ago +42 / -1

Kids love titties, mostly because it was nurturing for them.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 28 points ago +28 / -0

Everyone likes boobs; everyone; even faggots like boobs.

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citizen86433-6 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're more partial to man boobs I've heard, but whatever.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

Beer and boobs have never let me down,

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh my goodness! We found Clay Travis!

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imnotdeadyet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beer, Boobs and Wings! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

"kids"

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Tenspot20 21 points ago +22 / -1

Girl titties are great!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anything else is moobs.

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw a Troon-post (a re-run) at 4chan today with a transvestite saying "A guy in a Lamborghini slowed down to look at my bewbs today." The Troon looked ridiculous, a chubby 50-something year old man in skimpy girl clothing. He had no moobs to speak of, and anyone "slowing down" to look at him would either be trying not to run over him in the street, or curious about what the hell is this atrocity (obviously a chubby 50-something year old man in skimpy girl clothing.)

Related: one of my SJW "friends" recently jumped the Troon bandwagon, and is having little success with his sex life. (They wrongly assume they are doubling their potential "dating pool," while actually reducing their options.) He thinks he needs "bigger boobs," as if that is the problem. No, the problem is he's a guy who will never "pass as female." He looks like a football player dressed as a prostitute for Halloween. No well-off wealthy businessman is going to "sweep him off his feet" because no sane person who cares about their own reputation wants to be seen in public with an attention-seeking crackpot inappropriately dressed in womens' apparel.

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CHUCKTHULHU 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet the guy in the Lamborghini slowed down because he couldn't see the road through his tears of uncontrollable laughter! 🤣

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Even if there really was a Lamborghini to begin with, the guy would have been LOLWTF laughing. (The selfie was funny enough, but I know I would be incapacitated with laughter and disgust if I saw that walking around in public!)

> Also

What if it was a kit-car with a plastic body on a VW Beetle chassis or something similar? A guy in a fake Lamborghini, laughing at a fake "female." Like "Inception" but reallyreally gay.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

Compared to the twisted degeneracy of drag queens and other LGBT depravity, taking your kid to Hooters is positively wholesome.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at all the children at Pride festivals.

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Jackhererer 10 points ago +11 / -1

The 1 blonde looks so happy to be there.

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citizen86433-6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her women's study course is conflicting with her career choice.

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

looks so happy to be there.

She's at work. Lots of people aren't smiling and happy while they are working.

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DERedRider 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like any service related business at Hooters it's part of the job description.

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DaemonKrog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real ones

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seeling0 36 points ago +36 / -0

I call this de-programming. He has a better shot at growing up to be a normal, healthy human being than his leftist-indoctrinated peers.

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Bearing51 19 points ago +20 / -1

He'll also learn real quick that there are better food restaurants. It's a win/win.

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sixfingerdildo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hooters; go for the hooters, come back for the breasts.

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PapaPepe 35 points ago +36 / -1

Hooters is less sexual than drag queens

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

Less depraved and perverted too.

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was gonna say this is trashy but when u all put it this way... k let's go to Hooters.

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DaemonKrog 31 points ago +32 / -1

Key differences. Hooters girls aren't pedophiles, aren't grooming children, and they're real women.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's all the difference in the world.

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monkadelic 2 points ago +2 / -0

That, and they don't have penises duct-taped up their asscracks.

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chungus47 30 points ago +32 / -2

Why the fuck wasn't I invited?

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deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
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basedboston 19 points ago +20 / -1

I went to a Hooters recently here in Oklahoma and was very surprised to see numerous families and women there. It is totally based here. It's amazing.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +16 / -1

It's a wholesome establishment in these Clown World times.

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Pappy_Gunn 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 2 Hooters I will never go back to: One in Atlanta, the other one in Puerto Rico.

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Phafi11 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel like it's story time.

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FromSaltWeCome 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tiddies: The end-all, be-all, cure-all. Even for brain AIDs.

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TheDon1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kid wants to toast his birthday with some milk

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WinstonSmith1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

His Mom couldn't get time off; she looks happy to see to see little bugger

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DonLemonParty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Leftists would be celebrating if his parents took him to a drag show.

Fuck that, more boys need to be taken to a hooters.

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TonyTreehouse 10 points ago +10 / -0

I went to school with a Colombian woman and she had been to Hooters when her friend visited the US while on her honeymoon. I was surprised and my classmate was surprised that I was surprised a woman would go to hooters with her new husband on her honeymoon. But even the kids shows in many places in Latin America have women in fairly risque clothes, So it wasn't something that had crossed her mind I guess.

If the parents took the kid to the beach, no one would have batted an eye about it even though there's way more skin showing.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

But even the kids shows in many places in Latin America have women in fairly risque clothes

As a Latino I confirm that.

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empiretc 9 points ago +11 / -2

that is one HAPPY little boy!!!

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AmagingGrace 8 points ago +9 / -1

Good Boy!

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 8 points ago +9 / -1

Neither is okay. Still shit-tier parents.

The ONLY minor concession I have is that hooters isn't specifically designed to groom children.

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ThomasJackson 7 points ago +12 / -5

I see nothing wrong here. They don't strip.

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Waitafriggingminute 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chicken and macaroni. Chillin' with my homies.

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Johnnyboy2324 4 points ago +5 / -1

Drag queens are definitely worse. But this isn’t okay either. Those parents are retarded.

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm old enough to appreciate a good looking girl when I see one. This promises to be quite a trip..."

https://youtu.be/gLrA2Mgr348

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Marilyn: "My girlfriend's too shy to ask, but could she please have your seat. She gets sick if she rides backwards."

Is Marilyn Monroe saying Jane Russel doesn't like riding cowboy?

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good joke but I doubt anyone in the 1950s would have heard it that way. Those old movies are full of double entendre and subtle bawdy jokes. But I never heard that expression until internet porn started using it as a descriptor in the 2000s. Bawdy, for reference:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaifd0

BTW that was what peak performance and the male ideal body looked like in the 50s. Those are our real US Olympic athletes dancing with her.

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DonFantaglia 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet he still has his Dick in 10 years!

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ghostshell98 3 points ago +3 / -0

AWESOME HURRAY FOR TITTIES

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I need some wings

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skank vs Skunk: neither is setting the boy up for success... But at least the Skank option leaves him as a boy.

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Smurfection 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least the Hooters one is straight but children don't belong at these sorts of venues. It steals the innocent of children and robs them of their childhood.

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Ch8ins8w 1 point ago +2 / -1

With that reasoning then you shouldn't take your child to a swimming pool.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

They ain't got no dicks... HETERO. ffs. Stop flopping your sausage in other people's children's faces.

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ChonkFingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s be honest, this was his fathers idea.

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Groomers! That boy is going to grow up STRAIGHT,!!!!;?!!?!(

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laylahege 2 points ago +2 / -0

Girl on the right is not amused

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 yeas ago that was a double serving of milk for the kid, I'm not sure what the problem is?

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they assume those people's genders? Also is this like the lefts version of Libs of TikTok? Cause every normal man but happy with this.

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todayabetterme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoa how do those bigots know those weren't pedoph... I mean drag queens at that event?

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Godfrey_of_Bouillon 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is degenerate

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one on the right is likely not legal. Someone should look into that.

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Gizmonator 1 point ago +3 / -2

This kid will grow up to be a boss, his staff will be lib kids who went to trans freak show bday parties.

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2Clutch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, definitely not drag enough for the commie freaks.

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