1990 BREAKING: Pfizer RESPONDS! “We definitely don’t do gain of function except when we do” (media.patriots.win) posted 54 days ago by NotAGlowy 54 days ago by NotAGlowy +1993 / -3 139 comments download share 139 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
I didn’t STEAL your car. In a limited number of cases it may have been engineered to leave your property…
I didn't STEAL your car, I just sat in the driver's seat, pulled some wires down and started the car, then depressed the pedal and drove off. How can you be so racially insensitive?
I took your car for an undocumented drive
Your car did not resist.
your car identifies as my car
Well what do you want,
if you didn't want them to borrow it,
you shouldn't have placed it in the DRIVEway.
And after all, we took it down the PARKway
I didn’t CARJACK you, I provided you with unplanned VALET SERVICE.
I didn’t rape your wife. I simply inserted my penis and moved it back and forth.
you were just subverting my sexual expectations
Ha. That’s great.
That's the excuse they use when you miss two payments, on your Tesla, and it drives itself back to the dealership.
I can't wait until all vehicles can do this.
We at Pfizer do not steal cars, we have Gain of Transportation protocols in order to affect homosexual mobility in negroid populations.