876 Did crickets just get a reprieve? 🤡🌎 (media.patriots.win) posted 66 days ago by KuzoKevin 66 days ago by KuzoKevin +877 / -1 164 comments download share 164 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
So don't eat anything ever. 👍
I like this solution. In fact, the sooner they stop eating the better!
Very environmentally friendly!
They could eat their own shit and drink their piss and go collect rainbow cow farts in jars!
Soylent Green Is Made Of People!
Yeah but people are smart too, just look at our Presiden.....oh never mind, you win.
I'm just here hoping someone will tell me this was a shitpost and not a real article.
I mean, people can't be this stupid, right?
Actually plants are sentient and have intelligence, while they’re planted at least. There have been many studies on this. It just means we should eat everything God intended us to eat not feel guilty about eating anything.
You mean as stupid as the kind of people that got vaccinated and asked for seconds?
Just loving the thought of my potatoes screaming out in agony as I:
The only funny part of sausage party.
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.
Im not knocking deep frying, but have you tried air frying them? Tastes near the same for 1/3 the calories. So fucking good.
Looking at her headshot, she is already halfway starved. Won't take too much of not eating plants to get her all the way there.
They might get rich selling those jars amongst their kind
No, it is their own farts they like to smell.
If they really meant it, they would self-compost in our gardens to feed the soil microbes.
Calm down, man. There's still fungi and bacteria. Sheesh.
They're really just setting us up for the pill that will give all your nutrients to you daily. Fall out of line, no pill.
Yep, the blue-ist of blue pills. I'd rather die and take as many of them with me as I can.
Frankly I’ve long wished for such a thing, like in the Jetsons. Only it wouldn’t be government involved. But eating is a huge chore when you prepare your food yourself.
That's what they want...for everyone but themselves.
Except Liberals, by the above logic those should be fair game.
I’m not a communist tho
If I don’t care that a cow thinks, I sure as fuck am not going to care about plants. I’m sorry that reality is the way it is and we have to eat things, freaks.
Have you ever had deer backstrap?
"You killed and ate bambi!"
"Yup, well, bambi tastes like Filet Mignon"
"But its bambi!"
"Well, the little fucker shouldnt taste so good"
Everyone knows that the coconuts hate us, that's why they fall on our heads when we walk under their houses.
Big coconut don't want you to know this, so you're told they're a friendly nut. They aren't your friend.
"Big coconut" my sides lmao
Many such cases!
Canada has a solution.
A final one
A solution MAID to order.
Ugh, the same ugly haircut after the same ugly glasses after the same ugly face over and over and over and over and…
Lol, that giraffe neck is a new one though.
I don't even have to click. That freak haunts my dreams.
Omg, how'd I miss that freak? Yikes!
Battlefield 3 did it first (glitch).
Imagine being her son.
You spelled vegan cat wrong
An open sink hole catches water time to time I guess
Shit production will be impacted.
Laughs in Meat Eater
Lady, just read the directions. It says:
"And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat..."
Maybe she lost the directions. They are available online, though.
These people are looking for moral guidance. But they already were given the directions.
So some religious figures have messed up in the past. It's not G-d's fault he can't find good help.
What are you getting at?
Ah lol, I think they just misspoke. We all know the story.
The problem is most of these people don't believe in God, so there is that.
Everyone believes in something. For her it's probably earth mother goddess or Satan.
So, air and water?
I love how the NY Post just credulously reports on a couple whose story would overturn fundamental tenets of biology if it were true. People like this have been claiming such things for years; they never agree to be constantly observed not eating for a month, or even more than a few days—except this one crazy Indian asceticist, who managed not to eat or drink under observation for like two weeks
So they do eat and drink.
Yeah. Turns out people in 2023, especially those with white collar jobs, dont need many calories.
Oh of course, but they even admit to eating something.
Your baked potato has a higher IQ than this stupid bitch, even if it is baked.
Every living thing on this planet is made out of carbon and has some level of intelligence, carbon creatures eating carbon creatures is just the way of life. Only thing you shouldn't eat is your own kind because cannibalism could harm your body.
Hillary leaves the chat...
These fucking people…
The world is being corrupted by illogical nonsense perpetrated by mentally deranged mutants. Their mental retardation has become communicable & is threatening the future of all life on earth. We can't let it spread anymore. It must be stopped.
Cool, I'll have yours then 🤡
Fish also have languages they use among their species, but I am still eating tuna tonight.
I can communicate but if a tiger got ahold of me he would not give a shit.
It goes both ways and I am okay with that.
Stop eating now. Everything that gives you nutrition is living and does not deserve to be murdered for your benefit.
amazing; i can smell the cat urine through the screen.
That neck, help us God...
It won't be long until they start telling us our only way to do right by the world is to have mass suicides mandated by the state.
So that's the sound I heard as I poured the dressing on my salad. It was my lettuce gently weeping.
Coincidentally, a baked potato falls into the same IQ range as this fucking moron.
But the baked potato is more nutritious and better tasting.
Far better value to humanity for sure, especially the Irish
Of course Potatos can communicate...we have one in the White House right now
Yeah, but not all potatoes communicate well. Prime example is the one squatting at the WH.
I used to tell vegetarians this. Plants are alive, they communicate with each other, transfer nutrients to one's in their group that need it, seem to "feel pain" etc.
Scientifically speaking there is zero difference between milking a cow and plucking an apple... or harvesting potatoes and slaughtering pigs.
So STFU about meat
I disagree with this. You cannot compare a broccoli to a cow or a pig any more than you can compare a turnip to a pet dog. We know that animals have unique personalities and we should not denigrate their uniqueness by comparing a pig to a sprig of parsley.
Ok ill agree with that, that an ear of corn is a little different than a family pet, but the argument vegans and vegetarians usually give for not eating meat is that animals are cute or that they feel pain or they're living creatures and have really cute eyes.
Plants are just as alive as animals, they breathe and sleep and have sex and reproduce and get sick and need food and water and sunlight to live. When someone complains about how they slaughter cows or chickens, is it really any worse than a combine harvesting plants in a field?
Still this is not accurate. An ear of corn is not alive in the same sense as a pet dog or a cow. Plants do not form relationships with their caretakers, and reproduction for a plant is simply the wind carrying pollen around to a nearby plant. The vegetarians' arguments against not eating meat are valid reasons to choose not to eat meat. I am not a vegetarian, but I do believe we should raise animals in a way that lets us earn the right to take their lives if we choose to. Industrial agriculture does not honor the sanctity of life.
What's the cucumber you have up your ass telling you right now, Emma.
I'm not seeing the correlation between a thing's intelligence and its ability to be food.
I think I'll teach my kids that people are off limits. With all these Dahmer shows floating around, I'd rather not explicitly tempt any observing aliens with ideas like, "Yes...why shouldn't I eat it?"
Here's a simple logical argument on the suffering of life forms we eat: It would take hundreds of crickets to feed a person every day. It takes only one cow to feed hundreds of people a day. Hundreds of little lives to feed one V.S. one big life to feed hundreds. Even from a compassion and ethics standpoint, eating the cow wins.
We discussed this in biology class decades ago.
All life consumes other life. Get used to it.
I told people this was coming. This is the next step in the vegan mind virus slide:
What comes after #3?
She needs to lay off the weed... it has feelings you know
Are we almost to the point of these annoying crazy psychos aborting all their children and starving themselves to save the planet and alleviate us from having to confront their ridiculous self righteous propaganda?
I don’t know, this climate change religion is starting to sound pretty convincing.
Good I hope all you liberals stop eating. First you can't eat the animals cuz the animals got feelings not the plants have feelings so what the fuck are you going to eat?
I have a rule. If it can't say 'Please don't eat me' It's edible. So people and parrots are out.
You can only live on white male tears for so long.
Johnny appleseed had this exact conundrum. Turns out you wont survive on mud.
So we will use bugs to replace meat, and the bugs to replace plants? Does Klaus Schwab have a bet with George Soros or some thing? To see how long it would take them to get people to start eating bugs? Why the hell do they want us to do this? You and I both know that only the good people will get the high-quality bugs like grasshoppers, and anyone has ever been a republican will have to go with the grub worms
They don't care about us, they just want us to die.
Apparently we're supposed to subsist on amino acid soup. Or at least some of us. The rest aren't expected to subsist at all.