I believe they have been doing something to the milk to cause more and more ppl unable to process it. I was raised on cereal and milk and now I can't touch the stuff. Unfortunately I can only have the nut juice
Dunno. I don't buy milk to drink, haven't for a long time (keto life), and I don't eat cereal. I use heavy whipping cream for coffee, sometimes. I haven't really looked into milk and lactose intolerance.
They mess with the milk, the eggs are being sabotaged, who knows what's going on with the beef and chicken, and the veggies are full of pesticides. Everything that's nutritious for us is being adulterated. But hey you unwashed masses the bugs are safe to eat
All the time. The whole conversation is controlled by the producers and manufacturers. The activists are only given a voice when money decides it is time to use them. This is an example of that.
Yep, paper straws wrapped in plastic and we could easily go on all day. Is it black pilled when you point these sorts of things out so much and constantly get called conspiracy theorist, MAGAt, Trumptard or worse, and realize there’s no changing the minds of these drones? I do pick up my dog’s shit though, not because I’m saving the planet just don’t want people stepping in it, I walk my dog in public everyday. Now my backyard, that’s a mess and now I’m about to have to restart cutting grass and deal with picking that up again lol.
They already said stuff that isn't milk can't be called milk. Stuff like Coconut Milk among other things. Now they want to change it back to a definition that controls us. Drink the cricket milk boys and girls. Yum.
Coconut milk comes from Coconut oil and water... They're is no dairy involved. Do you know how I know? As being lactose intolerant I'm OK to drink coconut milk.
They should be required to put the words “non-dairy milk-alternatives” or “substitute” or something similar in the same size font as the rest of the description on the packaging. It needs to be clear that this is not milk nor did it come from an animal.
Moet & Chandon saved french champagne production by donating or selling donor grape vines, don’t remember all the details but it is an interesting piece of wine history
Oreos also famously contain cell culture from aborted fetuses. A company named Senomyx trying mixes of aromas and flavors to trigger latent memories, which could be used to "activate" buried deep memories (see Fheng Zhang's research from Stanford about Declarative Memories and optogenetic triggers).
These declarative memories (researched by the company's founder, Lubert Stryer, professor emeritus at Stanford) are "thick" data rather than "lean" as regular brain activity is called. They are packets of essentially "all the memories one would accumulate from training at a thing until mastery". Applying a buried memory to activate a target takes only minutes and a high-frequency laser on the ultrablue spectrum (your iPhone has one next to the Face ID). This sudden rewrite or "declaration" is known as "gain of function".
I had friends who grew up around farms and could drink milk raw. But if you didn't grow up on it, you are going to get sick the first few times you drink it. I think your stomach has to devolope the right bacteria to digest it, or something like that.
Milk is white, and poor people have to pour their own onto their cereal. There isn't any black milk, but you can get chocolate or banana milk if you want diversity. When I started my political career semen was like fine white milk, but Old Joe's and George's is yellow, yellow isn't good, I store it under my tongue and spit it out later.
More federal govt 3letter agency regulations - let's back this simply because it hurts their side a little bit more. You guys just don't get it. Fuck the fda. Fuck the bloated federal govt. Fuck regulations. This is nothing to celebrate just because it may piss off a bunch of lefty vegans. Also of note, it will always be coconut milk no matter what the 3letter faggots declare.
Oh lets treat the people like theyre idiots that dont know almond milk isnt from cows. They think we need endless interventions. Fuck that. Quit cheering on bigger govt like its necessary or some sort of victory. Its a distraction and another waste of resources.
Who cares if they want to call it milk? Creamy thick textured liquid has been "milky" forever.
The truth, dairy farmers are losing shelf space to the faux milks and lobbying the fuck out of DC to stomp it out. Thats not free market capitalism. This is just one of many things that just continues to embolden federal agencies to stomp on small businesses and treat people like we're clueless. You want cow milk, buy cow milk. You want nut milk, buy nut milk. Coconut milk, buy it. Stop enabling ever-encroaching governance in every damn aspect of our lives. Thanks for reading.
So I know I'm supposed to be all outraged, but... why? Milk thistle has been called by it's name for centuries due to the white sap it secretes. Milk of magnesia has been around for decades, again named due to the color. I think soy milk should be called soy milk. I think cow milk should be called cow milk. But if somebody decided to just call both milk, I don't see how that's going to impact my life. I think I will instead reserve my outrage for people trying to normalize pedophilia, stolen elections, and gun control.
Almond milk has been around forever so far as I know. That is the colloquial term for it. This is far different than "plant-based" which means a lot of things not related to vegetables or plant life. For example, retail almond "milk" today is a good percentage of chemically processed algae called carrageenan.
The dairy farmers are correct in part in that "almond milk" is not real milk. As it is a slurry of product designed to create a "milk-like" substance, but it is not actual almond milk. So if you want to get a good statement in on this take the "plant-based = manufactured not plants" approach and challenge these corporations at that level.
Otherwise, it really is almond or oatmilk. And some people really want to drink that for literal allergy reasons if not health reasons. This is totally fair.
Let's call it what it is: Nut Juice
I second Nut Juice
cackles in Kamala
guzzles in Kamala
Choking on it like Pete Buttigieg
Shooting it out of my ass like Pete Buttigieg.
Thanks for the visual.
Catfight!
Meow!
Just call it what it is...
Lib-Cum
That explains her perpetual nut juice moustache.
Clinton cackles closely closing
Nut water**
"I'm not a milkologist" - Judge Jackson
Pure Squeezed NUTT JUICE...
if they rebranded it "Actual Male Semen" they might put soylent out of business
LOL
The only nut juice I'm down for is the one used in cream pies
I'll upvote for the comedy, but it ain't juice. It's pulverized nuts boiled in water.
The greenies need to be educated how much water is needed to make almond nut juice. (hint: it takes a LOT. It's not very eco-friendly.)
Water usage isn't inherently bad, but they are talking water from unsustainable sources to do it, namely the Colorado river
I know. They all seethe about droughts - but then demand their fake milk. It's liberals. They're insane, by definition.
Yep. Though at the same time if you are in Alabama the water efficiency of your dishwasher could not matter less.
The river is by definition sustainable. Current usage does not diminish future supply.
The problem is subsurface water.
No, drying out once affects future performance of the river causing desertification which then permanently harms farmland...
Thank you.
Not if the snow melts.
Are you under the impression that using water in California melts snow in Colorado and Utah?
No the snow in Colorado is melting
I believe they have been doing something to the milk to cause more and more ppl unable to process it. I was raised on cereal and milk and now I can't touch the stuff. Unfortunately I can only have the nut juice
Dunno. I don't buy milk to drink, haven't for a long time (keto life), and I don't eat cereal. I use heavy whipping cream for coffee, sometimes. I haven't really looked into milk and lactose intolerance.
They mess with the milk, the eggs are being sabotaged, who knows what's going on with the beef and chicken, and the veggies are full of pesticides. Everything that's nutritious for us is being adulterated. But hey you unwashed masses the bugs are safe to eat
Nut Fracking Water
I don't care how much water it uses. I drink it because it tastes good.
I'm just wondering why they think "milk" is exclusively dairy. We could be inclusive to all natural milk sources and say Titty Juice.
It's not even juice tho, that's the thing, the nuts are just soaked in water until this garbage is made. Dirty nut water.
So it’s almond extract?
If I steep my balls in your glass of water for an hour, is it ball extract?
Squeeze them balls for the nut juice.
Didn't the woke say that almonds used too many resources just a minute ago?
All the time. The whole conversation is controlled by the producers and manufacturers. The activists are only given a voice when money decides it is time to use them. This is an example of that.
This guy macro-econs
This guy gets it.
yep, like a dicks in a box
Almonds require a lot of water to grow and even more to milk.
And a lot of the lo-fat foods and vegan options use palm oil which is definitely not eco-friendly but I'm a dick for pointing that out.
Palm oil is way better than soy bean oil.
Not to mention how hard it is to find their teets.
Like Buttigag and his partner. You gotta be real committed to milk one.
Milking cats is tough, too!
https://youtu.be/0bBtuJzTeSA
Pretty difficult to strap a non-environmentally conscious fart collection bag to an almond’s ass to make idiots feel better about themselves.
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/these-backpacks-for-cows-collect-their-fart-gas-and-store-it-for-energy
Similar topic: "green" people insanely pick up dog poop in a plastic bag and put it in the landfill. "I'm helping 🤪!".
Yep, paper straws wrapped in plastic and we could easily go on all day. Is it black pilled when you point these sorts of things out so much and constantly get called conspiracy theorist, MAGAt, Trumptard or worse, and realize there’s no changing the minds of these drones? I do pick up my dog’s shit though, not because I’m saving the planet just don’t want people stepping in it, I walk my dog in public everyday. Now my backyard, that’s a mess and now I’m about to have to restart cutting grass and deal with picking that up again lol.
Milk comes from mammals.
You’re welcome, FDA. I’ll send you the bill.
Female mammals with mammary glands
Yes BUT! What is a female? Check mate
also cancelled for transphobia, and wanted for questioning in Kalifornia.
They already said stuff that isn't milk can't be called milk. Stuff like Coconut Milk among other things. Now they want to change it back to a definition that controls us. Drink the cricket milk boys and girls. Yum.
You can tell them that here: https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/search-fda-guidance-documents/draft-guidance-industry-labeling-plant-based-milk-alternatives-and-voluntary-nutrient-statements
Show me the tit on an almond... I'll wait.
If it has nipples and that’s how they got it, then it can be called milk.
coconut is a mammal?
Coconut water?
Ahh..."coconut milk" is a processed "beverage"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_milk
Coconut milk comes from Coconut oil and water... They're is no dairy involved. Do you know how I know? As being lactose intolerant I'm OK to drink coconut milk.
Yes she is a ma’amal.
Cmon man
Coconuts have hair. Based mammelnuts.
Rowdy Roddy Piper created a new way of opening coconuts.
Then why can't they're call the shit in Oreos "cream"? Because it isn't you dumb cunt.
Hell you can't even call sparkling wine champagne unless it's from a specific region in France among other criteria.
Wtf decision is this. This shit is not milk.
Milk lobby trying to crush the use of the name.
Cotton candy isn't made out of cotton.
Head cheese isn't made out of cheese or head!
Brains come out of the head, but you are correct it’s not typically made of cheese.
Milk lobby didn't care about the name until they started losing market share.
Now they are sending millions to DC.
Head cheese is made of cheek meat, so it's half right
As a cheese lobbying lawyer it should be banned and renamed pig head
Lol
They should be required to put the words “non-dairy milk-alternatives” or “substitute” or something similar in the same size font as the rest of the description on the packaging. It needs to be clear that this is not milk nor did it come from an animal.
Exactly. Maybe we should start selling prostate milk until they change the rules.
except Moet in California
Sorry what do you mean
Nasdaq here is trying to flex his champagne knowledge. Moet & Chandon champagne is made in California and very expensive
it’s not expensive for champagne and it’s more of a history fact than a champagne flex
Ok idk I'm not a champagne person and I don't really care
Nice thanks lol
Moet & Chandon saved french champagne production by donating or selling donor grape vines, don’t remember all the details but it is an interesting piece of wine history
Yes I've also heard some vines were smuggled. Very interesting
Even though you're right, I'm a believer of freedom. If they want to call it milk, fuck it, let them. We all know what it is.
Oreos also famously contain cell culture from aborted fetuses. A company named Senomyx trying mixes of aromas and flavors to trigger latent memories, which could be used to "activate" buried deep memories (see Fheng Zhang's research from Stanford about Declarative Memories and optogenetic triggers).
These declarative memories (researched by the company's founder, Lubert Stryer, professor emeritus at Stanford) are "thick" data rather than "lean" as regular brain activity is called. They are packets of essentially "all the memories one would accumulate from training at a thing until mastery". Applying a buried memory to activate a target takes only minutes and a high-frequency laser on the ultrablue spectrum (your iPhone has one next to the Face ID). This sudden rewrite or "declaration" is known as "gain of function".
Dude lemme take a hit of that.
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/modern-foods/senomyx
I’d offer you some Fheng Zhang but his books are like 100s of dollars in Kindle format on Amazon.
That's disgusting if true. Wow. Thanks
Malk!
With vitamin R!
Mockolate!
ref
Squeakers Farms.
Nilk
I drink whole milk. Anything else is for pussies.
I grew up on raw milk. Milk from the store tasted like water to me for years
Nothing tastes as good as raw milk - if people haven't experienced it they are missing out!
I'm not a calf, last time I checked.
CORRECTION: I do have 2 calves.
I had friends who grew up around farms and could drink milk raw. But if you didn't grow up on it, you are going to get sick the first few times you drink it. I think your stomach has to devolope the right bacteria to digest it, or something like that.
Bitch I drink heavy cream get on my level
Not good for your prostate.
I only drink breast milk from hot bitches
Gotta pull it right from the tits, anything else is weak
That shit isn't milk. Ground almonds in water is what it is. No need for lactose intolerant to avoid real milk. Goat milk doesn't have lactose.
Goat milk does have lactose. It's real milk.
I am a lactic asshat
It’s not milk. I do like almond beverage though, it’s better for smoothies. That and coconut beverage, depending on what I’m making.
And I enjoy real milk, and especially cheese.
Yeah coconut beverage is good, but girls prefer bustanut beverage.
There is something unsettling about milk lobby using 10s of millions to get the award changed.
My grocer doesn't even call it milk. It's called "Almond Beverage" because it ISN'T milk.
That's what some labels already say, like "Oat Beverage."
Yeah and I'd bet it's most just water with little almonds.
you're right, it's Shilk
Skeet skeet
Mammals. Just female mammals.
More federal govt 3letter agency regulations - let's back this simply because it hurts their side a little bit more. You guys just don't get it. Fuck the fda. Fuck the bloated federal govt. Fuck regulations. This is nothing to celebrate just because it may piss off a bunch of lefty vegans. Also of note, it will always be coconut milk no matter what the 3letter faggots declare.
Oh lets treat the people like theyre idiots that dont know almond milk isnt from cows. They think we need endless interventions. Fuck that. Quit cheering on bigger govt like its necessary or some sort of victory. Its a distraction and another waste of resources.
Who cares if they want to call it milk? Creamy thick textured liquid has been "milky" forever.
The truth, dairy farmers are losing shelf space to the faux milks and lobbying the fuck out of DC to stomp it out. Thats not free market capitalism. This is just one of many things that just continues to embolden federal agencies to stomp on small businesses and treat people like we're clueless. You want cow milk, buy cow milk. You want nut milk, buy nut milk. Coconut milk, buy it. Stop enabling ever-encroaching governance in every damn aspect of our lives. Thanks for reading.
I still remember the school giving "malk" in The Simpsons. Let's call it malk.
Reference: https://youtu.be/ovfM7dvFto0
There was also a product, "cheesish" from somewhere.
I came across some "Chocolatey coated marshmallow" candy in a discount store the other day too.
So I know I'm supposed to be all outraged, but... why? Milk thistle has been called by it's name for centuries due to the white sap it secretes. Milk of magnesia has been around for decades, again named due to the color. I think soy milk should be called soy milk. I think cow milk should be called cow milk. But if somebody decided to just call both milk, I don't see how that's going to impact my life. I think I will instead reserve my outrage for people trying to normalize pedophilia, stolen elections, and gun control.
Exactly. People have been calling it almond milk for hundreds of years and nobody has ever been confused so far. The outrage is because its now a fad.
I'm ok calling it Almond Milk. You use it instead of milk, so why not? I like cereal better with it.
This. Not sure why I have to look so far down for this.
How about almond water, just like coconut water?
Transmilk.
EDIT: Spoo?
Regulations fetishists get outraged over trains, but the FDA regulated fake honey too, only to approve it being called real honey anyways.
If it doesn't come from a breast, teat, or udder, it isn't milk.
Let's rename head cheese it doesn't have cheese
Is coconut milk, milk? How bout milk of magnesia?
Milk thistle? Milkweed?
How about milk duds
https://youtu.be/RQDQ_aRID1A
Enough with the fake milk. Hilarious.
"I'd like mine from a nipple, please"
Wife drinks almond juice. Milk comes from mammals.
Almond Jiz... Or Nut Skeet. How's that and I will just keep the moo juice.
Sadly it's more milk than what they pretended was a vaccine
Who cares? I quit drinking milk when my mother weaned me.
I have a 6 pack of milk in the fridge. Well, it identifies as milk, but it's not for kids.
I've got a bottle of sugar cane milk.
Sorry friends. I'm on keto and I drink the fake milk. I do drink heavy cream too though.
Nut juice. No thanks.
Daily reminder to drink delicious Whole Milk and not the stuff with the fat extracted in order to profit from selling it separately as butter.
abolish the FDA. we just need basic food regulation enforcement, not the bloated bureaucratic monstrosity it's become
Not gonna lie, I like a glass of cold almond milk every now and then. I like real milk every so often also.
It is pretty good in cereal...but the ingredients are nasty
Just curious, what ingredients of almond milk is nasty? There are only two in normal almond milk: almonds, water.
Or are you just saying store bought stuff has nasty extra ingredients? (The same could be said of cows milk from the store.)
Actually not as bad as I thought. Maybe I'll start using it again.
Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Calcium Carbonate, Natural Flavors, Sea Salt, Potassium Citrate, Sunflower Lecithin, Gellan Gum, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2, D-Alpha-Tocopherol (Natural Vitamin E).
I do like almond milk for my protein shakes after the gym, don't really give a fuck otherwise as long as they don't lace it with soy.
Will it cure spasms from doing mojo? He needs some milk. Not almond milk.
Didn't we already do this in 2018 and didn't Nut-Juice already lose?
Milk is a technical term, milk from boobs is a subset
White drinkable liquids should be called noun milk. Cow milk should be called "cow milk".
Almond milk has been around forever so far as I know. That is the colloquial term for it. This is far different than "plant-based" which means a lot of things not related to vegetables or plant life. For example, retail almond "milk" today is a good percentage of chemically processed algae called carrageenan.
The dairy farmers are correct in part in that "almond milk" is not real milk. As it is a slurry of product designed to create a "milk-like" substance, but it is not actual almond milk. So if you want to get a good statement in on this take the "plant-based = manufactured not plants" approach and challenge these corporations at that level.
Otherwise, it really is almond or oatmilk. And some people really want to drink that for literal allergy reasons if not health reasons. This is totally fair.
Algae-almond "milk" though? Bullshit.
Even piss can be called "milk"...
In a country that calls Biden "president"...