This shit is fucking retarded. If Pfizer can just rename everything they do in order to skirt any law directed at restricting their activity, then they are literally above the law. Someone needs to put a stop to this immediately. Ideally, that someone would be our government. If not them, then anyone else is also fine.
I didn’t STEAL your car. In a limited number of cases it may have been engineered to leave your property…
I didn't STEAL your car, I just sat in the driver's seat, pulled some wires down and started the car, then depressed the pedal and drove off. How can you be so racially insensitive?
I took your car for an undocumented drive
I didn’t rape your wife. I simply inserted my penis and moved it back and forth.
That's the excuse they use when you miss two payments, on your Tesla, and it drives itself back to the dealership.