1493 () posted 99 days ago by LoneWolf5597 99 days ago by LoneWolf5597 +1493 / -0 165 comments share 165 comments share save hide report block hide replies
First place for everyone.
Wait for the Navy Whales class of 2024.
Next they're going to have to scrap all the ships because the fatasses can't get through the narrow hatches and corridors.
The military is the top of the spear of faggotry
DO NOT JOIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
They are not going to be able to fit through the portals during a general quarters lock down. I was on the USS George Washington and saw a SEAL get stuck. Broad shoulders. You go one arm up first. No way a fatty is going to make it through.
Hijacking. And yes, there is literally places they can't fit even before this change.
Let me break it down for you all.
They made this and several changes right around the same time for a very specific reason. They wanted to punish the no jab hold outs for as long as possible but they're desperate for numbers.
They dropped the mandate for the fleet as well as for bootcamp entry. They only recently changed deployability status along with these fat body requirements because the first wave of boots needs to be allowed to be put to sea duty.
Without these changes these fat and unjabbed recruits would have to go straight to shore billets.
This is a bandaid on a gun shot wound. They've created a ripple in the pipeline that will be felt for a decade. There is no fixing it without a draft in any short order.
This is a tourniquet to stem the bleeding so that the people who have to report to congress can demonstrate progress. Even if it's fat stupid people.
I tell every young man I can don’t join. You’ll be sent to your death by a tranny so Linsey Graham, the Biden’s, Cheney’s Romney’s etc can pad their stock portfolio. Let them send their kids.
As someone who learned this the hard way. I agree. I dont say that lightly.
The last 3 years proved my worst nightmare.
I'm sick of being right.
Will sonar also kill land whales or is that radar?
Underrated comment. I wonder what their Hell Week would look like? 🤣
Those are the SEALS not the whales this article is talking about.
Trump had Navy SEALS Biden has Gravy SEALS
Same-same, but different.
Lmao What a joke the military has become. Muh inclusion and diversity are more important than ability, competency and success.
They went woke when they integrated
Lmaooo mask off
Thanks random handshake
If standards don't drop, integration gets you a better pool of candidates. You get that right tail of one group that's better than the left tail of another bell curve instead of just pulling from one bell curve.
I was being sarcastic, people have smeared the military as being woke for years.
Even when they would let micks and Dagos in
To be fair, we did have to fight Italy eventually.
They can't get too fat to squeeze through an emergency hatch.
Years ago, back when they still had radio men, they had one who was getting chunky and the others informed her that she would go last through the hatch because no one else was going to die when her ass got stuck in there.
We had a dude in engineering that was massive, but not fat. Dude was a 5'8 powerlifter. Never had a problem with pt or passing a PRT. But there was no way dude was fitting through a hatch.
There’s no way this will backfire.
100% a win. Women and fat asses are making our military stronger because of representation.
100% a win because...if/when Civil War 2.0 and/or Red State Secession arrives, do we want to face off against a badass military or the Lizzo brigade?
The body positivity is stunning and brave and shields us all from worldly evil.
And I'm sure even though they lowered physical requirements, they haven't lowered ethical ones. The guys who get in on diversity and lowered requirements definitely won't shoot at us.
What difference does it make? We've seen multiple instances of proof that basic seamanship isn't a priority in today's Navy. They can't steer a boat right, can't put out a little fire before it turns into a big fire and consumes the whole ship.
They're fat fucks too? It doesn't even make the top five list of problems.
They can't fix their own equipment anymore either. That ship that hit the freighter in the Straits of Malacca, I think it was the USA Fitzgerald, had a radar out for weeks that they couldn't fix.
No reason China needs to float a real blue water navy, just find some decrepit cargo ship and steer it towards our stuff, we can't get out of the way, too concerned about hurting someone's feelings to give an order.
Orders are racist.
Yes. Drowning isn't.
If the Chinese ever desired to Pearl Harbor us they could launch tens of thousands of cruise missiles from our own ports.
DID YOU MEAN "STARBOARD"?!
I'm on my period, you have to be nice to me!!! Find someone else to steer the boat, I have to cry now.
I swear to Christ reading the inquiry reports for some of these recent FUBAR mistakes ls like reading the script of a damned Twilight novel.
Ahaha! Deal! I'll be nice for a few more days. After that...game on! Kidding. But yeah, it's a whole mess.
They are emptying out the military of anyone who is intelligent and physically fit. Why? So that when ww3 happens and our military is an utter shit-show they can draft physically fit men to go fight their stupid ass war. Guess what? Pedes tend to be physically fit men - more so than the liberal left sheep.
At the end of the day, they hope to draft those who stand against their evil so that we can go die while fat slob sheep that obey get left behind.
Yeah, i wont fight. They can (and probably already do) go fuck themselves.
I would rather become an insurgent than fight for the establishment
Who in their right mind would willing be drafted by commies to become cannon fodder for people who hate you. My guess is nobody and the instant they attempt to institute a draft for WW3 you end up with a civil war in the US.
You would be amazed at the results when we have another seemingly nightmarish attack on US soil. There is a whole new generation fully grown now that doesn't remember the last time that playbook was run.
Most retards will. Same people who got shots or cry about Ukraine will be the first ones.
Good luck actually getting a draft to stick now with the numbers that would be needed for that. If they thought "conscientious objectors" were bad with vietnam, they are in for a rude wakeup call if they even consider trying that today.
The submarines are already controlled by xbox controllers.... They want the gamer, couch potato, do nothing type.
Not surprising. Though what is, is them using a controller that costs so little to replace something expensive. Normally the military likes to waste tax dollars, not save them.
No don't you see, the old ones were "heavy" (read the article you fatphobic bigot) so couch potatoes would want to leave the Navy. ;)
Get ready to watch the US lose.
Sounds good. The US govt is NOT frens with real Americans.
I’ve got a sinking feeling this won’t end well…
It's ok, fat floats.
Well that certainly buoys the argument.
Well it is anchored in fact.
These puns keep coming in waves. I love it.
the weakening of the US military is a great step toward peace in the US and around the world
Turns out the military is just a jobs program now. God help us. Because we seem incapable of helping ourselves.
It's a self esteem building program for people who really should never be in combat such as chicks and trannies.
When was the last time someone told you that you are the prettiest most perfect being that ever lived and that everyone else is just jealous of your very existence! Want to be a SEAL just clap like one and we’ll give you a trident.
Some European countries have unionized military.
The military has been a welfare program for green carders, high school dropouts, dependapotamuses, G.I. Bill temps, Tricare leeches, and muh stars and stripes govt simps. For many many years.
It's the biggest payout to the biggest murder machine run by the biggest group of NPCs in the country.
Um...there is this thing called FUCKING PUSHUPS AND JUMPING JACKS YOU FAGGOTS
My back yard gym is offended by their generalization.
I'm a military veteran. I can tell you right now that these people who have had these low scores on there physical examinations were purposefully failing over and over again to get out to the service.
I personally knew a few of those. The real issue with military life is that it just isn’t for everyone, and you are stuck there for the entire enlistment.
So eating your way out of the service is next best option when you want to quit but don’t want an awol charge.
It was very easy to tell who was trying but was just shy of where they needed to be and the ones that were intentionally trying to get chaptered out on physical. Usually the former "magically passed" the second time.
"We don’t want to punish sailors because gyms were closed during the pandemic,"
Gyms opened back up over a year ago. They took 1 test a year compared to 2 tests every year prior to COVID. Additionally, they can go touch grass and run outside. You don't "need" a gym.
Meal Team 6
Soon they won't need ships.
Hank Johnson becomes concerned.
Lard asses will cause ships to list.
Think of how easy it would be for average joes with zero combat training to commandeer the most advanced naval warships in the world.
Better that us citizens take these guns out of the hands of our domestic enemies before our foreign enemies do. Too bad no one's thinking or paying attention.
“If YOU don’t get your FUCKING jab, I’ll dishonorably discharge the fuck out of you and try to throw you in jail.”
“If you’re a fat piece of shit that can barely walk, that’s okay, we don’t want to kick you out. Keep trying.”
Also eradicate any swimming ability tests. They make life jackets, right?
Navy fitness standard :
"I'm fuddin' tuh fit dis fat azz into deez dunagreez"
Navy gets back into whaling
They've already lowered fitness standards several times in the last decade. It turns out that diversity is not such a strength after all.
As long as they can suck dick?
The quote is from the rear admiral.
I guess my 1000 pushups a week are pointless, hello Krispy Kreme
Lies how can you do pushups if the gyms were closed during covid?
if you need a gym to do a pushup, then you dont belong at the gym. Truth
Someone tell the admiral that
Maybe talk to all the idiots in Washington about how they label cereal more healthy than eggs.
"Lets create an environment that actively hates patriotism and our heritage."
"Huh why is no one standing up to defend America?"
Interesting. When my business (and gym) got shut down in 2020, I set up a home gym and got back in the best shape I've been in since college.
But I didn't have a REAR Admiral to make excuses for me.
Navy Divorce rate goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Right, cause if they run their heart will explode.
That just means more sailors will die when the ship catches fire since weakling won't be able to run fast enough or handle equipment to put out the fire.
This 'country' is a joke.
Oof. We're fucked.
This is great. I’m 40 and overweight and now I can be a navy seal with my 15 minute mile and 15 push-ups!!
Congrats you're officially a badass.
I was in from 1983 to 1986. There was no such thing as a physical fitness test.