705 Youtube is asshoe (media.patriots.win) posted 148 days ago by Redpillrambo 148 days ago by Redpillrambo +707 / -2 101 comments download share 101 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
If you’re not using ad blockers you are lost.
Bruh, do you even PI-Hole?
Youtube load their ads on the same servers as the videos these days.
Absolutely. Vanced on mobile, SmartTubeNext on TV.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
I NEVER see YouTube ads
I have uBlock on Brave, pi-hole inbetween. I never see an ad on Youtube, don't know which one is doing the work. When looking on an unprotected device there are several ads for a short video.
I'm running Brave without uBlock, and I also never see ads on YouTube.
I don't use a pi-hole but did run a setup that did effectively the same thing (blocking by messing with DNS). The problem is, that's easily circumvented. And one time, I was apparently looking at the chinese version of the site. In-app/browser blocking will always be superior.
Adblocks still work fine
Adblocker Plus eliminates all ads from Youtube.
I use Brave, it does not block Youtube ads. It blocks almost everything else, though.
It’s also for Brave… I use it
Brave on PC it 100% does block ads. On the phone app it will update and stop ads for a week then google finds a workaround.
Maybe on PC, but on Linux I still get ads. not many, and I use Brave exclusively. With Linux I don't get much garbage ads anyway. Pihole I used for a year and it said it blocked a shit ton in the menu but I never really saw much of a difference.
Blocks youtube ads for me. Might need to update it or change a setting or something
There is an extension called Adblocker Plus. It blocks everything on Youtube.
On android I just use Tubemate to dowload/stream the videos with no ad. I've done that almost 10 years. Is there anything better now?
ReVanced on Android. They killed vanced cause they were distributing modified YouTube binaries, but revanced patches a YouTube package, which you then install, and you can choose which patches get applied. It's a bit more setup than vanced, but it's not bad.
Write a paragraph explaining how you would best describe this photo, in 500 or less words. Be specific.
"You're saying I'm going to have to do what to be your secretary?"
Critical thinking skills apply
My face when.
critical thinking skills are applied
ad blockers don't block Youtube ads, and yes I pi-hole and use brave. BUT if you download the content first, the ads don't come with it.
Ad blockers do block YouTube ads for me... I still just use AdBlock. That's it.
They do block. Weird but they don’t play with a basic Adblock.
you are dumb, I use ublock origin everyday specifically for youtube, maybe before looking like a tard know what you are speaking about
I didn't say ublock didn't work, I said Brave doesn't block youtube ads. Try reading. ya big dumb dumb...
I use brave browser, what ads? 😉
I'm logged into every browser on every device under one wallet. Family of crypto mining GO! I don't care if it's pennies at a time, I'm not losing out.
Haha nice. I disabled all that browser crypto stuff, rather just see no ads.
The thing is, they're not normal ads, more like notifications.
My kids like ads, I like money. Dad wins.
Until they start advertising drag queens and dildos
Oh, I police that crap, and my youngest daughter keeps finding ways to watch tiktok videos on other apps and say she's not on tiktok like I'm retarded. I constantly shame and bash queer shit. Grandma is a based lesbian, even she is done with everything after LG when it comes to BTQAXIP+
I'm glad you care enough to try, but i remember from my younger years, where there's a will there's a way. I wish you luck
Set up an automatic redirect from any and every TikTok video to a super based video, and if she asks why that happens, play dumb, lmao
Brave browser is great, but have you ever noticed that it hangs for about 5 seconds before an add is shown? Disabling ads & the BAT token will eliminate that problem..
AdBlock Plus and others Ad blocks remove the ads completely.
But yes, I know what you mean. Click on the little "i" and report the ads as "Inappropriate".
ReVanced app on Android, and SmartTubeNext app on Firestick. I haven't seen a YouTube ad in several years.
Good to see the vanced legacy keeping on. I haven't updated yet but haven't watched youtube on my phone in a while.
On android : install YouTube Vanced and microG, they are bundled together. I installed that shit on all my family and friends phone... ZERO NADA ZILCH ADS
Brave browser is free.
I couldn't browse and watch videos at the same time with brave.
Vanced is gone. ReVanced is the thing, now, though vanced still works, if you have it installed.
Yall see ads?
Never seen an ad on that shit site since adblock.
ublock is fantastic.
You guys have been watching YouTube ads?
(confused dork kid from 'The Millers ')
Ublock origin + custom scripts = no ads on youtube or any other site
Fuk dem NIGGAS
FUCK YO COUCH!
The voice of the streets!
I remember the good ol days when everyone with good content wasn’t banned, and there were only ads at the beginning and end of 10 minute or longer videos, those were the days. Every election cycle they increase ads, just increased again in the midterms. I can use ad blockers on TV so I stopped watching and went to odysee bitchute and rumble, miss out on some content, but fuck YouTube, Greedy cunts.
If you have an android TV, smarttubenext is your friend.
Also downloading and watching with VLC is an option. If you have kids, it's a huge bandwidth saver as they like to watch things over and over (and you shouldn't be leaving them alone on youtube anyway).
In a handful of hours it will be 2023 in every US state and there is no fucking excuse for not using an adblocker. AdNauseam literally exists to fuck with Googles gay retard metrics that they farm to sell to chinks. It is NOT on the play store because it kills their income. Install it already you useless dumbfucks.
Install Ghostery, install HTTPS Everywhere, and stop being a datacuck.
Install uBLock Origin add on. Never see another ad.
I have a Linux distro, but only 32 bit. Brave only makes browsers for 64-bit Linux.
Look to see if chromium-ungoogled is built for x86. It is Chrome with all the proprietary Google code removed, and is the basis for Brave and other popular browsers. uBlock Origin is available for it, which should block all ads, including ScrewTube.
If not, uBlock is also available for Firefox and Firefox-based browsers such as pale moon.
Granma is just waiting for minesweeper or solitaire to load.
She loaded patriots.win on internet explorer when it launched. She is still waiting...
Try Brave browser.
I use Brave browser to solve this problem lickety-split. However it would be nice if the live chats were work in the mobile version.
How block ads on mobile YT?
Could you not find a picture of an older computer? Floppy drive...
Let memes be memes.
They could; floppies used to be a lot larger
If only we could do something to automatically skip ad reads
I endure ad reads if I want to support the creator. I don't even care when my favorite channel shills for a company. If I was big enough to get paid to shill I wouldn't even be ashamed. If the content is free, you are the product. If you are the producer, the content is yours. See Salty Army for reference.
Or watch Salty on Odysee or Rumble
Rumble for the win. I invested.
Salty rarely shills. I just skip them manually, still viewing the video, i don't think that hurts the creator, does it? I don't see why the advertisers think a 3 min read is going to sell any more than 20 seconds would. It just makes me vow to never buy the product.
I mute them or turn the volume to zero. Fuck your advertising!
Just use dissenter and ublock. It even works on streaming service ads and you don't have to pay extra for commercial free.
You tube has ads?
uBlock Origin + Sponsorblock = Bliss
The year is 2080
My alarm wakes me up from a medically induced coma
Once the off button is pressed an ad for the companies newest clock is projected on the ceiling
Before I'm allowed to turn on the lights the video has to finish
I stand up and begin walking to the bathroom
A small twerking chibi raccoon greets me in my mirror
Xir's trying to sell me an AR vanity package to enhance my appearance with digital makeup
It's only 20,000 VDC
Pretty cheap but I don't want to look like an Asian woman even if it get me 15 extra points on SOC-hop
But a real burger would be nice and I need the credit
oh well I wave it away
After my mirror takes my vitals and a full body photo the raccoon goes away and I'm allowed to turn on my water
The timer says because I didn't hold the door opened for my elderly trans neighbor across the hall yesterday that I would only get 18 minutes of water instead of twenty
Guess I need to brush my teeth in the shower again
Once my water is turned off for the day my clothes are dispensed and I can leave for work
The hallways in my building are just barely wide enough for two people to pass each other
There is an officer checking your biofeedback data at the door
He won't let you leave unless you've looked at the minimum number of advertisements in the hallways
It's set by the owner of the building and changes based on the market
Once I turn around to register two more ads I'm allowed to leave, after tipping security for keeping the building safe from looters one more evening.
After the doors swing inward a man and woman fall into the building
They were sleeping against the doors
Security pushes them out of my way as I step over their pile of needles
As I turn to walk down the street I'm instantly enveloped by the visuals being projected into my visual cortex by my ElonX branded Neural chip
After telling my eyes that I don't want virtual makeup again I can see more of the sidewalk and begin moving around the street sleepers towards the bus station
Sometimes I'm jealous of the tents
Sleeping outside is relaxing but the region I live in can't afford good weather so people die frequently.
If I don't maintain a certain speed and keep my vision locked on surfaces marked for projection then I get small jolts of electricity that train me to absorb ads at the agreed rate listed in my LifeRental contract
After the grueling 30 minute walk down the crowded street I'm finally at the bus stop
I don't want to spend 5000 credits just for a chair to wait I need one on the bus more
Once the transportation arrives the doors open automatically and a custom avatar for the bus is projected onto the patrons vision and directs you inside after a couple songs about Goodyear tires and Frosted Flakes
Once I've payed for my ticket I'm finally off to work
The drive is nothing special but if I don't see at least 40 ads or buy at least 30,000 VDC worth of products every time I ride a bus then I loose 100 points on SOC-hop
I have a notification pop up in my vision while riding
I need to give at least 2 coins each to four POC before I leave or nothing I looked at while riding even matters.
It says I'll lose 100 social points for each unpaid person
The scale only goes up to 300 how is this possible
I'm already so close to becoming a red square
Once the bus is parked in our designated employee lot I'm informed that because its Juneteenth and i didn't sit at the back I would be donating my pay to less fortunate people for the day or loose 175 points
Well that explains the pop up about the 4 people I wish they would remind you before sitting down
I wanted a burger this week
After my first shift we break for lunch
I'm kind of lucky actually
Since my boss is the sister-boy of the President xhe pays for ad free lunch
After drinking my C.K.S. smoothie and receiving my daily booster shot I'm ushered back to my station where I clean the inside of cylindrical molds used for making buttplugs
Once the standard 10 hour shift is over I am authorized to exit the building as long as I've seen the daily safety brief and the option to have employers give half your salary as an NFT
I'm patted down by security in an attempt to protect trade secrets
Once I tip the two men for being gentle I exit the lobby and walk the 2 miles to the bus stop
I forgot that I'm not allowed back on the bus until tomorrow because I set up front today so I have to wait on the über
Jeoxfrieed quickly arrives and I get into her van
When I'm dropped off near my building she says "rate me 5 stars and subscribe to my OnlyFans"
My bill is 6000 coins but if I subscribe to her content then a new unlocked rate is available at 50% the regular mileage amount
Once I finally make it inside and down to my room on level B23 I feel like I'm home
I always have my windows set to display a forest or the beach it helps with the claustrophobia and I've found out those two videos have the least amount of virtual billboards
I'm hungry so I prick my finger for blood analysis
It says I can eat today but only up to tier 3
After I'm done it's time for bed
If I don't watch at least 10 minutes of ads before sleeping my clock will wake me up late so I better turn in early
I set a reminder to be more compliant tomorrow so I can eat a burger on Friday
I plug into the dream machine and my chip is paired
I pick the newest Marvel movie "Black Panther 5: Wakanda busy right now come back later"
It's 10 coins but it's better than having jingles playing all night in my brain
"Tyler Perry's AI makes the best content"
That's the secret code to dream ad free
The Pentobarbital is injected and I'm allowed to rest until tomorrow
So true!! I mute it then hold the remote up to cover all the screen except the bottom right corner so I can see when they allow skip .
I hope the worst happens to every retard that claimed, "its not before every ad!"
Any blocking twitch ads at this point?
And mute.. I always kill the sound so I don't have to hear it either.
I just mute the ads, that way i wont remember the ad
Don’t use the app just go to the webpage.
When it pops up just immediately refresh the page.
Refresh the page right away. Ad will be gone...