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Did crickets just get a reprieve? 🤡🌎 (media.patriots.win)
posted 66 days ago by KuzoKevin 66 days ago by KuzoKevin +877 / -1
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– -f-b-i- 136 points 66 days ago +137 / -1

So don't eat anything ever. 👍

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– SordidPontification 56 points 66 days ago +56 / -0

I like this solution. In fact, the sooner they stop eating the better!

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– x79q3pb 27 points 66 days ago +27 / -0

Very environmentally friendly!

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– WakingKnowledge 14 points 66 days ago +14 / -0

They could eat their own shit and drink their piss and go collect rainbow cow farts in jars!

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– OGpsywar 12 points 66 days ago +12 / -0

Don't eat animals or plants

Soylent Green Is Made Of People!

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– D__1 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

Yeah but people are smart too, just look at our Presiden.....oh never mind, you win.

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– DarwinIsDemon 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

I'm just here hoping someone will tell me this was a shitpost and not a real article.

I mean, people can't be this stupid, right?

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– lixa 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

Actually plants are sentient and have intelligence, while they’re planted at least. There have been many studies on this. It just means we should eat everything God intended us to eat not feel guilty about eating anything.

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– midgetpornrocks 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

You mean as stupid as the kind of people that got vaccinated and asked for seconds?

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– deleted 1 point 66 days ago +2 / -1
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– User_X 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

Just loving the thought of my potatoes screaming out in agony as I:

  • skin
  • cut
  • deep fry
  • salt
  • dip in ketchup
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– F33lingFr0ggy 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

The only funny part of sausage party.

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– User_X 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

https://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4

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– ptchinster 0 points 66 days ago +3 / -3

deep fry

Im not knocking deep frying, but have you tried air frying them? Tastes near the same for 1/3 the calories. So fucking good.

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– Mkay 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Looking at her headshot, she is already halfway starved. Won't take too much of not eating plants to get her all the way there.

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– john9985 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

They might get rich selling those jars amongst their kind

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– WakingKnowledge 1 point 65 days ago +1 / -0

No, it is their own farts they like to smell.

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– redgreenyellowblu 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

If they really meant it, they would self-compost in our gardens to feed the soil microbes.

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– ThoughtCrimeConvict 8 points 66 days ago +8 / -0

Calm down, man. There's still fungi and bacteria. Sheesh.

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– -f-b-i- 13 points 66 days ago +14 / -1

They're really just setting us up for the pill that will give all your nutrients to you daily. Fall out of line, no pill.

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– ThoughtCrimeConvict 7 points 66 days ago +7 / -0

Yep, the blue-ist of blue pills. I'd rather die and take as many of them with me as I can.

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– deleted 5 points 66 days ago +6 / -1
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– lixa 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Frankly I’ve long wished for such a thing, like in the Jetsons. Only it wouldn’t be government involved. But eating is a huge chore when you prepare your food yourself.

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– HuntersParmPipe 6 points 66 days ago +6 / -0

That's what they want...for everyone but themselves.

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– ParticleCannon 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

Except Liberals, by the above logic those should be fair game.

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– lefty295 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

I’m not a communist tho

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– fjobb 23 points 66 days ago +23 / -0

If I don’t care that a cow thinks, I sure as fuck am not going to care about plants. I’m sorry that reality is the way it is and we have to eat things, freaks.

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– ptchinster 7 points 66 days ago +9 / -2

Have you ever had deer backstrap?

"You killed and ate bambi!"

"Yup, well, bambi tastes like Filet Mignon"

"But its bambi!"

"Well, the little fucker shouldnt taste so good"

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– ShockTreatment 22 points 66 days ago +22 / -0

Everyone knows that the coconuts hate us, that's why they fall on our heads when we walk under their houses.

Big coconut don't want you to know this, so you're told they're a friendly nut. They aren't your friend.

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– My_dick_screamed 10 points 66 days ago +10 / -0

"Big coconut" my sides lmao

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– Hussar 5 points 66 days ago +6 / -1

Many such cases!

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– ChyNahAzzWhole1 18 points 66 days ago +18 / -0

Canada has a solution.

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– rebuildingMyself 8 points 66 days ago +8 / -0

A final one

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– TrumpAndGodWin 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

A solution MAID to order.

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– Easzq8 10 points 66 days ago +10 / -0

Ugh, the same ugly haircut after the same ugly glasses after the same ugly face over and over and over and over and…

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– CheeksMcClap 7 points 66 days ago +7 / -0

Lol, that giraffe neck is a new one though.

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– deleted 5 points 66 days ago +5 / -0
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– ThoughtCrimeConvict 5 points 66 days ago +5 / -0

I don't even have to click. That freak haunts my dreams.

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– RedDog4Eva 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

Omg, how'd I miss that freak? Yikes!

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– TrumpAndGodWin 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Battlefield 3 did it first (glitch).

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– redgreenyellowblu 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

Imagine being her son.

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– 556x45mm 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

You spelled vegan cat wrong

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– Easzq8 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

An open sink hole catches water time to time I guess

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– deleted 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0
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– Ungeheuer1 8 points 66 days ago +8 / -0

Eat shit

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– KuzoKevin [S] 4 points 66 days ago +7 / -3

Shit production will be impacted.

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– Wild___Bill 6 points 66 days ago +6 / -0

Laughs in Meat Eater

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– Verrerogo 5 points 66 days ago +6 / -1

Lady, just read the directions. It says:

https://biblehub.com/genesis/2-16.htm

"And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat..."

Maybe she lost the directions. They are available online, though.

These people are looking for moral guidance. But they already were given the directions.

So some religious figures have messed up in the past. It's not G-d's fault he can't find good help.

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– deleted 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0
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– cucks_on_parade 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

What are you getting at?

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– deleted 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0
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– cucks_on_parade 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Ah lol, I think they just misspoke. We all know the story.

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– joesailor61 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

The problem is most of these people don't believe in God, so there is that.

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– HelluvaEngineer 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Everyone believes in something. For her it's probably earth mother goddess or Satan.

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– Trythisagain 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

So, air and water?

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– deleted 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0
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– Tyrone_biggums 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

I love how the NY Post just credulously reports on a couple whose story would overturn fundamental tenets of biology if it were true. People like this have been claiming such things for years; they never agree to be constantly observed not eating for a month, or even more than a few days—except this one crazy Indian asceticist, who managed not to eat or drink under observation for like two weeks

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– ptchinster 0 points 66 days ago +2 / -2

[They] have survived on little else besides a piece of fruit or vegetable broth just three times per week since 2008.

So they do eat and drink.

Yeah. Turns out people in 2023, especially those with white collar jobs, dont need many calories.

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– deleted 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0
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– ptchinster -1 points 66 days ago +2 / -3

Oh of course, but they even admit to eating something.

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– MOLON-LABE 4 points 66 days ago +4 / -0

Your baked potato has a higher IQ than this stupid bitch, even if it is baked.

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– aquila_calvitium 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

Every living thing on this planet is made out of carbon and has some level of intelligence, carbon creatures eating carbon creatures is just the way of life. Only thing you shouldn't eat is your own kind because cannibalism could harm your body.

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– RedDog4Eva 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Hillary leaves the chat...

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– YT45 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

These fucking people…

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– deleted 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0
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– pray4peace4 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

The world is being corrupted by illogical nonsense perpetrated by mentally deranged mutants. Their mental retardation has become communicable & is threatening the future of all life on earth. We can't let it spread anymore. It must be stopped.

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– Girthquakes 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

Cool, I'll have yours then 🤡

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– SPEDMan64 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Fish also have languages they use among their species, but I am still eating tuna tonight.

I can communicate but if a tiger got ahold of me he would not give a shit.

It goes both ways and I am okay with that.

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– Mkay 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Stop eating now. Everything that gives you nutrition is living and does not deserve to be murdered for your benefit.

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– Retard_Strength 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

amazing; i can smell the cat urine through the screen.

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– Letfreedom_zing 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

That neck, help us God...

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– wolfsettler 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

It won't be long until they start telling us our only way to do right by the world is to have mass suicides mandated by the state.

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– 1984_is_here 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

So that's the sound I heard as I poured the dressing on my salad. It was my lettuce gently weeping.

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– cucks_on_parade 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Coincidentally, a baked potato falls into the same IQ range as this fucking moron.

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– wolfsettler 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

But the baked potato is more nutritious and better tasting.

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– cucks_on_parade 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Far better value to humanity for sure, especially the Irish

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– ConsrvspkgNJ 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Of course Potatos can communicate...we have one in the White House right now

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– RedDog4Eva 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but not all potatoes communicate well. Prime example is the one squatting at the WH.

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– LURKER-69 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

I used to tell vegetarians this. Plants are alive, they communicate with each other, transfer nutrients to one's in their group that need it, seem to "feel pain" etc.

Scientifically speaking there is zero difference between milking a cow and plucking an apple... or harvesting potatoes and slaughtering pigs.

So STFU about meat

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– HighVoltage 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

I disagree with this. You cannot compare a broccoli to a cow or a pig any more than you can compare a turnip to a pet dog. We know that animals have unique personalities and we should not denigrate their uniqueness by comparing a pig to a sprig of parsley.

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– LURKER-69 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Ok ill agree with that, that an ear of corn is a little different than a family pet, but the argument vegans and vegetarians usually give for not eating meat is that animals are cute or that they feel pain or they're living creatures and have really cute eyes.

Plants are just as alive as animals, they breathe and sleep and have sex and reproduce and get sick and need food and water and sunlight to live. When someone complains about how they slaughter cows or chickens, is it really any worse than a combine harvesting plants in a field?

I

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– HighVoltage 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Still this is not accurate. An ear of corn is not alive in the same sense as a pet dog or a cow. Plants do not form relationships with their caretakers, and reproduction for a plant is simply the wind carrying pollen around to a nearby plant. The vegetarians' arguments against not eating meat are valid reasons to choose not to eat meat. I am not a vegetarian, but I do believe we should raise animals in a way that lets us earn the right to take their lives if we choose to. Industrial agriculture does not honor the sanctity of life.

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– LURKER-69 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Whatever

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– chickeninoven 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

What's the cucumber you have up your ass telling you right now, Emma.

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– Hades440 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

I'm not seeing the correlation between a thing's intelligence and its ability to be food.

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– PatrickHangry 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

I think I'll teach my kids that people are off limits. With all these Dahmer shows floating around, I'd rather not explicitly tempt any observing aliens with ideas like, "Yes...why shouldn't I eat it?"

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– preferredfault 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Here's a simple logical argument on the suffering of life forms we eat: It would take hundreds of crickets to feed a person every day. It takes only one cow to feed hundreds of people a day. Hundreds of little lives to feed one V.S. one big life to feed hundreds. Even from a compassion and ethics standpoint, eating the cow wins.

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– HiddenDekuScrub 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Idiots.

We discussed this in biology class decades ago.

All life consumes other life. Get used to it.

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– The_Daydreamer 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

I told people this was coming. This is the next step in the vegan mind virus slide:

  1. Don’t eat animals because they’re innocent, it’s slavery and torture, and they feel pain.
  2. Don’t eat plants either, because they, too, are innocent, it’s slavery and torture, and they feel pain.
  3. The final destination: Eat only the guilty oppressor, a.k.a. cannibalism.
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– wolfsettler 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

What comes after #3?

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– runeu 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

She needs to lay off the weed... it has feelings you know

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– YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Are we almost to the point of these annoying crazy psychos aborting all their children and starving themselves to save the planet and alleviate us from having to confront their ridiculous self righteous propaganda?

I don’t know, this climate change religion is starting to sound pretty convincing.

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– BigSaltyBallsInCLE 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Good I hope all you liberals stop eating. First you can't eat the animals cuz the animals got feelings not the plants have feelings so what the fuck are you going to eat?

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– wolfsettler 3 points 66 days ago +3 / -0

I have a rule. If it can't say 'Please don't eat me' It's edible. So people and parrots are out.

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– dook 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

You can only live on white male tears for so long.

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– SisterCovfefe 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Best comment.

Hahaha

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– MrSir 2 points 66 days ago +2 / -0

Johnny appleseed had this exact conundrum. Turns out you wont survive on mud.

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– bluedevilga 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

So we will use bugs to replace meat, and the bugs to replace plants? Does Klaus Schwab have a bet with George Soros or some thing? To see how long it would take them to get people to start eating bugs? Why the hell do they want us to do this? You and I both know that only the good people will get the high-quality bugs like grasshoppers, and anyone has ever been a republican will have to go with the grub worms

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– joesailor61 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

They don't care about us, they just want us to die.

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– PatrickHangry 1 point 66 days ago +1 / -0

Apparently we're supposed to subsist on amino acid soup. Or at least some of us. The rest aren't expected to subsist at all.

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